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Make assistive driving safe: Eliminate pedestrians

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In my day, the Highway Code had a special section dealing with police officers on point duty, a whole concept which has disappeared.

That's a shame. The town I used to live in had a light-controlled junction that was always jammed at rush hours, except when the lights failed (not uncommon) and a motorcycle cop from the nearby police station turned up to manage the traffic. It always flowed much more smoothly then.

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The French managed to build large booleyvards which are piss easy to add cycle lanes to

They built them like that because it's much harder to build and man an effective barricade across a wide avenue than across a typical city street. Know your citizens, I guess...

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Re: Here is an interesting to make traffic better in general:

a hell of a lot nicer than the concrete wasteland our cities have become

Come friendly bombs...

France says Google Analytics breaches GDPR when it sends data to US

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Re: Where is the UK in all of this ?

You seem to be saying that you're perfectly willing to let Google harvest and monetize your customers' personal data in order to make your business life easier and cheaper, and if the law prevents you from doing so you'll simply abandon those customers.

Doesn't sound like a company I'd want to do business with.

Fibre broadband uptake in UK lags behind OECD countries

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What is 'Fibre'?

What exactly is included in the term "Fibre Broadband" here, just pure FTTP, or also FTTC? I know many people who have decent speeds (20-80+ Mbit/s) via DSL or FTTC, and see no reason to move to FTTP to get higher speeds which they don't need. That would certainly affect the figures for "uptake", even when the actual availability is much higher.

Car radios crashed by station broadcasting images with no file extension

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Re: Mazda's Infotainment is a pile of garbage

Also, nobody hates BMW drivers any more, we pity them. It's Audi drivers we all hate now.

That's because the BMW drivers got fed up with the hate and bought Audis, taking their driving 'skills' with them. I wonder where they'll migrate to next, Mercedes or Tesla maybe?

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Re: GIGO for the goddesses sake!

The 1500m Long Wave transmitter for the Light programme was Droitwich. I think that Daventry was converted to MW for the Third Programme, and eventually for SW broadcasting.

5G masts will be strapped to lampposts and traffic lights – once £4m project figures out who owns them

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Re: 5G is no more harmful than 4G LTE

Yes, but black is more sinister...

Hey, Black Boxes Matter...

UK science stuck in 'holding pattern' on EU funding by Brexit, says minister

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the UK has been slow to follow through on its other commitments under that treaty (particularly around small-vessel fishing and the whole NI Protocol),

The UK has fully met its commitments for small-vessel fishing, and has gone out of its way to help some vessels that were unable to provide the required evidence. The issues with the NI protocol are largely due to the over-zealous enforcement of checks by EU officials. If they applied the same level of checking to all the EU external borders world trade would seize up.

why everyone across Europe wanted the UK partners to remain in Horizon...

and which is why it's even explicitly agreed in the TCA, except that the EU (not the UK) keeps delaying it.

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Re: Brexit got done

It's the British who suddenly want to change the agreement signed by the British government.

No, they just want the EU to respect it, instead of deliberately making it as difficult to use as possible. It should be a win-win for the UK and the EU, but the EU is not interested in fair play.

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Re: Brexit got done

We can't rip up 250-odd pages out in the TCA because they're "overly legalistic" and "heavy-handed", hold up a few remaining sheets with Horizon written on them, and then get stroppy and say "Johnny EUers just aren't keeping their side of the bargain".

No one has suggested that. The UK has fully followed the agreed fishing rules, even helping EU trawlers that had problems proving their previous location in UK waters, by releasing data from UK fisheries vessels. The problem is that some French boats are still unable to provide the proof that was agreed in the TCA but France is demanding that the UK grant them licences anyway.

As for the NI protocol, it was intended to ensure that intra-UK traffic between GB and N could flow smoothly, as could traffic between NI and RoI, but that there would be no abuse of this as a back door to send goods GB->NI->RoI and on into the wider EU. The number of products affected was expected to be small, not least because wholesale smuggling on that route would be pretty obvious (how many containers could you send from GB to France via Ireland before someone noticed?). Unfortunately the EU officials have chosen to apply more zealous checking on that tiny border than on any other external EU border. There are stories of refrigerated lorries being made to unload to verify paperwork (thus breaking the cold chain & making the contents undeliverable) and of own-brand supermarket goods being blocked from GB->NI shipment even though they could never end up in the RoI because the supermarket has no branches there.

EU officials, especially the French, are past masters at using excessive bureaucracy to make life difficult while still respecting the letter of the law, and it is clear that this is happening. If threatening to invoke Article 16 (which is not "ripping it up" but using an option in the agreement) is the only way to get the EU to play fair then why should it not be used?

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It's pretty clear that UK is out.

