* Posts by Kevin McMurtrie

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Hackers? Leap day? Nope, just plain old internet hysteria took down stock-trading-for-noobs app RobinHood

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I believe the overload

Like toilet paper supplies, some stocks are crashing with no explanation. I reloaded my trading account with a little money to play the game.

If anything good comes from the panic, it might be ordinary people making some money off the glitches and panics of predictive financial systems.

You. Drop and give me 20... per cent IPv6 by 2023, 80% by 2025, Uncle Sam tells its IT admins after years of slacking

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It's the hardware

IPv6 is trivial. I've been using in my home network and personal server for years. The only hard part is finding routers that aren't garbage. Even if the router hardware is good, someone is going to load it with firewall rules posted 10 years ago to a message board for "security." Imagine trying to get IPv6 passing through an old government building filled with 5 generations of routers configured by 4 generations of IT staff. Maybe they have a few coax and Cat-3 hops along the way.

GCHQ's infosec arm has 3 simple tips to secure those insecure smart home gadgets

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Thunk

My favorite tool is a slate bar. It's large hardened steel rod with a sharp side for shattering rocks and a flat side for breaking open cracked rocks. It erases NVRAM and hard drives with a quick and satisfying thunk. Just mind your toes.

If it's Goodenough for me, it's Goodenough for you: Canuck utility biz goes all in on solid-state glass battery boffinry

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Skeptical

The biggest problem with all batteries is that the chemical reactions don't return the atoms to exactly where you want them. No battery has ever solved that. The batteries crystalize, crumble, or short out over time. Goodenough's claims haven't been reproduced in any article I can find today.

There's, of course, a chance that he has no idea what he's talking about because he's discovered a new capacitor that isn't known to exist. He deserves some R&D funding but only with close observation.

Cyber-wrath of Iran for top general's assassination hasn't progressed beyond snooping and nicking logins... yet

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Ooops

The Iranian government's attempt to focus public rage against the US fizzled when they accidentally shot down Flight 752, denied it, then got caught. It makes you realize that people in countries aren't bad; their governments are making all the messes.

Dear makers of smart home things. Yeah, you with that bright idea of an IoT Candle. Here's an SDK from Amazon

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IoT insurance risk SDK

"Alexa, set 6 month insurance rates to 15% of home value for everyone with an IoT candle, stove, or lawnmower."

Samsung cops to data leak after unsolicited '1/1' Find my Mobile push notification

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Mushroom

Samsung's "off" means activated

The Samsung shovelware does not grant access to settings until you log in. Turning the constant advertisements off requires creating a Samsung Cloud account, agreeing to many bad things, and then logging apps in. These apps will now stop asking to be turned on but they remain logged in and active. They remain active even after Samsung says that your account has been closed.

Really disabling Samsung's shovelware requires Package Disabler Pro or some ADB work. Even so, there are numerous background tasks with vague names that are still active.

I'll never let go, Jack. I'll never let go: Yes, Sony's Xperia 1 II has a 3.5mm headphone port

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Almost perfect

It has low-band 5G so it should actually work compared to mmWave. Only problem is it doesn't support Band 71 where I could use long-range 5G right now.

$1300? Where's the build-to-order page?

All that Samsung users found on UK website after weird Find my Mobile push notification was... other people's details

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Package Disabler Pro

I recommend installing Package Disabler Pro on day 1. If that doesn't work, return the phone for a refund on day 2. It's essentially unusable without it. The shovelware causes non-stop advertising interruptions and security concerns.

Facebook tells US tax bods: Swear to God, we were only worth $6.5bn in 2010 because we were menaced by... MySpace and smartphones

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Agent Orange

I'm surprised that Trump hasn't yet declared war on Ireland just for the sake of making them seize assests from the California tech companies he hates.

Appy days? Microsoft's Word, Excel and PowerPoint now live under one roof on mobile – but look out for Office 365 popups

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Alien

Human trafficking

That "card view" is demonstrating the purchase of a person?

Don't Flip out or anything, but the 'flexible glass display' on Samsung's latest pholdable doesn't behave like glass

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Going #2

The flame test didn't fix any dents from a fingernail or #2 point. The #6 point shredded the screen with trivial effort.

