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British railway system is getting another excuse for delays – solar storms

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Re: So, let's review

The HS2 saga viewed from afar the indecision and changing goals underlines cluelessness of the current crop of clowns.

More likely the incompetence of the Project Manglers in the civil service. HS2 has outlived several sets of clueless clowns in Westminster.

UK mulls next-gen satellite subsidies for Brit companies

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Re: C-LEO

Carry on C-LEO?

Enterprising techie took the bumpy road to replacing vintage hardware

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Re: We were not gentle, and each RM03 had a rough journey

That was my first thought. A lot of those old drives could have been pushed down a flight of stairs and would have been fine after a polish and head alignment.

The 256MB packs (RM05s?) were relabelled CDC kit, was the RM03?

HP TV ads claim its printers are 'made to be less hated'

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Missed a tagline

This isn't just a hated printer.

This is a hated HP printer.

Microsoft's code name for 64-bit Windows was also a dig at rival Sun

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Codenamed

Not all code names are meaningless. Within Sun the 64-bit Solaris work was project Wyoming, a US state which has lots and lots of space, but is very, very sparsely populated.

Buggy app for insulin-delivery device puts diabetes patients at risk of hypoglycemia

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Re: Always sanitize user input

And use standard, tested, library routines to parse the input. Never roll your own.

Law secretly drafted by ChatGPT makes it onto the books

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Re: submit their proposed draft, the original LLM draft, and the prompt used to drive the LLM

It would give us a new game: how to get the biggest change in the output laws from the smallest change in the prompt. I suspect that the results would show just how unintelligent AI really is.

Electric vehicles earn shocking report card for reliability

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Re: Odd

Or the Mazda MX-30. Wankel-engined generator in the boot.

Senate bill aims to stop Uncle Sam using facial recognition at airports

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Re: BIG FAT Problem:

let's get you downtown so we can also roll you in ink and get an imprint. While you are there and looking the other way (also looking pretty silly all covered in ink) they'll get the chip implanted too. That will really speed your way through the gates since it will be easier to read the chip than do facial recognition via a government acquired 480p web cam provided by the lowest bidder.

I presume you're exaggerating for effect, but frankly that's a pretty stupid comment.

My face is on public display all the time, anyone can see it & decide if it is meaningful. There's no comparison to having an ID chip implanted, and few people would agree to that. For one thing, how would you prove you're who you claim to be for the data on the chip, via a fingerprint or facial scan? Turtles all the way down. As to the camera resolution, biometric passports have 32kB of EPROM available for the total data, so it doesn't store a high-res photo anyway. It concentrates more on storing key data elements.

The presumption has to be that you are who you say you are and nobody (official) wants you grabbed and locked up. Critically examining every blade of hay in a pile to find a small needle isn't very efficient, but that's what's being proposed.

And that's pretty much what happens when your face is scanned by a human agent, especially those referred to as "super recognizers".

I've just sorted through a whole bunch of resistors now that I have an organized bin system for them. I know that there are some resistors in wrong drawers, but putting each one under the magnifying glass and measuring ones with ambiguous colors is a waste of time. The vast majority ARE in the correct bins and I can also check them when I pull some out.

That is exactly what should happen when a particular face is red-flagged, whether by automated facial recognition, or manual scrutiny. A failure to do that is a failure in the system, not of the concept. The solution is to fix the system, not to reject the technology.

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Re: BIG FAT Problem:

With it's failings in mind, what is the actual point? There are dozens of less intrusive and more accurate methods of verifying people's identities that actually work.

Dozens, really? Care to name them, other than having the passport officer hold the photo up and say "yeah, that's probably you"?

Personally I'd much rather use facial recognition in an e-gate than stand in line for two hours just to have a real person make the same check.

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Images are not sent to storage anywhere, that is explicitly stated on the TSA website.

What these systems do is exactly what you suggest, they compare the photo on the passport with your face locally. They may also compare your face with a list of wanted people, but that facial image is not stored.

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Re: How about the other way?

