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Yes, yes, the Olympics are near. But what'll happen to its IT afterwards?

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You've never heard of online shopping?

Up the ZIL LANE to the Beach Volleyball changing rooms with BONG!

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Re: Olympic Brands

I thought MacDont produced Fries, not chips? Sounds like a great opportunity for the lawyers to get involved: "but, M'lud, exhibit (a) is clearly not a 'chip', per-se, as clearly defined in 'Ramsden'"

BIG BOOBS banished from Linux kernel

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My computer only knows about 0 and 1, any other numbers are the work of high-level languages, which as eny fule kno are the work of the devil.

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Re: Oh noes 0xDEADBEEF

Solaris stil uses 0xDEADBEEF and 0xBADDCAFE

Russians in audacious stratobeer mission

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LOHAN sponsorship opportunity?

Get Guinness to prepare you a can of draught with helium instead of nitrogen for the widget?

Readers fret over LOHAN's chilly bits

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Re: I apologise for butting in

> return motors on the Lunar Lander were designed to avoid the need for anything that could go wrong.

IIRC the big downside of those motors was they once started they were damaged, so they couldn't be tested pre-flight and then cleaned/refueled. If they didn't fire first time, RIP Armstrong & Aldrin. Scary.

Also, if Lester & co. don't want to use hydrogen in the ballon I doubt they'll be keen on using hydrazine in the rocket engines...

BT bags MASSIVE £425m broadband rollout deal in Wales

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Re: I'm happy with that...

> Look at the state of the trains to see that.

I think you've forgotten how bad the trains were before they were privatised.

New lightest-ever material: Ideal power for electric car

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Re: Maybe...but...

The main problems with swappable batteries are the storage requirements and the size of the power feed to each station to deliver the required power. A warehouse and power station every 30 miles along each motorway isn't going to go down well with the locals.

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Re: Lightnessness?

If lightness is the reciprocal of weight, then probably the Notwen ?

Humanity increasingly sitting on collective arse

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Re: wrong approach

Yes, I've been to Cambridge a few times, and I agree about the traffic, but it's exactly the situation where a good alternative would be used because it was better. No need to make the driving intentionally more difficult just tto create a need.

Which French towns are you thinking of? I've seen that in tiny mediaeval villages, never in towns with the possible exception of Megeve.

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wrong approach

Looking at the solution as being "*discourage* car usage" is completely backwards. The solution is to *encourage* the use of other forms of transport, by making them work properly, so that people change voluntarily. In places where that doesn't make economic sense (rural areas) there is no point in punishing car drivers just because you can, so car use should be made easy and efficient to avoid jams and pollution.

Round where I live there's a huge anti-car effort, reducing roads to one lane and creating bus lanes, in an attempt to force people to use the bus. The bus service is only convenient for people who live and work entirely within the city, so those of us who can't use it have to sit in ever bigger traffic jams surrounded by fumes, while acres of red tarmac lie empty for most of the day. I can usually drive to work in 30 minutes, to go by public transport takes three buses and 2 hours, and I can't get home that way.

No wonder town centres are dying, with out-of-town shops and the Internet picking up the business. Nobody round here goes into town unless they really have to.

iPhone 5 to be skinniest Apple yet SHOCK

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Re: You're all wrong!

> made of cheese. It will be 2" thick and come with a free case made of cream crackers.

whereupon Apple will be sued by Google. on the basis that it infringes the look and feel of an ice cream sandwich...

Yahoo! Poaches! New! CEO! From! Google!

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Re: Goo Gone Bad

She's a multi-millionaire and certainly doesn't need to work, so why shouldn't she take a break and have a go at raising the dead? It's probably more fun than just doing the same-old same-old at Google. If she succeeds it'll be one in the eye for Larry&Sergey, and if she fails it'll be blamed on Yahoo! anyway. Either way she'll still be marketable in a year or two, whatever happens.

UK tech biz grinding to halt as Reg space programme sucks in talent

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Escher?

Great to see a UK engineering company pitching in to help, but I'd be a little wary of letting anyone called Escher help with geometry designs......

Build a bonkers hi-fi

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Re: Nothing new under the sun

33.33 ??

Only two decimal places? What about the other 0.003333333333333333333333333333333333333 RPM?

Move over Raspberry Pi, give kids a Radio Ham Pi - minister

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Re: Computer club

Hell, if they really did build something to your design out of 4000-series chips then I have to disagree with your claims that "I am not good at teaching" and " I do not have the skill to keep them focused or inspire them."

I'd say you're wong on both counts.

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Re: Yes / No

Hmm. There's an awful lot do do with "R" happening, but exceptionally little "E."

