* Posts by Jamie Jones

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This is node joke. Tor battles to fend off swarm of Bitcoin-stealing evil exit relays making up about 25% of outgoing capacity at its height

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Re: I continue to be surprised

You're right, and for those reasons, EV certificates are dead. https://www.troyhunt.com/extended-validation-certificates-are-really-really-dead/

NASA to stop using names like 'Eskimo Nebula' and 're-examine' what it calls cosmic objects

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Re: Stop calling me Welsh!

Yeah! That'll teach ya!

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Stop calling me Welsh!

"Welsh" means either:

1) Not honouring a debt.

2) A foreigner.

Now, unless you are Welsh yourself, stop using such an offensive word to describe us, or I'll come over to your country, and never pay back the money I borrowed!

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Re: Goodnews

When I was in school, we did Shakespeare in English classes and drama classes, independently, but roughly at the same time.

Whilst the English classes were stuffy, our drama teacher always highlighted and explained all the rude jokes, and double entendres, which made the class much more interesting.

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Re: What's next?

I know your sort.... All us 44132EB8810As look the same, right?

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Spitting image foresaw this!

https://youtu.be/pHp9Cakv2Fg

Pay ransomware crooks, or restore the network? Guess which way this city chose after weighing up the costs

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Re: I wonder if...

Surely they will need to rebuild and sanitise their network anyway if there's bern an intrusion?

Apple's at it again: Things go pear-shaped for meal planner app after iGiant opposes logo

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Re: Here's a test

Even worse, they're not even in the computer market. They sell... fruit.

If anything, apple should lose their name for misappropriation of a term outside their field...

Or, if they think an apple looks too similar to a pear, they shouldn't have used what they obviously see as a generic icon in the first place.

Google to pull plug on Play Music, its streaming service that couldn't beat Spotify, in favour of YouTube Music

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Re: I've just uploaded my music collection to...

All available here... https://archive.org/search.php?query=goon+show&and[]=subject%3A%22The+Goon+Show%22

Amazon gets green-light to blow $10bn on 3,000+ internet satellites. All so Americans can shop more on Amazon

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They better not fly above MY house!

'I'm telling you, I haven't got an iPad!' – Sent from my iPad

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Re: Every time

At a previous job, way back in the large 90's, I was informally running the sites web proxy. Chatting casually to one unit manager one day, I told him that porn is being looked up all the time.

I had to log requests, but I didn't view or act on them - that's up to corporate, and if they flagged an access from my proxy, I'd have to pass them whatever relevant logs I had.

Fortunately, in the years I was doing this, this NEVER happened. But invariably I'd be debugging/tracing, and I'd see the contents of the log.

He was curious to what was logged, so I offered to show him.

Back in my office, I had only run a tail on the log file for a minute when some dodgy porn site popped up.

"See?", I said. There's porn all the time..

"Who's PC is that?"

"Hang on..." (looks up address) "Errm, it's yours!"

This was one case where someone could not be accused of lying when he protested his innocence!

It turned out that as he was away on his lunch break, one of his staff used his faster PC for his staff break!

Fortunately, he was a chilled sort of guy, and nothing was ever made official, but the staff member concerned got an embarrassing talking to!

Face masks hamper the spread of coronavirus. Know what else they hamper? Facial-recognition systems (except China's)

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American (and now English) "patriots"

Whenever a trumptard has commented about masks being against his constitutional rights (presumably like speeding, drink/dtiving, murder etc.) I've explained that the whole "anti-mask" movement is actually a conspiracy started by the deep-state, because their America-wide network of hiddrn cameras can't track people wearing masks, and that Trump is only going along with it as he's being blackmailed.

TAKE BACK YOUR RIGHTS - WEAR A MASK!

See you after the commercial breakdown: Cert expiry error message more entertaining than the usual advert tripe

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Re: the number of people dying in their bed

Also, it's important to name your children! It greatly increases their chance of dying horribly if you don't!

You may that most people have names, but the number of times it's reported that "A man, who has not been named, was found shot yesterday", or "A couple, who have not been named, died in a car crash yesterday."

KEEP YOUR CHILDREN SAFE - GIVE THEM NAMES!

SoftBank: Oi, we paid $32bn for you, when are you going to strong-Arm some more money out of your customers?

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Re: IMHO $32B is not reasonable

Maybe it's Warren Buffet you're replying to!