Facial recognition often makes mistakes

Do you think that having a person visually compare your face to your passport photo is likely to be more accurate? The officials doing those checks are also comparing you with a list of persons being sought, either from memory or against a "wanted" poster on their desk. They could make a mistake there as well.

Car dealers openly beg Biden to put brakes on electric vehicle drive

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Re: It’s not just the “mark ups”

20 times more likely for an ICE to catch fire than an EV.

I'd like to see the figures adjusted for age. Most car fires I've seen are in older cars which are poorly maintained, so you get turbo lubrication failures, electrical fires, or other worn-out components giving up the ghost. EVs are too new to show those sorts of failure modes.

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Re: Interesting lines from the article

The article refers to sales of "light duty EVs and hybrids", which isn't a useful measure of EV sales alone. It also includes the obvious sweet spot for EVs, the small second car for shopping, the school run, and local pottering. Not a meaningful indication of EV sales in general.

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Re: EVs not selling?

Is it just me, or are Tesla fanbois becoming even more annoying than Apple ones?

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Re: Profits or the planet ?

It seems that the dealers are more interested in their own profits.

Statement of the bleedin' obvious? Who becomes a car dealer to make a loss (other than Elon Musk, I suppose).

UK government rings the death knell for SIM farms

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Re: Ban banning things

Worse in Le Shuttle. It is very weird to be sitting in a car, but feeling the typical motion of a train.

Vertiv goes against the grain with wooden datacenters for greener bytes

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Fire risk?

It seems to me that the effect of fire in a building depends more on the contents than the structure. Treated timber or concrete may not matter much if it's full of plastic-coated cables and conduits, with carpet tiles on the floor.

OpenCart owner turns air blue after researcher discloses serious vuln

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If Kerr cares so little for security of his customers' users' data, it sounds like an excellent reason to avoid any business that uses OpenCart.

US nuke reactor lab hit by 'gay furry hackers' demanding cat-human mutants

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Re: UFOs Are Behind It All

Unidentified Furry Objects?

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Re: Beware the law of unintended consequences

Create them from cats and they wont be your toys, you will be theirs.

IBM-led advertising X-odus gains steam as more flee Musk's platform

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Meanwhile, some right-leaning media outfits and companies have pledged to book ads on X in response to the boycott

Well, that should send the last of the other advertisers running for the hills.

From yellow cabs to sky cabs: Air taxis take a Big Apple test flight

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Yeah, just stay in the cave, bang a few rocks together if you get bored. There's nothing interesting to see in the rest of the world.

Bright spark techie knew the drill and used it to install a power line, but couldn't outsmart an odd electrician

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Re: Ouch! don't trust anything.

A friend's dad was red/green colour blind, he built power stations for a living!

I also know someone who got a job in BBC engineering despite being colour blind. He got hold of a set of the sight testing cards, had a friend tell him what numbers he should be able to see, and memorized the patterns as they appeared to him. That took determination.

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Re: Other folks' DIY

A friend of mine had a similar experience. Wanting to stop a floor board from moving and squeaking before laying carpet (in a new build house) he gently tapped a nail into the board at the line of the joist. Then he heard a faint hissing. He'd hit a central heating pipe, installed in a notch right under the boards.

BOFH: Monitor mount moans end in Beancounter beatdown

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In a past life we found that if we wanted any technical books we had to request them as internal loans from the company library, we couldn't raise a purchase order for a book.

User manuals, however, could simply be bought. We bought a lot of user manuals, rightly assuming that the purchasing department wouldn't be able to tell the difference from the title.

Adobe sells fake AI-generated Israel-Hamas war images – then the news ran them as real

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What possessed Adobe to even think that generating such faked images was OK?

Vanishing power feeds, UPS batteries, failover fails... Cloudflare explains that two-day outage

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It's worth looking up the Netflix Chaos Monkey, as an example of HA testing.

I've lost count of the number of HA system designs which supposedly handle failures, yet the failover framework itself assumes that everything will work correctly when disaster strikes.

Woman jailed after RentaHitman.com assassin turned out to be – surprise – FBI

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Entrapment for the terminally stupid?

