* Posts by Jamie Jones

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Brits must prove their age on adult sites by July, says watchdog

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Blimey, does your ISP still get away with doing that?

Most block it on the connection

jamie@northway% curl -vv https://thepiratebay.org/

* Trying [2606:4700:7::a29f:8906]:443...

* Connected to thepiratebay.org (2606:4700:7::a29f:8906) port 443

* ALPN: curl offers h2,http/1.1

* TLSv1.3 (OUT), TLS handshake, Client hello (1):

* CAfile: /usr/local/share/certs/ca-root-nss.crt

* CApath: /usr/local/share/certs

* TLSv1.3 (IN), TLS alert, illegal parameter (559):

* OpenSSL/3.1.4: error:0A000417:SSL routines::sslv3 alert illegal parameter

* Closing connection

curl: (35) OpenSSL/3.1.4: error:0A000417:SSL routines::sslv3 alert illegal parameter

jamie@northway% curl -vv4 https://thepiratebay.org/

* Trying 162.159.136.6:443...

* Connected to thepiratebay.org (162.159.136.6) port 443

* ALPN: curl offers h2,http/1.1

* TLSv1.3 (OUT), TLS handshake, Client hello (1):

* CAfile: /usr/local/share/certs/ca-root-nss.crt

* CApath: /usr/local/share/certs

* TLSv1.3 (IN), TLS alert, illegal parameter (559):

* OpenSSL/3.1.4: error:0A000417:SSL routines::sslv3 alert illegal parameter

* Closing connection

curl: (35) OpenSSL/3.1.4: error:0A000417:SSL routines::sslv3 alert illegal parameter

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Re: Surely it's already in place at the comms provider

"you have to turn parental controls off, I've often found this is necessary to use the VPN for work."

That's what you told the missus, anyway!

UK unveils plans to mainline AI into the veins of the nation

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What could go wrong?

"Venture Capitalist" and "tech entrepreneur".

I know El Reg was baiting us the way they used those terms in the article, but what the hell, I'll bite...

Argggggggh, I mean, arrrrrghh.

Sorry, that's all. I'm preaching to the choir here anyway, and I need a piss!

Is it really the plan to take over Greenland and the Panama Canal? It's been a weird week

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Re: Distraction tactics—that's all

That is factually untrue! FFS

Economy grew more under Biden

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8xl5vnlzpwo

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Re: Distraction tactics—that's all

You do realize that the ONLY people talking about the trans issue were the Republicans? They continually said "the dems want to do this [trans issue]" but it was never the Democrats themselves.

It's easy to fact check this for yourself.

I thought it was a pretty weak tactic, that would only work on stupid people.

It seems to have worked on you.

As for economic ruin, you ain't seen nothing yet! Biden did far more for the economy than trump did.

Sigh, I have no problem with different opinions, but people who post "differing facts", either out of ignorance, or deceit really piss me off, and are truly responsible for this whole political shitshow

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Re: I’m just a little confused which way politically the author leans

Yep. It even confuses Zuck:

"Fact-checkers have just been too politically biased and have destroyed more trust than they've created,"

What's that saying? "Truth has a liberal bias"?

Anyway.... Got to laugh at the poor little Trump/Elon stan, with their panties all on a twist downvoting all the non-delusional posts here. Poor kid... They don't love you back you know!

Tesla, Musk double down on $56B payday appeal

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Re: Doesn't make sense

Tesla 2024 - Net income $2.17 billion. That's income, not profit.

He wants $58 billion. Even an Elon simp can do that maths.

But hey, let's pretend the company made a profit of, say, $250 billion.. Tesla has 122,000 employees.. Now, many were not directly involved in Teslas success, you could argue, but many were far more responsible for it than Elon. But anyway, the average profit per employee in this fictitious example would be over $2 million per employee. Yet, still, you think Elon should get $58,000 million?

Your definition of "portion" is highly exaggerated.

The ultimate Pi 5 arrives carrying 16GB ... and a price to match

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How much for a used and slightly dented pi though?

Zuck takes a page from Musk: Meta dumps fact-checkers, loosens speech restrictions

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"Zuck goes MAGA to save his own skin"

Completely agree with your last section.

Why doesn't the unprincipled weasel tell the truth for once instead of this complete bollocks.

