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Wind, solar power outstrip fossil fuel generation for EU

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Re: I'm all right Jack...

My Mum-in-law has an old brick end terrace, no cavity walls. She has good loft insulation, but can't add external wall insulation (conservation area). Adding internal dry lining would shrink the already small rooms even further, it's also a minefield because if it isn't done properly it can create huge problems with damp.

Sometimes you can only do your best, and live with it.

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Re: Hmm

This is the same National Grid that's telling us they'll have no problems producing enough power to charge EVs when they've replaced all the ICE vehicles?

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Re: I'm all right Jack...

Governments capping prices sounds very nice, but if it still costs more to generate the energy the difference must be financed somehow. Most likely taxes, or borrowing where the interest is paid from taxes.

Either way we pay for the energy, directly or through tax.

Look at the current idiocy in the UK, where the radio never stops telling us how every household is entitled to government handouts, while that same government is inflicting the highest taxes in 70 years on us.

FOSS could be an unintended victim of EU crusade to make software more secure

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Re: rubber stamp

This is sophistry.

Not at all, nothing I posted was false or deceptive.

Do you deny that Liz Truss was sacked by the parliamentary Conservative party?

Now that is sophistry. The parliamentarty party cannot sack the PM, only the King has that authority. At most the party can make the PM's position untenable, so that (s)he decides to resign (as they did to Truss and her two predecessors), but sacking simply isn't possible.

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Re: rubber stamp

This is not merely theoretical; it has happened.

Not that I remember. The problem is that it's an all or nothing model, the parliament can't remove individual members, it only has the nuclear option of dismissing the whole commission, which protects the commission members. Out of 8 motions of censure, none was ever adopted by the parliament.

The closest they came was in 1999 when the notoriously corrupt commission led by Jacques Santer resigned en masse, ahead of a probable sacking. Edith Cresson was the real bad apple (she famously appointed her dentist as an HIV advisor, despite him knowing nothing of the subject), and the French refused to recall her. She still gets her EU pension.

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Re: Unnerving

the strictest guidelines, requiring third-party certification

I wouldn't bet on the final regulations actually requiring 3rd-party certification. They say that "to be allowed on the EU market, manufacturers have to demonstrate they follow best practice...", so in all likelihood that will end up like the fairly useless "CE mark", where manufacturers are simply allowed to self-certify compliance. Rather like ISO9001 certification, a manufacturer will need to set up a department (yourself for a one-man show) with lots of pretty documentation saying what they do, put someone with CISSP certification in charge (yourself again), and be prepared to bullshit the auditors when they occasionally show up. Best-case it might make the developers a little more aware of potential problems, but since you already are...

Moi, cynical?

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Re: Hurrah for Brexit

Not sure how engaging an MEP will help. The one's that aren't being investigated for corruption just rubber stamp whatever their masters in the Commission choose to put in front of them.

McDonald's pulls plug on Wi-Fi, starts playing classical music to soothe yobs

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Re: print car number plates on takeaway bags to discourage customers from littering

These are people willing to eat in McDo, do you think they'd be deterred by the death penalty?

Smart ovens do really dumb stuff to check for Wi-Fi

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Re: water softener??

Great, adding electronics to a device full of water and salt. That should increase repair revenue nicely.

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Re: Frightening

> God help us.

I'm not sure that invoking that level of remote connectivity is advisable either, especially since most insurance policies exclude acts of God.

Tesla's Autopilot is losing out to Ford, GM in self-driving tech

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it will keep the MKZ fairly well centered in the middle of the lane by itself.

That would be lethal round here. Narrow country roads with white lines along the edge, so the LCA systems force the car away from the verge into the centre of the road. Likely into the path of the oncoming HGV or bus which more than fills it's own 'lane'.

I'm waiting for the first tourist unfamiliar with narrow roads and these gadgets to be killed. The court case will be interesting.

Amazon warehouse workers 'make history' with first official UK strike

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Re: 45%

It's only a matter of time before it happens. Most new city metro systems have driverless trains. Self-driving cars are being seriously proposed, and automating trains is a much simpler problem to solve.

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Re: 45%

Pay rises that are above inflation have to be linked to productivity improvements, otherwise they simply increase inflation and it becomes a vicious circle where you never catch up.

It's been 230 years since British pirates robbed the US of the metric system

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Re: See also electronics design

It's a 6502-based micro. No hardware multiply or divide, and only very limited shift instructions.

