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Aria Technology loses Court of Appeal bid over £750k VAT dispute

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Mushroom

Out we go then...

Insolvency now guaranteed with new set up. Easy-peasy.

Everything must go as school IT supplier Gaia Technologies' £5.7m debt burden revealed

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Alert

Sure ting....

Warning signs as always were there. All one had to do was take the blindfold off.

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so let's watch for tech sales VAT weirdness through the channel

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HMRC....could do better

In effect, the problem has been around for a number of years and is getting no better. It has extended into other product areas. Brexit happening or not is not relevant.

HMRC have for years fallen back on multiple visits and handing out the same forms expecting this to work. It doesn't. Quite simply, business owners and senior managers have far too much to concentrate on and the way shipments are dealt with today means greater opportunity for fraudsters.

The common identifiers I'm sure are known to HMRC but they fail to educate or correctly advise businesses on how to first identify suspect deals and then do not react quickly enough in shutting down buffer and broker companies in the chain. A simple help desk line where a client can tap in, provide details of suspect deals and get sound advice is what is needed. HMRC would save a fortune in the public purse.

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This is precisely what is needed. HMRC should operate a help line of sorts to take in calls on proposed deals that may or may not be suspect. Simply handing out forms, suspecting MTIC trade and yet taking several years to de-register VAT is never going to be effective.

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Re: Not so much MTIC as trades descriptions...

It's not advertorial of HMRC, it's actually critical of it. HMRC can and should do a lot more than it is (which is woeful).

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Re: An interesting read

Drop ships are commonplace today....a lot of stuff is shifted by the supplier direct to the client as the Reseller simply does not have the capacity to take in, check, and ship out.

UK government buys off Serco lawsuit with £10m bung. Whew. Now Capita can start running fire and rescue

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Devil

Sercrap

Money tree just keeps on giving....

DXC Technology warns techies that all travel MUST now be authorised

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WTF?

Bull shit..

Travel is generally always authorised. This is simply a case of admitting ‘we’re in the mire money-wise so we need to curb costs’. This is usually the first port of call before other cost reduction start rolling in...

Crowdfunded lawyer suing Uber told he can't swerve taxi app giant's £1m legal bill

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FAIL

Well, I gave it a go and......oh bother

Looks like an attempt to have a go at Uber and it’s operations that may well have gone wrong.

Telecoms kit supplier shut down for carrying on work of two firms that had been... shut down

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WTF?

This is getting silly....

I’ve seen this type of behaviour before, many times and quite frankly, Directors should merit far harsher penalties and jail time.

A story of M, a failed retailer: We'll give you a clue – it rhymes with Charlie Chaplin

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Re: Profitability

This is essentially why they simply could not lower their prices to match those of competitors.

Computacenter goes Dutch, picks up Misco's Netherlands biz

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Good buy

Met Misco's Netherlands based business several times many years ago. They were always invariably better run than their UK Parent and because of performance, were left alone to do their thing. This is a good buy for Computacentre and a good result for Misco Netherlands.

RIP... almost: Brit high street gadget shack Maplin Electronics

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Unhappy

Should never have happened...

When you’re saddled with a shit balance sheet and any profit you generate is swallowed up by debt and loan note interest, no amount of bright spark ideas can get you out of a hole when your business needs to change direction. Those very ideas are limited as a consequence of a lack of financial clout and often lead to the cheapest option that rarely delivers.

This is a business with gross margins of around 50% but saddled with a woeful balance sheet, the result of repeated Private Equity investment and lack of real direction.

I once sat in a meeting with non-exec Director representing PE Investors in the funding of an MBO involving a midlands based OEM. He was totally clueless of the business and had no inkling of how important the previous owners had been to it’s success. The result? a second PE investment that subsequently added to the debt and further weakened the balance sheet. When sales stutter in such instances, the writing is on the wall.

Court throws out BT's plans to reduce pension rates

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Precisely. Corporates tend to shower praise on pensions schemes as a recruitment tool but then fuck it up totally when it comes to commitment to pay. Pension holes are simply too enormous to blamed on anything other than mismanagement.

