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Electric cars stall in USA, Australia

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Re: EVs are so impractical

> you can easily hire an appropriate vehicle.

That isn't a sustainable model. If everyone had EVs for the commute, and planned to hire larger vehicles for occasional long drives, there would never be enough hiring capacity for holiday weekends. No rental company could afford to keep thousands of cars on hand just to meet a few days peak demand each year. The infrastructure to refuel those hire cars would collapse as well, though lack of use.

Assuming, of course, that such cars would even be manufactured in sufficient quantity. They would certainly become very expensive.

This is exactly the same situation that we see with wind turbines. They can't be relied on to provide service all the time, so you need backup capacity for the off-service days. You end up creating two parallel infrastructures at high cost, neither of which is efficient because it doesn't get enough use. That is not a sensible use of finite resources.

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Re: EVs are so impractical

> Tesla are currently selling 400 Model S electric cars per week

Yes, but that's California. Hardly representative of the real world.

Psst, wanna block nuisance calls? BT'll do it... for a price

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Phone spammers in this part of the world now use fake caller ID. The phone displays a number, but it it isn't actually assigned to anyone, and you can't ring it back. Internet searches for those numbers reveal hundreds of complaints.

I'm certainly not 'the younger generation", but if I don't recognise the number I have no problem ignoring the call. If it is important they'll leave a message and I can either pickup, or call back.

Bug-hunters: They're coming outta the goddamn walls, aargh!

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Re: year + arbitrary digits + check digit

> Check digits are useful if people are typing or reading the digits manually.

Good point, thanks.

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year + arbitrary digits + check digit

What's the point of a check digit if the others are arbitrary?

Kids as young as FIVE need lessons in online safety - NSPCC

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Re: I'm not sure what exactly is happening

"hot bitches get nailed"

Perhaps the point is that young kids have learned (from where?) that such a phrase will get them to porn, rather than to an RSPCA site about the dangers of leaving your family pet in the garage on a hot day?

Jammy b*stards: Admen flog chocolate bars with 'Wi-Fi-free' zones

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Re: Yes it is totally legal - just read and look!

Do they mean "no WiFi" or "no internet connectivity"?

No WiFi would require screening. No connection could be done illegally by jamming, but no connectivity just requires a bunch of access points (one per channel) connected to a local switch, with no outgoing internet link. Shouldn't be illegal, it's just a local network. They could even add a local server to respond to every web query with a KitKat ad :)

Report: Over 1.5 million UK drivers will have hydrogen cars by 2030

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Re: Why not just convert your existing car?

> I have the complete plans right here and it really is simple

I'll bet you can hook the engine up to an alternator and use the square wave energy to create all the hydrogen you need to run the engine, as well. You could call it "perpetual motion".

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Re: Key assumption:

> Or a mandated standard battery pack which can be easily swapped out at a "filling" station.

That doesn't solve anything. The "filling" station still needs the infrastructure to charge those batteries, and for a busy station that means hundreds on charge at a time, ready to be swapped. Fast charge 1 battery in 5 minutes, or slow charge 100 batteries over 8 hours, it's still the same peak energy load. The filling station would also need storage space for 100 batteries containing potentially dangerous chemicals. Want to consider the effect of even one of those batteries overheating while on charge? Then you have the space and machinery needed to do the swap, the economics just don't work. Filling a tank with liquid may be crude, but it's the perfect KISS solution.

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Re: What a load of crap

Very true. Isn't this the same story that was cranked out for LPG? Clean(er), cheap(er) and it just needs infrastructure and everyone will be using it. That worked, didn't it.

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Re: H2 loss

Being able to make H2 cheaply to make up the loss won't be any consolation when you retrun to your car in the airport carpark after two week's holiday & find half or more of your heavily taxed fuel has literally evaporated. Cross your fingers that there will be enough left to get you to the filling station?

Unlucky for you: UK crypto-duo 'crack' HTTPS in Lucky 13 attack

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If it's timing-based

Would adding a few random uS into the TLS processing be enough to throw the timing detection out?

First video inside thinking fish's brain captured by boffins

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"scan the brains of humans and prosecute their possible intent"

Read "The Anarchistic Colussus", by AE van Vogt. If I remember correctly, humanity was being controlled by aliens using exactly that sort of equipment to sense "auras".

New York Times probes China's Premier, gets hacked by Chinese

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Re: re: Why were they stored in a copyable format?