Still, if it means facebook losing money like twitter is, then I'm all for it.

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Re: We need more Bluesky thinking

No doubt your downvoters prefer a "centralisation of platform policies and control.".

Funny, they'd be screaming blue murder if it was someone they didn't like with all the control.

Muppets, the lot of them. Trump and Elon hate you MAGA clowns, you know.

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Re: America has gone down the toilet

Oh come on. The democrats were crap, but a paper bag is a better candidate than trump.

Please tell me why Kamala was worse than someone who

* will indict political enemies

* will use the American military against the US population.

* Is a convicted felon.

* kept secret documents in his toilet.

* reduced taxes for the top 1% and has promised to reduce them further.

* is a know rapist.

* only cares for himself, and playing gold.

* only avoided jail because he will be president.

* thinks he can buy Greenland and Canada.

* thinks the trade surplus with Canada is a subsidy.

* is generally more stupid than a five year old (and less mature)

* said he will ban wind turbines and replace them with "clean gas"

* said he will roll back all gun restrictions so that your local nutter can buy all the shit he wants.

* Constitution lover? Ha! He'll torch the first amendment by going after anyone who isn't a sycophant.

* said he will pardon the January 6th terrorists.

* will codify the discrimination of trans people.

* decimate education (because he doesn't want an intelligent population. They scare him. Besides, for clever stuff, he has his H1B1 employees)

* put conspiracy nutjob RFK in charge of health(!)

* is probably the most narcissistic and immature person ever.

* tariffs. He doesn't understand them.

* said that windmills cause cancer and whales to beach.

I could go on, but I'd be here all year.

This is not a "left-vs-right" issue, this is crappy option vs batshit insane criminally corrupt disaster.

Sources:

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/trump-second-term-plans-wildest-proposals-1234947327/

https://newrepublic.com/article/187252/trump-100-worst-things-list-2015-2024

FCC net neutrality rules dead again as appeals court sides with Big Telco

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Re: Such shallow coverage, El Reg

Firstly, I was replying to a post talking about how p2p etc.was throttling bandwidth. etc.

Secondly, of course it has to do with NN. Not on the technical level, but it's because of oversubscribing that the ISPs started to throttle Netflix and YouTube etc.

Being paid by the local doctor to degrade connections to the websites of all other doctors is just one aspect of NN.

The majority of NN abuses are entirely due to the ISPs trying to squeeze big content providers because they've badly managed their own resources - offering an unlimited product they can't provision for.

(Not my downvote)

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Re: Such shallow coverage, El Reg

I disagree. ISPs originally had bandwidth caps and built their network accordingly. If you wanted more, you paid more.

The problem was when the ISPs switched to unmetered use, and then were caught with their pants down when people used it. It may have been file sharing products that pushed the increase, but if not, eventually it would have been something else.

It was not the apps job to congest itself anywhere beyond the local network. Basically the user was using a resource they'd paid for, and it was entirely the ISPs problem their networks got swamped. Not the customer, and not the content provider, be it YouTube or Netflix or whatever.

The ISPs started to squeeze Netflix for money because of their own miscalculations - the bandwidth had been paid for by the customer, and to charge Netflix etc was double charging.

They ballsed up. In their greed, they offered a service they couldn't deliver, By rights, if they couldn't handle that, then next time a customer's contact was up for renewal, they should have introduced a cap, or raised the price. Instead, they keep the price "low" (and I mean that relatively) to avoid losing the customer, and then attempted to blame everyone else when their infrastructure chocked.

Former NSA cyberspy's not-so-secret hobby: Hacking Christmas lights

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Re: "that's not really allowed in the UK"

When I was about 12, I did that to jam the radio of my neighbour who was in her garden blasting crappy pop songs from the era (the awful 80's)

Though that would have been the AM broadcast, not FM

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Re: "that's not really allowed in the UK"

Multicast Bluetooth! Nice! I'd never heard of that!

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Re: "that's not really allowed in the UK"

He could stream it on an open wi-fi network!

UK ICO not happy with Google's plans to allow device fingerprinting

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Re: spoofed?

On Android, GPS data can be spoofed. Search "android mock locations"

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So... How are the yacht and tank running these days?

