Posts by Pete the not so great

Asus peddles three-in-one smartphone, tablet, netbook

Re: Pen headset

Now that is smart!

Re: so.....

This would be where headset (wired or bluetooth) would be useful.

Playboy, Virgin Galactic tout zero-grav nookie in spaaaaace!

Orbital knocking shop

Oh yeah baby

Samsung punts smartphone with built-in projector

You want the XPhone, search youtube for a video demo

Apple's Chinese labourers get 1.6 per cent of iPad loot - report

Quite right

How else are they going to make those massive margins?

T-Mobile's Full Monty speed 'capped at 1Mb/s'

"one plan" - yes

not according to speedtest.net

I got around 3.7 the other day.

Kung-fu tweeting Carl Douglas wins El Reg prize - with expert timing

I heard it was a Big Mac for one

and a pint, at nearest boozer

IT guy answers daughter's Facebook rant by shooting her laptop

I expect

They've made enough through YT ads to buy a new one.

And why not use a hammer, rather than wasting bullets at $1 a "pop"

Russians drill into buried 20 million-year-old Antarctic lake

Or...

A Starbucks

Scientists weave battery into clothing

Power dressing

has a whole new meaning.

Jackpot: astronomers tag Goldilocks planet

Who's been looking

at my planet.

ENORMOUS BACKSIDE FILMED FROM SPACE in moon flypast

you know...

I'm sure I saw Elvis's house, the no 7 London bus and the missing WW2 bomber.

Paris Metro brings a bit of style to NFC

Board by bonk?

Now there's a U-for-mism if I ever heard one!

Paris H. - well how could I not?

Flag-waving Lego Canuck soars to 80,000ft

Richard Branston...

Must be kicking himself.

O2 apologizes for 'unintended' number-leak cockup

Scripts too

I've heard they also "minify" and mangle JavaScript code.

Top RIM jobs shake-up: Heads roll... but not very far

RIM jobs ???

Shudder

Russia and NASA plan to COLONISE the Moon

When does the first

Starbucks and MacD's open?

Boffins dig up prehistoric popcorn in Peru

just the thing to nibble on...

Whilst watching the sacrifice

Work from home, find a new hobby, buy a fountain - UK.gov

According to that...

I could benefit by £86k a year!

Tiny frog claimed as smallest vertebrate ever

Cool, but

is it crunchy?

Suicidal Foxconn workers talked down from factory roof

Hence the use of words "like" and "sounds"

Thanks for the history & economics lesson tho.

How bad must it be?

If suicide is better than working there? Sounds like Victorian England.

Bit-part actress slings sueball at IMDb over age gripe

She's paid to pretend / lie

That's why they're called actors.

Lenovo outs Ice Cream Sarnie telly

Android TV

Now that's a tablet to large to swallow

Cops cuff rectal shoplifter

RRRRs Bandit?

make a good item for the "refurb" section.

HSBC pinpoints branches with sub-atomic accuracy

What a bunch of Plancks

arf

Apple said to threaten legal action over Steve Jobs doll

Will there be a 7" version

nothing to see here

'Mobiles bake men's balls' bog ad is cobblers - new ruling

just turn of the universe

It's a radio active place.

Jonathan Ive is knighted in New Year Honours list

for services to shiny toys?

No doubt

Bah, humbug! Virgin Media censors Charles D**kens

This is from the company with how many Effing pr0n channels

funny though

Cops seek clues to $1.7m tablet snatch

someone stole 1.7m playbooks?

Bet they can't sell them on

God particle may be within our grasp

You won't say that when your're going to work via wormhole

Smut sirens violate YouTube with saucy .XXX hot dog

Barking mad

I bet

Biology miss punts homemade smut to pupils

Liff / Life

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085959/trivia?tab=tr&item=tr0774703

How apt

Practical biology, shades of John Cleese in Meaning of Liff

Jarmageddon: Marmite spill sparks biohazard threat

I heard the yeastbound carriage way is blocked

Love it

Stonehenge finds hint at rituals far more ancient than the stones

Ancient computer.

Sure it's only what 10 or 20 Megaliths and couldn't run Facebook.

Punters even more dissatisfied by Virgin Media's package

Its cheaper to have the phone line and not use it, due to their bundling.

Boffins one step closer to Terminator vision

What about laser beams

now that would be worth having

Fake doc cuffed in concrete arse shocker

Dunno

That could carry, what 7 or 8 pints.

Mobile operators warned on 'unlimited' data gouging

"Unlimited*"

Is clearly a different word that what what's in the dictionary.

(full marks to three for their one plan, my highest usage in a single month was 11gb)

Enormous orbiting solar raygun power plants touted

just deliver it in

milk bottles

World's first biz computer was British – and sold teacakes

Disaster recovery?

would've been an interesting challenge.

Randy dwarf galaxies are making billions of baby stars

The X factor has stars?

Is Financial services IT in a mess?

Biz driven, no?

IT dept: "to do this, costs £€$ x,xxx,xxx"

Biz: "too mucking futch"

Honda upgrades humanoid robot to SERVE BEER

Is there really a dwarf in there?

hehe

US.gov: We aren't hiding any space aliens

or

We can borrow money.

Pay-by-mobe app spells doom for impulse buyers

did someone say free money?

gimmie

Americans' right to hang fake balls on trucks left dangling

I'd buy a pair but...

Do they have any tesimonials?