Appropriate Measaurement
Surely some more appropriate units of measure could have been used for this Antipodean tale?
These aren't precise conversions, I'll leave that to the French of course, but what about:
(given that 1 thong ~= 0.8 linguine)
BBQ-ed shrimp: 430,821,434
Thongs: 35,901,786
Kangaroos (including tail): 2,991,815
Ludicrously sized Merino Sheep: 498,635
Biting the hand that feeds IT