Stealing the hash isn't a problem, it can't be used to break into other accounts. The article says that passwords allowing access to other accounts were obtained, which implies theye were stored in plaintext or reversible form, for that to be possible is a security FAIL.

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"copied passwords for its reporters and other employees."

Why were they stored in a copyable format?

Space Shuttle Columbia disaster remembered 10 years on

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Re: The rescue options?

Given the character of the people who go for astronaut training, I honestly doubt they'd have been short of volunteers for a rescue flight. Wouldn't have needed a full 7-man crew, maybe 2-3 at most? Brave guys. Mad, but brave.

Reg Hardware Awards 2012: The Winners...

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Re: Lemmings

"Oh, No!"

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Lemmings

Ah, Lemmings. I still have a copy somewhere, must hunt it out for some nostalgia this evening.

One thing that was fun about the Amiga version was that you could plug two mice into the system and play a two-player version, trying to tunnel under the other player's team or block them up, while racing for the exit yourself. Did any other platforms have that option?

LOHAN teases with quick flash of spaceplane

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Pointy and barbed. What kind of warhead will it carry?

So: 6,500 Win 8 laptops later, how are BT's field engineers coping?

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signature capture ?

Has anyone ever managed to write something resembling their signature on this sort of screen? And has their bank ever shown signs of caring anyway?

Iran develops working ICBM: Intercontinental Ballistic Monkey

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Re: Muslims in Space

> is knowing which direction to pray

"Down" should usually cover it.

Huddled immigrant masses face 'British values' quiz

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Re: It's a "can you read English" test, always was

> Presumably we will be able to call the second largest party "the opposition".

No, you're confusing it with "the back benches". The second-largest party is generally known as "the other lot".

Japan promised Ultra HD TV broadcasts two years early

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So what?

It's just a way to persuade people with more money than sense to replace all their new TVs with even newer TVs, to help keep those Sharp factories churning out screens. There's damn-all on TV that really merits HD, let alone Ultra HD.

Helium: Can it prevent the onset of Shingles?

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Fill your room with hydrogen?

Tablets aren't killing ereaders, it's clog-popping wrinklies - analyst

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> having a single multi function device is more efficient.

Until it breaks, then you lose everything in one go. In my experience that;s when you find that no-one makes an equivalent new single-function device that does exactly what the old one did.

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Re: Correlation != Causation

Or show that global warming is caused by a reduction in pirate activity. Where's Cap'n Jack when you need him?

Naked intruder cracks one off in Florida rampage drama

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Re: "drink the contents from a wet-dry vacuum cleaner"

> masturbating on the floor when she fired her .38?

He obviously got excited. Maybe he was an NRA member?

Microsoft acknowledges the long and winding road ahead

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Re: Touch Screens in the office? Forget it.

> GUI would never take off.

True. I have a great GUI display here, two big monitors side-by-side.

I can get eight "cols 100 rows 50" shell windows open at the same time and see them all.

LOHAN premieres intimate REHAB vid

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On top of the jetstream

> the jetstream rematch. We fully intend to come out on top this time,

Won't that leave the playmonaut somewhere east of the Urals?

Oh, those crazy Frenchies: Facebook faces family photo tax in France

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Re: Not As Stupid As Anglosaxons

Culinarily barbaric? We don't have to take that from a Dutchman!

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Re: Stupid, Complex, Over-Theoretic

> Think of Google as an advertising agency who refuses to (seriously) pay tax.

Google has not refused to pay any tax that it is required to do.

If governments create such stupidly complex tax systems that a corporation is able to use them to minimize the tax it pays, that is the fault of the governments, not the corporation. The power to change it is entirely in the hands of the governments. There is NO reason that anyone should pay more tax than they are legally required to. I wouldn't, why should I expect Google to?

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Re: I'm sorry...

"BTW: In reality, if intercity flight routes in France were lucrative, other airlines would have picked them up by now and be making good money. The sad fact is they were only lucrative by shafting the employees and passengers."

Some have, others have gone to heavily subsidized TGV routes, so only the French taxpayer gets shafted.

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Re: Great Idea

Absolutely. After all, it's easy to identfy photos of French holidaymakers. Or maybe not...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/9170719/French-tourism-campaign-uses-photographs-of-South-African-beach.html

Waiter! There's a phone in my soup

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Re: scale it up...

