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Capita wins £135M extension on much-delayed UK smart meter rollout

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Re: Klystron

BBC Droitwich transmitter was built to a custom design in the 1930s, the current Marconi one dates from the mid-80s. IIRC it uses a matched pair of valves which can handle the 500kW output and have not been made for many years and the BBC now has the whole remaining stock. The only practical approach to keeping it running would be a whole new transmitter, which is of dubious value considering how little interest there is in analogue LW (198kHz) these days.

Look! About chest high! Is it a pallet? Is it a drone? No, it's a Palletrone

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With that lifting capacity, wouldn't it be cheaper to hire a Deliveroo rider!

Starlink's new satellites emit 30x more radio interference than before, drowning cosmic signals

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Re: Don't the chinese have a nice device to shoot down rogue satellites?

Again?

Crack coder wasn't allowed to meet clients due to his other talent: Blisteringly inappropriate insults

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Re: Never for rudeness, but..

panting into the receiver

I remember one conference call where the remote manager had been quiet for a while, then we heard the unmistakable sound of gentle snoring.

Much hilarity ensued in the conference room, but we liked him so I don't think anyone ever said anything.

LinkedIn started harvesting people's posts for training AI without asking for opt-in

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Joke

intelligence?

If AI was truly intelligent it would realise that nobody wants this, and refuse to use the data.

Lebanon: At least nine dead, thousands hurt after Hezbollah pagers explode

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Re: Nice work

Hmmm, so Mossad will supply pigeons infected with a highly contagious strain of bird flu...

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Re: Kick Hezbollah out of Lebanon

The UDR wasn't a reserve regiment, it was a normal infantry regiment. It originally recruited from both communities in NI, and had a substantial Catholic presence in the early days, until the IRA threatened to kill any Catholic who joined.

For most of its life there was no distinct NI government, since Stormont was prorogued in 1972 just after the UDR was formed, and the NI assembly didn't reappear until 1998, years after the UDR was disbanded.

Amazon CEO wants his staff back in the office full time

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In my experience, every software org has a few people who much prefer to work in their corner as loner, not talk to anyone, and just get on with what they see as their work. They love WFH because it has no disruptions. They're completely unaware that they are being cursed up and down by the rest of the team for never coming to meetings, not sharing status and generally not being a team player.

If they really are as good as they think they are (most aren't) a good manager may be able to handle them and use their skills. Poor managers can't cope, so ignore them until either the project dies, the rest of the team look elsewhere, or somebody senior steps in.

WFH can be great for the right person in the right role, but not in all situations.

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I know many people who love WFH and would hate to lose it. It lets them look after the kids and the dog, go shopping when they want, get up late and not shave, finish that bit of DIY they never had time to do.

Actually doing work is way down the list. They seem to think that nobody will notice, but they're wrong...

Telcos scolded for unwanted erection of utility poles in race to wire up Britain

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Re: Like any other superhighway

That's not really related to the USO, though, since everyone gets the same universally-poor service. USO says that the Telco must provide largely the same service, at the same price, to everyone who asks. There have always been some exceptions in very remote areas, but by and large it is still honoured.

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Re: Like any other superhighway

Wow, that must be some UK-specific set-up. In the US a residential POTS line is a single circuit (loop) with "loop start". There is no separate "ring circuit" and "speech circuit". It's two wires

I think you misunderstood my comment. The UK system is the same, for a non-party line the ring voltage was sent on the 2 wires of the pair just as you describe, but for a party line two separate ring circuits were created, one from the A-leg and earth, the other from B-leg and earth. There was a single pair shared by the two subscribers, but each could be rung separately.

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Re: Like any other superhighway

You need two wires for the speech circuit, but could get adequate ring signal by using one wire of the pair and an earth return. Each subscriber had their own ring circuit, but they shared the speech circuit.

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Re: Like any other superhighway

No, party lines were GPO/BT setups, where they hadn't invested enough in infrastructure to give a pair to each subscriber, so two subscribers had to share one pair.

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Re: Like any other superhighway

Not a myth at all. I well remember my father trying to call in his sales figures in an evening, except whenever he picked up the phone he could hear the neighbour's daughter talking to her boyfriend on the shared line.

These lines shared a speech circuit, but with independent ringing for each house by sending ring current between one leg and earth.

Eventually replaced by a multiplex system (WB4000?) where one speech circuit was modulated onto a carrier. Worked for speech, but not for data beyond 300 bps.