I'm guessing they're using using vapor deposition to apply a hard mineral layer to a plastic panel. It prevents haziness caused by microscopic scratches and oil absorption, but otherwise doesn't offer much mechanical protection. That wouldn't be very high-tech, unique, or honest.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a flying solar panel: BAE Systems' satellite alternative makes maiden flight in Oz

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Payload power

How much power is available to the payload? I can imagine that designing your payload with its own solar panels in a way that's aerodynamically compatible would be difficult. Nuclear power would be frowned upon in applications that are likely to crash to Earth.

All kinds of interesting things are possible if there's enough power available.

Built to last: Time to dispose of the disposable, unrepairable brick

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The other power

A significant driving force for me to upgrade has been electric power consumption. Power consumption in a upper-mid level desktop system has fallen from around 600W to about 60W in the past 20 years. That's of no concern if you live someplace cold, but screw that in a hot climate. I'm hoping the year 2020 is the last year I need to buy a spinning rust array too. That's about 8W/disk that's always on, with one extra for RAID5 reliability, and then double it because I need a backup.

Oracle staff say Larry Ellison's fundraiser for Trump is against 'company ethics' – Oracle, ethics... what dimension have we fallen into?

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Sounds like the Whitehouse.

Steve Jobs, executives shot down top Apple engineers' plea to design their own server CPU – latest twist in legal battle over chip upstart Nuvia

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Big Brother

Re: CPUs? Apple stopped making servers even though there was a demand

iCloud is powered by white unicorns beaming rainbows from their horns into candy fiber optic links, all in a heavenly walled garden floating in a cloud. It's not a dark room full of dirty, heartless machines running Windows and Linux.

Best buds? Apple must be fuming: Samsung's wireless earphones boast 11 hours of listening on a single charge

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11 NBLH battery life

A new Reg unit for music playback battery life: Nickelback Listening Hours. It's disputed as an inflated benchmark given the low listening level and the tortuous dilation of time experienced by the listener, however, no test results have ever been challenged.

Uncle Sam: Secretly spying on networks around the world without telling anyone, Huawei? But that's OUR job

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Big microSD cards are nice

The map I'm looking at, the article I'm reading on Wikipedia, and the song I'm listening to are on a large microSD card. It's not that I'm planning anything bad, it's that government spy software shouldn't be trusted to interpret your actions if it's even half as bad as average software. I'm guessing it's much worse.

I'd feel much better if these data taps were documented and had a mandatory alerting system to the carrier and an independent watchdog. It's the "secret" part that makes it so prone to abuse and access from unauthorized entities.

S20 Ultra 5G: Samsung unfurls Galaxy flagship with bonkers 108MP cam, 6.9-inch display

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SFail

Gaming display but no headphone jack for real-time audio. 108mpix sensor that combines pixels to partially recover the lost dynamic range of small pixels. Massive camera bump. Samsung shovelware. Samsung kills app tasks too aggressively to use extra RAM. Dated looking hole in the display. Costs $$$$.

Other than the S series having lots of radio channels, this seems like an awful phone.

Google's second stab at preserving both privacy and ad revenue draws fire

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Birdbrain

Many websites will become inaccessible when they require this feature but it has been disabled in the client. Much like the malware infested sites demanding that I disable my ad-blocker, I won't miss them.

Wake me up before you go Go: Devs say they'll learn Google-backed lang next. Plus: Perl pays best, Java still in demand

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Re: Go is already obsolete

Is beeflang for real? It looks sensible and this is the first I've heard of it.

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Re: I miss perl

Try Scala. You can define implicit conversions to invisibly fix things that seem like they must not compile.

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Re: To be taken with a grain of salt

I was interested in Go, took a class, wrote a web service with it, and swore to never use it again. There are too many things it outright refuses to do in an easy, clear, or safe way. Go is big at Google because they're using a dumbed-down subset of C++ that's arguably worse.

Whaddya mean, 'niche'?! Neo4j's chief scientist schools El Reg on graph databases

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Why we use SQL DB

Sometimes a perfect app isn't a perfect fit.

Relational databases remain in heavy use because companies need to perform efficient queries on small and well known relationships, or need critical data in a rigid structure so it's always perfectly understood. They can also count on SQL working long after everyone retires, even if the underlying DB changes.

I don't know of anyone today who is still using traditional SQL to brute-force graph traversal searches. It might seem like it from the database name, but they have been updated to process graph data. I'd also say that unlimited scalability is irrelevant for a small or medium sized business that can't afford much storage or computational power anyways.

