* Posts by Feef Lovecraft

24 posts • joined 15 Jun 2007

Three pushes UNLIMITED data to PAYG punters

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3internet! Thanks Andrew!!

Awesome cheers for that Andrew, just tried it on contract and worked perfectly.

How chavvy is your town? Find out with the ASBOrometer

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FAIL

Scotland

0.0% for the whole of Scotland, nice.

Oh wait you just don't collect data in that area.

Oh well I'll just not use your app.

BMW offers e-Mini tryouts to UK drivers

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FAIL

Field test in a Small area of South East

England only.

Ahh well i'll continue to finance the taxman and kill the planet.

Lawyers claim ringtones are public performance

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FAIL

Darth Vader said;

"The more they tighten their grip the more will slip past thier grubby fingers.", really these people need to get a clue that thier business model is no more, move on to something new! Adapt, Enjoy, Survive.

Gamer embezzles virtual cash to settle real debts

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FAIL

I thought

The whole point of EVE was that you could do exactly things like this, i've never liked the fact that there's so little control and security involved in some aspects of the game mechanics.

Futurama back from dead again

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This is how

Whine whine whine Sarah Connor/Fringe/etc, etc, etc.

Shut up and pay attention, this how to revive your show, like family guy, like futuruama show the network that there's money in it.

Airport ID cards only for the newbies

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Recent data

At least 100% of those with ID cards so far issued have proved to been the correct person.

Taking a first bite out of Wolfram Alpha

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Boffin

Ehhhh

Somethings that i've tried (like ISS interesct LONG/LAT co-ordinates it would intersect with in a few hours) it just doesn't know what to do with but it manages to figure out what ISS means and the long/lat co-ordinates.

Kinda nifty to play with all the same

BP snips IT contractor rates

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Stop

BP/BT?

Which is it?

BBC pumps 60 quid a head into Gaelic

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Stop

Let it die

Gaelic is neither relevant nor usefull in a modern society, condem it to ren faire and quirky local traditions for good.

Essex copper deluged after forwarding web hoax email

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Dave

You can look it up under the more accurate name of Scopolamine, Burundanga is just a local name for the plant.

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Alert

Not just police

It's likely that someone just tagged a fake signature onto it but my Mother got forwarded this warning from apparently a hospital worker in Aberdeen, sensibly my mother checked before causing mass panic and reading the warning out.

Luke Skywalker's lightsabre goes on sale

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Joke

What £120,000?

And it doesn't even light up, vibrate or make noises when you use it?

Defrauded punter says 'catflaps' to PayPal marketing stunt

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Paypal

Paypal has shockingly bad customer services, I'm really amazed it's not been put into the legal wrangler long before now.

Who will be the next Doctor?

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Happy

I know for sure

Tennant is The Doctor in the xmas movie, I saw him filming bits of it with my own eyes.

I suspect Donna will use the residual energy of the time bug on her back to make a timey-wimey ball of stuff and go "What if you hadn't destroyed your own planet?"

ZOT! Gallifrey returns!

POW! Timelords arrive!

BOF! Cliffhanger ending as everyone the Doctor knows or cares about fades from this now redundant time line.

Heathrow T5 security tackles Transformers t-shirt threat

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Paris Hilton

Arrested

Should have asked to be arrested and then sued for wrongful arrested and pressed the police to press for wasting police time.

Interestingly main point here, Heathrow T5 security <> Police, i'm sure they have some special bit of paper saying they can act like our beloved enforcers of minutia details however...

Paris, 'cause she'd like to be stopped at any airport.

Trillian blighted by security bug trio

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Paris Hilton

Stripping

Can you not just do what I do and run it with the font stripping on so it never passes you any [Font] tags?

Paris because she'd love to strip.

YouTube rolls out Scientology double standard

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Stop

Technically

Much as I disagree personally with Scientology, Mark Bunker just appears to be seeking publicity for ... I dunno what for, his own ego maybe?

As for his statement;

"Scientology will say the first account wasn't theirs. But you bet the order came from the top."

So the guy at the top orders user 1 to make a troll account for Anonymous and order someone else to do the official stuff, there you go, two different users, no problems.

Jimmy Wales resigns from Wikipedia

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Coat

April fools DAY

It's called April fools DAY not April fools before noon.

Confidential Home Office data turns up in laptop on eBay

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Alert

Dell laptop

I'm looking inside a fairly common brand of Dell laptop just now, there's oodles of space (technical specification of oodles can be provided on request) to hide maybe 2 cd's side by side without causing too much damage.

Microsoft! bids! $44.6bn! for! Yahoo!

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Flame

Spam soon

Due to the upcoming merger of Microsoft with Yahoo! There are new plans to charge for both MSN (And Microsoft Live!) and Yahoo Instant Messangers if you forward this e-mail to 100,000,000 people Microsoft and Yahoo will track it and pay you $0.02 for each "impression" by e-mail as well as reconsider charging for the services.

DC Comics to kill off Batman?

Feef Lovecraft

I am Batman, no more.

I can see Bruce Wayne being killed off, there's a bunch of folks more then willing to don the cape and cowl.

John Constantine could even come along and fill the role for a while, would beat Marvel's The Punisher pretending to be Captain America for sure

Lightsaber voted top movie weapon

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Happy

There is better...

heavy-saber anyone?

Sony ponders PS3 price cut

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Prehaps a better model?

I'd purchase a PS3 if it wasn't just a very expensive blu-ray player and actually played my Playstation 2 games as well as the newer PS3 games.

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