Hold on to your aaSes: Yup, Windows 10 'as a service' is incoming

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WTF?

?...

What is this bollocks?

Credit insurance tightens for geek shack Maplin Electronics

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Meh

Re: You cant have it both ways

Online sales in 2016 were only around13% of total sales. It’s footfall in the high street and management of costs that are the problem. There was a hefty increase in both people and premises costs in 2016 that needs to result in higher sales otherwise the debt becomes more difficult to service.

Misco UK chops majority of workforce, pulls down shutters

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Mushroom

Oh Dear

Insurers react to events, one of which is deteriorating performance and financial instability. Not paying HMRC or suppliers is one aspect of this.

No good blaming credit insurers or HMRC demanding its money. The fault lies in the business itself, the model, its historical trajectory and path and the very nature of what it does.

My experience has always been that businesses bought for just £1 offer just one thing- an opportunity to make some fast money, strip out certain assets and distance parts of the business that may have greater shelf life. Misco, as a brand and a business model is a throw back and cannot change sufficiently to move into new areas and activity.

Future of Misco UK hangs in the balance – sources

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Spot on judgement and assessment....

Dump X of your crew, DXC Technologies UK told. Hundreds face axe again

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Re: Business not coming in then?

Can't help myself DXC sounds so much like 'dicks'

IBM: ALL travel must be approved now, and shut up about the copter

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WTF?

Farcical....

IBM must be having a really shit time...

Channel luvvie Martin Hellawell set to check out of Softcat. Sort of

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Handing over the baton

Martin took the reins of a very successful but almost 'shy' reselling business and helped it break into the limelight. Proud of its roots however, he kept the very same work ethos and this accelerated growth. The tricky bit with any Reselling business is how one takes it beyond 1bn.

Microsoft distie Entatech goes TITSUP

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Stop

Dead end

Was never going to work.....

Northamber's Phillips ponders non-exec role after nearly four decades

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Facepalm

Re: "blessed with some of those unwanted encumbrances of age"

Know all about those myself...but trying to. Hold back the tide isn't one of them.

Trump's 140 characters on F-35 wipes $2bn off Lockheed Martin

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Happy

Gateman cheap...

He could always have a word with his mate Putin... he's bound to have some spare Mig's or Sukhoy's at a nice price deal...!

Are you listening, Mr Trump? World's largest tech distie is now owned by the Chinese

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Mushroom

There's more....

Just wait until the Chines buy big in Vendor/manufacturing land......

Northamber almost strikes cheery note, warns profit a year off

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Meh

Towel throw imminent

Bit like clinging on by fingernails now for some years. Business needs to be sold or become a reseller.

Brexit? No impact at all, chuckles reseller juggernaut

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Pint

Tempered optimism

Great to see Softcat performing well but keeping feet on the ground is a pre-requisite of future sustained growth. Post IPO, certainly in the technology sector, the first two years are more likely to be easier in showing delivery. It gets a lot tougher after that to maintain the same levels of top and bottom line growth, more so consistently.

Rage-making, anxiety-inducing tech distributors: An ode

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Pint

Boom

Well, well, finally, recognition of where things are heading...

Device-as-a-Service to make life simple? Nope

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Mushroom

Arrrrgh

Isn't this just old fashioned rental? What is all this bullshit called device-as-a-service? Enough of these dumb euphemism's...

FT journo roasts channel leaders for spouting bullshit

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Pint

Yeah

I like this woman....totally agree that much of what is said is utter bullshit.

'Too big to fail' cloud giants like AWS threaten civilization as we know it

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Facepalm

Is this a gripe?

Is this a plaintive cry for the old days and a gripe that change is altering the sphere and influence of 'traditional' channel players? Nothing stands still for ever and Manufacturers, Distributors and Resellers surely have a duty to change and evolve or die.

Artificial intelligence will eradicate channel drudgery, says Lenovo boss

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Well....

Get your prices right and rebates won't necessarily have to apply.

That's cold: This is how our boss told us our jobs are at risk, staffers claim

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Meh

Forget it, if you're bought just get what you can.

