* Posts by Old_JP

6 publicly visible posts • joined 3 Oct 2011

Broadcom to divest VMware's end-user computing and Carbon Black units

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Re: Get your popcorn ready

Started already in Ireland - 360 jobs going in the new year from the Cork operation

Share your 2024 tech forecasts (wrong answers only) to win a terrible sweater

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CyberTruck a resounding success

CyberTruck achieves world domination, replacing the Hilux as the de rigueur choice for terrorists world wide - just need to sort out those pesky desert charging stations...

Apple’s facial recognition: Well, it is more secure for the, er, sleeping user

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Get the bullets right!

Its a Magic bullet nor Silver bullet - just saying......

Incoming comet will probably miss Mars, says NASA

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Pint

If it hits it's gonna be big

It is widely accepted that the Chixculub crater was caused by an impact of a commet/asteroid just 10KM in diameter and that pretty much did it for the Dinosaurs and changed Earths climate dramtically. Given mars is approx 50% the size of the earth, and the 50km estimate of this comet, if it hits mars is gonna know about it big time!

Belgian buccaneers invade Rockall

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Happy

Well that puts me in me places doesn't it :-)

Always happy to be corrected

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Facepalm

The WORLD's remotest outcrop???

Thats exagerating a tad.... I'm sure there's a few more "outcrops" which are a tad more remote... of course it's all relative to where you're standing at the time....