That's not what Horizon thinks. Is it too hard to read their website and learn a little about how the fund works, before jumping in with both anti-Brexit feet?

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Re: Brexit got done

finding it's own partners for it's endeavours without input or meddling from Europe.

And it wants to partner with other countries, some of whom are in the EU, on scientific R&D. That's what Horizon does.

perhaps I just don't understand enough

Or perhaps haven't read enough about it before adding an anti-Brexit knee-jerk comment??

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Re: Brexit got done

Why do British universities think they're still entitled to EU funding?

No one has mentioned entitlement (nor Universities for that matter).

The European Commission's Horizon fund is a global fund to encourage research worldwide. It is open to "researchers and innovators from around the globe who are encouraged to team up with EU partners", and "not only to EU neighbouring countries, but also to any country in the world with a strong research and innovation capacity that share common values". "The United Kingdom will be associated by means of a Protocol to the Trade and Cooperation Agreement." (all quotes taken directly from the Horizon website).

No entitlement, just international agreement in co-operative research, as science should be done. In the past the UK was a member, now it's an associate. Or would be if the EU would stop using the NI protocol and the fishing dispute to keep holding the UK's feet to the fire to block the agreement.

Have you tried restarting? Reinstalling? Upgrading? Moving house and changing your identity?

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France Telecom went out of their way to run a telephone cable and plant the necessary poles for a mile or so right up to my front door. All for no charge.

In the pre-internet days, BT would have done that too, as part of the Universal Service rules. They'd install something like 5 poles for free, after that they'd ask for a contribution.

Of course, the rules back then for data specified that the line had only to support a 200bit/s modem...

Jeff Bezos adds some more overheads to his $485m yacht by taking down historic bridge

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Re: up and down like a ...

RIP, Jo Kendall.

Brocade wrongly sacked award-winning salesman who depended on company insurance for cancer treatment

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Re: A timely reminder

the government habitually gives budget increases that are below the increase in demand, and often below inflation,

False. NHS spending increases have been consistently above inflation since the mid 1950s, under all parties except for a brief glitch under Callaghan's Labour government in 1978. It's about 7% of GDP today, compared to 3% in 1955.

The real problem is that medical treatment has evolved spectacularly over the past 50 years, and costs have gone through the roof. When the NHS was founded, noone could have anticipated treatments for a single person that cost tens of thousands of pounds per week, yet today the NHS is expected to fund them.

Second Trojan asteroid confirmed to be leading our planet around the Sun

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Re: XL5

And piloted by Steve Zodiac?

"We'd take the path to Jupiter,

And maybe very soon.

We'd cruise along the Milky Way,

And land upon the moon. "

No mention of asteroids, though

Website fined by German court for leaking visitor's IP address via Google Fonts

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Re: UK rules

UK data protection rules have historically always been tougher than EU ones.

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Re: So if

If you're copying and hosting code you should have a process in place to track reported security issues.

If you pull it dynamically and unchecked from a 3rd party site you're invisibly exposed to any future bugs that get introduced, accidentally or deliberately.

If you're providing code that will be executed by your users or customers there's simply no excuse for not validating and hosting it yourself.

Comcast fixes broadband cables 'peppered' with holes after Oakland drive-by shooting

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Re: Murrica!

Would that be devolution or revolution?

UK's new Brexit Freedom Bill promises already-slated GDPR reform, easier gene editing rules

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Re: OK.

Oh no, it's so onerous having to list ingredients

So much easier to replace them by numbers, that no-one understands. E (for Europe) numbers, that is.

The simple option is not to buy processed crap. I had a lovely steak on Saturday, straight from the farm shop. Local potatoes, with just some olive oil & pepper. No additives, no GMO, just good food.

How to polish the bottom line? Microsoft makes it really hard to claim expenses, say staffers

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Re: Mail in receipts

> The instructions read: wash, rinse, repeat.

Obviously missing an error clause for "bottle empty"

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Re: Ah, yes.

I had a German colleague who wanted to stay on in the US for a few days vacation at the end of a conference. Adding the Saturday night stay made the flights cheaper, and of course he would have paid the extra hotel nights himself, but it was forbidden. The trip would then have counted as part-business and part-personal, and he would have had to calculate what proportion of the flights was for the personal part of the trip, and it would have had to be declared as a benefit in kind for tax. Too complicated for the bean counters to process, it was easier to say "No".

BOFH: On Wednesdays, we wear gloves

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Re: Etymology help?

And as the bearings start to go over time, the lines of print become ever more wavy. I'd hate to think what would happen if they failed, those things are heavy & spin very quickly.

Bouncing cheques or a bouncy landing? All in a day's work for the expert pilot

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Re: Serial to VGA? All you need is an adapter!

