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Tech employees demand their leaders take a stand against ICE

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Re: CSuite are doing the right thing

only *government* can be fascist, as fascism is *goverment* control of *society*

Not really. Fascism is a political philosophy involving extreme nationalism and military-style control, but it can be associated with non-government movements like Mosley's 'blackshirts'. Such movements sometimes make it to government, but by no means always.

Crossrail? More like Borkrail...

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if and when that percentage counter reached 100

In my experience he might have had a long wait. I've seen systems sit at zero% for hours, apparently doing nothing, until I finally got fed up & power-cycled them.

Tesla Full Self Driving subscription to rise alongside its capabilities

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Re: Fine Shield for Drivers

Has that been proven to actually work though?

It does work when traffic is at saturation level, and the physics involved gets complicated. It's the main reason that the variable speed limits were introduced on the M25 around the M3/M4 junctions, and it has been shown to work there.

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Re: Fine Shield for Drivers

I take it you're not Irish. :)

I'm not sure I see the connection?

Not if your vehicle takes care of speed and lateral control. I'm glad that you see the advantages of automated driving.

I most certainly do not, all these gadgets which try to do the driver's job for them tend to reduce the level of attention they pay to their driving, and make them less safe. On the narrow country roads around where I live the lateral 'lane assist' control is actively dangerous. It will attempt to tug the car back towards the centre of a narrow lane, perfectly placed to be sideswiped by the bus or HGV coming the other way. It's only a matter of time before someone is killed, and that will make for an interesting court case.

One example I've witnessed, out of many, was someone completely ignoring a 60 km/h electronic speed limit indication only to crash into the traffic jam around the bend. I wonder if he thought speed limits were dumb / money making schemes / etc.

That's just bad driving, no matter what the gadget says you should always drive at a speed which allows you to stop within the distance you can see to be clear.

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You have not tried it and therefore you haven't got enough information upon which to make a sensible decision.

I haven't tried taking cocaine, or free-climbing a skyscraper, either, but I have a pretty good handle on whether they would be a good idea.

there is also the enabling factor of allowing those who are too old or infirm to drive to move freely as they please without having to depend on someone else, amongst other opportunities that it opens.

Take a taxi, not only does it create a job for the driver it can also ensure that the elderly or infirm person will have help with getting in and out and moving any luggage.

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Re: Fine Shield for Drivers

If there is a speed limit it's there for a reason

It's also almost universally wrong. Roads are very variable, both in layout and in behaviour under different conditions of traffic and weather. It isn't feasible to change speed limits every 10m or every 30 minutes, as conditions change, so inevitably any speed limit is a compromise.

As a consequence speed limits aim low out of an excess of caution. It used to be the case that they were enforced by competent, trained police who could make a judgement call and ignore technical infringements if they were seen to be safe. These have now been replaced by purely mechanical systems which do not take conditions into account, and blindly issue fines for 1 kmh over the designated limit.

The obvious consequence of that is that drivers now pay more attention to their speedometer than their surroundings, and we are seeing the effect of that in the way that casualty figures have started to tread upwards again, after years of decline. More speed limits and more mechanical enforcement will only make that trend worse.

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I have a car because I enjoy driving. As an adult I recognise that there are risks involved in that activity, and I'm willing to accept those risks (with mitigations like seat belts and not driving after I've been drinking) in order to enjoy the activity.

If I just want to get from A to B I'll take a train or a taxi. I have no interest in the pointless and flawed compromise of a car that drives itself. It is a flawed solution to a non-existent problem.

UK trade department put civil servants' feelings first during Windows 11 migration

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Re: Curious? Don't be so silly!

"One boutique member at El Reg was surprised that no one identified as curious. But then again, maybe that sort of thing is discouraged in Whitehall these days."

I'm more in the "bi" category, my desktop dual-boots Windows and Debian.

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Re: This is all news to me

since I was in the office I wasn't going to be productive anyway.

Sadly true for most civil servants, even without W11.

Don't click on the LastPass 'create backup' link - it's a scam

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Not sure it's really a joke. Keep all your passwords in one place secured by a single master password? Just makes it easier to steal everything in one go.

UK prime minister stares down barrel of ban on social media for kids

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Re: Reform

The Conservative party hasn't been right-wing since the 1990s. David 'heir to Blair' Cameron dragged them to the centre in search of the undecided voters, where they've just become another version of New Labour. Reform is just a mix of moderate right and populism, calling them 'far-right' is dangerous. The real, unpleasant, far right is the likes of the BNP with Tommy Robinson, and equating the BNP to a populist loudmouth like Farage risks giving them a dangerous credibility.

Badenoch is making up policy on the fly to score points at PMQ, but she's still way out of touch with the ordinary moderate right electorate, and it's probably too late for her to convince people that she could be a viable Tory PM. In office I fear that she'd just revert to the Cameron/Sunak wet centrism.

