* Posts by The Godfather

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Dell finally takes Dell private - with $24bn and help from Microsoft

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Happy

Re: Microsoft?

Michael Dell is a shrewd cookie and the Microsoft involvement appears to be a loan, ergo not direct equity or ownership. He knows what he's doing and has in my view held the upper hand in all events and will continue to drive his vision for Dell and not that of others.

Microsoft is not into his bed but on the floor at the foot of his bed, desperately clinging to his sheets....

2e2 for you: Should zombies be allowed to run NHS IT?

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Alien

Re: bulltwang

'No space for resellers or distributes (sic) any more no matter how much value you think you add....'

Is there any real difference between the two these days? The writing's on the wall for many but why some businesses fail and others don't still matters.

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WTF?

Almost 100%? ....80%? 95%? 99%? - Spotted a few lurching around the grounds but was told they were merely advertising services...

Daisy, Computacenter turn down purchase of stricken 2e2

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Meh

Buy? bugger that, I'll just steal

Let's face it, it's a bloody sight cheaper to pick off their clients than to buy chunks of the business at inflated values to lessen the loss to banks and investors. Daisy, although listed is quite similar in structure and funding to 2e2 (although its debt is half that of 2e2).

Stricken giant 2e2 may be sold off in one by Monday - sources

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Coat

Whoever buys this will need to have their eyes wide open and their wallets secure. Implications moving forward may be significant and under-estimated. Can't see anyone paying much for the whole business. Might it be a vendor or creditor carrying too much debt perhaps?

Plunging BT sales hit every branch of the biz on way down

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WTF?

BT - bollock time

Engineers and techies...brilliant...customer services and phone response....CRAP

NHS IT bods 'walk out' in pay row with crashed UK tech giant 2e2

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FAIL

What fun...

This, has all the hallmarks of a farce....

PC sales in the toilet? Excuse Lenovo while it gut laughs at you

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Meh

It's sensibly servicing markets where PC's still show growth and is skillfully nicking business where it isn't, ergo from Dell, HP and others. Nothing wrong in this tack but don't for one minute think Lenovo will stick to this tram-line. They're big enough and astute enough to go for where the growth now is. when they have exhausted current growth potential.

Integrator 2e2 axes 319 UK staff, halts pay cheques - insiders

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Happy

Re: Very sad for those on the floor.

I remember Trisys...a lovely profitable business.. used to visit them regularly.

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Re: Fantastic - Not!!!

Extremely sad event and unwarranted treatment of staff. Detest situations like these as employees and suppliers end up losing most if not all but investors and directors seemingly walk away with less pain.

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Meh

Tricky...

This may prove tricky and will depend on the contractual documents applicable. Usually, they will always include a clause that renders contracts null and void on any insolvency process of a supplier or customer.

2e2 customers are however are legally obliged to pay debts for services already rendered and delivered.

UK's 2e2 goes titsup

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FAIL

all normal...

2e2 website still open for business and even a bit about recruiting...technically, they are still trading, but recruiting?

http://www.2e2.com/index

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Meh

Re: Bloody hell...

Precisely...inference therefore is that FTI may have uncovered some more bad news..hence administration

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FAIL

Bloody hell...

This is going to HURT but it has been on the cards for some time and accentuated more recently. This is a monumental failure in the channel and will hurt suppliers considerably given the lack of credit insurance cover and the volumes traded by 2E2. Cover had not been available on the Group for at least the last four years or so. This is a group that accelerated acquisition in its early days and probably swallowed too big a fish in Morse. The resultant debt pile was never likely to be serviced or repaid and recent difficulties in achieving volume and profit and breach of bank covenants have proved the final nail in the coffin.

This will provide others with opportunity but the loss of someone as big as this will certainly reverberate across the sector. Lessons to be learned by others in similar growth modes'.

Sorry, Apple-haters, but Cupertinian doom not on the horizon

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Happy

Re: Mac sales are down by a million units

@dougs - spot on...accurately summarized...

Microsoft blasts PC makers: It's YOUR fault Windows 8 crash landed

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Happy

Re: IT's what happens when you don't listen to your customers

Probably also a case of Microsoft no longer being in a position to bully people they way they have....

Apple shares dive after quarterly report disappoints Wall Street

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Meh

Re: The Downside Of Being Fashionable ....

