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Seagate slips out super-silent 2.5in video hard drive

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Re: Niggardly?!

> sounds plain dumb.

Only if you're too deaf to hear the difference between "er" and "ar", and too dumb to look up the origin of the word, which is Scandinavian and has no connection with the Spanish word 'negro' meaning black.

That's the same sort of stupidity that leads to people burning paediatricians out of their houses because they can't hear beyond "peed..."

Grinchy Google to shut down another batch of services

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"beautiful, useful products that improve millions of people's lives"

and advertising.

N. Joseph Woodland, inventor of the barcode, dies at 91

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WTF?

Re: IIIIII II I III I III

I tried feeding that to Google Translate. It said "Romanian detected"

Sinclair ZX Spectrum FAILS latest radio noise rules SHOCK

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Re: Better than expected

Oh, a 7805 can be plenty noisy if you forget the decoupling capacitor on the output. Oscillates around 3MHz IIRC.

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Define "real".

If it makes your radio buzz, so you have to move the radio to the other side of the room, maybe no big deal, but it's "real".

Then put 10 Spectrums (Spectra?) in a classroom, and discover that it causes patterning and noise on the TV upstairs where they're watching a schools broadcast. Is that "more real".

Then you get the really awkward ones, like when it upsets the hearing aid of the deaf kid so (s)he can't use the computer lab.

You ned to draw a line somewhere, and enforce it.

Sleepy North Yorkshire village is first to get gov-subsidised BT fibre

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Re: Doomsday eh?

> How did they even hear of small Yorkshire settlements?

IIRC a new King sent his tax collectors a-counting. Those were the days when civil servants actually did something, instead of waiting for the plebs to fill in forms and do their jobs for them.

Stroustrup on next-gen C++: I didn't want to let go of my baby

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Re: @Phil O'Sophical Sounds good

Given two 2-dimensional arrays A and B, a statement like:

MAT A = B

will copy the contents of B into A. OK, so it's one assignment operator and one keyword...

MAT can handle all sorts of common operations:

MAT A = B + C

MAT PRINT A

for example.

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Re: Sounds good

> now that you can move a 10K x 10K array with two pointer assignments.

Two? In ANSI BASIC you can just use _one_ assignment operator...

Schmidt 'very proud' of Google's tiny tax bill: 'It's called capitalism'

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Re: Capitalism, aye?

> one off douchebag tax

The problem with that idea is that governments would end up paying out more than they take in.

YES! It's the TARDIS PC!

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VoIP?

But does it have a telephone behind the small door panel?

Last moon landing was 40 years ago today

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Re: Scary thing is ...

> If we just keep on bombing our democracy into their bearded faces it will eventually pay out for us all.

Absolutely, if these people won't choose democracy then it must be forced on them at gunpoint, that's what democracy is all about. Everybody has to have it.

US text-to-911 emergency SMS to go live by 2014

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Re: I thought...

France is the same, separate numbers for police/fire/paramedics. 112 just connects you to the fire brigade, which seems to be the major co-ordinating service (they have paramedics on staff, so make a good first-repsonse choice).

That square QR barcode on the poster? Check it's not a sticker

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Re: But is it really a problem?

I used my phone QR code reader, but only to check that the QR code on our tradeshow booth pointed where it should (it did). I didn't actually follow the link, just looked at it and declined the "browse to address?" request from my phone. Do other phones just jump straight there? That's daft...

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Re: professional naysayer.

Woe, Woe and Thrice Woe. Citizens of the web, repent your ways...

Behold ATLAS, the fastest computer of 50 years ago

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Re: Wonder if I actually used it??

> the copier, IIRC, was based on methylated spirits

Ah, Roneo machines.we used to do our school newsletter on them, I still remember the smell.

I've got the 'fastest growing THINGY ever', boasts Google+ chief

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'fastest growing THINGY ever'

50 comments, and not one Blackadder joke? Slow day, guys?

