Re: I’d like a car
Google: of course, sir. I’ll just add your car to the forward, reverse, left and right groups. I’ll just add you to the 50 mph group too. That’ll be £10 a month plus some odd usage fee for every mph you go over 28mph but we won't tell you exactly how we work that out. The sat nav will ensure you see all our ads and tell us everything you do and everywhere you go and all the conversations you have while you're in it; we may decide to sell that information to anyone and you can't disable it. If we don't completely own the car market in a few months time we may decide to make it so your car won't work any more.