* Posts by diodesign

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Microsoft's HoloLens: Here by 2016, mere three THOUSAND dollar price

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Re: Trust The Register to

Oddly, this wasn't at first pitched as "an end-user retail thing" for normal people. It was aimed at architects at work, CAD users, surgeons, and so on. Serious uses with serious budgets and serious prices.

The dev kit costs $3k (as the article says) but we were kinda expecting the final thing to cost in the area of $1k anyway.

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Ridiculous highlights

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Re: as2003

Phew - OK. A procedural error rather than a devop issue. Thanks.

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Edit: Hm. Are you in Australia? For various boring reasons, the teasers for that region weren't updated (accidentally). I've refreshed them.

If you're outside of Oz and still seeing old stuff then I'm at a loss. It may be aggressive caching between you and us? Maybe a corporate or home proxy?

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Apple fixes iOS 9.0.2 passcode loophole, kills 101 OS X security bugs

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Re: Brian in Seattle

What El Capitan? No. Not any more.

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Roku 4 specs leak: Yes, it's got 4K streaming and a games controller

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Re: OH FFS!

It's to stop other publications stealing it. The details are in the story.

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Apple slings bug-fixed iOS 9.0.1 at fanbois, PIN bypass hole still open

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Re: Aimee

Er, we rip the piss out of everyone. We are impartial in that we're an equal opportunities snark. Stick around, you'll see.

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Re: Amazing....

A good number of us use Apple products. But that doesn't stop us taking the piss out of them.

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11 MILLION VW cars used Dieselgate cheatware – what the clutch, Volkswagen?

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Re: Sorry but how is this at all funny or appropriate?

Changed it, but only because it's a cliche. And! if! there's! one! thing! we! boffins! hate! at! The! Reg! more! than! meeellllions! of! fanbois!, it's beating a dead horse.

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India to cripple its tech sector with proposed encryption crackdown

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Re: Stevie

Headline:

India to cripple its tech sector with proposed encryption crackdown

You didn't make it past the 7th word in that sentence? Crikey.

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Crash Google Chrome with one tiny URL: We cram a probe in this bug

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Re: Infernoz

Opera, really? Fk me. Edit: My poor brain didn't click that Opera 32.0 is powered by Chrome 45. You got me!

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Internet Doomsday scenario: How the web could suddenly fall apart

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Re: Domesday scenario?

You people are no fun. Domesday is the archaic spelling of doomsday (the last day of the world's existence). I'm only changing it because I can't be bothered dealing with all the armchair critics.

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Microsoft has developed its own Linux. Repeat. Microsoft has developed its own Linux

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Re: Spousal issues?

"Maybe that's why he's so salty."

Linus is a multimillionaire - he was given shares worth $20m when Red Hat and VA Linux went public and gets paid a lot by the Linux Foundation.

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'To read this page, please turn off your ad blocker...'

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Re: John Sturdy

"Sometimes I've found ads on El Reg so visually intrusive that I've copied and pasted the whole article text into an editor and read it there"

Psssst: insert Print between the .co.uk/ and the /2015 to get a cleaner view, eg:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/Print/2015/09/15/to_read_this_page_please_turn_off_your_ad_blocker/

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Why the 'Dancing Baby' copyright case is just hi-tech victim shaming

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Re: Always appreciative of a contrarian view

"a term I specifically associate with the treatment of rape victims"

Well, that's your headache. We don't.

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Cryptome founder revokes PGP keys after weird 'compromise'

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Re: Amos1

Well, yeah. Revoking one revokes the other. So it's the public-private key pairs he's pulled.

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Shedload of security bugs squashed in iOS 9 – what the hell went wrong with iOS 8?

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Re: Apple employees are super human?

"Apple has to live up to higher standards?"

Apple – like Facebook, Google and Amazon - hire the best. So, yeah.

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AirDrop hole deposits stealth malware on all pre-iOS 9 Apple devices

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Re: So wait a minute...

The reason the article doesn't mention jailbroken devices is because ... it's irrelevant. The device doesn't have to be jailbroken to be vulnerable.

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Compromised Cisco routers spotted bimbling about in the wild

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Re: Sandgroper

"Malicious ROMMONs are installed on machines are intercepted in transit and the ROMMONs replaced."

Sorta hit the nail on the head, huh?

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In brief: Android security updates, FireEye hushes infosec bod, Feds blab UK school IT vuln

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Re: 2nd round of android updates

Google told me this is the first of the regular monthly updates after the Stagefright update.

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Are you in the 1%? The 1% of sysadmins who need specialized flash?

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Re: El Storage Guy

"The points made are not truly accurate. And, quite blatantly wrong, btw. Please fix."

It's Enrico's opinion. You're welcome to disagree with it.

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Re: Thank You Captain Obvious

Delightful.

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Don't want to upgrade to Windows 10? You'll download it WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT

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Re: Something Missing

Buddy, you're all wrong. We asked Microsoft if people who *hadn't* reserved the update get the Windows 10 files, and Microsoft said even those people will get the installation data.

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That's a Tor order: Library gets cop visit for running exit relay in US

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Re: The Feds have long been supporters of Tor

A long time ago, tedious anon coward.

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If at first you don't succeed, you're probably Google: Android Pay arrives

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Not yet. This is US-only.

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Re: Availability in the UK?

Not yet. This is US-only (for now).

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Apple downgrades iPhone 6S with wimpy 1715mAh battery

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Re: "You're welcome for the tip, I guess."

Thought about it in the office and added it before I saw your comment.

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Re: Yeah, I noticed The Register is in Apple Hate Mode

Yeah so sorry we're not kissing the ass of a huge multibillion dollar corporation. Funny how everyone likes our snark until we pick on their favorite business.

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Re: Hey Reg, can you try to be insightful instead?

