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Gold meddler: Doctor Who is 50 years old TODAY

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Re: Is it just me?

I find RTD scripts are pretty much unwatchable, they're more Mills & Boon than Dr. Who. You can almost guarantee that they'll end with a misunderstood bad guy discovering his inner softie, and they'll all have a group hug and a cry after the Doctor kisses everything better.

Mystery traffic redirection attack pulls net traffic through Belarus, Iceland

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Re: Nice sales pitch at the end...

After all, that recipe for plum jam may be hijacked and stolen.

Well, now that you've told them about it...

PANIC OVER DROOPING house prices hits MEMBER-shaped estate

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Re: Road names

Prince Albert, surely?

Doctor Who Episode One: Through a glass. Darkly

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Re: Memory and Money

A packet of crisps (with the blue bag of salt) was thruppence

Just before decimalisation it was 5d, and of course afterwards it became 2½p, which was 6d. I remember being outraged at this profiteering ( I was 11 :) )

MANUAL STIMULATION: Whack me with some proper documentation

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VMS manuals

I think I read about 60% of them.

I read them all. Used to impress the hell out of my colleagues when they asked me how to do something and after a moment's thought I'd send them to "Chapter 3 or maybe 4, volume 5a".

OK, so maybe now that seems a little geeky... :)

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Re: Telephone numbers too!

And it's really not at all difficult to insert spaces so that a phone number looks like it does in the phone book or printed on letterheads.

You think so? What's the correct spacing for a French phone number? A UK one? Swiss?

Website forms should obey Postel's instructions from the very early RFCs. Be liberal in what you accept, and conservative in what you send.

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+ signs are valid in email addresses.

And in phone numbers, but few US-based web sites can handle them.

We don't hall have a "State" in our address either.

Cocky Microsoft strokes soft tool in public for 3D printing on Windows 8.1

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Microsoft's definition of exciting

"Like Tom Cruise on Oprah’s couch"

Says it all, I suppose something had to explain Windows 8

Chromebook 11 CATCHES FIRE at last, FLIES off shelves

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Re: Australia only?

You're holding them upside down.

SECRET draft copyright treaty LEAKED: Meet the Trans-Pacific Partnership

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Re: Beep beep

When did governments stop representing us and start representing corporations

The question raises an interesting point about this article. When it says "America wants" or "NZ opposes" etc, who exactly is it talking about? Is this a government committee, a private industry rep, a bored civil servant, or what? Where exactly in "government" is this being discussed?

Who! wants! cursed.com? Yahoo! flogs! domains! in! multimillion-dollar! sale!

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Re: Poo

Why?

Maybe we're meant to parse it differently? I can never see penisland.net as a site that sells writing instruments (but they do, although also unfortunately claiming to specialize in wood), and as for the talent agent finder site www.whorepresents.com ...

(both perfectly SFW, in case you're wondering)

Microsoft fears XP could cause Indian BANKOCALYPSE

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Re: Sympathy?

With Y2K, people saw the problem coming, they tested it, they worked around the problem so the effects were negligible.

The effects were negligible because we fixed the problem in the existing code, in most cases we didn't force people to upgrade their entire infrastructure.

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Re: XP 2.0?

Migration is a well proven exercise with very few unknowns at this point....

And a price tag that would go a long way towards buying a new PC.

If Microsoift were serious about getting people off XP they'd offer W7 upgrades for $50, but they'd obviously prefer to line their distributors pockets with cash from people forced to buy new PCs instead.

PUNISHMENT gluttons: The Dr Who monsters that come back for more

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The Master

I have to say I started to get very tired of the Master being the default baddie in the early series. I presume he was a cheap villain in terms of makeup/special effects, but even so...

I had hoped he wouldn't make an appearance in the reboot, sadly he did so and with nowhere hear the evil menace of the late Roger Delgado, he was more of a cartoon baddie.