The Internet standards are still officially called "Requests For Comments"

Google dumps interest-based ad system for another interest-based ad system

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Re: FFS

Exactly. According to that algorithm my top interest this week is car bodyshops that can repair accident damage. I sincerely hope I will have no need to see adverts for that ever again.

James Webb Space Telescope has arrived at its new home – an orbit almost a million miles from Earth

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Re: $10 billion

Use a hedge fund?

Rolls-Royce consortium shopping for factory sites to build mini-nuclear reactors

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Re: Money for old rope

Scotland is almost completely self sufficient for green energy

Only when you fiddle the figures, as Sturgeon & the SNP propaganda does.

That statement is based on the idea that (in 2020) Scotland produced 32TWh of renewable electricity, and consumed 33TWh of electricity and therefore "almost all Scotland's electricity comes from renewables". In reality, renewable energy production is dependent on weather, and the supply/demand periods don't align.

In 2020, Scotland exported over 13TWh of renewable electricity at some times, and used over 14TWh of non-renewable at other times. Over the course of a year only about 55% of Scotland's electricity comes from Scottish renewables (the remaining 45% is from nuclear, gas & oil), a far cry from "self-sufficient".

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Re: Money for old rope

I think you forgot the trailing "McFace"

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How much space do they need? I guess a standard back garden isn't enough?

Robot vacuum cleaner employed by Brit budget hotel chain Travelodge flees

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But nothing sucks like a VAX...

Hive View security camera customers left in the dark as some gear gives up the ghost

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Re: Hive

Are you suggesting that it's just a honeytrap?

Almost there: James Webb Space Telescope frees its mirrors and prepares for insertion

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Cruel, but...

Joint European Torus celebrates 100,000 pulses: Neither Brexit nor middle age has stopped '80s era experiment

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Surely it would be an opportunity to try some fusion cuisine?

If you want less CGI and more real effects in movies, you may get your wish: Inflatable film studio to orbit Earth

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Re: "It's incredibly expensive to get into space, [..] That's the main hurdle."

you just might go boom trying to get there.

At least they'll get some good stock footage.

First they came for Notepad. Now they're coming for Task Manager

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You're just bitter.

Tonga takes to radio, satellite, motorboat comms to restore communications after massive volcano blast and tsunami

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Re: Maybe?

I'm quite sure that Tongan hams are already providing that service if they can. Hams worldwide have organisations (like RAYNET in the UK) which regularly practice for such events.

Epoch-alypse now: BBC iPlayer flaunts 2038 cutoff date, gives infrastructure game away

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Re: Do I feel old?

Didn't it get reset during the last total eclipse?

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Re: VMS got it right

VMS got most things right.

There is, though, a well-known bug filed against VMS for a related issue. The standard message display only permits 4-digit years, so even if the clock is fine until 31,086 there will be a display error when it ticks over on Dec 31st 9999. Last time I saw that bug in the DEC tracking system it was in an 'accepted' state, with a note that it will be fixed "in a future major architecture". Sadly unlikely now...

Tesla Full Self-Driving videos prompt California's DMV to rethink policy on accidents

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Re: Two Teslas

The "street clutter" thing is going to be interesting.

Until the car systems can apply a "is this plausible" test it will continue to be so. Just scanning the environment for obstacles isn't sufficient, it needs to understand those obstacles in context, and none of the much-touted "AI" systems are even close.

It's like the hacks people play with street signs. If you're driving though a residential street with pedestrians around and you see a speed limit sign showing "80" your first thought will be "that can't be right, someone's been messing about with black tape on a 30 sign". A Tesla just goes "I can do 80MPH! Wheee!"

Alien life on Super-Earth can survive longer than us due to long-lasting protection from cosmic rays

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Re: Needs a moon of decent size

Fission chips?

Software guy smashes through the Somebody Else's Problem field to save the day

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Re: It's a sad day for this IT rag...

The radio series came first, all the others are but pale imitations.

Massive rugby ball-shaped planet emerges from scrum of space 'scope sightings

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Or rings?

Wouldn't a ringed planet like Saturn also look that shape when seen side-on from a great distance?

The James Webb Space Telescope has only gone and deployed its primary mirror

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Re: Excessive - but a Space Camera Drone?

A Webbcam, Shirley?

Not looking forward to a greyscale 2022? Then look back to the past in 64 colours

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Yes, "sales" are very tightly controlled in France.

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Re: To be fair on BMW

Still if you had a car like this it may be handy for getting off speeding tickets.

Can you just wrap the licence plate?

Snap continues to make a spectacle of itself as it tries to trademark the word spectacles

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Re: There should be options

Hey, how did you find my password?

Northern Ireland aims to break free from BT's 27-year reign with £125m procurement of land registry systems

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Let me guess

It'll be handed to Crapita and/or Oracle, who will promise a better & cheaper service yet deliver neither, and deliver it late?