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Re: LOL, more misguided crap from idiotic writers

> the best bits of them combined! And still people say Google+ is shit!

Come on, give him credit. Not many people would pick through five turds looking for the best bits before starting to polish.

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Re: I deleted my Google+

> Google+ may suck, but at least it's better than Facebook.

As in "Syphilis may suck, but at least it's better than AIDS"? That's a great endorsement

Ever thought of just reading a good book, or watching a film, instead?

'Build us a Death Star, President Obama' demand thousands

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Re: That's not a moon...

First they'll need a huge sign that says "Your tax dollars at work".

Frenchmen's sperm plunges by a third in quality and quantity since '89

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Re: But I am an Englishman after all.

"de", not "du". "du" is a contraction of "de le", and she isn't Jeanne de l'Arc (Joan of the Bow). It's une élision not une ellipse.

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Reading the Beeb article, I'm still a little gobsmacked to see that even with 15million of the little buggers per ml (sperm, that is, not Frenchmen) a man is still considered borderline infertile.

Brr, feeling cold? Galaxy is home to plenty of WARMER Earth twins

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Re: ice cold alien beer.

Bastard. Now I'm thirsty, and it's only Wednesday.

BT to rent cheaper FTTP lines to ISPs - if they stump up £1k a go

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> Dictating what their competitors have to do.

Not really. Nothing to stop the competitors from digging up the roads and laying their own fibre. Might be hard to do for as little as £1K/punter though, without big economies of scale.

Adobe demands 7,000 years a day from humankind

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Re: Fantastic article

> go the way of those old 'dryers that don't actually work' in washrooms.

What, you mean replace them with modern and even more complicated ones that still don't work?

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public domain

Public Domain isn't a licence. When you place something in the public domain you are taking a very specific legal step, you are gifting that something to the whole world. From that moment you have surrendered all rights to it because you no longer own any part of or interest in it, so you can't license anything related to it.

It's a very nice thing to do, but very few people actually do it.

EU, US launch biggest ever global fight against online child sex abuse

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Re: Poxy Proxy

You seem to be assuming that the act of creating such photos and videos is not "real life sexual abuse". It is, and stopping the production of such videos is all part of halting the spread of abuse.

NASA planning Curiosity v2.0 for Mars touchdown in 2020

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Re: Senate Launch System

Sounds like a plan to me. Where will they send them? Is Mars far enough?

Help-desk hell

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Re: Before ADSL

> BT faults comes back with a very interesting cause.

Ah, the old "Temporarily Out of Service", that was all they were allowed to say. "That line's been TOSsed", I remember it well.

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Re: Indian Help Desk Operative

> How about using your real name.....

Ah but you missed all the previous calls that started:

"Hello, my name is Siamabaravhatalallpragaddkanapurna, how may I help you"

"Sorry, what did you say your name was"

"Oh, just call me Séamus"

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Re: Alas this is true

One of our highly paid and supposedly computer-literate directors once phoned the sysadmin to report that his PC wouldn't boot, and there were no errors showing on the screen. Since he was only down the corridor she popped along to take a look. Came back a few minutes later, and managed to close the door before collapsing in giggles. She'd had to walk all the way down the corridor, just to turn the brightness up on his monitor...

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Overheard many years ago.

Overheard from a colleague a few desks away, known as a true gentleman, but with a short-ish fuse.

"Ah, I see"

<sound of gritting teeth>

"Did you not think that perhaps the smoke might have indicated a problem".

...pause... hangup phone gently.

Then the air turned blue all round his desk for a good 5 minutes.

Sex offender wins case against Facebook vigilantism

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Re: Blight?

One of the problems with this sort of "hang 'em high" mentality is that the victims of sexual assault can usually complain, and identify their attackers. If you make the penalty for rape (adult or child) the same as that for murder you risk encouraging attackers to kill their victims. That seems especially likely in the case of young children who are less able or likely to fight back.