The downward movement simply reflects numbers below expectation and more competitive markets in which they trade. Samsung, Google and others are taking more of the wind out of Apple's sails. This may spur them on or it may indeed spur on the competitors...either way, their results are still pretty impressive and their cash pile is not exactly small.

Latest Symantec CEO's 'revolution' could axe 1,000 jobs

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Facepalm

Hope all the notes gathered during the whistle-stop tour make sense when finally read. This is admission of failings but results will define the success or otherwise of proposed changes. Saying the right things and delivering them are never assured.

Microsoft's Intel-powered Surface Pro to launch in February

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Coat

Features...

I'm not into having orgasms when size and specifications are argued but is this not just a trifle too expensive when you add the cost of all the bits needed or suggested? Fundamentally, this is where Microsoft has gone wrong.

Northgate Managed Services boss to exit

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Megaphone

Walking dead?

Is this one of those 'Zombie' companies people talk about?

Record numbers of you are reading this headline right now

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Happy

Stat's be damned...

There's no better site for fresh news, good articles, El Reg's sense of fun headlines and writing, and of course all the slanted/passionate/strange and vitriolic commentards.... GREAT STUFF

Lynch mob of bankers say they'll stump up cash to take Dell private

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WTF?

Re: follow up

'So "bailing out the banks" amounted to saving 4 banks from the Liquidator.'

So these were upsides/vote winners for Labour? Tosh...

The alternatives at the time you may recall (if you were awake) were simply totally unpalatable - to everyone

Grey Matter cashes in on solving software licensing mysteries

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brains....

Focusing on what you do well is what matters....for Grey Matter...

Amazon-bashed HMV calls in administrators, seeks buyer

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Pint

Re: Surprised it has lasted this long

Spot on Mr C Hill....

Not surprisingly, there's more companies and business models out there running out of tarmac....

Rumors say Dell again thinking of going private

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Happy

When you're public and faced with pressure to increase share value and volume, it does you no favours to find your market suppressed or where what you generally manufacture, produce and sell, no longer provides either, options are limited. It has made gains in changing its focus and may have eyes set on being a considerably different business moving forward. Generating 4bn of profit on 50bn of sales and with no worries of share value or market capitalization sounds just perfect for a private company. Drops in revenue are a killer to publicly quoted companies - period.

HP maintains seat atop wheezing, spavined PC market

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Coat

Obvious

Pretty clear this would happen given the switch to mobiles, iPads, tablets and now 'phablets' - Lot more 'weazing' to be done

Report: Tablets to outsell ALL PCs by 2016

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Unhappy

What???

I'm confused by it all...

2e2 investors pull in bigshot beancounters to pore over books

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Coat

Bad vibes..

Coming off the back of the first article in terms of covenant breach, these new revelations suggest real concern. The positive would be re-engineered debt and some write-off although how suppliers are reacting beyond holding orders is also very important.

Woohoo! UK IT channel insolvencies plunge to pre-credit-crunch levels

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Pirate

Tempered approach...

Let's not celebrate prematurely, Comet hit the rails in Q4 as did many other retail businesses. Here we are in Q1 and Jessops hits the buffers. Next two years will sort out the men from the boys and I can see some medium to larger players in the IT sector toppling over too.... no names of course..

Integrator-reseller 2e2 'broke banking covenant', hits credit buffers

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Holmes

One of the sector's big'Zombies' alas...

A common feature in many large enterprises that have become large as a consequence of acquisitions is generally an onerous bundle of debt further up the ownership chain and pretty hurtful interest rates; this despite the fact the Bank of England rate has remained static and low for some years. That debt is generally secured and will always demand certain financial ratios (covenants) are routinely met.

You might just get away with things for a while if you make a positive operating profit despite onerous interest pushing you into losses; should you make minute profit or move into operating losses before interest kicks in, then you're in a bit of a muddy hole. Credit Insurance cover on 2E2, given the balance sheet position has been limited or indeed declined by some Insurers for soem years now. One way out is to re-work debt repayment arrangements, cut out cost, change management, seek some concession on accrued loan note interests, re-structure, increase the bottom line and maybe sell the business - none is an easy task in the current climate

'Not even Santa could save Microsoft's Windows 8'

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Coat

Holy crap...

Nothing riles the populous more than Microsoft....(mind you, I can see their angle)...!

UK Apple cart Square punched in the wallet as sales, profit fall

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Meh

If revenue drops 15% as a consequence of dropping a large low margin client, your profits should not drop by almost twice this amount. A few more problems methinks, despite the apparent investment in people.