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Re: 1 calory heats 1 gramm (aka 1 cm³ at 4 °C) of water by 1 °C

Yes. I missed the 'h', sorry.

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Re: US Survey Foot

And (vaguely) related to feet, UK/US shoe sizes are still measured in barleycorns (1/3"), although they have a different baseline.

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Re: Gammon's

There are very, very few people alive who experienced "empire"[*] these days

Well, apart from the one Strasbourg is creating, you mean?

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Re: 1 calory heats 1 gramm (aka 1 cm³ at 4 °C) of water by 1 °C

One BTU (British Thermal Unit, despite being mostly used in the US because the UK now uses kW) is the energy required to raise 1 pound of water by 1°F.

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Re: Not easy to get rid of some standards based on the wrong system

Only annoyance is that it's really difficult to distinguish 2mm, 2.5mm and 2.54mm spacings.

And bigger sizes.

Back in the 80s/90s there were some traffic accidents in the UK caused by towed caravans coming unhitched. The problem was that some people had older caravans which had 2" socket hitches (50.8mm), but the ball on the towbar of their modern Japanese and European cars was 50mm. They looked the same, but that 0.8mm difference, added to a bit of wear on the old socket, meant that one good bump in the road & the caravan could part company with the car...

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Re: duodecimal my arse

Since this is an IT forum, it should be promoting the adoption of the hexadecimal system.

Is that why US pints are 10₁₆ oz?

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Re: Learn both?

How many km² is one Rhode Island, officially?

It's about 0.1 Belgium, or 150 milliWales. Or 36 million square double decker buses, if that helps.

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Re: Learn both?

At least they put both with the unit. While Ireland was changing from miles to km it wasn't unusual to find a sign with just a number, you had to guess if it looked new enough to be km.

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Those are two different issues. The customer can request an imperial quantity, and the trader can sell it, but to be legal the measuring equipment used has to have metric units. It may also have imperial ones, but imperial-only is illegal. The weights and measures act requires that scales be officially certified, and ones that have only imperial measures cannot now be.

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Re: Learn both?

Metric is certainly more convenient for calculations, but in many situations it's more a question of familiarity than of which is "best".

Tell someone in the US or UK that a location is 20 miles away and they don't visualise that as a linear distance, rather they will think "too far to walk", or "half an hour's drive". 32km is meaningless to them in that context. The reverse would be true for people who grew up with metric units. I grew up in that period when we learned both, and have lived in places with miles and places with km, it is useful to know both.

Much the same is true of ºC/ºF, in daily life the number doesn't matter, what's important is "shirtsleeves or coat?".

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NATO?

<>Today the US Army uses metric to better integrate with NATO allies.</>

Yes, 7.62mm is such an obvious metric value (yes, I know it's 0.3inch).

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Legal, yes, but it meant that market traders and greengrocers had to replace all their scales with ones that showed metric measurements as well as imperial. They could not legally use imperial-only ones, even for a customer who requested "half a stone of potatoes". Petty bureaucracy at it's worst.

Space dust reveals Earth-killer asteroids tough to destroy

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shockwave of a close-by nuclear blast

What medium do they expect that wave to be propagated in?

Software devs targeted as British tax authority makes fraud allegations

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Re: The big guys

these sort of tax avoidance schemes were set up for the rich corporations to use.

Obviously. The poor ones don't pay tax...

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Re: I think this was always a bit dodgy...

a hairdresser claiming it at one point

Ah, that would be a cranial keratin architect, shirley...

Atlassian CEO's bonkers scheme to pipe electricity from Australia to Singapore collapses

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Re: Sorry for stupid question...

but I imagine plate tectonics would be the deal-breaker.

Maybe they could have used a curly cable like on a telephone handset?

Massive outage grounded US flights because someone accidentally deleted a file

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Re: Legacy systems...

Proper legacy mainframes probably use real indexed or indexed-sequential files, none of this modern "treat everything as a stream of characters and embed the metadata inline " stuff.

New IT boss decided to 'audit everything you guys are doing wrong'. Which went wrong

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But it wasn't for free, it was ultimately rewarded in promotion and/or bonuses.

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It depends on what you want from your job. I was always happy to give a little more than required when it was necessary. It paid off handsomely over the years in terms of pay rises, bonuses, promotions etc. although I still made sure I kept a good balance between work and life.

