* Posts by DJO

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Euro police forces infiltrated encrypted phone biz – and now 'criminal' EncroChat users are being rounded up

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Re: So...

Not oligarchy, the word you wanted is "tyranny".

One does not simply repurpose an entire internet constellation for sat-nav, but UK might have a go anyway

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Re: Why Galileo?

Can you guess why we are excluded from Galileo?

One country insisted that only members of the EU should be allowed full access.

No prizes for guessing which country.

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"Government pledge"

Ha-fucking-ha.

The current government has failed to keep a single promise or pledge.

It's the tried and tested "Tory way", make a big announcement and get lots of favourable press from their tame poodles at the Mail, Telegraph, Sun etc, Blow a few million to a tame "consultant" who will tell them exactly what they wanted to hear and then do absolutely nothing.

Anybody remember "The Great Nothern Forest"? £13m to a consultant and then, fuck all.

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Just like Johnson was held to account for wasting over £1billion on failed vanity projects when he was the mayor of London.

The Tories have quietly defanged every authority that could have any power to hold them to account for their incompetence.

Brit police's use of facial-recognition tech is lawful, no need to question us, cops' lawyer tells Court of Appeal

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Re: This will suck

Or for almost any innocent PoC who happens to be close.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2020/jun/28/black-teenager-on-family-cycle-ride-injured-during-aggressive-police-arrest

Here's a headline we'll run this century, mark our words: Alien invaders' AI found on Mars searching for signs of life

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That's a bit unfair to cetaceans

Ex-barrister reckons he has a privacy-preserving solution to Britain's smut ban plans

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"High art" has always shown a lot more flesh than is strictly naturalistic, sculptors in antiquity knew a bit about "anatomical accuracy" too and while the gods would have modest robes, the goddesses always seem to have some degree of wardrobe malfunction, odd that.

Art historians can get a bit snooty about calling art porn, but in it's day some of it certainly was and was sold as such.

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I've seen daguerreotypes that suggest porn has been around a little bit longer than that.

Korean boffins build COVID-bot to shove a swab right up your hooter

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Re: That's how the test works...

Have to be an extra long Q-tip, the cerebellum is at the back, the front part is the cerebrum, I think the temporal lobe would be the target if attacked through the nose with a weaponised Q-tip.

Hey NYPD, when you're done tear-gassing and running over protesters, can you tell us about your spy gear?

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A contract or NDA is not enforceable if adhering to it would mean breaking the law.

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Re: Pederson case still open

All those fires.

Strangely once the police stopped throwing flash bombs and flares all over the place the fires stopped breaking out.

I'm not saying the police deliberately started fires but those fireworks don't just go out as soon as the police want and one rolling under a car could easily rupture the fuel line.

The girl with the dragnet tattoo: How a TV news clip, Insta snaps, a glimpse of a tat and a T-shirt sold on Etsy led FBI to alleged cop car arsonist

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Re: Thoroughly deserved

Please enlighten us.

Can you keep a secret about the Antifa organisation?

Here goes, keep it to yourself:

Antifa does not exist.

Many groups are labelled as Antifa or Anti-Fascist, including I suppose the US & UK military but there is no controlling body. Totally invented by the right as a handy bogey to scare the masses.

Only true boffins will be able to grasp Blighty's new legal definitions of the humble metre and kilogram

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Re: British football pitches

As I recall "Australian Rules Football" is a misnomer, I understand there is only one rule and that is "No weapons without prior agreement"

You know Facebook has an image problem when major nonprofits start turning down donations over political lies

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"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it"

That applies to opinions and personal philosophy, lies are not protected speech.

There is no god given or amendment given right to lie, dissemble or mislead without repercussions.

Smart fridges are cool, but after a few short years you could be stuck with a big frosty brick in the kitchen

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Re: It's smart money

Once IoT is firmly established in the average household, guess what, the services will require a subscription.

White goods manufacturers have seen how the software industry migrated from selling to renting and they want that some of that continuous income too, IoT is a way to gain a foothold.

Ooo, a mystery bit of script! Seems legit. Let's see what happens when we run it

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Re: Last time my car stalled...

With vampires "perished" is not the same as "dead", she may well come back.

Don't panic: An asteroid larger than the Empire State Building is flying past Earth this weekend but we're just fine

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Re: Aten-class?