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Re: Not as good idea as it sounds...

Writing a program is just joining the dots with some punctuation. You wouldn't expect even a gifted 8 year old to design the computer where the program runs. Why is writing and debugging a program using discrete software elements any different from assembling a crystal radio from presupplied hardware elements?

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Re: Wireless DVD player???

radio != wireless.

The computer you typed that comment on was designed using radio technology, since even the layout of the traces on the motherboard has to follow radio design rules to ensure that it works properly.

New electronic labels squeal to spare you from food poisoning

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Aren't there already chemical versions of these temperature labels around, which give a simple go/nogo status (i.e. "I've been stored somewhere too hot for a while") and need no power source. What more does it need (unless you're going to go the whole hog with GPS-based tracking and auditing)?

Study: Climate was hotter in Roman, medieval times than now

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Re: "Did I get this right?"

No.

To summarize. Don't make life-changing knee-jerk decisions based on wild assumptions from a model where you clearly don't have enough information to get even close to the real world.

Needn't stop you from taking a coherent, reasoned course of action to safeguard scarce resources while improving the model, of course. Going "chicken little" won't help, and may make things worse in the long term. Unfortunately politicians and media pundits (an increasingly blurred distinction) get more instant publicity from being Chicken Little than from being calm and rational (my inability to immediately think of a suitable character name for the calm person is telling. Br'er Terrapin, perhaps?).

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"You can predict that the water will boil. "

You can? That will depend on the size and shape of the pan and the kitchen, the amount of heat from the stove, and the initial temperature and quantity of water. It might evaporate before boiling, it might reach equilibrium, it might even cool down. You need a lot more information about the initial conditions before making any sort of predictions...

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So it still boils down to "we don't really know yet", which is what many people have been saying for years.

Of course we do still need to make an effort to safegaurd supplies of finite resources like oil and coal, which have other uses than simply burning them for heat. Would it be too much to ask that governments* try some joined-up energy thinking, instead of isolated knee-jerk reactions on CO2 or whatever the evil-of-the-week is today?

*and supposely competent government advisors, like the IET, IEEE, etc.

50 years in SPAAAAACE: Telstar celebrates half-century since launch

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If you're on holiday in Brittany (near Perros-Guirec) it's worth taking an afternoon to visit the old France Telecom site where the Telstar work was done. It's no longer operational as a working radio site, but parts are being converted into a museum: http://www.cite-telecoms.com/en/accueil-cite-des-Telecoms (somewhat Franglais, it's better if you can read the French pages). They have the original huge horn antenna inside the radome, where they do a sound & light show several times a day. Lots of other interesting exhibits as well.

Facebook shuts down face recognition APIs after all

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Re: "transition" == "f..k off"

More like F......k off.

Microsoft sets October date for Windows 8 release

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Re: How long will Windows 7 be supported and for sale?

They'll likely make it past 2038, which is more than some OSes will...

British Gas bets you'll pay £150 for heating remote control

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Beware

I saw an interesting system like this in a local DIY store. Interesting until I looked at how it actually works, that is.

With the DIY-store system you don't connect to your home-heating controller, you connect to a central website, and all your changes are made there. The home "hub" simply polls that site for updates. If the company ever shuts down the website, or you stop subscribing to it, you're screwed. Reminiscent of the various internet "radio" systems where everything has to be done via the supplier's central server. There's no server inside the 'hub' that you can connect directly to.

What's the bet that the BGas system is the same?

Texas Higgs hunters mourn the particle that got away

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Re: Is it just me

You can never know what you're going to discover until you do these experiments, so it's impossible to say whether they were worthwhile or not until afterwards.

What if the result of some huge, expensive, scientific experiment is the accidental discovery of a cure for Alzheimer's disease? Or a new source of clean energy? We must, always, continue to do this sort of science, just so that we can keep learning. That is never wasted.

California clears way for Steve Jobs' 'private Apple spaceship'

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Apricot trees?

What now, an attempt to take over all the world's fruit?

'Apple is corrupting App Store downloads', warn angry devs

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Re: corrupted downloads

"it was the signing key that was broken."

Then why did the phone try and launch the app? For that matter, why did it even install the app? The article says that "many of them are failing the instant they're launched," which suggests that download and install went without errors. Since there clearly *was* an error, in download or key, it should have been detected.

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corrupted downloads

What, no checksums?! Even the old BBS *modem downloads would at least *notice* when a download wasn't usable.