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How do you know ICL1900-G3S's wife? Small world, eh?

Stranded in space: Starliner crew to remain in orbit even longer as SpaceX faces delays

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Re: Obviously...

If you were going to get on a plane that had a 25% chance of crashing, would you still get on? What? no? Even if it was more likely not to crash?

Fine. Stay off. There goes your plane....

...It arrived, not a scratch.. Bet you feel foolish now!

Watchdog deep-sixes job ad that was actually pay-to-play training course

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"The best part is you will not need any previous experience as full training will be provided."

Weasels.

Coder wrote a bug so bad security guards wanted a word when he arrived at work

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Thanks for the reply.

Unfortunately, we've been through the ombudsman twice. They were useless. The first time they closed the case before completion, the second time, we didn't agree with their summary, and we weren't allowed to correct their mistakes, it was either "accept" their findings as given, or reject the whole thing. We rejected, and it put us back to square one.

As for OfGem, they claim claim to have nothing to do with customer complaints: https://www.ofgem.gov.uk/complain-about-your-energy-supplier-0

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Thanks. They are clueless. I know more or less how they've come to that figure, so I (and my landlord) have tried to explain it to them, but they don't get it.

Basically, there was a meter mix up that lasted the first 6 or so of 10 the years I've been here. They were billing me for my neighbours meter (and my neighbour was generally out 8am to midnight, so his bills were relatively low) [ As an aside, the were billing my neighbour for his meter too - not sure how that worked - we initially assumed they'd done a swap/mix up]

They always had someone check the meters, so they usually weren't estimated bills, But the issue was discovered when because of COVID, they asked me to send them a reading, because their meter-reader couldn't get out.. I don't even generally have access to the meter room, so arranged it with the landlord, and reported the "right" meter.

The figure disparity was so ridiculous that SSE (at the time) didn't believe me. I had to send numerous photos of the meter (both they and OVO seem to have collective amnesia between phone calls as if they don't record any of the information you send on the account)

Eventually they said "you're right", the meter is obviously buggered. don't worry, we'll sort it out after lockdown.

They never did. Then my account went to OVO, and SSE passed them the same ridiculous meter reading from before (as I said, total amnesia). When I phoned OVO, obviously initially, they had done nothing to be blamed for, so I was hopeful I could update them on the situation, and they would sort it out...

Again, OVO needed photos etc. and said they'd sort it.... The next thing I know is that the "correct" (but flawed anyway) reading had been put on the account, but with no details to the problem as i'd described to them.

From this point, they had me going from about 480 units to about 38,000 within the state of a month. No internal systems picked up on any issue, so they tried to bill me - and that was at the huge gas price we had during the start of the Ukraine war.

It got compounded as they used this as a monthly average usage for my subsequent bills, which is what knocked up my direct debit from 30 quid (or so) to 1,500 ! (I forget the exact figures offhand)

As I said, the landlords employee is mainly dealing with this now, and I liase through her. She did tell me about a month ago that she got through to someone sufficiently high up in the chain that when he was shown the issue he was able to say "there's no fucking way he used that much in a month. it's bloody ridiculous. I'll sort it" (I'm paraphrasing slightly, but the colourful language WAS used. This implied to me that he was someone with clout, and not just a script-reader.

However, it's been a month, and he's gone quiet, so the press is probably the next step..

I'll let you know if I'm going to be on TV!

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Re: Watchdog time

Thanks., I was thinking of something like that as a next step. I didn't know of "Rip-Off Britain", so thanks for giving me that pointer.

I guess I've been slow because they haven't actually harassed me for about 2 months. - As I said, the landlord (well, one of their employees) is dealing with most of this because it affects another 3 flats in the building, and it's the landlord who gives them access to the meters which are all in a locked room downstairs.

She keeps getting a freeze put on the accounts while they sort it out (but never do) - It's lucky that whilst generally quite laid back, I'm a pretty chopsy git when in comes to injustice, and I know my rights, more or less. But I know some people would be scared shitless by some of the stunts they've pulled. (Automatically raised my direct debit to over £1,500, and then telling me to pay £6,000 a month when I cancelled it, and then sending a debt collector around (I was out, but I wouldn't have let him in anyway)

But yeah, this looks useful. I'll let you all know if I'm going to be on TV looking all downtrodden! :-)

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Re: Smart meters, but not so smart.

