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CIA rendition jet was waiting in Europe to SNATCH SNOWDEN

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I am surprised they have not just had him assassinated alread

That would only fuel their critics. Much better to have Snowden as a fugitive, he's already fallen off the edge of most newspapers' short-term-memory and been forgotten by the general public, but the NSA can always warm the hunt up again if they need more gung-ho publicity or a bargaining chip with Putin.

BOFH: On the contrary, we LOVE rebranding here at the IT dept

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enhanced experiences

Getting caught up in exercises designed to "enhance the workplace experience" is always a painful time for me.

I've always enjoyed the ones that started around 3pm on a Friday.

Happy 13th!

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SH..

Allegedly the original name for what became Grampian TV was to be Scottish Highlands and Islands Television until someone was doodling a logo...

Spaceplane design nipper Ariadne gets a promotion

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Re: Design Envelope?

What about a suitably-printed pint glass? I got one at our last company internal event, definitely a useful addition to the very large selection of mugs I already have.

Psst. We've got 400Gb/s Ethernet working - but don't tell anyone

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Re: First modem

110 baud acoustic coupler

Ah, the days when a 1200/75 Prestel modem seemed like an amazing leap upwards. It displayed text almost as fast as you could read it!

Wedding tackle started out as PROTO-SHARKS' LEGS, boffins say

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I suppose that might explain...

...the attraction of shark fin soup?

Cabbies paralyze London in Uber rebellion

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Re: Meanwhile the french are enjoying an SNCF strike

And a taxi strike, the drivers with the the official medallions are protesting about Uber in Paris as well. Uber reckons business this evening was 9x normal. How will the licensed drivers cope, it's hard to drive when you've shot yourself in both feet.

Google calls on carriers to craft IoT plans

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Re: Not a suitable model...

Of course, if some cheap plan that allowed a few KB of data per day for pennies were available I can see gadget manufacturers creating devices to use it for SMS and/or twitter, thus upsetting the phone companies who rely on selling unnecessarily expensive data plans to smartphone users...

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Re: Will it scale?

you'd need to pick a different addressing scheme than phone numbers

Not necessarily. E.164 defines a 15-digit numbering scheme for worldwide phone numbers, with a max of 14 digits for national numbers. Even allowing for "illegal" numbers such as ones that begin 000 or 999 there's still likely to be some 46 bits of address available, which is about the same as the MAC address range. Most devices wouldn't need to be individually addressible anyway, so some number sharing would be possible.

Russian Interior Ministry cuffs iPhone ransomware suspects

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Re: They can tell that so quickly?

Can phones blush?

I'm sure Apple have a patent in the works.

Silent, spacious and... well, insipid: Citroën's electric C-Zero car

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Is the author sure that that 5-year-old car with 42km on the clock isn't dealer shorthand for 42K miles, which makes the depreciation closer to 60p/mile? Still nasty, but somewhat more realistic.

Smart TV boffins hit the Red Button, trigger mayhem

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The 'Internet of Things' indeed. Fucking nightmare waiting to happen if you ask me.

The only possible saving grace is than when TVs get infected due to poor security, the resultant class action suit could have millions of adherents. At even $100/head that should make the suppliers take notice.

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Re: Overpower broadcast signal?

You wouldn't have to overpower an existing signal, most digital TV systems are watching for new channels, and will pop up a "new channels found" box when they see one. You can usually turn it off, but by default it's on. Call it "free porn" or "lottery channel" and there'll always be someone who'll switch to it, just to see what it is. That would be enough to download & run an embedded app. Cable systems would require injection into a head-end somewhere, but that's unlikley to be too difficult.

Look inside ELON MUSK'S CAR! Tesla S wundervehicle has voom

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Re: These are very big cars

Good point. Electric car congestion charge examptions should be restricted to obvious city cars, with < 150km range, just as the £5K subsidies for buying them should be restricted to cars with a purchase price of £25K maximum.

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Re: Battery swapping

Just charge overnight when demand is low

The problem isn't quantity of power available, it's getting it to the charging point. At 125kW for a single "charging station", you could be looking at upwards of 2MW grid connection to each site. Easy to do in a technical sense, certainly, but not cheap and unlikely to be practical (or pretty) if you need one every 50 miles along a motorway, where you find conventional filling stations today.

Let's hope no-one tells them about petrol stations.