Or add an iPhone dock to these:

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/restaurants-bars/sydney-restaurant-scraps-lips-urinals/story-fn93ypt9-1226493058119

Microsoft blasts PC makers: It's YOUR fault Windows 8 crash landed

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Re: I thought that flogging had been banned...

> it's full screen.

Full screen might have been appropriate 10 years ago, on 640x480 screens, but when I have a twin-head setup with dual 1920x1200 monitors there is no excuse for anything being 'full screen", unless perhaps I request a video to be displayed that way.

Swartz suicide won't change computer crime policy, says prosecutor

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Re: WTF

> This is why crimes which involve copying cannot be regarded as theft as no-one is deprived,

Bollocks.

If I copy a pre-release of the latest Dan Brown manuscript, print a million copies, and sell them before he gets his book out, then by your definition I haven't deprived him of anything. That is clearly nonsense, since I have deprived him of all the income from the million books he will not be able to sell.

Germany's RTL pulls free-to-air channels off terrestrial TV

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> and also lets you fastward and rewind live tv

Fastforward live TV? That I'd pay for. Especially during the Grand National.

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Re: what i'd like to know is

Nothing to "get away with". The Télévision sans Frontières" directive forbids member states from preventing citizens from watching any foreign TV that they happen to pick up, i.e. by jamming or banning aerials/dishes. Contrary to popular belief there is nothing in it which requires broadcasters to make their transmissions available even over the whole of their national territory, never mind beyond it.

‘Anonymous’ hacks Oz Uni’s email to protest bulk iPad buy

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Re: "Pencil and paper? No Spam either."

> Sir, I submit that you have never had someone else doodle in your margins.

What I keep in my margins is my own affair, Sir.

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Re: What's the alternative?

Pencil and paper? It's worked at the best universities for the last 800+ years. No Spam either.

WTF is... Weightless?

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TV replies "sorry but I can't get the remote off the damned cooker, says it's bidding on a vibrating fork"

This week's BBC MELTDOWN: Savile puppet haunts kids' TV

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Re: What was more shocking was

> You try explaining predatory pedophile to a young 'un

And then wait until he tells the nursery school teacher what Daddy was talking about at breakfast...

Global mercury ban to hit electronics, plastics, power prices

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Re: As a young 'un

> there was even a kids toy called "Mercury Maze"

I still have one. Looks just like this:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BTfM-hqUwDw/R2rc9Fr73aI/AAAAAAAAAHs/QiNSxMYrqeA/s400/mercury-maze-2.jpg

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Re: Fluorescents

Sooner or later someone will invent a really safe bulb, perhaps a glass envelope with nothing in it except maybe a bit of wire. It'll probably be cheap, too.

Oz library finds Lance Armstrong books a new home: The fiction section

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Re: WTF??

> What kind of f**kwittery is that??

Dewey Decimal, I presume.

FAA grounds Boeing's 787 after battery fires on plastic planes

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Re: You forget the 2009 Hudson River crash

> I can't think of an occasion where anyone's actually tried. I.e. an accident in which full control of the aircraft was maintained and a water landing in an ocean was attempted.

Hard to think of a reason why anyone would try it if they still had full control, though, unless they were in a Short's Sunderland or something like it.

Record numbers of you are reading this headline right now

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Re: ABC denialists!

> those that deny the deniers

Nobody does that!

McDonalds burger app gives it to you straight from the horse's mouth

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Re: Beef

> or Irish with no fillers.

Apart from the horsemeat, you mean?

As one commenter on another newspaper put it, the horseburger scandal gives a new slant on "My Lidl Pony" :)

Use your loaf, Europe! Eat more fibre - high-speed web lobbyists

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Re: Fibre my arse ...

> one foot further away than they would extend.

I sympathise with you, but also with Virgin. If they have a rule that says "x feet", but bend it for you to have "x+1" then another neighbour will say "Oh, go on, x+5 won't hurt" and eventually they'll be handing calls from people complaining about how flakey their line is. Replying "well, we told you you were too far away" will of course only result in "well, why did you agree to install it, then?". They can't win.

Have you considered asking your neighbour if you can rent a cupboard in his garage, have Virgin install there, and then run some Cat5 or fibre (or WiFi) under the fence?

'Like most convoluted theories, it was an incorrect one'

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"And anyway, since the Force is the essence of all things, one imagines it would rather resist blowing a planet up..."

Wouldn't that depend on whether one is looking at the light side or the dark side?