CompSci academic thought tech support was useless – until he needed it

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Having an email to which you send a free-form description is a lot more useful than a modern form-based system with pulldown menus for every option, none of which offers a valid selection for your particular problem.

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Re: " the entire point of university degrees is to teach you critical thinking"

the students were only interested in getting a bit of paper at the end; they were not actually interested in the subject, or in being educated.

The inevitable result of Tony Blair's insistence that 50% of people should go to university, whether they would benefit or not.

Australian video-streamer lets users opt out of ads for burgers, booze, and betting

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Re: Maybe finally a use for "AI"?

"Two sugars, please. Stirred, not shaken."

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Maybe finally a use for "AI"?

What if we could train AI to spot ads in a video stream or webpage and remove them?

Stop what you’re doing and patch this critical Confluence flaw, warns Atlassian

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?

Why does anyone still buy Atlassian's crap?

Tenfold electric vehicles on 2030 roads could be a shock to the system

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FAIL

Re: No shit

You're confusing power with energy. Few people feel the need to spend 3+ hours under the shower.

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Re: It's ok, there are non car options..

Might stand a chance of re-nationalising some of the energy industry.

Great, then it can be run as well as other government-run services, like the NHS. That'll be a big help.

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Re: Why not check out places that already have many EVs?

You're making the false assumption that because 90% of journeys are short, 90% of cars only need to be capable of short journeys.

That doesn't hold. Most of my daily journeys are short, but once a month or so I do need to fill the tank every day for a few days, and a couple of times a year I may need to fill it twice in a day. A pure EV just isn't worth the hassle and cost, and having two cars would be even worse. A PHEV is a good compromise, and I hope we see more range-extender ones such as those that Mazda is starting to produce.

It took seven years but over-40s fired by HP win $18m settlement

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$18m

$1 for the claimants, $17,999,999 for the lawyers?

On-by-default video calls come to X, disable to retain your sanity

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Coat

Re: It just won’t lie down and die…

X-orcism?

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First "call" I get, the app gets uninstalled.

Why wait?

Larry Ale-ison institute invests in Oxford pub linked to Tolkien, CS Lewis

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My favourite of those changes was the Toad and Raspberry in Ipswich, locally known as the Frog'n'Fart.

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Pint

Oracle ale

Maybe they'll be serving this (which isn't a bad pint).

Progress towards 'Gigabit Europe' is slow, with UK also lagging

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Re: Leap

It was a while ago that I saw that statement, economics may have changed.

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Joke

Re: Have a downvote

And how much of that do the cats see, eh?

Bloody cat-exploiting capitalists!

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Re: Leap

BT has said that recovering the copper would cost more than its value. It'll likely be left in the ground to rot, unless recovery would allow them to free up duct space, which could be more valuable.

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Re: Eh?

Why should everyone upgrade their tech to the faster speeds?

Indeed. A statement like "obstacles remain in convincing consumers to fully transition to fiber services" really means "we think people are too stupid to know what they want", but in reality people are intelligent enough to know when they have what they need, at an appropriate cost for them. I have FTTP and pay for 100Mbit/s which is more than sufficient for my needs. I could have 900, but don't need it and don't see any reason to pay the extra.

Food robots delivering bombs? Oregon State campus shut down by 'prank'

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Experience, sadly. If a code word was given and then a bomb did explode (hopefully after an evacuation), then the next time that code word was given it was taken seriously.

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Calls about hoax bombs can cause just as much panic and distress as calls about real bombs, which is why the perpetrators of such hoaxes often get charged with the same terrorist offences. Looks like one student won't be finishing his degree any time soon.

Red light for robotaxis as California suspends Cruise's license to self-drive

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It means that when people nearby are screaming "Stop! Stop!, you're dragging someone underneath" there's at least a chance that the car will stop.

Irish cops data debacle exposes half a million motorist records

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I doubt it ever makes it to "someone high up in the government department". More likely someone in purchasing is told to "find a supplier", puts out a tender, and chooses the cheapest plausible-sounding response. They see that Seamus Bloggs has "qualified security consultant" on his website, and have no understanding of what that means, or what actual qualifications are needed.