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Re: Like any other superhighway

I presume you don't remember how bad the system was 40 years ago when that was the situation? Taxpayer-funded state ownership has no incentive for proper investment or performance.

Homing pigeon missiles, dead trout swimming, butt breathing honored with Ig Nobel Prize

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Re: Umm... No.

No, the vindaloo just made it seem like that.

Domo arigato, Mr Roboto: Japan's bullet trains to ditch drivers

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Re: Just to clarify a point

Railways are funded by passengers and tax subsidies. Throwing more taxpayer money at them to make up for union greed won't fix them.

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Re: Just to clarify a point

UK rail unions have no interest in fair pay, they want excessive pay whilst refusing to give up outmoded and overmanned working practices which predate the Beeching era.

If they accepted fair pay and conditions there would be more money available to run more and better services, but union greed and a Labour government is always a failing combination.

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Re: Just to clarify a point

Indeed, if only HS2 had been designed like that. ASLEF/RMT-free rail travel, one can only dream.

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Re: "199 mph"

That was the main reason for building HS2, to have a dedicated track where trains could run at full speed. With no need to share tracks with expresses they could then also run more stopping trains as well.

SpaceX Polaris Dawn mission completes first commercial spacewalk

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Deep sea diving suits don't have a pressure differential across them, the diver is at the same pressure as the surrounding ocean, hence the need for decompression when rising. That approach would be problematic when external pressure is zero...

Robot enters Fukushima's nuclear core to retrieve melted-down remains

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WTF?

Re: "radioactive hybrid terror pigs"

And meanwhile Harrods is selling Fukushima peaches, at £27 a throw.

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Coat

It's a plumbing issue?

Avis alerts nearly 300K car renters that crooks stole their info

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Unhappy

Me too. Now I need to check if the CC they have was my old business one, or my current personal one.

Foot-thick wall workaround: Gigabit network links beamed through solid concrete

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And if needs be, drilling a 1.5cm hole isn't that hard.

I take it you've never worked in a building with strict fire codes, where even drilling a 0.5cm hole needs an asbestos survey, firewall evaluation, weeks of paperwork, and then can only be cabled with appropriate fire-resistant cable and sealant, by suitably certified facilities staff?

Global powers sign AI pact promising to preserve human rights, democracy

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the technology has the capacity to radically improve the responsiveness and effectiveness of public services and "turbocharge" economic growth.

Sadly it will be run by government and the civil service, so the chances of that capability being realised are somewhere around zero, although vast sums of our money will no doubt be spent trying.

WHO-backed meta-study finds no evidence that cellphone radiation causes brain cancer

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Re: Sloppy

Dont put the cat inside the micro wave...

Definitely not a good idea:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8uAVp60X_p0

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Headmaster

Re: Time to take off the tin foil hat

totally un-phased

unfazed.

A nice cup of tea rewired the datacenter and got things working again

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A Norsk Data machine of that vintage probably ran Sintran. Now there's an OS with a weird command line, I didn't need those memories to be revived.

Telegram founder and CEO arrested in France

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Re: I hope Musk travels to France

But where do you draw the line? Can you hold the owner of a phone company responsible for what someone says in a phone call? The owner of the Post Office for the contents of a letter it carries? What about the situation where the 'owner' of a publicly-traded platform is its shareholders?

Russia tells citizens to switch off home surveillance because the Ukrainians are coming

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Re: Ukraine is spying on your ring

Hmmm, using Wikipedia to rebut the Encyclopedia Britannica? Not the best move in the debate.

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Re: This attack was brilliant strategy

So this could be one of those 4-D chess things where Ukraine has been baited into a trap.

Or it could just be a major propaganda win, where the Ukrainians can withdraw in good order leaving Putin embarrassed and mad, and probably executing his own commanders for their failure (which will work wonders for lowering morale in his army). Meanwhile the Ukrainians get a morale boost, a laugh, and can cheer their guys on. Where's the downside?

Tech support chap solved knotty disk failure problem by staring at the floor

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We always had problems getting business visitors for their first trip to Belfast, but after they'd been once and discovered the hospitable pubs we couldn't keep them away. It got annoying around Christmas when we wanted meetings in London for Christmas shopping, but they insisted on having them in Belfast because it was more fun.

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Re: We used to blow VAX 11/780 cards regularly

Unearthed 'scopes were often used when working on live-chassis equipment like TVs. Clipping an earthed scope probe onto the chassis of such a device could have spectacularly expensive results.

