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3533 publicly visible posts • joined 21 Sep 2011

Filter Great Firewall of China's architects at US borders - petition

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: "wish you weren't hear..."

God dammit. I'm in too much of a rush this morning - it's been fixed.

PS: Please use the correction button on articles - the messages go straight to my desk, phone, tablet, shoe, home - rather than relying on me to check every one of the thousands of comments posted a day.

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Lotus 1-2-3 turns 30: Mitch Kapor on the Google before Google

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Not "Mac II"

Whoops - the article was fixed asap.

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Twitter must unmask racist French twits or face $1,300-a-DAY fine

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: So the French courts are ordering Twitter to write code now?!??!

Yes, gah. My fault. Compiled, complied. I had word blindess :(

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Amazon: IVONA bevy of 'all natural' blabber babes to beat Siri

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: IVONA Pun!

'Ivona bevy of babes' not good enough?

Don't you dare ruin my Friday!

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Greedy Sky admits: We crippled broadband with TOO MANY users

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

"Virgin also have over utilisation issues in many parts of the country with cable... Why not cover that?"

Please, email us with your problems: either the reporter or to news@thereg. If one person drops us a note, it may just be an end-user cock-up. If 50 hit us up, we know it's a problem.

And this Sky capacity issue was definitely a problem for some.

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Sympathetic Scots scoff-house offers hard-up Apple fanbois a discount

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: FFS

"Anna Leach's anti-Apple drivel"

Amusing given that Anna is the office's official Apple fan.

"I'll also be able to filter out John Leyden"

Oi, I'll not have that kind of talk: click on the corrections button on an article if you have a problem with the spelling and grammar.

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Greenland ice did not melt in baking +8°C era 120k years ago

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Is there a way I can filter out crap posts?

"I suggest Lewis look there for his kind if he needs new employers"

I doubt it; he's the esteemed editor of this fine organ. And he's made his views clear on the subject of climate here, scroll down (or search) for 'full disclosure'.

"But to wilfully and continuously disparage the scientific method"

Yes! Of course! You're so right! We should just swallow everything we hear! There's only harm to come from questioning everything, testing ideas and challenging data! Let's completely forget that high-level decisions - the consequences of which could be devastating - are being made on the basis of alarmist predictions! It is so obvious that The Reg is completely derailing the entire scientific process, destroying millions - nay, billions - of lives and setting back engineering progress by centuries simply by reporting something you don't want to hear.

"is there a way I can block these ridiculous articles from appearing in my logged in version of the Register?"

No.

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Just what is GOOGLE'S MYSTERIOUS NEW WIRELESS NETWORK?

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

"What a NONE STORY! Thanks for that WASTE OF TIME."

I guess the tech details of White Space flew over your head. It's OK. You don't really need to know about radio frequencies for MySQL admin, right?

Sorry I seemed to have dropped this.. ;-)

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EU-wide mega-Leveson 'needed' to silence Press, bloggers

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Re: I'm not one to post general abuse...

Sorry to be a pedant but opinions based on false facts have always been defamatory in the UK. And who defines hate-speech? What if slagging off a politician or a judge becomes a "hate crime"? :(

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diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Hungary votes to support proposal

"the UK has a body that can fine newspapers"

Just as a helpful point of order, the PCC doesn't (and can't anyway) fine newspapers because it reckons media barons would treat penalties for inaccuracies as business expenses; it would ruin smaller newspapers; the libel courts are there for making good substantial damage.

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Moderation gone mad?

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Passive moderation

New commentards, repeat offenders, people who have had comments rejected, and people commenting on stories that are not auto-moderated will sit in a queue awaiting moderation.

That may take time to clear, especially over a weekend. Trust me, we try to barrel through comments as quickly as possible. If a comment is lingering then it's probably been passed into a second queue for bosses to approve or most likely reject for being too bonkers, libelly or otherwise unsafe.

Myself and my colleague Jude have hand moderated nearly 230,000 messages in the past couple of years.

If you're noticing your comments take time to appear, you're in one of the above four categories.