UK government marks 'at least' £115m for new Brexit systems against backdrop of chequered IT project history in customs and border control

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Re: Winter is coming

I agree entirely, and I'm doing the same. The shortage due to panic over covid.... We ain't seen nothing yet!

I don't know yet what to do with all my savings. I'm wondering whether to move to a savings account in dollars...

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At least it's not Farage: https://youtu.be/txY6JmP9ULg

But we still have to watch out for Mogg :-( https://youtu.be/-j_CxQFziFU and Johnson https://youtu.be/Z1vtJcXamSc

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To be fair to brexitters....

To be fair to brexitters, whilst we haven't yet found the magic unicorns, it does now seem that the government has found the magic money tree.

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Re: Preparation

Len, the government didn't want the brexitters to know the truth until as late as possible.

If they'd been honest from the start, they'd have never got it passed... How many of those in Ashford would have voted Tory last year if they knew the lorry park was coming?

They needed the hard-of-thinking to be in the dark for as long as possible, and now finally some of them are getting a clue, the government are now gaslighting by telling us that they told us all along that due to brexit, people would lose jobs, and the NHS would face cuts:

Video here: https://www.indy100.com/article/andrea-leadsom-no-deal-brexit-job-losses-tory-leadership-video-8950416

Silly us, that £350 million on the side of the bus must have been the government telling us of the cuts.

Evil, evil bastards, the lot of them.

After huffing and puffing for years, US senators unveil law to blow the encryption house down with police backdoors

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While they're at it....

Can we finally make PI equal to exactly 3? They've been faffing about this one for years, but now the time is right...

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Crazy...

Definitely living LAEDA loco....

[ sorry ]

Tech firms, come to Blighty! Everything is brill! Brexit schmexit, Galileo schmalileo

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Re: Hey Mr Psycho stalker downvoter

Cheers!

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Hey Mr Psycho stalker downvoter

I see you're back.. You seemed to stop for a few days - perhaps you were taking your meds then.

Just to encourage you to continue, DOWNVOTE THIS YOU SAD TWAT!

Internet Society, remember your embarrassing .org flub? The actual internet society would like to talk about it

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Re: Sod ISOC and PIR

Yeah, you're right.

Cheers

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Sod ISOC and PIR

.org should have been (and still should be) taken away and handed over to a new custodian.

Since when did they "own" .org anyway?

Let them do whatever sham internal investigations they want - it will be something to do to fill up the extra free time they'll have!

On a similar vein, the UK government should reassign *.uk to someone else to - a non-profit that can "encourage" responsible use of the domains, rather than adding dubious domains that confuse the DNS structure, just to make money.

"Uk" belongs to the UK not nominet.. Boris? When you finish doing nothing about Cummings, and sod all effective about coronavirus (England, prepare yourself for second wave / lockdown #2 in 4 weeks time, all because of early rule relaxing designed to shift attention away from Cummings eye-drive test), take back this public asset and reassign it. If it helps, Cummings told me to tell you. Oh yeah, and where is the Russia dossier?

Former UK Labour deputy leader wants to know how the NHS's contact-tracing app will ensure user privacy

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Isn't he the one who said the app is working well through testing, and will be launched soon?

Internet blackout of Myanmar States that are home to ethnic minorities enters second year

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Ahhhh. You got me..I can't think of a witty response either!

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You can't take another road if no other roads exist!

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Re: And others

Why is he denying that the tik-tok/k-pop people affected his rally attendance? Surely it's the perfect excuse he can use to justify why only 6,000 nutters turned up.

Bloke rolls up to KFC drive-thru riding horse-drawn cart only to be told: Neigh

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It happened in Swansea 10 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRo2WsH6TbE

Google isn't even trying to not be creepy: 'Continuous Match Mode' in Assistant will listen to everything until it's disabled

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Re: Oh mighty one...

Goddle?

Customers of Brit ISP Virgin Media have downloaded an extra 325GB since March, though we can't think why

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Good point.. Even his "Jekyll" account would have suffered that!

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You have the same name! (first name AND surname - even the spelling)

I thought this might just be the sane account.... Your Jekyll to bombastics Hide!

Dare I ask why "maximum" ?

cheer, J

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You're in the UK? So you're not actually "Bombastic Bob"? !!

Someone got so fed up with GE fridge DRM – yes, fridge DRM – they made a whole website on how to bypass it

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Re: Please correct me if I am wrong but...

My appliances resent that designation!

My fridge/freezers keep everything cold to the correct temperature, automatically switching on and off when required. They don't need software patches, and the fridge even puts a light on when you open the door!