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No wonder the country is bankrupt, with government wasting vast amounts of taxpayer money trying ever-harder to control every aspect of our lives.

Government should stick to the basics of setting up the economy for business, and looking after security and defence, and it should leave parenting to parents. Those lazy parents who want to abdicate responsibility for their kids to someone else need a boot up the arse and a lecture on personal responsibility.

ATM maintenance tech broke the bank by forgetting to return a key

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Re: My wife was a keyholder at a bank branch

What would you do with it if you won it?

Fast Pair, loose security: Bluetooth accessories open to silent hijack

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Re: On the positive side . . .

John Cage's 4'33 on repeat?

Meta retreats from metaverse after virtual reality check

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Re: I'm shocked they didn't rename it VR AI.

True...

Engineer used welding shop air hose to 'clean' PCs – hilarity did not ensue

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Our local technical college used to delight in pointing out a patched hole in the ceiling to new students. It happened when someone left a chuck key in a lathe chuck. The students were invited to consider what might have happened if the key had not, by chance, been ejected upwards.

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Re: Define "cleaning"

"bomb proof" is an interesting choice of words...

We had an office in Belfast with many VT200-series terminals. A car bomb left outside the front door blew in all the windows. When the staff were allowed back in they found all the terminals still on, still displaying whatever work had been in progress when the evacuation was ordered, but not a single keyboard still worked. No smashed screens, though, even among those chipped by flying glass.

An old parking meter and a Pi make beautiful music together

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What's wrong with tapping a debit card, or using cash. There's no reason to require an app.

Moon hotel startup hopes you get lunar lunacy, drop $1M deposit for 2032 stay

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Re: A bit fucking late

Actually - what would you do once you were on the Moon ?

"Hi, Mom! You'll never guess where I'm calling you from!"

Apple hopes to save Siri from laughingstock status with infusion of Google Gemini

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AI?

So the much-vaunted Apple Intelligence will really be Android Intelligence?

What will they do 5 years from now when Google follows its usual model and cancels Gemini? Popcorn time.

Cloudflare CEO threatens to make the Winter Olympics a political football after Italy slugs it with a fine

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Which "other customers" are impacted? Cloudflare can block the originating IP to keep its proxies clean.

As the article points out, in these days of CG NAT one IP address could have hundeds of different, independent, users behind it. Having a regulator throw a tantrum and say "Block address A.B.C.D, and do it right now or else" doesn't give them much time to work out what actual traffic is causing the problem, and develop a more selective block.

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Re: Please allow me...

It's pretty much inherent in vulgar sexual insults. "You filthy, ignorant, reproductive organ" doesn't quite have the same impact...

Tories vow to boot under-16s off social media and ban phones in schools

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FAIL

Tax the rich and clamp down on their tax dodging

Ah yes, "the rich", that magical bottomless well of tax money which can be raided until everyone else gets everything for free.

Unfortunately most tax income these days is paid by ordinary working people with decent jobs, and who have no choice but to pay up. The really high-earners are the ones who have the option to pack up & bugger off, as Rachel Reeves is discovering.

whilst offering up simple solutions which have little to no effect.

What, like "tax the rich" ?

Microsoft Windows Media Player stops serving up CD album info

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Re: consumers are returning to physical media like CDs

I’m sure there’s a “tube amp” noise filter that you can play mp3s through.

Yes, just add some extra harmonic distortion, mainly around the 3rd harmonic. That's where the "warm tube sound" comes from, which is mostly due to the design of the amp and the feedback circuit.

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Re: consumers are returning to physical media like CDs

you are looking for ones that can withstand overvolting the filament to 6.5 or even 7 volts.

Why? The purpose of heating the cathode is to release enough electrons to carry the required current. Once you have that, overheating the filament to generate an excess of free electrons will do nothing other than burn out the valve/tube more quickly.

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Unfortunately most media players use a public database for the info and, just like Wikipedia, you're at the mercy of whoever uploaded the data.

Brussels plots open source push to pry Europe off Big Tech

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Re: Supporting startups?

That will never work. As the linked article notes, the unions will only accept it if it offers more worker protection than any of the individual countries has, which is exactly why no company would ever choose it. The same would be true of data protection, and taxation, big companies will always shop around for the lowest rates (cf Apple in Ireland). This XKCD comes to mind.

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Support issue

It's all very well recommending FOSS as a panacea for US control of much commercial software but as XKCD noted, the big issue with that is ongoing support. Since most governments now prefer to outsource IT, the chances are that any FOSS infrastructure will end up being supported by Crapita, Accenture, Wipro etc. which is unlikely to improve anything.