Doesn't have to be solid, a Dyson sphere would be even bigger at about 2 AU in diameter but would appear solid to the eye.

That assumes a star like ours, if it was a red dwarf in the middle the Dyson would be much smaller, 1AU would probably be too big if you wanted 15ºC to 25ºC at the surface.

Spending watchdog doubts UK is capable of managing Brexit and coronavirus info campaigns at the same time

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And?

What I don't understand is why is anybody surprised.

Boris has always been a self-serving incompetent fool, not stupid but nowhere near as clever as he thinks he is and now he's so far out of his depth he needs a life-guard, which is why Cummings won't be sacked.

Trump issues toothless exec order to show donors, fans he's doing something about those Twitter twerps

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Re: Worst American president ever

The USA has solved the deaths problem with a system that doesn't count the all deaths accurately

That'll only work for a little while, the benchmark is comparing the average total death rate for the preceding few years with the current total death rate, the difference can be attributed to C-19 and related issues.

Very difficult to conceal the total number of deaths even if you do fudge the cause of death.

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Re: Worst American president ever

No, #2.

The USA has about 5 times our population but only 3 times as many deaths - Go UK, leading the world in pointless deaths.

Dude, where's my laser?

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Re: Well, they made some progress, eventually....

You forgot to include that the drone was painted in the optimum colour for absorption of the laser used.

Not Chrome plated or covered in tiny ablative corner reflectors which is what'll happen if DEWs enter service.

Rogue ADT tech spied on hundreds of customers in their homes via CCTV – including me, says teen girl

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Re: "ADT failed to monitor consumers’ accounts"

so all it takes is one rogue ADT tech breaking the rules

No, all it takes is ADT to design a system where abuse is both possible and able to remain undetected.

Yes you are going to get "bad players" but surely we all know that, you know that, I know that, ADT know that so it is inexcusable for them not to have taken that into account when designing their systems.

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Re: "ADT failed to monitor consumers’ accounts"

but they are jointly responsible.

But they are wholly responsible for allowing it to happen in the first place and not having protocols to prevent and detect abuse of their system, for that alone they should burn.

But this is in the USA so it'll drag on for years, the 220 families will get a token payment and a "truly sincere" apology while the lawyers will get new yachts.

You know this Land of the Free thing, yeah? Well then, why allow the FBI to trawl through America's browsing history without a warrant?

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Re: Sorry Trumpetsters, there is this thing called the CONSTITUTION

Donald Trump, Donald Trump, Golfing through the Glen

Donald Trump, Donald Trump, With his crooked men

They rob from poor and give to the rich

What a bitch, What a bitch, What a bitch.

Apologies to Carl Sigman

Feel free to expand, I'm sure there's material for dozens of verses.

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Re: land of the free...

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. (George Santayana-1905)

I'll guarantee not a single US Republican senator or congress-critter has read "The History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire" (or if they did they failed to understand the relevance).

If they had, the USA might not be the disaster we currently have unfolding before our eyes.

Nineteen mysterious invaders from another Solar System spotted hanging around the outside edge of ours

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Re: Social Distancing

Oops, my mistake, I used AU instead of Earth - Moon.

The correct distance is a tad over 3 GigaOsmans

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Re: Social Distancing

Roughly 1.2 TeraOsmans

Star's rosette orbit around our supermassive black hole proves Einstein's Theory of General Relativity correct

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Re: Wow

Hydro-electric is a steam engine powered by the Sun

Nicely put, an excellent analogy - wish I thought of it first.

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Re: Wow

Tidal lagoon hydro-electricity is using gravity.

In the same way as hydroelectric does. It uses gravity as a tool to get at the potential energy it is not directly tapping gravity which is what the OP was suggesting.

Gravity is a function of mass, it cannot be "consumed". As long as the mass is constant the gravitational attraction is constant so it cannot be an energy source.

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Re: Wow

If we ever want unlimited free energy, we really need to harness gravity

No, it doesn't work like that. The only way to harness gravity is things like Hydroelectric where gravity is used to get the potential energy out.

Getting energy directly from gravity is the same as getting energy from a stationary permanent magnet; perpetual motion and the universe does not allow that.