Fair enough.

I guess I was really thinking of those people who get a new contract with a "free" new iPhone, despite not using any of the power of the previous "free" iPhone. I had a friend who was like that - he probably used a couple of quids worth of calls/texts per month, but "needed" an unmetered contract, "just in case"! No wonder he was always skint!

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Re: Smart meters, but not so smart.

Sure, but I know many people who have been suckered into some overpriced contract that doesn't match their usage.

For me, I probably clock up about 50p to #1.00 per a month in charges, so PAYG is the best choice.

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Sigh. Even if you thought John was wrong, it hardly warranted a downvote.

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2 months? Luxury! Try 5 years, and still not sorted: https://forums.theregister.com/forum/all/2024/12/16/who_me/#c_4983141

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Re: Smart meters, but not so smart.

I have to pay for calls on my land-line, not that I ever use it - there isn't even a phone connected.

I also pay (1p a minute) for calls on my mobile, because I go PAYG, and won't be suckered into some overpriced 20 quid a month contract.

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OVO are worse than useless. I posted about my situation with them a while back, and it's STILL not resolved, despite me demonstrating the issue years ago.

I live alone (and unloved!) in a modern one bedroom flat, and they are currently trying to get me to pay £21,000, and this is for gas only (I get electricity from a different supplier)

The ombudsman was useless, by the way, we went their twice, the first time we were told "it's with evo's internal department, so there's nothing we can do". The second time, they said "we'll get OVO to recalculate the bill, and send you 200 quid and an apology".

Is that going to make up for YEARS of harassment and debt collector visits?

When we rejected their conclusion, it was basically as if the ombudsman had rejected our claim, and OVO went back into full attack mode again.

So, be wary with the ombudsman - you'll basically have to agree with whatever they say, which then absolves OVO of any related liabilities, or reject their finding, and it's back to square one.

Links:

--> My original post about OVO on this site... over a year ago!

--> My latest gas bill.

--> Further details of my situation.

So, good luck, but be prepared!

Guide for the perplexed – Google is no longer the best search engine

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Re: This is the second Reg article today which references wheresyoured.at

Naaah, too accurate. He asked for an A.I. summary. You didn't mention President Starmer, or King Musk once!

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Wasn't that Lycos, and then the "open" dmoz?

Contrary to some, traceroute is very real – I should know, I helped make it work

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Re: Traceroute for voice telecoms ?

Adding to "stlines" response, and my previous response, the original Caller-id system on the traditional phone network was reliable because of trusted sites:

It was all BT - so BT set the caller-id, and they errrm. trusted themselves. When talk-talk, sky, and other independents came along, BT had little choice but to either trust the CLI passed to them by the other provider, or mark it "unavailable". Similarly, in reverse.. Basically, the phone network providers had to trust each other to send the legitimate information.

This is why international calls were marked "international" - BT etc. couldn't trust the plethora of international companies, so they blocked any CLI they received (not that there would be any, as the CLI standard was a Uk BT thing anyway)

When a company has it's own switchboard, their peer (e.g. BT) has to again, trust the information that they are sent, although they can make sure the information matches one of the "allocated numbers" for that company, so, again, that isn't a problem, and means that companies can present any valid number, or simply not ("unavailable")

So these are all the "trusted nodes" you talk about.

The problem today is that anyone can set up their own PBX easily, and these (and/or their peers) are the "untrusted nodes"

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Re: Traceroute for voice telecoms ?

Yep.. This falls neatly into the "circuit-switched vs packet-switched" conversation.

As you know (but others might not) as a virtual circuit is created from "A" -> "B" , "B" just sends it's replies back along that same circuit (just as it would if it was a physical wired connection) - So "B" has no need to know any routing information for "A", so "A" can send whatever CLID it likes, and the connection will work. (Remember, the CLID is a bolted on piece of data that was added to give caller-id functionality - it's not a requirement for the network to work.

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Re: Nice historic view!

Are you using a traceroute that will show this information?