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diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: I ain't Spartacus

"I'd be interested if you had an update on this article"

I'm not sure there's much more to add, honestly. As much as I love a media conspiracy theory, sadly there's no great collusion here. An article, one of the hundreds we publish a month, riled some readers. It happens.

"Item 2 was some sort of 'anti-radiation' cover for a mobile phone ... If you'd taken the piss out of it, you might have got away with it. "

Er, we did: we wrote 'Weird science? Snake oil modelling? Take your pick as it’s going to be hard for a user to determine...'

"The 'stocking-filler' bit was badly judged"

I'm assured it was tongue-in-cheek. I certainly read it that way after publication.

"Keep up the good work."

Thanks.

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Google v Microsoft mobile war: Who's REALLY to blame?

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Yeah, SOP. Also...

Yes, we use capital letters.

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Mobes, web filth 'pornifying' our kids, warns top Labour MP

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Dr Stephen Jones

"No it hasn't. At least if the story at The Reg linked to is to be believed."

TalkTalk does active filtering; other ISPs have been pressured to bundle filtering with new connections.

"Eh?"

Largely resisted by ISPs and parents. I've had another stab at that par to spell everything out for you.

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How to build a BONKERS 7.5TB, 10GbE test lab for under £60,000

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

First-degree burns treatment

"Just how many readers do you think have 60 grand to throw at a 'test lab' that don't already know how to do the same thing cheaper and better?"

Just a couple of things. In case the headline didn't make it obvious enough, this is a bonkers setup: it's obviously an everything-including-the-kitchen-sink "dream rig", as the sub-headline states. Also, you don't have to buy the whole lot; the headline figure is tongue-in-cheek.

We write technical stuff and people complain that's it boring; we write fun stuff and people call it fluff. You can't please all of the people all of the time.

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Review: Infiniti M35h hybrid sports saloon

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Amazon?!

"Can I order one and have it delivered to my local McColls 'click and collect'?"

I need a new keyboard. Something for the web team to mull over; it's built into Reg Hardware reviews.

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Kim Dotcom's locker may be full, but the cupboard is bare

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Wow

"nice one El Reg"

What can I say? We're here to provoke debate.

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Foxit outfoxes fiendish flaw to fix foxed-up Firefox PDF plugin

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: I had almost expected

Good point; forgot that Firefox was the browser the bug was tested against.

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Game over for Atari? One life left as biz files for bankruptcy protection

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Guys? I know they're french, but...

Some kind of horrific grammar/spelling autocorrect is at work here, perhaps. Thanks. It's been fixed.

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Not quite game over for Atari, yet

diodesign

Not quite game over for Atari, yet

Atari has entered Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection so it can work out how to deal with its debt.

Will it be missed? There's more to the company than the abomination that was E.T. for the Atari 2600, surely?

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Longest-standing bug?

diodesign

Longest-standing bug?

A minor cookie-handling bug in the KDE libraries since 2002 has now been fixed. This surely can't be the longest-standing code flaw? Anyone know of any more, perhaps even bugs allowed to stand because it would be impossible or unwise to fix?

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Google's JavaScript assassin: Web languages are harder than VMs

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: "a prototype-based language"?

Oops, some wires crossed. It's been clarified.

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diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Dart runs 130 per cent faster

Point taken. It could be that Dart is running 130% faster but the target is twice that. Or it could be 30% faster but the target is 100%. We'll go back to the source to check this one.

PS: On busy days thousands of comments are posted; we never get the chance to read them all so problems like this can go unnoticed. If you hit the corrections button on the article, we'll be able to fix problems immediately :-)

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BT's 'six-month free broadband' offer is a big fat FIB - ads watchdog

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Another day, another "Let's bash BT" article

We recently wrote about Virgin Media and the ASA here:

Virgin Media's 'bye-bye to buffering' ad nuked by watchdog - AGAIN

Virgin Media spanked for 'we've already cabled up your house' mailshot

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Lynch mob of bankers say they'll stump up cash to take Dell private

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Re: Banks willing to stump up the cash?

