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Scientists find safer way to store hydrogen

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Re: True Cost/Efficiency

> no-one much wants the vast tracts of near-lifeless desert that exist

You do realize what dust and sandblasting does to solar cells? Not to mention getting the power from those deserts to somewhere useful.

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Re: @AC 08:35

> Yes, we could hire something for extra-commuting activities

In fact even that is unlikely to work once everyone starts to do it, since there would be huge demand at Bank Holiday weekends and Christmas, and low demand for most of the year. No rental company could afford to keep huge fleets idle just in case. And then who would buy them when the rental companies sell off the used cars?

Doctor Who Sonic Screwdriver Universal Remote Control review

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Re: Eeek!

Not in the same class as the first item, this bit of merchandizing is both SFW and possibly useful:

http://technabob.com/blog/2010/09/21/starship-enterprise-pizza-cutter/

Raspberry Pi now comes in Firefox OS flavour

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Re: Nokia still have engineers!?

Their engineers obviously have a lot of time on their hands, though.

Assange's fate to be revealed at high noon

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Re: Whatever law is cited...

Presumably (IANAL) there's no need to storm any embassies. The UK can simply expel the ambassador and diplomatic staff, and close the embassy. At that point it's just an ordinary London building. The expelled diplomats wil have immunity and will be able to get to Heathrow. Assange won't.

The question is whether the Ecuadorians want to create all that trouble over an Australian egomaniac who is in breach of his bail conditions. Assange should probably have tried the Argentinian embassy (if there is one), they seem happy to stir up trouble with less concern for the consequences.

BBC gives itself a gold in 700Gbit-a-second Olympic vid sprint

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Re: Freeview?

Since Freesat is a one-way *broadcast* system, how did they measure the numbers of people who were connected to the red button streams? Is this just a "sample 1000 viewers and extrapolate" result?

El Reg probes pregnant Playmobil lass

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Re: Time for another ElReg Playmobile recreation?

And no doubt Optimus Prime will have a hand it in somewhere.

Microsoft: It was never 'Metro,' it was always 'Modern UI'

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Calling it "Modern" looks like the hand of the Microsoft PR department. It's quite clever, for two reasons:

1) By calling it Modern, it implies that people who don't like it are boring old farts. If they don't like the new UI, it must be their fault.

2) They can offer a sop to them in the form of the "Classic" (i.e. W7) UI, therefore making it look like they are doing the old fuddy-duddies a favour, instead of admitting that they screwed up and are back-pedalling.

Microsoft: It's not Metro, it's Windows 8

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Re: Making a version number part of the name...

> And the front trunnions which broke

Ah yes, that too. Mostly if you forgot to grease the bottom joint on the kingpin, though. I bought my late Grandad's Marina (I was a student, it was my first car) and it had the same suspension. I remember finding the bolt hole on the suspension arm had worn oval, but managed to replace it before it failed so catastrophically.

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Re: Making a version number part of the name...

The Minor wasn't half bad (apart from rusty wings). Ah, the unmistakable sound of an unbreakable A-series engine...

Not a Cloud in my holiday sky

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Re: Enlighten me

Too true. When I go on vacation the laptop stays firmly kensington-locked at home, and the mobile phone gets used for personal phone calls (booking restaurants), nothing else. What's the point of a vacation if you're going to work?

Glaswegian scientists snap entangled particles

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photographing entangled photons

Did they have to deep-fry them first?

Chinese man's six-ton balls save lives

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fatal floods?

Do these steel balls float?

Murdoch pitches battery for renewables

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"the sodium’s ion size means a “salt-based” battery won’t be turning up in portable gadgets"

Shit, that must be one seriously big ion!

Thrillpower! Tharg releases 2000AD iDevice app

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2000AD

Isn't that now a bit, well, passé ?