The correct solution was to feed the equipment under test via an isolating transformer, but they cost money...

Ex-Microsoft engineer resurrects PDP-11 from junkyard parts

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Blinkenlights

If you want smaller blinkenlights for a QBus PDP, try this.

BOFH: Videoconferencing for special dummies

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Re: So true to life

Even with equipment as simple as a whiteboard and coloured pens, you can guarantee that some clown will leave a permanent marker on the shelf below it.

LibreOffice 24.8: Handy even if you're happy with Microsoft

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Re: Notes view

Sorry, maybe I'm missing something, but I just opened (in LO 7.6) a presentation I wote 15+ years ago, selected the "Notes" view, and got a page with the slide at the top and the notes frame underneath it. As I step from slide to slide I get that dual view for each one. AFAIK it's always been like that, it certainly was when I wrote any presentations over the past 10+ years with versions well before LO7.6. Trying to write notes when you can't see the slide as well would be a pain.

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Notes view

I'm pretty sure LO has had a speaker's notes view for years, if not decades. I've certainly found it invaluable for presentations.

China's top Office clone copies Microsoft again – with an inconvenient outage

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bug-for-bug compatible

The outage commenced mid-morning and persisted until around 3:00 PM local time, sparking a predictable outpouring of grumpiness on social media as users were unable to access documents stored in Kingsoft's cloud.

So, giving people the full Microsoft-compatible experience and they still complain?

Atlassian CEO's idea to build 4,000-kilometer extension cord plugged in

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Re: That doesn't add up

Place a big battery at the source or place a smaller battery at the destination.

At what point does it become easier/cheaper to put huge batteries on a fleet of ships, and just run a charge->sail to destination->discharge & repeat loop? Battery tankers!

Deadbeat dad faked his own death by hacking government databases

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Re: Is it hacking?

The system was not designed to make alive people dead unless actually dead.

The fun will probably come when they try to make him alive again, the system almost certainly wasn't designed to allow that!

City council faces £216.5M loss over Oracle system debacle

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Re: The customer is always right!

Part of doing proper internationalization is allowing for that on your screens and reports. If you've crammed everything up as tightly as you can you'll have problems even localizing to a language like German, where many terms tend to be longer than their English equivalents (not to mention accessibility issues).

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Re: Can we copy one which work

It's the same mentality that results in every council having different recycling rules. They all think they're special, and need to justify their existence by creating a custom solution for their particular needs. They scream if central government tries to impose a standard, while also complaining when it cuts funding for their custom local fun and games.

Most local government isn't fit for purpose, and that's not a problem limited to the UK.

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Re: Easy Money for Oracle - same old BS gov't IT project

Not just local government, in my experience most software customers think like that. Few software companies or consultants will stand up to them, because the customers just find some other supplier who'll agree. By the time the shit hits the fan the supplier is too deeply embedded to easily change.

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Re: Easy Money for Oracle - same old BS gov't IT project

I doubt if Oracle are getting all the money, most of that 10x is probably going to the incompetent consultants who tried to implement a poorly specified system.

Top companies ground Microsoft Copilot over data governance concerns

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Customer service?

Initiatives that have added generative AI into customer service apps have been generating returns for the companies that have done so, he said.

No doubt, but have they asked their customers if they appreciate it? In my experience it provides far worse customer "service", though no doubt it allows the companies to save money on all the people they fired. I have a feeling this will be like the offshored call centres, which all had to be dragged back onshore as customers complained and voted with their wallets.

California trims AI safety bill to stop tech heads from freaking out

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Re: Tech exodus

Yep, my colleagues out there in the same job position as me were paid numerically twice my salary. Despite me living in a relatively high-cost part of Europe I still had more disposable income for the fun stuff.

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Tech exodus

Aren't the tech companies already abandoning California because of its taxes and regulatory environment?

Developer tried to dress for success, but ended up attired for an expensive outage

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Probably, but it doesn't necessarily shout out "person here". Like hunters who wear bright orange baseball caps, white might be as visible against a dark background but there are few animals with fluorescent orange pelts, so less chance of a mistake.

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Re: On-site security

One one of those Michael Portillo train journey TV programmes, he was wearing one of his usual eye-wateringly bright jackets. As they headed into an engine yard his guide handed him a hi-vis jacket, and apologized for having to reduce his visibility...