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Adam Afriyie MP: Smart meters are NOT so smart

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Re: EVERYTHING translates back to monetary value.

I'd like to try and avoid the possibility of dramatic climate shifts; in my lifetime or my descendants

Why? They've happened many times in the past, for a variety of reasons, and it's directly because of some of them that we're here at all. By preventing them you could be condemning your descendants to a life of stagnation and failure.

That's only half tongue-in-cheek, we really have no idea of whether they'll happen, or what they'll do. I'm all in favour of not wasting finite natural resources like fossil fuels, which have other valuable uses than simply burning them, but we need some perspective here, looking at the whole picture and not relying on knee-jerk reactions to only one of many related issues.

14 antivirus apps found to have security problems

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Re: Problems with virus?

Well, if you will click on random irrelevant links from a forum post...

Stick a 4K in them: Super high-res TVs are DONE

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And you have a 40ft wide TV to watch it on as well?

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Re: It doesn't matter how good the display is if there's nothing to display

You couldn't slow 60fps down to 50fps without the result being unwatchable. It's always converted, and with modern standards convertors you'll not see any difference when only the frame rate is being adapted, the underlying MPEG stream isn't exactly a simple succession of 30/60 fps anyway. Interpolation really only shows up problems when you're trying to handle changes in the number of lines, like 525->625

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Re: It doesn't matter how good the display is if there's nothing to display

most people have just got HDTV or Full HD TVs

Most people assume that because their TV says "HD", everything they watch is in HD. They have so little clue about picture quality that sales of UHD will be purely based on pub bragging rights, and they're still too expensive for that.

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Re: aware of the benefits of 4K

The BBC recommended viewing distance for UHD 1 ("4K"), for maximum visual resolution, is 1.5x screen height. For ordinary HD it is 3x screen height. An 84" 16:9 TV has a height of ~41", or 1.04m so you'll get best quality from a 4K 84" screen at 1.5m, and beyond 3m you'll see no more benefit from 4K than from ordinary HD.

Verizon to limit unlimited 4G plans

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Not so much "unlimited"

as "up to unlimited", then? Well, why didn't they just say so?

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Re: No such thing as uncontested connections

Yes, there are some natural monopolies

The laws of physics, for one.

NSA man: 'Tell me about your Turkish connections'

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he wanted to know exactly what I did.

He didn't care, he just wanted to see if you could reel off a sincere description quickly without giving the impression that you were trying to remember your cover story...

Porsche Panamera S E-Hybrid: The plug-in for plutocrats

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But why?

Does anyone who can afford to lay out £90K for a car (probably north of £100K with extras) really give a damn whether it does 40MPG or 20MPG? Apart from giving you the chance to flaunt your green credentials at the country club this seems a largely pointless exercise.

As for you can unclip the charger from the wall and take it with you.. Why not just build it into the car then, and fit a power cord reel like on a vacuum cleaner? It could have a nice Porsche-styled 13A plug on the end. No need to unclip and carry anything.

METRE-LONG DINOSAUR POO going under the hammer

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an object so intriguing it will pull even the dullest dinner party out of the shit.

Hopefully won't be purchased by Heston Blumenthal, I wouldn't put it past him to serve it at a dinner party...

Super Cali optimistic cloud is now a focus – even though the sound of it is something quite

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Re: Legendary headline!

California has become the first state in the US to shift its entire government computing system to the cloud, dubbed CalCloud.

♫ Let's go fly a kite... ♫

Amazon Reveals One Weird Trick: A Loss On Almost $20bn In Sales

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Re: Pay no taxes post no profits

The French establishment already hate Amazon.

True, but that's because it's not French, and is successful. Of course, if Amazon was French it would have been strangled by red tape and taxes, and wouldn't be successful anyway.

The answer to faster wireless is blowing in the wind

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Re: read all about it

Wave - article duality

Or maybe Jasper and Richard are each others' antiparticles? Have they ever been in the same room together?

UK government officially adopts Open Document Format

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Why?

You've answered your own question: I work in an it department in a govt agency

Report: American tech firms charge Britons a thumping nationality tax

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Re: I think...

you have to compare the US ticket price with the UK ex VAT price

Exactly. The figures given in the article are exaggerated, and seemingly chosen to give the worst impression

The UK Kindle Fire that costs £329 in the UK is the entry-level HDX 8.9" (including special offers). Before VAT that works out to £274, or $468 at current rates.

The current US price is $379, so the UK price is 23% more, not 39.5% as claimed.

If, instead, you compare the top-end 64GB/4G one, the prices are $625 (UK) versus $594 (US), which is only a 5% difference.

Do we have any consumer tech exports?

Even if we do, they're probably made in the same Chinese factories as the US "exports".

THUD! WD plonks down SIX TERABYTE 'consumer NAS' fatboy

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Re: Reg unit?

5 DVD's at 4.7GB each

Sure they aren't dual-layer?

Motorist 'thought car had caught fire' as Adele track came on stereo

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Re: I'm not sure

But honestly officer, it said "Green Light" on the display, right there.

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Re: Genuine reason.