Mobile phone health rules need update, warns US watchdog

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No way could a handheld phone ever be considered "high power" RF, even at maximum output. In most cases the power output is minimal since it self-adjusts to the lowest level required in order to reduce interference and maximize battery life. If your colleague's attempt in measuring "RF" (what exactly was he measuring anyway, peak, average, across what bandwidth, etc.?) went "off the scale" then he probably needs to (re)read the manual for his meter. If 2W sends it off the scale it won't be much good for "high power RF" measurements.

Doctor Who to unwrap new sidekick in Christmas TV special

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Re: Even better...

> We couldn't see the East End in any part of the trailer.

Lots of places have an East End.

Bill Gates, Harry Evans and the smearing of a computer legend

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Re: "With the publication of this article,"

Spectrum used to be worth reading, but over the past few years it has dipped down somewhere below "Scientific American" in the quality of its technical journalism. Advertising disguised as paid-for content is standard fare.

Curiosity needs OS upgrade before getting down to science

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Re: @Christoph

> Words in this context being I assume 32bits.

The line you quoted immediately above that says "18-bit word machines" ...

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total downloaded data in particular passes.

Yeah, this stuff is Cloud storage taken to extremes...

Tesco helps high flyers avoid actual shops

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If the virtual shop is airside, will your shopping be supplied tax-free?

Radio hams unite to fight off new powerline comms standard

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Also remember that most of the spectrum used by radio hams is shared in one way or another. Even if the hams are officially the "primary user" there are still designated "secondary users" who will suffer from this interference. In other cases it is the hams who are the secondary users. It isn't just a minority of geeky types who'll be affected.

Case in point is the Olympics, where part of the ham radio VHF spectrum is being used by the secondary user (with Ofcom/RSGB agreement) for the duration of the games. Any PLT that upset radio hams in that range would also screw up communications for the games.

Euro NCAP to mandate auto-braking in new-car test

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Re: Hmm

Eventually they'll find a way to ban human drivers.

God-botherers burst onto IPTV Freeview: The End is Nigh

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Re: TV

Fortunately there seems to be an increasing level of natural immunity to it.

Curiosity success 'paves way for Man on Mars by 2030s'

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Re: WinXP vs MacOS

and in one view there was a whole load of Sun-badged kit as well. Looks like they're picking different systems where it's appropriate to do so, which is a change from usual government procurement and perhaps why it all worked so far!

I'll raise a glass to the next successes.

Pasadena to party hardy as Martian landing looms

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UK TV?

Anyone know if any UK TV channels are covering Curiosity's landing?

Airline leaves customer on hold for 15 hours

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Re: Difference between consumer and business.

_missed_ the target?

That's how call centres *meet* their targets. If the rules say "no-one must be on hold for more than 5 minutes", they just configure the systems to send busy tone/message to anyone who calls in when the queues are going over 4m30s. Hey presto, target met.

BT used to do that for directory enquiries (back in the 192 days). They reckoned that the way it was set up, they would only miss about 5% of the callers. One of the local areas decided to check, and put a counter on the numbers of calls that weren't queued. Turned out that 90% of calls were getting the "f-off" tone...

Using Facebook causes less eco damage than farting, figures show

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Re: ignition source?

Use a spark from electricity generated by a wind turbine...

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"Facebook: better than farting"

As a marketing slogan, it lacks a certain je ne sais quoi...

Blame crap mobe apps for swap-by-bonk hacks, say NFC bods

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WTF?!!!!

> The Nokia smartphone is configured to automatically pair with Bluetooth devices when its

> NFC tag-tapping functionality is switched on. In cases where Bluetooth is disabled, the

> phone will actually turn Bluetooth on and pair with devices without asking for permission,

If I had an N9 it would go back to the dealer RIGHT NOW for that.

Oi, missile boffins! Stop ogling web filth at work - Pentagon

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Re: "Malware"?

> I doubt that the Missile Defense Agency is using Windows -- let alone non-airgapped machines -- for any > mission-critical development or sensitive data.

I'd like to think so too, but I wouldn't put money on it.

Booth babes banned by Chinese gaming expo

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> It is a little insulting to think that if they pay a woman to stand there I will buy their stuff

They wouldn't do it if it hadn't been shown to work. We only feel insulted because, deep down, we know they've got us figured out...