No doubt a sexual assault can be life-changing, but children can be amazingly resilient when given the right support. I think that few children (and fewer of their parents) would prefer that the child be killed than 'just' (emotive word, I know) assaulted.

If you accept that such attackers must eventually be allowed back into society, you have to accept that sciety needs a way to cope with them without demonizing them into "what the hell" recidivism.

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Vigilantism can also result in such people dropping out of sight of everyone, including the authorities who could be expected to keep a watchful eye on them. If they feel that they'll be persecuted no matter what, there's little reason for them not to re-offend.

Granted, when I see someone as clearly ill-educated as "Robert Corbett" it makes me want to smack his fat head back to school, which biases me somewhat against him and his opinions.

LOHAN's mighty orb launch live NOW

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M0UPU

They really found someone with the callsign "Up U" for the LOHAN tests?

NASA: THE TRUTH about the END OF THE WORLD on 21 Dec

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Re: "That's easy - borrow ridiculously large sums of money and spend it foolishly"

> Works for most governments...hey...why not?

That's because for most governments the world does end every 4 or 5 years...

Smear campaign

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Re: Solution

> They are machine washable.

Yeah, but they make way too much noise on "spin".

Or did you mean the microfibre cloths?

'Look, isn't there some way we can get Julian out of here?'

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needs "sunlight and fresh air".

After what the press reports said about his personal hygiene, maybe it's the Ecuadoreans who are looking for the fresh air?

Register readers mostly too ashamed to cop to hideous hoard horrors

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Re: Gaius's room looks quite well organized

s/works/worse/

Doesn't this bronze badge come with a "show what I meant, not what I typed" function yet?

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Gaius's room looks quite well organized

The storeroom in our lab looks works than that, and we'll not talk about the sysadmin's office...

Microsoft braces for Surface RT feedback storm

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"Based on customer feedback"

So, people who liked it enough to buy it, like it.

And this is meaningful information how, exactly, Mr. Ballmer?

Microsoft Surface with Windows 8 Pro gets laptop-level price

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Objective C

Funny to see that mentioned. I was sent on an Objective C training course about 25 years ago when it was expected to be the "next big thing". Looks like it still is.

Ten badass brainy computers from science fiction

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Re: Hitchhiker Guide to The Galaxy

> instead of the TV series or books?

Which themselves are only pale imitations of the original Radio series.

RETURN of the PLAYMONAUT: El Reg's space hero suits up again

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Better to drink green tea on planes, it's not supposed to be made with 100°C water.

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Advanced Space Shovel, and a cuppa.

Well, so much for the secret asteroid mining plans, then.

And even without the fearless Playmonaut, that is one seriously amazing picture of the ISS scenery.

Badges for Commentards

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Badges?

We don't need no stinkin' badges...

But I want one :)

Cambridge boffins fear 'Pandora's Unboxing' and RISE of the MACHINES

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Re: The solution is ...

> plastic / foil stickers

Have *you* ever been stopped by one? I haven't... :)

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Re: The solution is ...

> Build in an off switch.

and put it *outside* the building.

Sandy Island does exist - on a 1908 chart

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Re: hmm

Curiously, on the "maps" view of Google earth (web version at maps.google.com), the island comes and goes depending on the level of zoom, but on the satellite photo view there is clearly an object there, although it looks like someone has redacted it it with badly-drawn large black stripes.

Asteroid miners hunt for platinum, leave all common sense in glovebox

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Re: But there is no concept of private property.

True. The comment

> the plucky biz has no legal method of exclusion

also effectively means that there is no illegal method. Cue the mercenaries with big guns, winner takes all.

Sadly what this probably means is that the Satellite TV rights to the coverage will be worth more than the mined metal.

Jubcropgate: El Reg in snake-fondling nude nipslip outrage

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Re: If you want my opinion ...

> any part of the body with curly hair on it should be kept covered

And just how am I supposed to type if I'm wearing gloves all the time?