One thing to learn, when you're taken over by someone else that someone else gives not a jot what value you offered or the service level you delivered.

That someone else's priority is to retain as much of the actual business as it can and shed the excess cost of people in the acquisition; it's really as simple as that in 8/10 cases. Issue is in doing so, they actually retain less than 40% of the business volumes they acquired. Within 3 years of any acquisition, the acquirer will have retained less than 5% of staff acquired.

Best option is to sit and wait for the offer of make the demand to shift early, they always like that.

More Lenovo staffers to be buried in the redundancy pit

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Holmes

Boom

Lenovo, or no love?

Smelly toilets, smokers and the Kardashians. Virgin Media staff grill top brass

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Re: Olip

Is that you Scrooge?

Windows 10 backlash: Which? demands compo for forced upgrades

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Mushroom

Feel like kicking it

It's on my Lenovo and it's shite..... Laptop freezes for no f*****g reason, keyboard suddenly becomes unresponsive, email suddenly decides to close on its own, and it takes f*****g ages to not only download updates but for these to then be installed.

HP Inc's rinky-dink ink stink: Unofficial cartridges, official refills spurned by printer DRM

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Mushroom

I f*****g hate printers

Had an HP printer once and never again.... Had a Lexmark printer once and never again. In the case of the latter, had a conforming substitute Tesco ink cartridge that worked but only until a Lexmark update stopped it functioning.

I consider another rip-off to be the assured number of either colour or black and white prints with each cartridge. It's well below the number assured.

CSC straps another 100 jobs to redundo cannon, lights fuse, walks off

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Re: If CSC are too big now...

A lot lot more of the same ......more headlines for El Reg in future

Want a Dell printer? Unlucky – they've just stopped selling them

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Pint

Good riddance...now for a few more

One less to rip us off on printing

Tech Data to slurp Avnet TS for $2.6 BEEELLLION

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Coat

Here we go again

Compiled a list of UK distributors back in 2010 and I had around 68 names. This has now shrunk by 55%. This mean less choice and further downward pressure on gross margins. Expect more because they simply cannot survive without acquiring currently. Seems that as manufacturers consolidate, so do Distributors.

Dell Tech names regional channel overlords post EMC buy

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Coat

gobble gobble

Usual event when one biggies buys another biggie..the one swallowed suffers most.

Brexit? We have heard of this, says Dixons Carphone CEO

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Meh

Hang on. ...

We've not left yet...

Of supermarkets, Volkswagen and the future of Dell-EMC

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Pint

whoa...

Marked difference between a car manufacturer and Supermarkets that sell product other manufacturers produce to the likes of you and me and two ingrained and competing technology companies merging into one. Expect to see a thorough review of product and lines covered and even a new direction with the usual chopping of overheads.

Ireland taxman: Apple got NO favours from us, at all, at all

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Re: Indeed, Apple is just the biggest target

No fish (or fruit) bigger than Apple...

EU verdict: Apple received €13bn in illegal tax benefits from Ireland

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Mushroom

Re: Particularly interesting...

This was no about head quartering in Ireland - It's about 'special deals' that are forbidden and rightly so. Peeved myself that Microsoft and others seemingly reached 'agreement' with HMRC. This is simply unfair to those that cough up at the correct rates.

Both HPs allegedly axed people just for being old, California court told

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Coat

Re: So what?

Can't wait to see your comment in 15 years time.

Bloody Dell! Is EMC going to drop its logo? Answers on a postcard to Brentford

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Megaphone

Essex? the only way is Middlesex

Brentfords in posher climes than Essex...should read Middlesex my man Reg....

Avnet CEO: Sales down, profits down, but we dumped $70m in cost

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Slurp another...

Expect another 'slurp' as the Reg describes them... Only way this model can keep its head above water

UK tax collectors' IT boss Mark Dearnley steps down

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FAIL

What?

Never got to improve on that 47 minute hold to actually speak to anyone then...

Avnet sees Dätwyler's bid for Raspberry Pi slinger, raises to £868m

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Re: Turkey shoot

Double check the UK taxes...given where acquirer operates from

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