The micro YOU used in school: The story of the Research Machines 380Z

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Not just educational use

In the early 80's we had one in the office in our development lab, it was hooked up to an A3 pen plotter for drawing diagrams and flowcharts. I'm pretty sure ours had an 8" floppy drive though, I remember reverse-engineering the CP/M disk format and writing a program that could read/write the disks in the console drive of our VAX 11/780, that being the easiest way to transfer data between the two systems!

Great systems, always wanted one myself, but they were, as the article says, way too expensive for home use.

SPACE, the FINAL FRONTIER: These are the images of the star probe Cassini

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Hey

I can see your house from up here!

Ding-dong! Bye bye Sunday lie-in, your Amazon package is HERE

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Sunday working

On the other hand, I despise anyone that makes people work on Sundays.

Don't impose your view on the rest of us, please.

Few companies make people work on Sundays, but many get more volunteers than they need.

When UK supermarkets started Sunday opening they asked for volunteers among their staff, to be paid at a higher salary, and were taken aback by getting more offers than they needed. Turned out that there are a lot of people who live alone, but who are by no means lonely. They have many friends, but at weekends those friends are often with their families and children, on the other hand they may have free time during the week when their kids are in school, and their partner is at work.

The Sunday volunteers saw it as a win-win, they were out of the house getting paid more on what would otherwise have been a boring Sunday, and then they got a day off during the week when they could meet up with their friends. For an increasing number of poeple Sunday is just another day of the week, and it's useful to be able to organize one's 5 day work week as one wants.

Backup software for HDD and Cloud

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I haven't seen anyone mention the most important feature of a backup. What guarantee do any of these cloud services offer that your data will still be there in 10 years? 20 years?

I backup onto a separate disk that I store 30 miles away, in a place that I control.

Classic telly FX tech: How the Tardis flew before the CGI era

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Nice history

Thanks for the info, interesting reading, but I'l take issue with two small things:

System A not only had 65 per cent of the vertical resolution of later standards, but it couldn’t do colour.

System A did colour just fine, the BBC experimented with 405-line NTSC before finally settling on 625-line PAL and System I. They only broadcast System A colour experimentally, but it was more a case of "didn't" than "couldn't".

So did transmitting colour data for effectively half the number of lines, though that was the result of PALs alternation of the colour signal’s phase to help correct phase errors by cancelling them out.

Not quite, that is how SECAM works, it alternates the Y-R and Y-B line by line at transmission, transmitting at helf-resolution.

PAL transmits both on each line, simultaneously modulated onto the colour subcarrier, with full vertical resolution, just as NTSC does. Because the resulting phase modulation of the carrier is subject to distortion over the signal path, which in NTSC gives the classic red grass/green faces problem, PAL reverses the phase on each line. If there is, say, 10% distortion it ends up in the receiver as +10% on one line, -10% on the other, and up to about 20% that cancels out visually in the viewer's brain.

To get better cancellation, later PAL receivers used a delay line to save up one line's signal and electrically average it with the next one. That is what gives the half-resolution colour reduction, but it's done at the receiver, not in the transmitted signal. SInce the eye is much less sensitive to colour resolution than brightness resolution this goes unnoticed anyway.

BOFH: GOATSE? No, I said goat fetis... you know what, forget it

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Re: I love goats.

Won't anyone think of the kids...

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I once worked with a guy who had a colleague at a previous job who was called Peter Enis.

Tesla shares dip as Elon Musk admits electrocar firm ran out of juice

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Re: A third Tesla went up in flames this week

Your point being?

That it's three too many?

Apply the same percentage to, say, a Ford Focus and that would be 150 going up flames each year! Would you consider that to be acceptable, or is it OK when it applies to a "prestige" car?

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A third Tesla went up in flames this week

http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB10001424052702304672404579183711062638776

Furious Google techie on NSA snooping: 'F*CK THESE GUYS'

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"If only Google's legal team were[sic] as angry as Google's security engineers,"

Google's legal team probably knows where far too many bodies are buried, and is keeping its heads well down. Stones, glass houses, and all that.