Yeah. It's mentioned in the story.

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Apple iPhone 6S: Same phone, another day, but TOTALLY DIFFERENT

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Always assume sarcasm.

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No, Siri – I said PAWN stars! New Apple TV gets voice, touch control

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Re: Have you used an Apple TV?

All right, grumpster. There's a new remote from Apple. It has a little touchscreen on it and a mic so you can shout at Siri. That's Apple's innovation.

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Witness Apple's iPhone-iPad extravapalooza here in our no-hate zone

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Re: Mage

Your friends must find you hilarious.

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Re: I take it El Reg isn't there in person then?

No. We weren't. Apple makes a point of inviting every journo and blogger in San Francisco except us. After the public show, they thrust hacks at the gear they've announced so they can do hands-on reviews, take photos, and talk to exec with PR handlers breathing down necks. And they wouldn't want us within 500ft of that.

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It's still 2015, and your Windows PC can still be pwned by a webpage

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"if I should be amazed that someone managed to find such a bug"

That's the power of fuzzers. The tools are getting really good. Probably worth a story, TBH.

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Microsoft backports data slurp to Windows 7 and 8 via patches

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Re: settings-win.data.microsoft.com.

I've added a few extra details on this.

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Company in shambles, marriages ruined. My work here is done, says Ashley Madison CEO

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Re: Re: A big rat flings itself from the s(t)inking ship

"Why can't our Reg manage something like that?"

Because it was Friday afternoon, my brain was fried, and I'd have to hunt for an image we could clear copyright on. I've added a pic of darling Noel to the story.

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Google makes it official: Chrome will freeze Flash ads on sight from Sept 1

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Re: Dissappointed...

Better than nothing.

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Security for those who know they can't win the security war

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Re: TrueCrypt

"I wouldn't trust any data to TrueCrypt at this point"

An independent audit of the latest source code showed it was clean (see Register passim). That's probably why it closed - the team didn't want to back door it.

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French woman gets €800 a month for electromagnetic-field 'disability'

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Re: Re: Poor choice of words?

Fixed. Can you please please please email us when you spot something wrong with a story? We rarely have time to read all the comments, and I hate seeing errors lingering on the site for 10 hours.

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Coho Data containering in the dock – now with added Google, Splunk

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Re: ZMasterFlash

Full-disclosure: ZMasterFlash is a Coho Data employee posting from a cohodata.com email address.

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Would YOU make 400 people homeless for an extra $16m? Decision time in Silicon Valley

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Re: Or...

Sadly, 40G won't last very long in SV. Even if you take $125k per household, that covers just under three years renting a median one-bedroom apartment in San Francisco. I suppose you could find another trailer park for chunk of cash.

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CAUGHT: Lenovo crams unremovable crapware into Windows laptops – by hiding it in the BIOS

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Re: BobW

The full list is linked in the story – and no, Thinkpads aren't affected,

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Re: x 7

"Strange then that the removal tool you linked to is for Win8.1 and Win10"

Ah yeah, if it's Windows 7+ installed then yadda-yadda. I've tweaked the article.

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Re: It's in China

"Lenovo's commie headquarters is in Beijing"

Whoops – ok, fixed.

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Huge explosion kills 44+ in China, blasts nearby supercomputer offline

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Re: Mark 85

Hmm. I think Xinhua has changed its wording. Either way, I've tweaked the article to match the news agency. May have been a translation error.

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Doubts cast on Islamic State's so-called leak of US .mil, .gov passwords

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Re: President Password

"That's exactly the kind of password I'd expect."

We are quite cynical. Even so, if you can get away with "david9" on a .mil or .gov account then we're all completely, oh what's the technical term? AH yes, completely fucked.

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Put it away: Dwarf's 'supermassive' marvel is actually smallest thing boffins have ever seen

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Re: moiety

"50,000 times the mass. What's the diameter?"

The boffins don't say (their paper is here).

However, what we can do is calculate the Schwarzschild radius of the phenomenon, which is 147km.

That means if you take enough material that's 50,000 times the mass of our Sun (9.942175 x 10^34 kg in total) and compress it right down to an object with a radius of 147km, the escape velocity from its surface is the speed of light.

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'WOMAN FOUND ON MARS' – now obvious men are from Venus

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Re: mediabeing's boffinry breakthrough

"We're seeing the ghost of a lady Martian waiting for a long gone mass conveyance."

Get the President on the phone - stat.

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Another day, another stunning security flaw in Android – this time hitting 55% of mobes

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Re: Get a grip

> This sort of reporting ranks alongside such tosh as 'advanced persistent threat' and 'sophisticated cyber-attack'

Bear in mind, I hate those words and usually kill them on sight.

> I read El Reg for their technical accuracy not their ludicrous hyperbole

Why not both? Seriously though, the story has the technical accuracy, and the headline is a headline - have you not noticed that we go a little OTT? ;-) You wanna know the truth? I picked "stunning" because it fitted the space better on the page.

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It's incredibly easy to bump someone off online, and here's how to do it – infosec bod

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Re: Clarifications requested

> > In order to register someone as dead a form detailing the cause of mortality needs to be filled out by a doctor within 24 hours of that person's final breath.

> This definitely isn't true in the UK - it can take much longer than that to get an autopsy - but it's not clear from context whether it's talking about Australia or the US.

I've tweaked the sentence. I think the gist was supposed to be that a report of the death must be filed within 24 hours of its discovery (not the cause) at least in the U.S.

Don't forget - if you spot something odd in a story, email corrections@theregister.co.uk so it can be looked at immediately.

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Another death in Apple's 'Mordor' – its Foxconn Chinese assembly plant

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Re: "employees aren't statistics"

"Errr, yes they are"

Heartless. Reevaluate your life.

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