I've tried tracing (with mtr --mpls) to syd-au-ping.vultr.com. from various UK addresses, and one in Paris, and they all go through telstraglobal. Part of the trace shows:

8. HK | AS4637 | i-1003.ulcn-core01.telstraglobal.net (202.84.178.9)

HK | AS4637 | i-1052.1wlt-core02.telstraglobal.net (202.84.143.169)

HK | AS4637 | i-1004.1wlt-core02.telstraglobal.net (202.84.249.5)

9. HK | AS4637 | i-1052.1wlt-core02.telstraglobal.net (202.84.143.169)

[MPLS: Lbl 24150 TC 2 S 1 TTL 255]

HK | AS4637 | i-1004.1wlt-core02.telstraglobal.net (202.84.249.5)

[MPLS: Lbl 24150 TC 2 S 1 TTL 255]

10. HK | AS4637 | i-1004.1wlt-core02.telstraglobal.net (202.84.249.5)

[MPLS: Lbl 24150 TC 2 S 1 TTL 255]

HK | AS4637 | i-1052.1wlt-core02.telstraglobal.net (202.84.143.169)

[MPLS: Lbl 24150 TC 2 S 1 TTL 255]

HK | AS4637 | i-10406.sydo-core04.telstraglobal.net (202.84.141.226)

11. AU | AS1221 | bundle-ether4.oxf-gw30.sydney.telstra.net (203.50.13.93)

HK | AS4637 | i-10406.sydo-core04.telstraglobal.net (202.84.141.226)

EDIT: El Reg, fix your "PRE" parsing code!

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.Nah, nothing specifically to do with MLPS.

The "* * *" simply means that the router at that point doesn't respond with the "ICMP time exceeded in-transit," packet, or it is filtered out somewhere.

A common reason for seeing this isn't intentional - routers within an ISP that will only ever connect to some other router in the ISP can have private IP addresses. - They only ever route internally. So if one of those is in the path, you'll get an "ICMP time exceeded in-transit" from one of these addresses.

For example, try a traceroute to catnip.dyslexicfish.net, as seen here:

traceroute to catnip.dyslexicfish.net (104.238.172.250), 64 hops max, 40 byte packets

1 [AS0] ipv4-router-home (172.20.0.1) 0.484 ms 0.353 ms 0.247 ms

2 [AS12708] host-213-78-0-1.as13285.net (213.78.0.1) 15.578 ms 18.750 ms 18.081 ms

3 [AS13285] host-78-144-0-105.as13285.net (78.144.0.105) 20.093 ms 19.680 ms 19.979 ms

4 [AS13285] ae55-scr002.slh.as13285.net (78.144.1.46) 23.339 ms

[AS13285] ae52-scr102.loh.as13285.net (78.144.1.30) 24.333 ms

[AS13285] ae55-scr002.slh.as13285.net (78.144.1.46) 23.593 ms

5 [AS13285] ae62-scr101.thw.as13285.net (78.144.1.114) 14.597 ms 14.849 ms 13.383 ms

6 [AS0] vl32-br1-cer.lon3.choopa.net (195.66.226.176) 34.450 ms 14.247 ms 14.834 ms

7 [AS0] 10.69.3.70 (10.69.3.70) 14.964 ms 15.332 ms 14.967 ms

8 [AS0] 10.69.1.222 (10.69.1.222) 15.722 ms 16.145 ms 16.193 ms

9 * * *

10 [AS20473] catnip (104.238.172.250) 15.530 ms 19.968 ms 20.044 ms

Hops 7 and 8 are "private lan" addresses internal to provider "choopa.net".

(Hop 9 simply isn't responding)

To parse hops 7 and 8, my machine received ICMP messages from those private addresses, but sourced from the internet, not my local network.

Now, many people (or even ISPs) will filter out any "private lan" packets from entering their network (assuming they are spoofed addresses - but the above shows this isn't always the case). If you or your ISP do similar, hops 7 and 8 above will be "* * *" also.

systemd begrudgingly drops a safety net while a challenger appears, GNU Shepherd 1.0

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Re: Doesn't affect me

security theatre.

"Don't login as root, run everything through sudo! that be well safe that be!"

argh

It makes my stomach churn when I see "how to" guides containing a large amount of commands, each prefixed with "sudo" (even those that wouldn't require it)

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Re: 42% less unix philosophy

Pfft, real Bluck Mutters would target a pure OSS environment only!