PS. Don't try to open your car doors at speed. The wind blast could slam it back on you. Another stupid driver proved it.

There's a reason why rear-hinged doors used to be called "suicide doors"

Microsoft's Xbox TV studio OBLITERATED

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Re: Orac in a box

A perspex box with fairy lights and a bad attitude.

I didn't realize Windows Phone was that old.

Hi-tech Fagin couple used Apple scam cash to fly pickpockets to UK

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Re: To be fair....

Greengrocers' apostrophes with initialisms like USB are often tolerated, as they are with dates like "70's"

That stirring LOHAN motto: Anyone know a native Latin speaker?

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"XL WD"

Brilliant.

British cops cuff 660 suspected paedophiles

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Re: Retro...

Royal Mail keeps a database of where every item was posted from and the recipient.

Royal Mail has enough trouble telling you where your parcel is today, the chance of it knowing where a parcel was three weeks ago is pretty close to nil.

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Re: @Ross K - for some definition of paedophile...

TL:DR

I wish The Register had some kind of ignore list so I didn't have to come across you again

Classic. You can't be bothered to read comments that don't fit with your preconceived opinions, and just want to pretend that the people who disagree with you aren't there.

That's a pretty clear definition of "bigot".

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Re: for some definition of paedophile...

the bit about catching people before they cross the line, it has a delicious Minority Report to it

Except that it didn't say catching, it said influencing, i.e. "think before you click, we may be watching you".

Seventh-gen SPARC silicon will accelerate Oracle databases

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Re: Resiliency Model

What appears to be a resilient server looks like it relies quite heavily on the application configuration (i.e. Oracle RAC etc.) to achieve resiliency, rather than making sure the server can take failures.

Why does that matter? For most users the important thing is the resilience of the system as a whole. Whether an appropriate level of resilience is achieved in hardware alone, or with co-operating hardware and software, is just an implementation detail.

Certainly you can make very resilient hardware like Tandem & its ilk, at a substantial cost in redundant subsystems. Do you always need that? Statitstically, very little system downtime is due to hardware faults, most is human error and software problems. Few applications need bleeding-edge resilience-at-any-price hardware, for a given application youi'll need a certain level of resilience, and what's important is to provide that at an appropriate price point.

Japanese artist cuffed for disseminating 3D ladyparts files

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Never been much of a golfer, but I could learn.

If you lose your balls in the rough, do you get a free stroke?

Can it be true? That I hold here, in my mortal hand, a nugget of PUREST ... BLACK?

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Re: Soon to be (unfortunately)...

If something is patented it can't be locked away, since a fundamental purpose of the patent process is publication.

Study of Brit students finds TXTING doesn't ruin your writing

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txting hasn't hurt my writing

But 30-odd years of primarily using a keyboard has played merry hell with my handwriting. I can hardly read what I've written myself, these days.

David Cameron wants mobe network roaming INSIDE the UK

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Mandatory roaming would reward operators who invested the least in their own rural networks, and increase intra-company haggling.

Not necessarily. It's called "National Roaming" and works in France, where the regulator has designated certain sparsely-populated rural areas as "zones blanches". The operators effectively agreed to share these areas out among themselves, rather than all incurring the expense of installing competing networks. The cell ID shows up as "F-CONTACT" instead of "F-SFR" or "F-Orange", etc. Outside the zone blanches cross-operating roaming does not apply.

Google starts selling Glass to Brits – for £1,000 a pop

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Re: Industrial use.

Companies like Boeing already use this technology for their service techs, they have heads-up displays that can superimpose wiring diagrams over cable looms during aircraft maintenance.

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Re: No symetrical frames

Or you could integrate a Wicked Lasers Arctic 2W laser in to the side and burn a hole in anyone who dares to laught.

You mean like http://www.dilbert.com/fast/2014-06-21/ ?

Home automation while it's hot: Winter warmth for lazy technophiles

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Can't see it catching on widely enough

As the article says, to directly control these sorts of appliances you would need to mess about with holes in your firewall, static addresses or dynamic DNS, etc. Most ordinary folks won't want anything which needs that much hassle. The alternative, as described, is to buy gadgets that are configured via a third-party website, where the devices poll for instructions. That immediately locks you in to one supplier, who may change a fee either now, or in the future, assuming they're still there in the future.

Sure, Google probably won't go bust in the next 10 years, but we've all seen home music devices that relied on external servers to get streaming data, and when the service went titsup you were left with a fancy paperweight. Not to mention what happens when the service gets hacked & some script kiddie in China has fun playing with your central heating while you're away, so you come home to a flooded house from burst pipes in winter, or crispy pot plants and a sauna in August.

In essence, to get a level of convenience that works for an ordinary user, you're not buying Home Automation devices, but "Home-Automation-as-a-Service", and look how well the Smart Meter concept is going down.

That to me, and I suspect to the public at large, is not an interesting or cost-effective use case. Personally I'm tempted to do something myself with Raspberry Pis or Arduinos, but that's not a mass-market model. Maybe the folks buying £10m houses will be willing to pay a monthly fee for a "home management" service, but I reckon most ordinary folks will stick with a thermostat and a timer.