Rifle-waving Yank's premature detonation ruins city's big bang

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Not the only big bang around

Looks like San Diego had their show on 60x fast-forwrad as well. Cause as yet undetermined...

http://www.mercurynews.com/breaking-news/ci_21011149/premature-ignition-causes-san-diego-fireworks-fizzle

Disappearing space dust belt baffles boffins

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"nearly instantaneous from an astronomical perspective."

Creating a planet in two years is fscking fast from *any* perspective!

iPhone spontaneously combusts on CCTV

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Re: Really, really bad combination.

> Personally, I'd prefer to stick with certain classes of dry powder for putting out metal fires...

To quote from the PDF referenced above:

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5. Fire Fighting Measures

CO extinguishers, halon or copious quantities of water or water-based foam can be used to cool down

burning Li- ion cells and batteries.

Do not use for this purpose sand, dry powder or soda ash, graphite powder or fire blankets.

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You may do as you please, I'll stick to what the instructions say.

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Really, really bad combination.

What else would you recommend? Given the small quantities of mostly soluble ingredients, *copious* quanties of water are likley to be the best way to deal with such a fire.

Who runs UK? 'Tories, Lib Dems and Google' says Labour

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Re: It would be nice if

If you can't ban it, tax it. 95% tax on all income from lobbying. At least that way we have some chance of an overall benefit, and we know the Inland Revenue have the teeth to enforce it.

Sozzled Americans nagged by talking urinal cake

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When I saw the word "safe" in the middle, I thought that it was going to have a built-in alcohol measuring device (pissalyzer?) in it. Lights up if you're safe to drive...

The Grundy NewBrain is 30

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Keyboard?

Given the described history of UK then Holland, I'm curious where the model on Page 1 was destined. It seems to have a French AZERTY keyboard.

Speaking of keyboards, I think people sometimes underestimate the effect they had. I know that for many of my friends one of the major deciding factors for going the BBC Micro route was that it had a "proper" keyboard, not a chiclet-style one.

Amazon cloud knocked out by violent storms in Virginia

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Monstrous UPS?

Flywheel UPS works well for that. The local synchrotron facility has over 1MW of standby generators, with flywheel UPS between them and the grid. When grid power fails the flywheels power the generators for the 10 seconds or so it takes the diesels to fire up and take up the load.

Alternatively go the telco route, with a small battery/UPS in each rack.

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Re: Standby Generators?

That's what a UPS is for. As soon as the main supply becomes unstable the UPS kicks in. Main supply is then disconnected from UPS input and replaced with generator power, the UPS covering the outage. It remains like that until the public supply comes back solid & stable.

Capita ITS asks to-be-axed staffers to pose for marketing pic

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July 4th?

Well, that gives them a few days to get some (in)appropriate T-shirts printed for the photo shoot...

Something along the lines of the Bell Atlantic "roadkill" event?

Apple patent may foretell an end to iPhone autocorrect Tourette's

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Swiftkey?

http://www.xkcd.com/1068/

Microsoft's offices gutted in Athens arson attack

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Re: Currency conversion

> damage to the building at around €60,000 (£48,000, $75,000)

Using Microsoft's usual conversion technique, shouldn't that have been "damage to the building at around €60,000 (£60,000, $60,000)" ?

No need to comply with data laws if it's too difficult - EU ministers

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Neat

Can I apply this approach to the definition of "taxable income" as well?

Crypto boffins: RSA tokens can be cracked in 13 MINUTES

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The step order is crucial.

Not really. You could start with Step 4 and get the same result.

NASA counts down to nuclear tank invasion of Mars

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Re: Computers are good for this:

Compuers are good for it if you ask the right questions. As phrased, the answer is simple: Just drop the thing.

He's omitted the need to do the last few cm very slowly...

US East, West Coasts face fast-rising sea levels

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Oracle?

Won't bother Larry, all the more ocean to sail on...

Lithe British youngsters prioritise fun over privacy and security

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security only matters when you have something to secure

Silver surfers are more likely to have possesions that they value, and don't want to lose. They could be material (savings, investments) or not (credit reputation). "Gen Y" is more likely to be worried over student debts (who would steal those?), and won't have had time to build a reputation, so they probably think they have less to lose.

They'll learn, later.

Huawei Ascend G300 budget Android

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Dommage

Could be worse, wouldn't be surprised if "un smart" became the French equivalent. Just like a sweatshirt is "un sweat".

Earth bathed in high-energy radiation from colossal mystery blast

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Re: hitsorical record

> I wonder what they saw that they interpreted as a "red crucifix". I don't have the original text handy, only a translation.

Best I can find is this, although this is from 775:

Her oþiewde read Cristesmęl on hefenum æfter sunnan setlgonge;