Dumb, they are not!

An Internet of Trouble lies ahead as root certificates begin to expire en masse, warns security researcher

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Re: start using DANE and CA if you must

For obvious reason, the CA's have been against DANE. Hopefully now we have "Let's Encrypt" giving free cerfiticates, their hostility will be reduced.

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Re: hopefully a response from the industry to start fixing stuff

Thanks for that link - I've bookmarked it, and every time someone I know expresses interest in some "IoT" cloud product, I'll send it to them.

There is no way that all use of this device should depend on some third party server.. I'm guessing the device connects to their server and you connect to the same server, to avoid NAT/firewall restrictions, but that shouldn't have anything to do with local use - local recording / local control over wifi from the app.

Even the outgoing bit should be configurable in cases like this, so a third party, or somone who knows what they are doing could keep it working. I find it hard to believe that they can justify the hard coding of this, and the intentional bricking of a device.

Belkin have been added to my shit list.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes: UK man gets 3 years for torching 4G phone mast over 5G fears

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Re: why vital?

I still remember my first girlfriends (parents) phone number... I don't know ANY of the numbers of girlfriends since.

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Re: He used the wrong excuse

It will be better next year.. No more European radiowaves coming here, pinching our airspace etc.

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Re: @ Iglethat & "since hes proven that hes a gullible idiot"

I know what a flat-earher would say to that!

1) They are round. They just aren't spheres. They are flat disks. They are just all pointing towards us.

2) They aren't leaning, because Earth is flat! Checkmate, scientists!

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Re: @ Iglethat & "since hes proven that hes a gullible idiot"

OK, Mr anonymous. Please explain how the disabling of a 4G mast removes the "harmful effects" of 5G?

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Re: Gullibility is no excuse.

30/40 plus???? Old?????

Funnily enough, I disagree (and not just because I am "30/40 plus" myself!)

I'm generalising completely for the rest of ths post, but here goes:

Those in their 40's grew up as this technology did. Many people here remember low level coding, and the importance of efficiency.. It was often a success to save one byte!

We grappled with its potentials and restrictions, and generally understand how it works. Even the non-techies at this age have some idea, because they lived through the evolution:

1) No mobile -> Mobile with games and texting -> mobile with internet -> smartphones.

2) Visit library -> use school computer -> get own computer -> get information on cd rom -> dialup services -> dial up internet -> broadband -> wifi

In comparison, to many under 30 -- even the "techies", it's all a black box. Sure, they know how to operate the things, but have absolutely no clue about the technology or principles behind the tech. It's just there. Like air.

And that's even before mentioning the under 30's tendancy to be so embroiled by the tech, they know more about some Z-list celebrity than anything that's actually important.

Stick a 25 year old and a 45 year old in an old garage, and see which one is the best "MacGyver" (google it!)

Readers of a certain age will remember GPRS: Old insecure tech from turn of millennium still haunts 5G networks

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Yeah, my Nokia E6 is rendered useless for the web just due to an out of date TLS implementation. Shame...

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Re: Ironically

"Just keep in mind that you already have no expectation of metadata privacy either, unless you are doing old-school dead-drops and hiding messages in Anonymous Coward Reg comments."

I think that is a bit far-fetched....

Sane posters to El Reg just need tin-foil-hats to hide revealing their activities!

'Beyond stupid': Linus Torvalds trashes 5.8 Linux kernel patch over opt-in Intel CPU bug mitigation

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Re: git broke English

As I said, "Now the fact that you'll be able to find just as many examples that contradict what I wrote above, will be conveniently ignored! :-)"

So.. um... *silence*

Some Brits reckon broadband got worse after lockdown – but that's just what happens when you're online 12 hours straight

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I still get the full 80/20 fttc here, 24/7, but then, I live in Wales, and most of the jobs involve sheep, and can't be done from home!

It could be 'five to ten years' before the world finally drags itself away from IPv4

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Re: Doomed to eternal limbo

Replace "you" with "one", and I'd sound like the queen, but it would more accurately describe my comment!

I really don't like the way slaac works. It's my only ip6 gripe, and I avoid it where possible.

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ICL stopped using one of its 16's over 20 years ago. It's still allocated to them, and null routed.

145.227.0.0/16

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Re: Doomed to eternal limbo

Hell, if your argument against Ipv6 is you like NAT, you can NAT ipv6 too if you want... One of my ipv6 providers perversely does that.