I think most fire brigades would much sooner deal with a fire in a petrol station than a fire in a warehouse full of charging Li-Ion batteries. Petrol tends not to spontaneously combust in storage, either.

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Re: "The 125kW Superchargers work much more rapidly than the existing charging infrastructure.."

After all, the petrol car arose because this wonderfully easy to use liquid fuel was discovered

And let's not forget that cars only make up a small part of road traffic, so even if a new infrastructure is created for them, the old infrastructure will still have to be there for HGVs, etc. There's also little chance that air travel will ever be able to work on electricity, so some sort of liquid fuel will be required.

Overall it makes far more sense to develop renewable liquid fuels than to go back to the dead-end of battery-electric cars for mass transport.

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Re: Battery swapping

some major stumbling blocks:

4. A 'swapping station" would need to have a large number of batteries on charge, ready to meet demand. To be cost-effective you're probably looking at swapping hundreds of batteries per day. That's way beyond charging with some 'spare" energy from renewables, you're looking at major grid infrastructure. Maybe if the swapping stations were in the Drax or Sizewell visitor carparks...

5. What would the planning folks say about a warehouse with 100+ full Tesla-style Li-Ion batteries stored? I doubt the local fire brigade would be keen to have it on their patch.

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Re: Superchargers Free!

and as for the actual cost of the electricity isn’t that great and it’s far better to build it into the price of the car., it sounds great until the government realize how much fuel duty and VAT they'd lose if everyone were to go electric. Then the supercharger sites all get hit with tax bills based on the number of cars charged per day, we'll see how long it stays "free".

Tech talk bloke compares girlfriend to irritating Java tool – did he deserve flames?

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Re: Before the knee-jerk "PC gone mad" comments start in earnest...

Seriously? The "I don't see a problem, perhaps it's you" defence?

No, the "The women I work with don't make pointless generalisms" defence. I do know some women colleagues who have a problem with some of their male colleagues. I have problems with those same colleagues, they're patronizing and/or arrogant pratts. As a whole I haven't heard female friends complaining about anti-woman bias in IT, that includes my wife who would arguably be most likely to be honest with me about it.

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Re: Before the knee-jerk "PC gone mad" comments start in earnest...

IT has a problem with fair treatment of women, we know this

Not in the places where I've worked. Maybe you need a new job?

Marc Andreessen: Edward Snowden is a 'textbook traitor'

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Re: get over it!

However, you can expect that an agency like that will at least keep to its government-given mandate, and not cross those lines.

Serioulsy, you believe that? Are all Americans that naive?

Edward Snowden saw this, and decided to reveal this to the world.

Indeed he did, and in doing so he not only crossed the lines of his mandate, he completely ignored it. And the solemn oath he had sworn to his nation to protect it.

There are ways to blow the whistle on this sort of thing which leave the guilty some way to save face, many of which require some self-sacrifice with no reward, but by "revealing it to the world" Snowden chose the "hey look at me, I'm such a great guy saving you all from this" wannabe-hero approach. Not so smart.

US escalates Stingray mobe-snooping secrecy battle as judge unseals evidence

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Re: “forces that handset to transmit at full power”.

A much better and simpler method for the base station is to simply query the time-of-flight offset value.

Good point.

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Re: “forces that handset to transmit at full power”.

if the phone chooses that base station as the strongest, having it transmit on just good enough power

Not what I meant. The base station can still transmit on full power, but it would ask the phone handset to reduce power to a minimal required level.

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“forces that handset to transmit at full power”.

That will make it harder to find the phone, not easier. Cell phone base stations can use the power negotiation to determine the phone's distance, and if they are using a directional aerial to triangulate the phone a stronger signal makes it harder to identify the "null" which pinpoints the transmitter's direction.

What they should be doing (and probably are) is to have the phone reduce its power to the lowest level where it can still be communicated with, the amount of signal reduction will identify distance, and the weaker signal is much easier to locate directionally.

Queen's Speech: Computer Misuse Act to be amended, tougher sentences planned

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Re: 'paedophilic manuals'

Well, I shall certainly be keeping a close eye on all my manuals, and any that show paedophilic tendencies will be severely disciplined.

How I poured a client's emails straight into the spam bin – with one Friday evening change

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Re: Every sysadmin must make one really big screw-up in their career

the command "rm -rf / tmp/*" (note the significant space).

We had a case a while back where people started complaining that they couldn't find some of their files. Initial investigations showed the free space on many disks gradually creeping up.