It is the Canadian bank, not RBS.

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Titsup Windows Phone 8 orders user to cram 'boot disc' in mobe

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Re: Lurking? Really? Is this news?

"Do you actually know what a kernel is"

Yeah, I wrote one.

"Demonstrate to me that this can commonly occur on joe bloggs phone"

That's not the point of the story as plainly pointed out.

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diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Re: Lurking? Really? Is this news?

"Be or remain hidden so as to wait in ambush for someone or something"

Yes, I guess an operating system kernel that is out of sight and only visibly strikes when something's gone wrong isn't lurking at all.

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diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Lurking? Really? Is this news?

You are hilariously reading too much into one word.

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Sheffield ISP: You don't need a whole IPv4 address to yourself, right?

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Sometimes simplification of tech news goes too far. The language was tidied up earlier today.

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Satnav blunder sends Belgian granny 1,450km to Croatia

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Er, what about the Apple Maps?

Dang, you're right. Kill 'Satnav', replace with 'iPhone 5'.

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Zuck on that! Instagram loses HALF its hipsters in a month

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Fact check?

The correct graph and figures have been added to the story.

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Next-gen H.265 video baked into Broadcom's monster TV brain

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Broadcom don't do processors

"Broadcom don't do processors"

Yes, give us some credit: the BCM part contains an ARM processor and does video decoding. As the article states :-)

The trollslayer turns out to be a troll. Who da thunk it? ;-)

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'Better than Adobe' Foxit PDF plugin hit by worse-than-Adobe 0-day

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Peter

"In this case, it cannot be the kernel stack."

This is entirely unrelated to the kernel. It's, as far as I can tell, completely in userspace. The plugin is a DLL but the context is ring-3.

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diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Significance

"If it's another variable or saved register contents, then the previous contents will be lost, and/or some unpredictable behaviour might happen when the variable is used"

Yes, but: doesn't matter, got EIP. You've got control of execution and your own code in memory: spawn a new process to do evil things and watch the victim burn. In a nutshell. It's not quite that trivial. Ideally, you don't want the attacked process to crash (especially if targeting an OS kernel) but it's not the end of the world. For you, anyway.

But, anyone weaponising this particular flaw will need to jump through the usual hoops of buffer overflow exploitation. Your payload may well be in a non-executable memory area so the processor will fault if it and the OS support NX, for example. You'll probably blow away the stack cookie too, if it's there - it's not in this program, though.

And the browser or corporate web proxy may reject or otherwise screw up a stupidly long URL so you can't be too loose with your payload.

However, the goal isn't to pwn everyone using Foxit, just enough of those using the PDF plugin on susceptible systems to make it worthwhile.

See others who have pasted the smashing the stack paper; you guys beat me to it.

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diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Lee

It's a rather neat and tidy bug, if you look at the code in the disclosure.

mov al,[esi+ebp]

cmp al,'%'

jz handle_url_escape_code

mov ecx,[esp+1Ch]

mov [ebx+ecx],al

jmp continue_loop

So.. keep looping, writing whatever's in the URL string (pointed to by esi+ebp, copied into al) into the buffer at ebx+ecx one byte at a time. continue_loop increments esi and ebx.

I've only briefly glanced at the rest of the code, but it does appear to do some checking (multiple uses of repne scasb) to make sure it doesn't run past the end of the URL string - but not the buffer boundary.

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Forget 3D: 13,000 UK homes still watch TV in black and white

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Re: WTF?

Actually, it's about old TVs needing an RF analogue signal and modern digital boxes offering only Scart or better. If your cheapo Freeview has an RF out it's highly likely it's just a passthrough and thus the signal fed into your B&W telly will be useless.

I've fixed the par to make it clear what "special" means in this case.

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Buying a petabyte of storage for YOURSELF? First, you'll need a fridge

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Disappointing...