OK, maths wonks: PRIME TIME has arrived

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Not prime, but...

Since we seem to have a lot of number-loving commentards (numeritards?) today, you may want to watch Prof. Hans Rosing on BBC 2 this evening. His take on statistics of any sort is guaranteed to be hugely entertaining:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/latestnews/2013/bbc-two-hans-rosling.html

A-list celebs, biz barons' privates EXPOSED in limo hire hack – report

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Re: Oh dear

That really is stuck up...

It apparently wasn't, since it got left behind...

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Fortune-500 chief execs and A-list celebs?

How many Fortune-500 chief execs and A-list celebs would use their own credit cards to book a limo? Any such bookings would be made by underlings using some anonymous corporate card, if only to allow proper expense tracking.

Thought you didn't need to show ID in the UK? Wrong

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Re: Some rules do need to be tightened

if you require sedation during your flight

I self-sedate, at least on those airlines that still hand out free drinks...

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Re: It's people like you

In the Newquay case it's more likely to be fear of another drunk teenager falling off a cliff, after which the ambulance-chasing no-win-no-fee lawtards will be advising the parents, and everyone else who saw it, to sue the council for compensation on the grounds that "it happened before and they've not done anything."

If the judges had the spine to tell these parasitic legal scum where to put their legal qualifications the whole country would be better off.

IT'S ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE! Google's secretive Omega tech just like LIVING thing

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Biological signals in Omega clouds?

Someone's been reading too much Jack McDevitt

TalkTalk to block nuisance calls with no help AT ALL from Huawei

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Re: You are wrong

It's clear you don't know how voice conmuting works.

I do, actually, I've worked with SS7 software stacks.

You get a record with the cli, and it is mostly the same you get in your phone.

No, at the switch level you you get one or more ISUP packets containing the calling party number, or numbers if it has been forwarded. Those packets will have a parameter set to indicate whether the number can be presented to the called party as "CLI". If the bit isn't set the number won't be presented, but the receiving telco will still have the packet(s), and will still know the number(s), so it has an advantage over customer-premises call blocking equipment. There is no need to do any "tracing back", the data is provided for you in the signalling channel.

For external calls, you just know the call type and the trunk: the rest can be forged

Yes, it can be forged, but so what? If 200 people all report nuisance calls, and they all have calling number "999999999", you block all future calls with that number. You don't need to identify a real caller, just use the number as supplied. If the number purports to be from, say, London and it comes in on the international trunk, you can also choose to drop it as an obvious forgery. You don't need to identify a real caller, just make a decision based on the number as supplied.

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A telco (like Talk Talk) shouldn't have to rely on the presented number that is used for CLI, they will be able to see the real calling number, and so should be able to do blocking on a much more accurate basis.

It would also be nice if there was some callback number that I could ring after getting a nuisance call to have that call's real number flagged, even if I don't get to see what the number is. If enough people flag any given number it could be invesitigated.

Oracle makes Halloween-eve request for sysadmin HORROR MOVIES

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Re: IMO, Oracle has been a horror-show right from the git-go.

So, you didn't like it 30 years ago, don't use it, but feel qualified to comment on it being a horror show today? Yeah, that works.

Want to go to billionaire Sun kingpin's beach? Hope you're a strong swimmer

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Sounds like both Khosla and the "Friends of Martin's Beach" had the money to pay good lawyers, and the Judge didn't really have any choice but to uphold the law as written. Just because it hinges on a 150-year-old treaty, or that one of the parties is a billionaire, doesn't make the law any less valid.

A lot of the complainers here seem to be working on the basis that just because Khosla's rich, he shouldn't be able to benefit from the law. Hardly seems fair, and it's not like that stretch of Highway 1 is short of beaches.

Gasp! Twitter displays pictures in main feed as IPO looms

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A picture may be worth 1000 words

but how do you get it into 140 characters?

Moto sets out plans for crafty snap-together PODULAR PHONES

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Re: BAD idea

Imagine dropping one of those buggers in a busy pub.