However (in physics there's always a "however") should we ever work out how to do anti-gravity then all bets are off.

Where's the best place to add Mentos to Diet Coke for the most foam? How big are the individual bubbles? Has science gone too far?

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Doing the hard way

Don't they have low pressure chambers in America?

By climbing a mountain to do this it's tricky to split the effects of lower air pressure and lower gravity at altitude, a pressure chamber would eliminate one of the variables.

Tinfoil hat brigade switches brand allegiance to bog paper

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Re: Copper foil

Cupronickel, bronze, and brass surfaces as bactericides can be almost as effective as copper

True but there's also the frequency of contact with coinage to consider. 100 years ago it was cash or nothing, maybe a cheque if you were posh. Now with electronic transfers, credit & debit cards, pay pal and other similar schemes people can go for days without ever touching a coin.

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Re: Copper foil

Wondering about that.

Both silver and copper have anti-bacterial and anti-viral properties, back in the days of Spanish flu coinage was still copper & silver so most people would be handling one or both metals daily.

Now with cupro-nickel instead of silver and plated steel instead of copper people don't receive that benefit. Also many hospitals used to have copper door knobs which helped in restricting the spread of infections - it was years before they worked out why modern hospitals with automatic doors or shiny chrome plated door knobs had a slightly higher infection rate to older hospitals.

European electric vehicle sales surged in Q4 2019 but only accounted for wafer-thin slice of total car purchases

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Re: Still not convinced

Hydrogen is probably the worst possible fuel imaginable, apart from containment issues which are a nightmare you have to get the damn stuff from somewhere, yes it's the most abundant element in the universe but here on the Earth almost all of it is chemically bound to other elements.

Currently there are 2 industrial scale ways to make it:

Electrolysis, really inefficient and the power has to come from somewhere.

Catalytic breakdown of natural gas, produces just as much CO2 as burning the gas and needs a lot of energy because the reaction (with super-heated steam) needs to run hot.

OK so you've got your gas made, you now need to compress it and guess what, that uses a shit load of energy.

There is research ongoing for biological production of Hydrogen but scaling that up will be tricky.

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Still not convinced

I don't think electric cars are the future of transportation, they have their place but it's not at the top of the sales chart.

Biofuel would seem a better but, more specifically the new second generation biofuels which use agricultural waste instead of food as feedstock like the first generation (mis)used.

As I see it a big obstacle to wide scale adoption of electric cars is that a lot, possibly the majority, of homes in the UK do not have parking close enough to the house for a safe power lead and we really don't have the generating capacity for really widespread adoption. Also biofuels can use the existing petrol & diesel infrastructure which would save billions in costs.

Also as soon as electric cars make a noticeable dent in the duty the exchequer collects on fuel, they will introduce a mileage tax or some similar way to recoup the lost income which will remove a major incentive driving the sales of electric cars.

US prez Donald Trump declares America closed to those flying in from Schengen zone over coronavirus woes

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Re: Well

And the tests will be conducted using the Magic Mystic Trumpian Dowsing Rod ($35,000 at all major retailers), just wave it over the head of the patient to telepathically get the verdict.

The Reg produces exhibit A1: A UK court IT system running Windows XP

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Hitching a ride on the Gravy Train

£600,000 payment to Vodafone described as "cost of providing secure Virtual Private Network to 2,000 Windows XP

£300 per lappy for VPN support? They could buy 2,000 new W10 laptops for less than that.

Good luck pitching a tent on exoplanet WASP-76b, the bloody raindrops here are made out of molten iron

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Apologies to Burt Bacharach

Raindrops keep burning through my head

And that does mean my eyes will be melting and turning red

Frying's not for me

'Cause I'm never gonna stop the rain by complaining

Because I'm free

Lounging on Wasp 76b

Grab a towel and pour yourself a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster because The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is 42

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the passing of time only accelerates as you get older.

I've long been convinced that ones perception of time is directly proportional to ones age, so a day for a 5 year old will seem 10 times as long as it would to a 50 years old.

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So it goes

Heard the first episode on a crappy tranny radio

Next day I bought a stereo tuner.

