... and introduce a brand[ed] new financial term "Market Reboot(tm)"...
Posts by Cyberian
16 publicly visible posts • joined 19 Oct 2011
Microsoft to buy 4% of London Stock Exchange in 10-year platform deal
Look like Bane, spend like Batman with Dyson's $949 headphones
'What's the point of me being in my office, just because they want to see me in the office?'
... It is in our DNA...
There's this thing called "evolution". Your DNA might be stuck couple of decades back, but the recent pandemic, for example has proven, that stuffing tons of people on public transport and spaces helps distribute bugs. So either your DNA evolves or you are history.
What's the root cause of the hatred of Corporate office spaces?
The fact that they suspiciously resemble chicken battery farms? Where the boss(es) is(are) in a nicely separated office.
... and real office spaces allow us to touch base in a much more efficient manner.
Did you mean randomly interrupt people with half-baked questions expecting them to understand what you meant?
folks that don't align strongly with this mission
What was the mission again?
One can only pity the people managed by @Mockup1974 and hope to never become one of them.
Aviation regulators push for more automation so flights can be run by a single pilot
Replace the airlines CEOs with AI. Then there will be no need to pay massive bonuses, perks and all that jazz. Redirect the funds to the flying staff.
And when a "blue screen" situation arises, or "there's an unexpected [item|event] in the [baggage?*] area" there won't be a new episode of Air Crash Investigation. Just reboot the CEO. (Not to mention thay if the CEO gets hacked, there won't be as many casualties.)
(*-replace with: cockpit, engine, pitot tube(s), wheel well, baggage area, fuel, electrical systems, cabin or whatever is appropriate)
PC component scavenging queue jumper pulled into line with a screensaver
Russia, China warn US its cyber support of Ukraine has consequences
"Friend" in Russian
The "unlimited friendship" reminds me of certain Family Guy Episode where Peter asked comrade Putin how do you say 'friend' in Russian...
RAD Basic – the Visual Basic 7 that never was – releases third alpha
Browse mode: We're not goofing off on the Sidebar of Shame and online shopping sites, says UK's Ministry of Defence
EMC/Dell deal respectfully caps the minicomputer age
Taliban official's email blunder leaks 400+ contacts
Iran: Our nuke facilities still under attack by US, Israelis 'and MI6'
In an unprecedented move in order to quash all accusations of being two-faced, double standards regimes, USA and Israel have agreed to extradite all state-sponsored hackers of the utility suite Stuxnet to Iran to face trial for international cyber-terrorism.
If convicted, the "developers" face stoning to death.
Judge nixes Apple's bid to patent-bash bankrupt Kodak
Apple snags blockbuster multi-touch patent
It's sad when a company with mountains of cash instead of inventing is trying to suffocate all competition this way.
Here's an idea - why don't all other mobile manufacturers boycott the US patent office and the stinking fruity company and withhold their products from the US market (even for a limited time)?
Put the whole country on an apple diet for a month and watch... :-)
VMware ramps crusade to make sysadmins redundant
Missing the point
The Sysadmin is a person who builds the foundation for a platform.
A builder will never be redundant no matter what platform you are building.
On another matter - when the world ACKs The VMWare Day, then we'll think about redundancies. For now there's The Sysadmin's Day.
Quality software always shakes up crappy IT resources. If they remove the GUI the jobcentres will be overwhelmed with sysadmins (with lower case 's') lol
Gartner predicts global double-dip recession
Gartner, Credit Rating And Other Agencies
Who needs a credit rating agency if they don't need credit...
When is some non-corrupt politician going to wake up and shut the damn b***ards from spreading FUD - we will all make it through, and the system has suffocated itself... Nuf said.
In OURSELVES we trust!
(and Linux :-D)