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Re: 42% less unix philosophy

Naaah, it's more than that.

GUI and helper UI's can be written that simply modify underlying config files. If there are capabilities lacking, new subsystems can be written that use config files that the GUI can then modify - I.e. separate the os-configuration code from the actually os-running code.

There's no need for one big monolithic(*) slop to stick its tentacles into everything, including restricting access ability of logfiles.

(*) To the pedantic, I know systemd runs as a number of processes, and span many modules, but they are still designed to be used together in a monolithic lump.

Panic at the Cisco tech, thanks to ancient IOS syntax helper that outsmarted itself

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Re: Context matters

Worse than that, I remember some email systems used to do similar.

The "user" part could be shortened if it was ambiguous, but you would then get a bounced message saying so, leaking all matching addresses.

Even worse, you can guess what happened if you used to mail mar@address for Marcus, and one day, Marcus left, and Mary started at the same company...

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Re: Context matters

Ahhh yes, brings back memories. Also, our local computer department would add loads of local commands, so we got hit with those too.

Yeah, it did say the command was ambiguous. No doubt, if it was Unix, it would have silently chosen the most destructive interpretation! :-)

Another good thing was that if appropriate, the second word was the same word for "set" and "show", so you could "show users" and "set users ../limit=.." [or something similar.. I'm going back 35 years!)

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Re: Pedant

Defining "hot" characters other than space for completion, as well as defining equivalents (different cases, underscore == hyphen etc.) allow things like

s---inTAB -> show-disks_info

my--is-m-cTAB --> My-name-is-Michael_Caine etc.

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Re: Context matters

It reminds me of my VMS days.

It was handy, though it could be annoying if a new command was added, suddenly something you were used to could become ambiguous.

Elon Musk tops US political donor list with $270M+ for Team Trump

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Sure, they hold their voters in utter contempt. Trump wouldn't be seen dead with a MAGA loser if he didn't need their vote, or his narcissism needed their praise.

But still, they are egotistical maniacs too!

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The thing is, with them both being egotistical maniacs, Trump may tire of him very quickly!

Day after nuclear power vow, Meta announces largest-ever datacenter powered by fossil fuels

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Re: madness

All their green washing in bollocks anyway.

A private jet gives off as much carbon dioxide in 4 hours as the average person causes in a year.

Mark Zuckerberg's private jet made 28 trips in just 2 months, emitting 17 times more carbon than the average American does in a year, report says

... That would be 51 times more than the average Brit... https://www.worldometers.info/co2-emissions/co2-emissions-per-capita/

OpenAI to charge $200 per month for ChatGPT Pro

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Brings back memories

"The fact it takes longer to do so is demonstrated by a progress bar while the service fetches its answer."

Remember those scam adverts/apps/websites that showed a fake progress bar / hour-glass whilst "computing" or "searching" for your result?

Just saying'

- Drawing no parallels or conclusions.

- Any similarities shown are purely coincidental.

- Your experience may vary.

- Always read the label.

No, I can't help – you called the wrong helpdesk, in the wrong place, for the wrong platform

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A similar thing happened to me...

When I was working in London on Unix software development (largely in-house software to make the Unix support teams job easier) - scripts, utilities, monitoring software etc. (Anyone heard of ICL "Aspect"?), I was on call one night, and got woken by my phone ringing at about 3.00am (I wouldn't have the phone on if I wasn't on call)

It was a guy in one of the Texas offices, asking me if I could fix a paper jam or something in his office printer.

To be fair, he was extremely apologetic when I told him in was 3.00am, and I'm in London, but to be fair, it wasn't his fault - he'd logged a call properly and some clueless support guy in Stevenage (or one that didn't like me) routed the call to me instead of local site services in Dallas!

Russia arrests one of its own – a cybercrime suspect on FBI's most wanted list

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Re: @AC

"Because every time you think you think you have some special insight."

My mistake. Apparently I've been too kind, and rather than being an obnoxious troll, maybe you really are the loony you portray.

Asda hits the brakes on tech tweaks to avoid festive fiasco

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Re: ""We are now moving into a critical period, with Black Friday…"

If that's the case, you mean "UK banks also tend to have changed freezes around the forth Friday of November"

If US banks are always busy on 5th November, they don't call in bonfire night!