That'll teach you to use your phone in a pub. That's not what pubs are for, you know.

DON'T BREW THAT CUPPA! Your kettle could be a SPAMBOT

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Re: Er

wouldn't the amount of power a kettle or iron needs/uses cause enough interference to adversely affect wireless transmission?

No, there's no reason that heavy power consumption along a cable at 50Hz would have any impact on a radio signal at 2.4GHz., nor would heat have any effect.

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Dunno about kettles

But has anyone checked all those Chinese-made power line comms adaptors ("Homeplugs")? Who needs WiFi when you can just ask the owner to plug them into their network for you...

How I BLEW my co-workers' HEADS OFF ... without going to jail

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Re: Curling

can't get up any kind of speed or distanceon carpet :(

Who needs distance? 20 feet on cheap office carpet is plenty to build up enough static charge to crash any PC you can touch on your way past.

San Fran tech hub wants hookers and hackers for Halloween

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From the city that hosted the "Summer of Love"

I can't help but feel that with all the publicity this is getting, a 10,000 ft² warehouse just isn't going to cut it. Paaarty Onnnn, Dudes.

How to spot a coders comment

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Re: Not about comments but...

We were integrating some code from a third party once, and one of the developers found code which alloc'ed memory, and if it failed executed:

printf("Fuck me! No memory left\n");

exit (1);

He sent mail to the team asking "Should we change this?", to which our manager immediately replied "Of course, it isn't internationalized".

Ah, for the fun days programing for a young company with money :(

Wozniak: Please, whatever you do, DON'T buy me an iPad Air

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Re: WTF?

He's a multimillionaire. Have a private line put in!

Maybe he's got a life?

No, on second thoughts, if his idea of travel company is every series of BBT he clearly doesn't have a life.

Smartwatch deathmatch: Rivals battle for total ARM DOMINATION

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"companion" products

Hmm. 3D printers and strap-on "companion" devices, that's a whole market opening I hadn't thought of before...

Surface Pro 2: It's TOOL-PROOF and ultimately destined for LANDFILL

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Re: It is not a question of repair

Recycling is less of a concern since it doesn't have to remain in usable condition after it's opened. Split it down the middle with a hammer & bolster chisel and you'd have access for recycling, although it wouldn't be advisable as a repair technique...

Not an excuse for the crappy construction, of course, just an observation.

Swedish teen's sex video fine slashed: Unwilling co-star girlfriend furious

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Re: To a point

I agree, but even if she knew it was being filmed, unless she signed a waiver to allow him to publish it, then it is simply wrong.

No argument from me, and the courts did agree. The debate is around how much the damages paid to her should take into account "modern youth"'s tendency towards openness/exhibitionism (selfies etc.), especially in a society like Sweden where people seem much less hung up about sex in general.

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More detail

One significant detail that the story doesn't give is whether the girl agreed to be filmed, or if the filming was secret. If she agreed to the film being made, but assumed that it would remain private, then I'm inclined to agree with the court's position. If it was a hidden camera then it would be a lot more serious, the boyfriend should be looking at jail time.

Vulture 2 paintjob: Kim Jong-un battles flag-waving Brits

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You do realise that there is white in the middle one don't you Lester?

"couple" means two. Of those three, a couple had no white, seems OK to me.

Seagate: Fibre Channel? RAID? SATA? File System? All RUBBISH

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Re: Lots of old thinking here

No need for backups, 3 copies on a global cluster is all you need.

Really? And when a minor glitch in an application accidentally deletes last months sales figures, obediently performed on all three copies by your cluster, where are you then?

RAID != backup. Get it tattooed somewhere obvious.

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Re: Not totally convinced

Agreed, and you forgot

- Backups (RAID isn't backup)

- Disaster recovery

Furious French choke on chardonnay over NSA's phone spying in France

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Re: French wine

It''s allowed to name the variety on "vin de pays", and there is some oretty decent VdP around.

If it bothers you, assume the title said "Chablis" instead of "Chardonnay". It;s the same thing...