It was eventually traced to a timed (cron) job that was run to clean up debug output on some test systems. It contained something like "rm -rf $(DEBUG_LOG)/" and there was one code path where DEBUG_LOG was an empty string. Didn't help that the lab systems had NFS mounts of many development trees, either.

One of those times when all the effort put into the backup processes really paid off.

Revealed: GCHQ's beyond top secret Middle Eastern internet spy base

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Re: TRAITORS

You might not fear the agencies, but they're crammed full of personal info and they're full of employees, human beings, with all their faults.

So's every HR department in the country. I'd be a lot more scared of their incompetence than GCHQ's malice.

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Re: KUDOS @Phil

Ah yes - let someone else do it. The rallying cry of the apathetic and irresponsible since days of yore.

I take it you didn't read the article's byline, then? Or maybe it didn't ring any bells?

shouldn't we be congratulating El Reg for living up to the principles of the 4th Estate?

What, publish the muck before someone else gets paid to do it before you can?

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Re: KUDOS

brave enough to actually inform (some of) the public

What's brave about it?

The fact that this is happening is surely no surprise to anyone. Spies spy, it's their job. I'd be more worried if I found out that GHCQ staff just sat around analyzing the world's newspapers each day.

El Reg claims that the info is already in the hands of the bad guys, so they might as well tell us about it as well. If their assumption is true then this looks just like they didn't want to miss out on the fun, no journo likes to be "scooped", especially if it's going to be by the Grauniad or the Daily Fail. Of course, if their information is false, and the details weren't widely known, then publishing them may put the lives of the workers at these sites at risk, to no obvious benefit for anyone. Either way it seems pointless at best, and perhaps the sort of article better left to New Statesman than an online IT rag.

You've got two weeks to beat off Cryptolocker, GameoverZeus nasties

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Re: Clicking links ...

Are you saying your superpower is automatically knowing what the URL was supposed to be?

No, on the rare occasions I scan a QR code I look at the resultant URL and decide if I want to hit "go" or "delete".

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Re: Clicking links ...

You can read a telephone number before you dial it

Are you saying you don't look at the URL you get from a QR code before following the link?! "Look before you Leap" isn't applicable only to physical obstacles.

US bloke raises $250k to build robo-masturbation device

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Those who remember the 80s will perhaps remember the newspaper ads "Nothing sucks like a VAX". Many DEC sales guys hated that vacuum cleaner...

Fat-fingered admin downs entire Joyent data center

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There's nothing like the silence you get when you've accidentally powered off the whole server room, AC as well, and your footsteps echo off the raised floor all the way across to the phone...

Police at the door? Hit the PANIC button to erase your RAM

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Re: This app will self destruct in 5 seconds...

Ah, the old "rm -rf /" game, see how far it gets...

Authorities swoop on illicit Wolverhampton SPAM FARM

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Re: sizeable fine?

Nothing solves the problem of repeat offenders quite as effectively as execution.

Or Transportation. I hear Mars is looking for volunteers?

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sizeable fine?

Will this be sizeable in realworld terms, or the Ofcom "a few weeks' profits" kind of sizeable?

The fine should be 10x the estimated cost of the time lost by the people they spammed, plus the full cost of the police investigation required to catch them. Also confiscation of all material used in connection with the activity, including the premises.

Vodafone turns to EU, asks it to FORCE 'fair' fibre pricing

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Think of it as upgrading the M4 from 3 lanes to 25 lanes.

The M25 exceeded it's 10-year future traffic forecast the day it was opened, it's still playing catchup. The risk is that the same will happen to 4G. Adding 10x the capacity won't help if 100x the number of users all jump on to get the "superfast" broadband they can't get from terrestrial DSL.

Beautiful balloon burst caught on camera

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Re: Sound?

Or it could be used to record the sound of the rockets firing, and the plaintive screams of the playmonaut as he's launched into the mesosphere.

Samsung chair regains consciousness

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Re: Oh....

That Korean connected furniture, it's smart stuff.

NOT APPY: Black cab drivers enraged by Hailo as taxi tech wars rage on

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Re: Monopoly

Years worth of training? Really? I can't say I've ever been able to detect it in the manner they drive or in how they treat their customers.

Compared to Parisian taxis, London black cab drivers are practically saints.

