Posts by Pete the not so great

Deadly pussies kill more often than owners think

Re: What A Load Of Homo Sapiens Bullcrap !

Or the 42 bus

Re: Biggest thing my cat ever brought in...?

Tres cool indeed, difficult bastards to catch them squirrels.

Re: Do you find...

Same here, often a little "peanut" left on the floor.

Though just this morning, a dead starling on the bedroom floor.

The Higgs boson search continues ... into ANOTHER dimension

Re: Oh.. alright..

Go back and live in your cave then

Watching Olympics at work? How to avoid a £1k telly-tax fine

Aren't laptops battery powered, regardless of being plugged in to the mains

It's just keeping the battery topped up.

E-Cat pitching cold fusion to Australians

Ive got an Antimatter powered egg boiler

No you can't see it.

Slash for cash: boozers' bladders primed for Olympic pee game

should make the

urine test interesting

Trekkie pays £45,000 for rusty shuttle

Garden shed?

Gotta have somewhere to keep the lawn mower.

New UK network touts FREE* mobile broadband

Mass audience

They'll never achieve the numbers

RBS IT cockup: This sort of thing can destroy a bank, normally

Re: One tactic

I once went into a HSBC branch to sort out a credit card limit increase, the guy helpfully phoned India for me.

Branches these days are pension selling retail points and some cash machines.

I use HSBC's First Direct.

Amazon Android App Store to invade Europe

Of course not. You're English types.

<Monty Python>

Ayy tell them ah alrady gat waaan

Foxconn daddy: 'Don't buy Galaxy S III, wait for iPhone 5'

Re: Don't worry iPhone fans

Is that how the owner of said phone contained the conflagration ?

Fatties are 'destroying the world'

What is it they say ?

Inside every fat person there is 2 normal sized people trying to get out.

£CHING: ICANN bags $357m from 1,930 dot-word domains

Re: wtf

.WTF good one!

Ten... Father's Day gifts

Toblerone

That's all I'm getting, same as last year.

Fate of dot-word bids decided by ICANN archery shoot-out

ghost town TLDs

after the rush

1,000 Foxconn iPad workers trash dorms in riot against guards

Prison riot?

no comment

Flying Dutchman creates dead cat quadcopter

Sponsored by Go-Cat

Missed opportunity

82 London Underground stations to get free Wi-Fi for the Olympics

Seems a totally pointless exercise to me

meh

Firm applies for .sucks domain

I've got one...

.goddampunkmotherf***er

*** just in case like

Where will it all end, wont some one think of the children

Sony to bring bog-friendly blowers to Blighty

Re: Speaking of toilets ... there's an app for that

Liveleak? you can share your pish?

It's so you can ...

carry on at your convenience

Milky Way DOOMED to high-speed smash with Andromeda galaxy

I'm out that night

I'll just catch the re-run on Dave.

Re: We need to name this future galaxy

Mr Wilson

PayPal whips out barcode app for high-street glad rags

Put in a PIN

so you can avoid putting in a PIN, cool

Man's car warns of AIR RAID OVER LONDON

Just people stealing MacBooks

Move on

Alain de Botton wants better online smut

Available on the NHS?

NICE

Crooks sell skint fanbois potatoes instead of iPhones

What was the guy's name?

I think he may have won a lottery?

Watchdog bites bar over 'offensive' Facebook ad

Guerilla marketing a its best

The hoh-hah generates more media attention than the ad.

Moon at annual perigee this weekend

Re: All we need is more rain and small tidal surge

A perfect storm?

Killers laugh in face of death penalty threat, say US experts

Just kill everyone

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judge_Death

Google Drive stalls on LAUNCH DAY

not ready for me either

on Win7

Courier mishap sends woman's corpse to shopping club

that happened to me once

And my luggage ended up in Mexico

Cosmic ray source riddle mystery now even more mysterious

Intergalactic soap operas?

Extra-solar enders

Paddy Power website fell at Grand National first fence

I tried to give PP some money...

But my horse died.

Speaking in Tech: Is Instagram really worth $1 BILLION?

WTF is an "instagram" anyways?

First I've heard of it

IT urine bandit fired and charged

that's discrimination that is

Against people who think they're part cat, he was just making his territory.

Condom compartment hidden in iPhone case

Nice

Is there a Viagra pill holder built in too ?

Parents shocked by priestly PowerPoint pr0n

wish I'd been there

Sooooo funny

Reading plays host to live ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE

Re: Reading is Zombie H.Q. all the time, everyday

I was gonna say: could anyone tell the difference, but your is much better.

Pillow purveyor sews up Steve Jobs doll for fans

looks more like Ben Elton

To me

Google to app devs: Use our pay system ... OR ELSE

Are they merging with Apple?

Goople / Appoogle

UK.gov holds summit to stop satnav-driven smash-ups

In exchange for personal data

I get updates, thanks GOOG

Ereader sales to slump as punters snap up cheap slabs – report

shirley, they'll give it away

When you buy a set amount of books

Robot NIGHTMARE sets new leggy-bot speed record

How far / fast will it go...

without those wires?

Asteroid could SMASH INTO EARTH in 2040

Re: The most important thing...

Best freeze him now!

Antibody transistor grabs gold

Can you eat it?

When it fails or is replaced?

Linux PC-in-a-stick to cost coders £139

Who gives a rats patootie

If it is or isn't a PC because of the CPU