If it's Goodenough for me, it's Goodenough for you: Canuck utility biz goes all in on solid-state glass battery boffinry

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Re: Still a problem though

Gimmie a "B"

Gimmie a "U"

Gimmie a "L"

Gimmie another "L"

Gimmie a "S"

Gimmie a "H"

Gimmie an "I"

Gimmie a "T"

what's that spell?

Searching all 300 billion trillion pages on the interwebthingy, this forum is the only place that formula can be found.

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Re: Still a problem though

"I'm Graphics Artist. Not a Chemist!"

Obviously.

If you have been told all this by a chemist, he's trolling you. 250K is the current limit for superconductors. An improvement to say 275K would be massive news all over the physics world.

One at 453K would be the biggest science news for decades. It's not been news, not a tiny hint anywhere, not even a discredited rumour, nothing, nowt, not a peep - except for you.

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Re: Still a problem though

Hi, me again..

It's obvious you have no idea of what you are going on about because of (at least) 2 obvious and glaring mistakes:

"180 Degrees Celcius or 453.15 Degrees Kelvin"

You cannot introduce accuracy on unit conversion, you should say "453 Kelvin"

Nobody ever would say "Degrees Kelvin", it is just "Kelvin" - It's an SI unit, there is no room for personalisation.

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Re: Still a problem though

No, you gave me junk,.

Yttrium Copper Garnet Gallium Nitroxide Ceramic

Nitroxides are cyclic radicals which are completely unsuitable for ceramics, they would break down long before the ceramic was formed.

Garnet isn't even a chemical, it's a group of gemstones, the most common ones are:

Almandine: Fe3Al2(SiO4)3

Pyrope: Mg3Al2(SiO4)3

Spessartine: Mn3Al2(SiO4)3

Th only common bit is the silicate part, silicates are not among the chemicals known to superconduct at any temperature, much the opposite in fact, silicates are insulators.

This forum is not the place for fantasy chemistry, people here know far too much.

The current superconducting record is lanthanum hydride (LaH10) at 250K

This bit made me laugh:

Full free electron flow (aka a Superconductor!) from 10 degrees Celcius (or 283.15 Degrees Kelvin) to 180 Degrees Celcius or 453.15 Degrees Kelvin

A minimum temperature for a superconductor? What happens if it's too cold?

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Re: Still a problem though

Sorry but you are wrong.

Anybody with a superconductor that works up to 180C would have a fleet of gold Ferraris as a superconductor working nearly boiling point would solve a million problems from energy storage and transmission to efficient motors, levitating trains and, well, everything.

A 180C superconductor would be world breaking news, Nobel prizes guaranteed. Such news has not broken therefore it didn't happen.

TBH a superconductor at 180K is pretty damn impressive and that's where the work is now.

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Re: Still a problem though

Interesting but no cigar.

You got the temperature units wrong, it's not "10 C to 180 C" but "10 K to 180 K", 273 degrees cooler.

Pretty good for a superconductor, liquid Nitrogen temperatures but certainly not room temperature.

One for the super rich fanbois: Ultra-rare functional Apple-1 computer goes on auction

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Re: How do they know it's real?

All chips have the manufacture date printed on them. Sourcing vintage components while not impossible is no easy task.

I suppose it'd be possible to remove the chip markings and reprint them but for that to be 100% convincing would be well beyond the capabilities of most people.

After 16 years of hype, graphene finally delivers on its promise – with a cosmetic face mask

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Re: Graphene

You want a Carbon fibre car? No problem, McLaren or Lamborghini will be happy to help which is of course the problem, Carbon fibre is still expensive to produce and hard to work with and that's not likely change significantly in the near future.

It has revolutionised racing bicycles and is gaining a foothold in many high performance applications.

Carbon fibre for houses is an amazingly bad idea, the stuff burns and is very light, nobody wants a house that will take off and blow away in a mild breeze.

As for Fusion being perennially 50 years away, it does seem to be coming down slowly, not much but I've heard estimates of 20 to 30 years away and the current research does look promising.

Apple checks under the couch for $500m in spare change, offers it to make power-throttling gripes disappear

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Re: $93m in “Reasonable Attorney Fees”

In theory the rates are very high so they can afford to take speculative or pro bono work.

Another case where theory and reality are seldom (if ever) the same.

Password killer FIDO2 comes bounding into Azure Active Directory hybrid environments

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Re: How's It Hanging?

Depends where you work.

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