Google, YouTube, Twitter tell face-rec upstart Clearview to stop harvesting people's content – that's their job

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Google asking a company to not scrape everything? Is this the Chewbacca defense?

Iowa has already won the worst IT rollout award of 2020: Rap for crap caucus app chaps in vote zap flap

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Tiny data problems

The system had an epic failure in a state with only 3 million people. It only had to handle about 10 entries per second to stay working. I can't think of any technology that is inefficient enough to fail here. Excel would have worked better.

Artful prankster creates Google Maps traffic jams by walking a cartful of old phones around Berlin

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Re: I don't think this does as much as people think

That has been a vulnerability for many years. Cañada Road in San Mateo county, California shows as congested when there are a lot of hikers or cyclists on the adjacent trails.

Elon Musk shows world that he is truly awful at something

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Hey, where's my keyboard?

Said the recent reproducer of Y2K EDM.

Excellently bad Y2K EDM for those stuck at work: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sq1RLxPT_Ks

If only 3 in 100,000 cyber-crimes are prosecuted, why not train cops to bring these crooks to justice once and for all, suggests think-tank veep

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And the hosts?

How about the networks that are willing to host criminals? CloudFlare, DigitalOcean, Amazon, OVH, Alibaba, Leaseweb, Google, and the entire country of China. Reports of criminal activity are routinely ignored, or the reporting address isn't even real. Another dozen could be accused of creating services where criminals can activate services hundreds of times faster than they can be shut down; intentionally fabricating a whack-a-mole environment.

Caltech takes billion-dollar bite out of Apple, Broadcom for using its patented Wi-Fi tech without paying a penny

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Paris Hilton

Asked if he knew what a low-density parity check was

Is that bad coaching from the lawyers? I read Lin's answer as "found it and used it." An old rambling story about protocols would have been what the defense needed.

Indie VPN WireGuard gets the Torvalds seal of approval with inclusion in Linux kernel 5.6

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IPv6

Any chance this simplicity and kernel integration will get IPv6 over VPN working? It's such a hot mess right now that most clients try to disable the IPv6 stack. That's fine if you're starting from an old IPv4-only network but it confuses apps if you activate VPN while already using IPv6.

US government grounds drone fleet (no, not the military ones with Hellfire missiles) over Chinese espionage fears

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Easy easy espionage

The drones will never be found to contain anything as obvious as a backdoor. All they need is one or two good bugs that makes them vulnerable. While the Chinese drones likely have bugs that the Chinese government can exploit, it would be foolish to think that other drones are somehow perfect and immune. Foreign attackers might even be relying on bugs in American chipsets and operating systems.

Coronavirus claims new victim: 'DEF CON cancelled' joke cancelled after DEF CON China actually cancelled

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Trollface

Surely Apple users are immune to the virus.

Looking for a Valentine's bargain? Samsung's next pholdable tipped for 14 Feb release at a trifling $1,400

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Folding is nice but

This better be a folded up desktop computer at that price because Samsung phones are not fashion statements. It's going to need a ton of RAM, storage, 4K video ouput, and DeX desktop mode working as more than a toy.

Brit brainiacs say they've cracked non-volatile RAM that uses 100 times less power

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Re: "process everything remotely to maximise efficiency"

Funded by 5G investors? Nevermind the all power needed to get mmWave to pass through anything more dense than a vacuum.

The whole point of desktop computers was escaping the constraints of centralized computing. History says that local computing was a very good idea.

Free Software Foundation suggests Microsoft 'upcycles' Windows 7... as open source

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The traumatic death of open source

I picture hundreds of OSS enthusiasts breaking into tears and abandoning their high tech lifestyle after seeing what nearly 40 years in a big corporation does to a codebase.

Curse of Boeing continues: Now a telly satellite it built may explode, will be pushed up to 500km from geo orbit

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Extra fuel?

I don't understand this precision 500km parking maneuver that needs only a precision amount of fuel. Is it going to pop into flaming glitter like in Star Wars or is it going to vent jets of boiling electrolyte and tumble off in some random direction while parts fly off?

Flinging resource-hungry apps at landfill Android? Ubuntu daddy wants to lure you into Anbox Cloud

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Use cases?