Oracle, Dell, CSC, Xerox, Symantec accused of paying ZERO UK tax

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Flame

Re: Go right ahead...

Stimulating corporate investment is fine but when it shafts you right up the arse given the space you give it, it's time to plug it or more sensibly, restrict it somewhat. This would not force such businesses to stop trading in the UK and anyone that says they would is talking bollocks. UK Gov needs to stop greasing its bum.

This scale of tax evasion is simply corporate greed. I really also want to know why HMRC is so hopeless at tracking this and amounts we lose to VAT and missing trader fraud. They need to get their priorities right

Feeling poor? WHO took all your money? NOT capitalist bastards?

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Unhappy

Nowt new..

ALL Governments lie....

2012 in the channel: The year we sold EVERYTHING as a service

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Coat

What's the odds?

I suspect there is currently a better chance of a return to normality within the Eurozone than a resurgence in HP's fortunes given its current path.

Forget about fondling that slab... within 2 years, it'll fondle YOU

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Coat

Yeah....but

Will it shave or laser the hairs round 'privates' and emit soothing balm and slow massage as a finale? Will it provide the answer as to why some farts smell while others don't?

Taxpayers to cough for Comet staff redundo

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WTF?

Re: A sad day for me...

Incidentally, worth noting too that legal charges/debentures registered in favour of Opcapita companies were 'partially' satisfied' a full week or so before Administrators were appointed.

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Alien

Few things to point out... Opcapita was a 'secured' creditor, ergo it registered legal charges securing the 'loans it was making to the firm, not unlike the banks or any other creditor who felt security would be required given the risk. The galling part for many here is it's a bit much for the parent to secure it's risk in a trading subsidiary but Opcapita uses investors money, not it's own per say.

Administrator's get their fees paid out of recoveries and are guaranteed. Redundancy payments regrettably often fall on the shoulder of the tax-payer.

Surprised about the level of apparent recovery on retention of title. This is a veritable minefield in terms of enforcement.

Schmidt 'very proud' of Google's tiny tax bill: 'It's called capitalism'

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Re: Can see

I'll drink to that..!

Goldman Sachs: Windows' true market share is just 20%

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Re: I hate to admit it, but...

Long Fellow's always get it right..

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Re: @mutatedwombat

Great response. Precise, to the point and entirely accurate. Consumers today are far more relevant than ever in shaping what is produced. Commerce no longer drives the bus.

Microsoft Surface to hit third-party stores on Wednesday

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WTF?

Special New Year deals..

It'll be two for the price of one in New Year sales....

Decision and push is late and not properly thought out, irrespective of any positives or negatives the product has. This has hallmarks of scampering up a slippery riverbank and sliding back to where one started.

Is 'activestor' Icahn circling sickly HP?

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Alien

Re: When hi-tech is run like a corn-flakes company

The art, as ever, is the ability to note change and be willing to adapt, do things differently and even move into areas previously alien to you. Your ultimate goal is to progress but through delivering value to your clients, employees and shareholders irrespective of fluctuations in revenue/profitability goals. Alas, as a publicly listed giant or behemoth such rational movements are anathema and this is where the crux of the matter lies. HP should be either be broken up, taken private or be run by people with an eye on what's coming and not what has been. It's fate, otherwise, is uncertain.

What's the way ahead for Dell storage?

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IT Angle

Time stands still for no-one

Read a good article somewhere recently that traditional major players in storage were suffering given newer and more versatile entrants winning market share.

'HP has just days to cough what it knew about Autonomy'

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Devil

Grunge...

Bit of an HP sauce if you ask me...

Single? Thrill-seeking? Love selling? I've got a top job just for YOU

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Unhappy

Rats..

Saw the headline, thought it was a dating site promotion...

Whitman: HP '100 per cent committed' to Autonomy

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Black Helicopters

Did she mention the word 'execute'?

Don't you just love CEO speeches? Have to add, when I read or hear executives talking about 'executing' (or not as the case may be), I feel the urge to line up a guillotine.

John McAfee 'captured'

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Terminator

This will eclipse Ned Kelly..

Given he's often supposed to be as high as a kite, surprise he just didn't float over the border

Phoenix IT Group tumbles off a cliff: £63m in losses

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Alert

Encountering some very choppy waters and the boat's leaking...!

Moody's slashes HP's credit rating

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Mushroom

Re: "They're Just Opinions"

Have you taken a look a HP's share price movement graph??

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