Olympic athletes compete in RAYGUN SHOOTING for the first time

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reduce the lead content of their small-arms ammo

Soldiers shooting at each other with RoHS bullets. The world has gone mad.

LOHAN breathes fire in REHAB

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Re: It's great to see this project taking shape

What about the 'and return him safely to earth" bit?

ROBOTS battle bunker-buster bank blast blaggers

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Quick fix

Fit big fans to ATMs to stop the injected mixture reaching critical concentration?

Solar, wind, landfill to make cheapest power by 2030

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Vertical turbines?

I know all the for/against arguments about wind in general, but I do wonder why we don't see more use made of vertical turbines, i.e. ones which rotate about a vertical axis, where turbines in general are viable.

They would be less unsightly, no big windmill-style blades. The generators would be at ground level where maintenance is easier, so there's no need for a big heavy supporting mast, nor of rotary transformers or other gadgetry to allow the turbine head to swivel. They'll work no matter what direction the wind blows from.

Perhaps not useful offshore, but onshore they would seem to have promise. It's a genuine question, can anyone tell me what the downsides are?

O2 dropped the ball in Olympic cycle race Twitter fiasco

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read the small print

I'll bet it says that they can support "up to" 100 olympic cyclists...

Twitter titsup: Our failover was actually just FAIL ALL OVER

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Re: Twitter down?

Oh dear, what a pity, never mind.

Natwest freezes debit cards, online banking in fresh cock-up

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Not always bad

While NatWorst were happily double-debiting everyone this week, it seems that there was a Lloyds TSB cash machine in Ipswich that was handing out twice as much money as it was asked for. There was quite a queue before they turnd it off.

No info about whether it was an IT issue, or just someone who'd loaded the £10 dispenser with £20 notes...

Story gone

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Re: RATS!!!

Yes, you write to the company, and they send you the form/details/magic number. Just like you can't be made to pay the £1.50 fee for a premium text message (which is a purchase), so companies which ask for competition entries by text have to accept ones by snail mail as well.

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Re: My Impersonation of these Questionnaires

But, but, according to my programmer's calculator the answer is 10 ???

Google Talk goes dumb in massive global outage

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Re: This counts ........

Yep, that's clouds for you. Never around when you need 'em, always dumping on you at the least convenient moment.

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WTF?

> Offices should send folks home. Employees aren't going to be doing much else than staring at screens

Employees like that should be sent home permanently, with a P45* If they haven't got something else to do when their chat program goes away they're just wasting office space.

* For US readers, that's a piece of paper, not a weapon...

Microsoft Azure goes titsup across Western Europe

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Interesting

Googletalk out from ~ 3:40am Pacific, which is 11:40 BST. Azure is down from ~ 12:09 BST. Any connection? I can't believe that one uses the other?

Old-timer Odyssey to babysit Curiosity's Mars landing

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Re: arrival at 06.31 BST on 6 August (22.31 PDT 5 August).

> Depends which Martian time zone you live in, I guess

Well, no. It depends on which Martian timezone Curiosity will be landing in. That's why I asked.

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arrival at 06.31 BST on 6 August (22.31 PDT 5 August).

What's that in local time?

USB charges up to 100 watts

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Re: Why not?

> It's not voltage, but current that kills you.

I know. It still doesn't, in general, make 1kHz more lethal than DC, for a given voltage. Unless your personal characteristic impedance is highly capacitive, I suppose. 0.1F might do it, at 50V/1kHz.

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Re: Why not?

> take the frequency to 1000Hz so the voltage can go higher without killing people.

What has frequency got to do with lethality? 230v can kill you as easily at 1kHz as it can at 0Hz, 50v is unlikely to kill you at either.

Techie accused of snooping wife's email cleared of wrongdoing

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Re: most wonderful woman in the world.

Has he hacked her email as well, just to make sure she is? Maybe he could hire a private detective as well, bug her phone, that sort of thing?