EBAY... You keep using that word 'ENCRYPTION' – it does not mean what you think it means

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sophisticated, proprietary hashing and salting technology

That'll be crypt(1), then?

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Re: Sigh ...

I'll raise that to 42 years

46. First described in "Time-Sharing Computer Systems" by MV Wilkes, published 1968. Page 91, according to the Bell Labs paper "Password Security: A Case History" by Robert Morris and Ken Thompson that I happen to have on my bookshelf.

IANA starts handing out recovered IPv4 addresses

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Re: CGNAT

For all intents and purposes, IPv6 _is_ IPv4+

Not what I meant.

If you give an IPv6 packet to an old IPv4-only stack, it's reaction will be "WTF? Discard packet". There is zero compatibility between IPv6 and a pure IPv4 stack.

I was thinking more of some bastard half-breed mongrel of a protocol with extra address bytes, perhaps stuffed into the payload, such that an IPv4+ system could recognise and process an IPv4+ packet correctly, and a pure IPv4 stack would at least be able to punt it to an IPv4+ gateway system "looks like this one's for you, Fred", from where it could get routed on its way. Such an interim system would at least allow for rapid upgrades to equipment because new stuff would be compatible with old so mix'n'match would be possible. In maybe 15-20 years there would be so little pure IPv4 left that it could evolve to a clean next generation.

I wouldn't for a moment describe it as desirable, pretty, or a proper long-term solution, and I know that purists are probably having apoplexy right now, but it could have been done. Look at how the phone network managed to evolve from "Mursley 315" to E.161 direct dial international without having to replace everyone's phones. It went through some ugly interim mechanisms, and no doubt could be better if designed from scratch, but it worked for practical day-to-day use. IPv6 was designed by purists who assumed that they could just "change everything" when the time came. They picked revolution over evolution, and got left behind by the rate of internet growth.

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If it only breaks "some"variants of all these, won't that just hand a commercial advantage to those vendors whose products don't break?

Like it or not, CGNAT is the easiest way to provide an adequate level of internet access for the vast majority of people who want nothing more than email, Tesco online, and surfing for porn. I can see ISPs starting to offer 'standard' and 'premium' service, with standard being CGNAT. I'm still half expecting someone like Google or Cisco to come out with an "IPv4+" which offers tolerably compatible address expandability, without all the IPv6 bells and whistles.

Fuel for jets DOES grow on trees

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Re: This will only end badly

Next thing they'll be pitching airports as healthy places to live; "Blocked nose, sore throat? Move to Hounslow for instant relief".

EBay, you keep using the word 'SECURITY'. I do not think it means what you think it means

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encrypting sensitive personal data

Why do companies like @eBay or @Target NOT encrypt sensitive personal data? Let me hear one single good reason.

How about because for things like addresses they need to be able to decrypt it, which means they need to store the password, and that can be stolen like any other piece of data. Encryption is only useful if you don't keep the key anywhere near the data, which is tricky if you need to be able to retrieve the data automatically, as distinct from asking a real person to type in their key.

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Re: "Encrypted" passwords

Doesn't matter if they got the salt too, the idea of a salt is that each password is hashed diferently, so they can't just store a dictionary of hashed strings which they can compare against. They'd need a dictionary per possible salt value. That is unwieldly and slows down any attack, which is general is the best you can ever hope for.

Rubber-glove time: Italy to probe TripAdvisor over 'fake reviews'

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Re: Patterns

You also have to consider the reviewer's own characteristics. I would ignore complaints about slow servivce when made by an american reviewer, since americans expect to have all three courses thrown at them in 20 minutes, but a similar complaint from a french reviewer would make me wonder.

Someone moaning about poor service when they paid 99 euros for a room in a city centre hotel has probably got some unrealistic expectations of what that will buy. In general a review that has precise details is more likely to be useful than a 1-lone "we loved it", etc.

Tripadvisor is a useful service but, as with all advice, you have to make your own mind up.

E-cigarettes help you quit – but may not keep you alive

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Re: There is a problem with these in the USA.

As you said, the problem with e-cigs, from the government's point of view, is that they lead to a reduction in tax revenue

But have a much larger reduction in healthcare expenditure. Why else would governments spend so much money on persuading people to quit?

Don't let me spoil your conspiracy theories, though.

Reg man picks out tastiest tidbits from heaping mounds of storage announcements

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Only smoked salmon, no foie gras? What sort of trade show is that?