Posts by Master Rod

Sacked British RIM staffers to get minimum legal payout

Re: @ PXG

Uhm... computer will not start without the keyboard.....ya think?

Re: Poutine...

Cheese turds! Who eats cheese turds?? Gack!?

Master rod

Intel bakes palm-sized Core i5 NUC to rival Raspberry Pi

RE: Re: mmmm.......

What?! The Raspberry Pi uses an ARM chip?! Yeeeeuuuukk! After buying two arm powered tablets, which were by the way, worthless and weak, I have no need for such a limp wristed processor. ARM processors belong in toys, not computer hardware. If these damned manufacturers would quit nickel and dimeing us, maybe human kind could get ahead. AMD has some strong low power consuming processors. why not use them?

Master Rod

Apple sued for every touchscreen device by Flatworld prof

Technologist

So what happens when there are two different patents numbers on the same type invention? Yep, nothing more than feeding the sharks. AFAICS is useless without the power to mediate between patent holders. I mean, just how close to one another does it have to be to be different?

Master Rod

Windows 8 on ARM vs iPad: Has Microsoft lost already?

Windows on ARM is crap!

So let me get this straight. You have a Windows 8 OS running on a crap ARM processor designed for toys that does not play well with its PC cousins......Hmmm, reminds me of a piece of crap Linux derivative OS for kids, I won't mention any names Android, running on a 500 Mhz ARM processor designed for toys that does not play well with its PC cousins. What the hell is it with these manufacturers. They are going backwards, and the public is too stupid to know better. We have quad core laptops from AMD and cough! Intel running true OSs such as Linux, and cough! Windows. My question is why can't the manufacturers just give us a powerful X86 based 7 or 10 inch Tablet? Why are they even screwing around with all this other incompatible, slow ass shit!

Master Rod

NASA plans manned Deep Space Moon outpost

Laughable!

Hahaha ahh hahaha! Oh, that was a good one. Hell, NASA can't even build a decent flying saucer, much less a space station. Yeah, I know, just keep the money coming. Well, all I can say is they better get off their lazy butts and do some work like the rest of us. Please, please, don't jump up and down showing me pictures of the Mars rover etc. We can't get there! Alright? You have pissed off more money than most third world countries. So, Shaddaaap, and build me a flying saucer. That or close NASA down and have Virgin Galactic build us what we need. They seem more capable at this point.

Master Rod

HP outlines schedule for full WebOS open source release

Why Bother?

Android and WebOS are toys compared to a true operating system. Why not just port GNU/Linux to the devices. You would have just so much more usage from these devices. Plus, the apps are free and can easily be installed from repositories. Oh! Silly me... The processors in these devices most truly suck! They are inferior even to the Lowliest of Lows from Intel and AMD. Very little Ram. Poor battery life. Somebody! Please get me a 10" tablet that is a phone, has 2 Gig of ram, dual-quad core processor, 32 Gig SSD, OpenSuse installed, WiFi, Audio in and out, Microphone, 2 USB Ports, Bluetooth, HDMI, and Monitor out put, SD card slot with a removable battery. This is the winning configuration right here. This will dust off most of the sad tablets out there. Where do I buy one for $500?

webOS daddy Jon Rubinstein exits HP

Gofer it!

The wager is on Anonymous Coward. $1 says that some company of fools will offer this turd the Brass Ring. He has absconded with millions, why even bother to work?http://www.theregister.co.uk/Design/graphics/icons/comment/linux_32.png

Who left the fools in charge?

Well said! Greedy control freaks tend to hire lower forms of greedy control freaks. What a devolution. I feel sorry for the investors.

Jon is Evil....

I can't believe that you are so ignorant that you can't see through the lines. Rubinstein does nothing more than run companies into the ground making them easy for take over. He's never worked a day that prospered for a company. I could run a company into prosperity in no time. I've done it before. Where is my beloved Palm OS, PDA's, Palm phones? In the toilet, that's where. He and his ilk need to be strung up for fraud, and deceiving the public. I bought many a Palm PDA for business use. The same with the Palm Pre. Talk about a loss! I'm not at all happy with that clown.

El Reg in email address blunder

Yo! Brain....

I just don't like people getting into my email. That is why we have passwords...Ahhh! shit! That's it..Change my passwords.....Muchas gracias, bola de pendejos....:-)