Gaming - Too much bandwidth and latency

Photo editing - Needs a bigger screen, not a bigger CPU

Video editing - Slow import and export

File sharing - Slow import and export

Web browsers - Privacy nightmare

Email clients - Would perform worse

CGI rendering - Only a watchmaker could operate the tiny controls on a phone's screen.

Remember that Sonos speaker you bought a few years back that works perfectly? It's about to be screwed for... reasons

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Hating your customers

Companies should open up the source code before abandoning a working project. If the excuse is protecting 5 year old trade secrets, you're not innovating quickly enough. It should be a law for anything under 4 years old. I have devices from Samsung, Moto, ZTE, LaCie, and Panasonic that were unsupported and incomplete even before sales ended. I now return devices immediately if they have bugs that will be "fixed in the future."

Wave goodbye: DigitalOcean decimates workforce as co-founder reveals lack of profitability, leadership turmoil

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Re: Impressed with the service but........

I see nothing from Digital Ocean in my server logs anymore. It looks like their criminal gangs and legitimate customers have left together, possibly due to heavy blacklisting.

The criminals all on Amazon on CloudFlare now.

Intel server chip shortages continue to bite: HPE warns of Xeon processor supply drought for the whole of 2020

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Write better code?

A lot of cloud apps consume 10x to 100x the resources they should. It starts with a web app framework that prototypes well but scales very badly. It's scaled massively horizontally at low efficiency, wired together with Kafka queues, wrapped in armies of Redis clusters, sliced up into foreground and background systems, while another cluster parses billions of log entries for monitoring. Insiders consider it good because it somewhat resembles global-scale architecture, except without the throughput.

Photobox ditches Amazon's Redshift, cuddles up to Snowflake

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Re: Diched an AWS Service

I heard you like cloud services so I put your cloud service in a cloud service.

Spanking the pirates of corporate security? Try a Plimsoll

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Devil

Put it on the WAN. Put it ALL on the WAN!

My experience with companies not caring about security and disaster recovery is that they already have a secret imminent disaster. Maybe there were some investment mistakes, historical data corruption that inflated perceived performance, gross exaggerations, or a flawed business model. Having everything wiped clean by an outside influence is, by comparison, a graceful exit.

The Curse of macOS Catalina strikes again as AccountEdge stays 32-bit

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Re: ^^^^ THIS ^^^^

As others have said, it likely has nothing to do with pointer sizes. MacOS has always had very complex and platform-specific APIs. When those APIs change, your codebase is dead and can't be salvaged. Your codebase might not even be in a compatible programming language (Pascal, C, Objective-C, ...). I went through a couple of those API revisions and decided not to be a MacOS developer anyone.

No Mo'zilla for about 100 techies today: Firefox maker lays off staff as boss talks of 'difficult choices' and funding

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Step up the game

How about this: Sell a premium browser. Get paying customers and, in return, serve them with the product they want. It's never going to work asking customers to donate towards an average browser that's always a few major bugs away from working correctly.

I know it's open source. The payment is to provide regular builds from a carefully curated source fork and support for getting bugs fixed. If Firefox can't be reliable enough to sell then what's the point of having Mozilla?

China tells America, with a straight face, it will absolutely crack down on hacking and copyright, tech blueprint theft

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Dealmaster

Trump will send all of America's trade secrets to the Chinese government so they can keep their eye out for any unauthorized uses. There was a handshake so it's an honest deal.

15 years on, Euroboffins finally work out what it took to send the Huygens Titan probe into such a spin

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Re: New Reg unit?

"shaped like a hamburger" is clearly a Reg geometric specification rather than a unit.

The artist's rendition looks more like a casserole, but we all know it's the artist's fault for not drawing a hamburger.

Problems at Oracle's DynDNS: Domain registration customers transferred at short notice, nameserver records changed

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At least not an EIG registrar

When EIG went on their registrar purchasing spree, they created subdomains pointing to advertising servers. I found out when I couldn't fetch email anymore because my 'mail' subdomain had been stolen for ads.

Leaks point to Samsung Galaxy S20 Ultra with mammoth 108MP camera and ... what? 16GB of RAM

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Turn in your geek card

108 mpix behind a crap lens may be excessive but how dare you complain about having too much RAM!

PhotoMate R3 (camera RAW file editor), OsmAnd+ (offline maps), PDFs of technical documents, and probably lots of games would perform better. The only catch will be deactivating 10GB of new Samsung shovelware and spyware.