Posts by Pete the not so great

Video games make you NASTY AND VIOLENT

Sounds a lot like those...

Supermarket self service checkout machines.

Is Google really mulling building a US cellphone network? Allegedly, yes

Perhaps ...

they'll make it free, supported by ads

Vodafone to spend £100m on 150 new Brit phone shops

Good news

For all those recently graduated phoneshopologists

Want to see at night? Here comes the infrared CONTACT LENS

Handy...

As my local gov turn off the street lights after midnight.

Ugh! This DUNKABLE wearable tech is REPELLENT

Waterproof kindle?

Last stand of the paper back ?

Barclays warns freelance techies of DOUBLE DIGIT rate cut

Well they (probably) wont be going to RBS

no comment

Top UK e-commerce sites fail to protect 'password' password-havers from selves

StrawBadgersElephanttrunxStiltskinPotatoes

Damm, I just gave away my internet banking password

Microsoft's JavaScript challenger nears 1.0, wins Visual Studio love

Re: @ Anonymous Bullard (was: Developer's introduction)

Luxury!! We had to chisel our code into stone, that was when computers ran at 0.5 Megaliths.

Fandroids get their very own PERVY SMUT browser

If it were developed in Russia

Would it be called Jerkov ?

You’re NOT fired: The story of Amstrad’s amazing CPC 464

Amstrad Towers

is now a Premier Inn, so you to can kip in the "boardroom"

Three-yaarrgh! Major UK mobile network's data goes down

Re: I'm Brian, and so's my wife.

Brianetta post op?

it got me, but it's back now

aaa

Hubble 'scope snaps 600-LIGHT-YEAR-wide pic of star-spawning nebula

Now thats what I call a ...

a power cloud!

Sky rapped over PREMATURE SEXY CONDOM ad

What my shed got to do with it?

With DVRs it'll most likely be viewed another time.

OMG, like, TOTES AMAZEBALLS: Facebook made me fall into SHARK INFESTED SEAS

At least she appologised

If it was a 'merkin they'd probably sue because the pier wasn't long enough.

Microsoft's EAT-your-OWN-YOUNG management system AXED

HR are idiots.

Who knew?

Which Who to view? Pick one from two: Doctor Who twin trailers hit the interwebs

Here we go again

How many times can you save the universe?

World's first 3D-printed metal gun 'more accurate' than factory-built cousin

If HP make the cartridges

it'll be cheaper to just buy the thing.

FREEZE, GLASSHOLE! California cops bust Google Glass driver

Dam these cars for

distracting drivers from using their tech

Boffins build BEELLION-YEAR storage medium

start encoding those

Dr Who episodes

Former Microsoftie in AUTOMATIC BEER MAKER funding plea

Combine it with a teasmaid

Perfect wake up accompaniment

A £30,000, 295bhp 4G MODEM?!? Must be the Audi S3 Quattro, then

Just wait...

for the self drive update

Redmond expands fanboi trade-in program to include iPhones

Crap exchange rate

I'd expect 5 times that rate in MS$

Thorium and inefficient solar power? That's good enough for me

Re: Slightly fruity comparison

Indeed, the universe is a radioactive place, where's the off switch?

Shopping list for Tesco: Eggs, milk, bread, tablets (the £60 7in Android kind)

Should be free*

*to customers who spend a couple of £ks on groceries in a year.

E-book him! Entire Judge Dredd back catalogue gets iDevice treatment

drokking awsome

I can take the law into my own hands!

It'd be a crime not to

take a peek

Tell me why I don't like Moon days: Bob Geldof heads into SPAAACE

In space

no one can hear Bob Geldof

BAN THIS SICK FILCH: Which? demands end to £1.50-per-min 'help' lines

I've used WeQ4u, with varying sucess

(yes the dragon's den, 1% bloke)

Wrist SLAP: Samsung Galaxy Gear smartwatch hands-on

Is it water proof?

Not much fitness use if not.

Cameron demands Brits BOYCOTT angry-troll-infested websites

Re: Just Say No...

but, but , (as the saying goes) most accidents happen at home

Google lifts skirts, reveals Play All Access to UK market

Re: UK vs Euro pricing

Dam tootin', they should charge £7.234623746328746328746

Fitbit Flex wristband: What to wear out when wearing yourself out

I don't get it, if you don't want to buy one then don't, if you do, then do.

'The Apprentice' is a load of old codswallop, says biz prof

The whole format is redundant, when's Dragon's den back on?

German engineers demo ROBOT APE

Does it do...

The Balmer?

Google staffing boss: Our old hiring procedures were 'worthless'

Great answers to that most stupid of questions...

What's your biggest weakness....

Kryptonite!

or

Honesty.

Interviewer: I don't consider that a weakness.

I don't give a fcuk what you think.

Speech-to-text drives motorists to distraction

Humans are easily distracted? Who knew. Bring on the self driving car.

Boffins fire up old dish to send interstellar SMS

Can you lend us £$€100,000,000,000,000,000,000.10 - Please

Cisco and iRobot build videoconferencing robot for remote workers

Re: Stick a plunger on the front and say "exterminate!"

remote plumber! nice you should send that in!

and it can vacuum the carpet at the same time

even the cleaners can remote in, what's not to like?

Is this the first ever web page? If not, CERN would like to know

I'm sure I saw a ..

Like button on it

Science of the lambs: Boffins grow GLOW-IN-THE-DARK sheep

is this....

A viable replacement for lightbulbs?

Irish Senator suggests net users register passport and IP address

ArseBiscuits

Polititards!

Twenty classic arcade games

Ahh, thems were the days

Galaxian, Phoenix, Asteroids and one I cant remember the name of but it's catchphrase was "Downtown humanoid"

DHS bigwig 'adamantly opposed' to degree fetishism

sounds like a requirement for

(safe for work)

http://thunderwoodcollege.com/

The cheap 3D craft pen that scribbles over 3D printing hype

Re: > This pen would be a pain in the butt to use

Must be the Ann Summers version

Higgs data shows alternate reality will SWALLOW UNIVERSE

Re: When bubbles collide!

I quite like a nice 45° myself.

Is social networking good for anything more than cat pics?

Wanna be linked in buddies?

LOL

Waiter! There's a phone in my soup

Next product..

The iRinal, pee and chat at the same time (not that it stops some people already)

McDonalds burger app gives it to you straight from the horse's mouth

Hambergers...

Is an anagram of "Shergars bum"