Posts by Pete the not so great

Vatican shrugs off apocalypse, fiddles with accounts dept

Re: World ends in two days?

I got a black Clio, does that count?

Forget fluorescents, plastic lighting strips coming out next year

Re: State intervention may well result in de-civilizatory effects

Shirley, when staggering to the loo at 3AM you'd want the bulb to start dimmer, nothing worse than being blinded

The Times offers subsidised Nexus 7s to get subscribers

Re: Even better bargain

John Terry out injured for the last few weeks, Kate Middleton suddenly

pregnant. Coincidence?

'Boson' Higgs: Yes, CERN has seen the coming of the God particle

Dam 'tootin

We'll never get our dark energy powered worm hole generators now.

Real sci-fi space ships coming at last? NASA tests nuclear engine

Re: "i said it all a million times,."

he'll have it hooked up to the washing machine before you can say spin cycle.

Annual reviews: It's high time we rid the world of this insanity

Never mind

It'll be objective setting season soon

Japan firm offers mums-to-be 3D printed unborn infants

Something extra to embarrass junior with

when they bring home their first girl/boy friend

Google, Apple, eBay shouldn't pay taxes - people should pay taxes

Re: Au contraire, Tom 7

If all the ecconomists in the world were lined up in a row, would they even reach a conclusion?

Extreme teleworking: A Reg hack reports from the internet's frontier

Sounds like the Spanish version of the 4 Yorkshiremen

Luxury!

London Underground platform Wi-Fi set to cost £2 daily for many

The way some people are posting

implies that you're only able to use it whilst waiting for a train.

Shirley, when the train you're on pulls into a station you can use it then too? A cheeky email retrieval/article download.

BRITISH BIGFOOT ON LOOSE in Tunbridge Wells

Did it make an appearance...

To vote for police commissioner ?

(Need a Yeti icon)

Skype 3.0 lands on Android tabs, says all your bass are belong to it

Eh?

I must have a tin ear, I couldn't tell the difference

Swedish woman cuffed for sex with skeleton SHOCKER

I heard that some girls like older men...

but this is taking it a little far.

Boss wrong to demote man over anti-gay-marriage Facebook post

The bible says some pretty weird stuff about marriage

but this guy shouldn't have been punished for having an opinion.

Good judgement

Phone users favour Wi-Fi for dataslurp

Not at all at all

On three I get "all I can eat data" 600 minutes and 1000s of text messages.

for £15 a month (sim only)

ROGUE PLANET WITHOUT A SUN spotted in interstellar space

prolly just a speck of dust on the lens

oooh

Goatse.cx opens up again - as an email provider

Great email address

to give to scum-bag recruitment agents :-)

Man, 19, cuffed after burning Remembrance poppy pic is Facebooked

Shirley our granddads fought in theses wars

just so that someone has the freedom to do this sort of thing?

Tomb-raid boffins find golden hoard of the warrior Thracians

Straight down to ca$h 4 gold

letters

Angry Birds Star Wars game review

Another porcine pixellated pogrom

how con I constrain my excitement

Judge denies move to ban ad-skipping DVR

Other than increased volume?

ALIEN DETECTION was SUPPRESSED by the BBC - top boffin

Perhaps they were

writing in to points of view.

Snake-fondling blonde nude punts Polish coffins

hem

one for later

Man who put the manhood into the Speaking Clock dies

Joke doing the rounds....

Died on the third stroke...

Kim Dotcom offers free internet with own submarine cable

yes, but there was an allowance made for Sealand

Verizon staff arrested for stealing customer's nude pics

A picture of some woman in the nip

Oh the humanity

Analyst slams Apple innovation FAIL

bad idea

I've used a HP desktop with a touch screen monitor, keyb and mouse works much better, esp with a windows UI

Brit 4G live TODAY: At last you can bust your data cap in 5 minutes

Re: Data Caps

hooooooooo ee, I take my hat off to you sir

Hackers deface 'sinful' French Euromillions site

Wishful thinking

at least there's a chance of wining the lotto, even if it's vanishingly small.

(there's some good lotto simulators on the web)

Better luck next time Blofeld! Five Bond plot myths busted

The have a licence ....

artistic

Chinese e-cars to turn London cabs green

Power?

How about a sail, powered by Boris's hot air? Or a big key, then Boris could literally be a wind-up merchant.

A hundred Brit IT bods' jobs under threat at Direct Line

Crap

Direct Line were fantastic in the past, when I was rear ended (fnarr fnarr).

I just moved my home insurance over, also 2 cars.

Time to re-think, I think

BBC pulls plug Ceefax ahead of analogue TV's end tonight

I thought it was the bees knees

When I had a VCR that could use the Ceefax TV listings to set a recording.

Facebook says it's LOSING money in the UK ... pays hardly any tax

Re: Losing money?

Calm down dear, it's only a internets comment

Loosing money?

Great way to pay no tax

Serenading mice can sing along if you hum a few bars

Don't tell Simon Cowell

else singing mice will dominate the prime time TV next year.

Archaeologists resume Antikythera Mechanism hunt

I bet Apple ...

Claims it infringes its patents

Amway daddy to flog wireless charging pioneer

Don't forget the toothbrush

Which I've been charging wirelessly for decades

New I-hate-my-neighbour stickers to protect Brits' packages

Re: Oh come on

If you live in London, you could probably answer your front door whilst partaking in said Tom.

McFlurry McMisdemeanour costs Welsh lass McJob

Did her a McFavour

On a similar note, my mate Dave got fired from the dodgems

He's now doing them f'unfair dismissal

Christian footie match ends in almighty brawl

Delusional beliefs?

Like England can win a major tournament

BT gets postcode knickers in twist, plants Shoreditch on Mount Everest

Just 2 chars?

NW1 is ok

New monkey species with massive blue arse found in Africa

Some new punters for

Windows 8 ?

Dutch unleash intelligent robot bins: No ID, no rubbish

Fly Tipping

by JR Hartley

Google skids car insurance comparison engine onto rivals' lawn

Same old same old

meh

Scientists provide a measure of uncertainty

Does that mean...

Heisenberg compensators are on the horizon, or not?

Ballmer predicts 400 MILLION Win 8 Surface and Lumia fumblers

Is that using the Microsoft "prediction" tool?

"52 seconds remaining", that was 3 hours ago.

Google to rent Chromebooks for $30 per month

Pay for?

To have adverts pumped at me? Too mucking futch. I thought Goog's model was the opposite.

Game devs beg UK taxman: Can we pay 30% less?

In a recent survey

100% of people thought that other people should pay more tax.

Saudi royals seek ban on .virgin, .sex, .catholic, .wtf and 159 MORE

I wasn't aware that pr0nography needed encouragement

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