"the answers supplied by the commenting community"

Well, that's half the point of enabling comments on Martin's storage blog. His Storagebod pieces are supposed to generate discussion on top of our usual storage coverage. The comments aren't just there to let off steam at work by throwing rotten tomatoes at writers :-)

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Japanese cops cuff cat carrying remote control virus

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Re: "popular Japanese Reddit clone 2channel"

"No, but seriously, El Reg, how about doing just a teensy bit of research?"

OK, OK, OK - sometimes humans just make mistakes. Software engineers leave in bugs, writers get their BBSes mixed up.

I've already fixed it.

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Sir James Dyson slams gov's 'obsession' with Silicon Roundabout

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Nokia chief Elop: 'Android? Hey, anything's possible!'

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Re: Untranslating the translation

"Nokia's transcript of the interview"

For balance: Nokia has allegedly issued its own version of the interview to WP-friendly sites after publication, which is now doing the rounds. We'll await further contact from the phone maker.

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CES?

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Re: CES?

"I think maybe the Microsoft/iPad story I thought was old news"

The iPad story emerged over the weekend. Like quite a few people, we quite rightly thought it was another web hoax so it took a working day to confirm.

"so didn't scroll down past there"

Tut tut :)

"Still a little thin on the ground"

CES hasn't actually opened yet.

"the new range of LG fridge freezers ... you are going to cover those aren't you?"

Uh *looks off stage for a clue*

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diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: CES?

Yes, we have a reporter there and also Tony is covering bits and pieces from the UK.

We've written about big TVs, the Nvidia monster handheld and the bendy screens, off the top of my head; if anything else cool happens, no doubt we'll be on it.

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US court ungags Yelp reviewer who dissed builder

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

"Libel doesn't cover statements of opinion. So going on Yelp and posting "Builder ABC is shite" wouldn't be covered under libel"

In the UK you can be sued for defamation for an opinion if it is not completely backed by fact: for the fair comment defence to work, you need to have prove there is truth to support your view. So describing a builder as shoddy, incompetent, lazy, etc is unsafe unless you have hard evidence.

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'SHUT THE F**K UP!' The moment Linus Torvalds ruined a dev's year

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Is this the whole story?

See Linus' email for the full technical reasons why: the ioctl was returning a code invalid for the operaton requested. Any app that properly checked its syscall error codes would be confused. The error code returned to pulseaudio was specific to paths, wheas ioctls operate on open files.

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Google wriggles out of FTC search smackdown. Now to Europe!

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Mr Shitpeas, if that is indeed your real name

Very first line of the FTC's announcement of the ruling: "Google Agrees to Change Its Business Practices to Resolve FTC Competition Concerns [...] in Online Search"

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Anti-virus products are rubbish, says Imperva

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Excellent criticism of Imperva's so-called study

Although, TBF, we've taken Imperva's study with a pinch of salt and reported it as mere claims.

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Newborn planets spotted slurping up gas from young parent star

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

"Surely some mistake"

Yes; the article was fixed as soon as we realised.

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diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Re: Old news

"Never again will I ever take anything in the Register at face value"

Everyone makes mistakes - software has bugs, articles have miscalculations. The article was fixed as soon as we realised.

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Tiny Brit island stranded after £10m undersea fibre plea sunk

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Re: article totally misses the point

"I really don't want to be pedantic but this is just odd."

OK: apologies if it's not clear (that'll be my fault) but the movethecable.org people *contacted* the FCO to ask the dept to consider following the ITU resolution on connecting up islands. The FCO fired back the response we published: the office won't help, it wouldn't have to help and in terms of cash, it definitely isn't helping. If that's not a plea sunk, then I'm at a loss.

As for the DfID route, we've added a bootnote to say that all is not necessarily lost - there may be funding forthcoming; in fact, anyone with a spare 10m quid could chip in. But the FCO route - which the cable campaigners turned to for help - is closed. Sunk. Snubbed.

Sorry to put it in such terms when we can see people really do want the link put in and are fighting the good fight.

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diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Re: article totally misses the point

Sure. So we're back to saying the ITU treaty couldn't have helped if it was signed or not.

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