CES 2026 worst in show: AI girlfriends, a fridge that won't open unless you talk to it, and more

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Re: Sometimes you have to

Wasn't there a supply issue after rumours of residual carcinogenic compounds from the smoking process? I remember that it suddenly became hard to find real Lapsang Souchong anywhere for a while.

I agree on the smoke flavouring, it's like that abomination of "apple smoked' cheese in some supermarkets, the genuine smoked stuff is good, but when the small print says "smoke flavoured" you know it's going to be bitter and acrid.

Help desk read irrelevant script, so techies found and fixed their own problem

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Re: Been There...

These days they'll just replace Mr. 'One Answer' by AI, and get the same effect for less money.

Boffins probe commercial AI models, find an entire Harry Potter book

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Fair use

I've noticed recently that many books are now including a specific restriction on their copyright page, explicitly forbidding any use of the book for AI training. It will be interesting to see how the courts deal with a "fair use" defence in such cases.

Logitech macOS mouse mayhem traced to expired dev certificate

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I have enough mice in my junk box, I certainly don't want to find more everytime I open it. Besides, who knows what they might mutate into.

UK to spend £23M on AI to tell benefit claimants where to go

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FAIL

They still don't get it

Government departments, like so many businesses, still haven't worked out that the only reason people are willing to endure the misery of trying to call them by phone is because they haven't been able to get the information they need through the automated website or chatbot. Hanging AI on the end of the phone isn't going to fix that.

Congress ctrl-Zs bulk of proposed cuts to NASA science

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Re: Learnin' is the Devil

TBH even a Daffy Duck administration would be an improvement at the moment.

The most durable tech is boring, old, and everywhere

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Re: Should visit a

> regular ole cat5 cable

Would that be 'regular' straight-through T568A, or T568B, or crossover, or ...

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Re: Neophiliacs be damned

ASCII is a 7-bit code by definition. There are 8-bit extensions, but they aren't ASCII.

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Finale

Presumably the open source replacement will be "Overture"?

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Re: Open Source

Open standards (and open source) is the secret of longevity.

Doesn't have to be "open", just documented.

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Re: "ATM networks"

IPv4 will probably still be around then too.

Finnish cops grill crew of ship suspected of undersea cable sabotage

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Re: The Register is just another American propaganda tool

I don't agree with what the US has just done in Venezuela but it's going to piss off Putin

I think it's unlikely that Putin will be upset. Despite Trump's claims, it seems unlikely that the invasion of Venezuela and kidnapping of Maduro and his wife are legal under international law. I'd say that Putin, Xi and Kim are busy having fun working out how to drag Trump in front of the international court.

He won't go, of course, any more than Putin will for his actions in Ukraine, but Starmer and the various EU leaders will have to come off the fence and either back the law, or back Trump out of fear of economic punishment. Lose-lose for them, but Trump won't care.

Brit lands invite-only Aussie visa after uncovering vuln in government systems

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Re: Government wishful thinking

The fact they got such a grant is indicative of how valuable they are

Or how consummate a bullshitter they are, which I suppose would appeal to politicians.

IPv6 just turned 30 and still hasn’t taken over the world, but don't call it a failure

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Re: Never underestimate the lazyness of system administrators.

Whenever they have to learn something past univeristy, they will look for ways to avoid it.

That, frankly, is just offensive nonsense. The system admins I've worked with for my entire working life have been professionals who spend most of their working days making sure that things work correctly. Indeed, it's more often been a problem stopping them adding the latest cutting-edge technology because they're having too much fun learning it to realise that it might be unnecessarily disruptive.

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Re: 32 bits were just right

XKCD

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Re: Backwards compatibility

most users don't see the amount of effort wasted by developers, support people, volunteers on the internet, wherever) in working around the breakage caused by NAT.

Which is as it should be. The technical professionals deal with the complications, so that the ordinary non-technical users don't need to care.

Europe's cloud challenge: Building an Airbus for the digital age

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Re: "Digital Sovereignty" -- More Misdirection

Not really. If your clothing leaks and you get wet, it doesn't matter where the rain is coming from, or what brand the clothes are.

When the lights went out, and the shooting started, Y2K started to feel all too real

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Re: Things went RIGHT for once

And lead in petrol/gasoline being banned.

IT team forced to camp in the office for days after Y2K bug found in boss's side project

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Re: Y1999 Problem

Just a standard off-by-one problem...

Humanoid robots are still novelty acts, but investment is surging to make them real tomorrow

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Re: Clippy

It will then pick you up, and throw you to the top of the stairs, head first.

New boss was bad, his attitude was ugly, so the tech team pranked him good

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Re: Better prank

Or just remove the ball (presuming it was the days before optical mice)

Workers should control the means of agentic production, suggests WorkBeaver boss

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What if AI vendors focused on the demand side?

Is there a demand side?