Other colleagues whinged about being "passed over" or unappreciated, but they were usually the clockwatchers who never did one minute more than their contact required.

If people want to do the strict minimum, and are happy with no career prospects, good for them. Some of us want more from our lives.

Bringing cakes into the office is killing your colleagues, says UK food watchdog boss

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Re: The cake is a lie!

I remember a BBC Christmas lecture where the presenter dipped some chocolate cake in liquid oxygen, and then set fire to it as a demo of how many calories it contained.

It's impressive to see a slice of cake go up like magnesium ribbon!

Finally, ransomware victims are refusing to pay up

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Re: Novelty (not) of stolen data being exposed

Which would show that making the penalties for paying sufficiently punitive does work as a deterrent.

If your DNS queries LoOk liKE tHIs, it's not a ransom note, it's a security improvement

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Re: Am I being Dense?

I think the point is that poisoning with all the possible variants requires several orders of magnitude more effort, and so makes it impractical.

For password protection, dump LastPass for open source Bitwarden

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My first thought was "what does Top Of The Pops have to do with passwords?" Showing my age, I suppose...

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For free, you also get a cloud-based store for all your passwords, Bitwarden Web Vault;

Why is this necessarily any more secure than LastPass, or any other password manager? At the end of the day, most of these breaches come down to human error and/or social engineering, and being open source doesn't magically exempt software from that sort of attack. Personally I have no particular desire to delegate my password security to a third party, whether they are stored "in the cloud" or not.

Nice smart device – how long does it get software updates?

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Not just an IoT issue

I'm reminded of this IEEE article https://spectrum.ieee.org/bionic-eye-obsolete. People with medical implants finding that they just switched off because the supplier no longer supported them, which is quite horrifying.

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Right to repair

They should tie this into the right to repair legislation - once a manufacturer decides to stop offering updates it should be legally required to make the details of the device APIs and update protocols public, so that third-parties can take over if they want to.

Self-driving car computers may be 'as bad' for emissions as datacenters

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Re: High customer satisfaction

The cars score higher on safety tests if these "features" are on by default.

Surely you can't be serious: Airbus close to landing fully automated passenger jets

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Re: But could it land on the Hudson?

The biggest problem in any automated disaster recovery setup, not just with aircraft, is that reliably determining WTF has happened is very difficult. Humans still tend to be better (but not necessarily faster) at it than machines, which are limited by the scenarios they've been programmed to expect.

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Re: Automated emergency landing

I remember a 1980s BA shuttle flight operated by the new 757, where the landing was more than a little firm (not dangerously so, just unexpected). As we taxied the pilot came on the intercom and apologised for the hard touchdown, saying "sorry about the bump, it's the first time we've flown one of these and we thought we'd see how it managed on its own."

I was glad he waited until after the landing to tell us that.

Half of environmental claims about products are full of crap, says EU

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Re: All natural

Like "organic" vegetables. True, the inorganic ones are a tad indigestible...

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Re: Lies, Damned Lies, and yet more Marketing Lies

adverts with claims for EV ranges "up to" that they simply cannot deliver in the real world.

But they've followed the official EU tests, how can they possibly be wrong?

Heata offers free hot water by mounting servers on people's water tanks

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Re: Free hot water?

All the power going into the server will end up as heat in the domestic water, so effectively you're getting free distributed data centre server space in return for paying part of someone's electricity bill? A sort of hardware cloud...

EU plan to make big tech pay 'fair share' of telco fees reportedly weeks away

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What gives?

EU politicians up for re-election, trying to show that they're tough on profit, and tough on the causes of profit.

Space startup ABL emulates Virgin Orbit failure by crashing

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Re: Seems odd...

It gives a realistic test, and the satellite owners get a cheap launch. Essentially they're playing the ofds, saving money against the risk of losing it. Failed this time, but overall they expect to come out ahead.

Royal Mail, cops probe 'cyber incident' that's knackered international mail

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The Belfast Telegraph isn't necessarily the most reliable of news sources, but they do claim to have some info that it's a ransomware attack:

https://m.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/northern-ireland/royal-mail-operations-hub-in-mallusk-hit-by-cyber-attack-as-printer-spurts-out-ransom-demands-42279337.html

(paywalled, but you can read the 1st paragraph)

Second-hand and refurbished phone market takes flight amid inflation hike

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Re: If it stops Google breaking shit

I've just tried that, and although it did ask me to take a photo for Google lens, it still does the on-the-fly video translation as well.