France frostily foists flat fizz fear on ICANN's .wine plans

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Re: mmmh...

I really should register gTLDs ... .bullshit...

The Bahamas already got there with .bs

Glastonbury debuts festival wide Wi-Fi network - fitted to COWS

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Re: Im confused, ,

Well, if he sits under that tree long enough...

Firefighters deliver trapped student from GIANT GERMAN LADYPARTS

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Re: What puzzles me ...

They represent about a day's work when you have to mow the bloody field.

Isn't that what sheep were invented for?

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Must be my mind

but when I read the headline I assumed that:

a) he was drunk

b) it wasn't his leg that had got stuck.

Shift over, TV firms: LTE Broadcast will nuke current mobile telly tech

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Re: I have a query

Trivially easy, but there would be no income stream for the phone companies...

KA-BOOOM! Boffins blow up mountain to make way for telescope

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Marvin would be happy

Always good to see an earth-shattering kaboom as part of telescope construction.

Space station 'nauts will use URINE-FUELLED ESPRESSO MACHINE

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Re: I estimate that...

Why would they go anywhere near the swill that Starbucks laughingly call coffee?

They'll be using recycled piss, so they're already halfway therel

Finding the formula for the travelling salesman problem

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Be glad they arrive at all. I've had to stop using suppliers who ship by UPS, they can never find my house, or don't bother to try. Tracking one recent, correctly-addressed, parcel showed that it left the depot at 7am, and was returned at 8am as undeliverable, despite the fact that it would take at least an hour to get from that depot to chez moi, never mind there and back.

We'll probe Pluto's moon cracks for mystery ocean – NASA

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Pluto's MOON CRACKS must be PROBED

Mickey and Donald seen looking very worried.

How practical is an electric car in London?

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Re: More privileges?

I see *awful*, dangerous, hideous driving every single day. I would like to see people stopped for such behaviour, and their driving privilege revoked. It doesn't need to be for long - a week's ban would be effective - but it needs to be enforced.

It would be enforced until the next election, when those responsible would find themselves looking for new work.

Much as I'd like to see poor driving punished, I don't agree that it would push people to public transport, not over a 1-week ban. More likely the banned driver would find another family member to drive them for a week, and that person would probably be less used to driving in heavy rush-hour traffic, and the overall standard would go down.

I'd prefer to ban all the gadgets which make it possible to drive without thinking. Ban parking aids, hill-start aids, automatic lights/wipers, lane followers, sign cameras. If people want to drive make them actually drive, if they want the car to drive them by itself, they should get the bus.

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Re: More privileges?

The problem is that the service sucks, is hugely intermittent and is grossly over-priced.

I'd quite like to see bus lanes around here getting used more than once an hour

I wouldn't disagree, bus lanes take over 33%-50% of road space, but only take a few % of road users away from cars, hence making the jams worse because the cars are forced into less space.

The only way to get them used more than once an hour would be to make the buses smaller, so that you don't have huge vehicles with 90% of the seats empty (which is why they're so expensive even when subsidised). The logical endpoint of that, of course, is 5-seater buses with flexible destination parameters,otherwise known as "cars".

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Re: Dead end.

The vast majority of trips taken in cars are less than 40 miles so range is much less of an issue than people's perception of range.

That's a spurious argument. Even if 95% of your journeys are < 40 miles, you're screwed for the other 5%, unless you're flush enough to have two cars, which is even less environmentally friendly.

Classic response, of course, is "just rent an ICE car for the 5%" but that only works because the overwhelming majority of cars are ICE. If most cars were electric then ICE cars would only be required for rental, and there would be huge demand at bank holiday weekends and little for the rest of the time. That's not a viable business model for any rental agency, they can't afford to have fleets of tens of thousands of cars sittting idle, even if anyone was willing to make such cars at a reasonable price.

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Re: More privileges?

Are you saying that leccy cars can't overtake cyclists?

Not while remaining in the lane, unless they crowd the cyclist up the kerb. To overtake requires that there be enough space in the adjoining lane to pull out, in which case the leccy car could be using that lane just like an ICE one.

Satellite 'net hype ignores realpolitik

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Mix the technologies

Use a mobile phone network for the User->Internet, with satellite only for the return path. In theory you could send a URL via an SMS message, and get GB of download over the return path. OK, latency is shit, but so what? It's not an issue for most things.

AV for Mac

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Re: AV for Mac

Mother-in-law has managed to get malware on her Mac. Anyone recommend a no fuss AV?

You could try something like this

Or were you looking for something for the Mac?

'Hashtag' added to the OED – but # isn't a hash, pound, nor number sign

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Re: Just to muddy the waters further...

I remember BT calling it a gate, when they made the move to keypad phones with * and # in the early 80s. They used US practice for several things, but wouldn't copy the "pound sign" terminology in the UK to avoid confusion. It was widely known that the "proper" name was octothorpe but no-one wanted to put that in customer documentation.

Splash! Three times as much water as ALL of Earth's oceans found TRAPPED underground

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ringwoodite

Which I read at first as ringworldite. Rereading it was a disappointment.