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'Pure technical contributions aren’t enough'.... Intel commits to code of conduct for open-source projects

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Spurious conflicts within open source projects.

"the feminazi movement"

You kinda destroy any point you make by using this sort of language, like something straight out of a tragic 4chan manual. It makes you sound bitter and nonconstructive - basically, someone others wouldn't want to work with, anyway.

"will end up driving away top developers"

Yeah, nah. No it won't. CoCs lay out what is and isn't acceptable behavior in a project team. The only folks, in my view, getting really upset with them are the types of people who'll regularly break the CoC by being an arse to others.

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Web domain owners paid EasyDNS to cloak their contact info from sight. It was blabbed via public Whois anyway

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: tachyonhorse

Actually that's explained in the article. The affected domain owners paid to have their personal info obscured, but it was revealed anyway. See the linked-to EasyDNS page for more information on domain owner privacy protections.

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Behold! Blocks and Files is born again as storage tech website returns

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Soo... you're OK with 'maybe' on our reader satisfaction survey?

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diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Still on El'Reg too?

Most of Chris's writing will be on B+F - that's the site for hardcore storage news followers. A selection will appear on The Reg: mainly articles that are relevant to IT pros and software devs in general, such as hard disk developments, scandals, firings, etc.

A Blocks and Files box is on the homepage with the latest links in case you forget to check B+F while looking at El Reg. Hope to see you again soon!

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I'm on the naughty step

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

re: onefang

"not particularly broad-minded"

Look, dude. On a story about NIPS being insensitive for some, cracking jokes about freeing the nipple isn't terribly productive. Kinda makes you part of the problem. There's being broad-minded, and then there's not being a pillock. Some people might want to discuss it seriously. There are or have been plenty of bootnotes stories for that kinda thing.

"not that consistent either"

Report any comments you think are inappropriate, and we'll remove them if necessary.

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diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

"What did I do wrong this time?"

Nothing - you posted in a thread where everyone gets moderated (the Google sex pest one) and your comment was approved.

Some articles are marked for manual moderation on all comments either because: legal issues, or to stop it turning into a shit show with trolls.

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diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: onefang

"if you don't tell me what I did wrong, there's no chance I can correct it."

It's too much of a time sink to get into discussing it with everyone who ends up being rejected or put into the moderation queue. Maybe one day we'll have a drop down menu of reasons. Our primary goal is writing articles.

"The email I sent asking why didn't get a response."

If you sent it over the weekend, we haven't read it yet. We all need time off at the end of the week.

"I promise to not post corrections as comments"

That'll help you get out of moderation. Generally, people are in the queue until someone cracks and takes them out of it and back into normal auto-moderation.

It's just really annoying having an article sit on the site for a few hours with a mistake it in, especially a mistake others have seen but decided to post a comment about it rather than get it fixed.

It's like getting a 1 star review about a bug that a bug-finder didn't report.

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diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: I'm on the naughty step

Hi - it's because you posted a correction as a comment, when we have an email address for that. We flag up people who post corrections as comments so we can check each comment for future corrections. We don't have time to read every comment, but we do have time to read corrections@.

The correction was: incorrect picture of aircraft on a story about WW2 bombers.

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This revolution will not be televised – but it will be sanctioned: Googlers walk out over 'sex pest' executive scandals

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Chocolate

Definitely "Googly" - it's an internal term. If you're doing things right, it's called being "Googly". What right is, depends on the context - ethical stuff with a project, optimizing for particular use cases, etc.

It's - to our knowledge - typically used when things aren't 'right' - "that's not very Googly", "you're not being very Googly", etc.

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People outperform computer programs for 'compressing' pix

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: "the whole thing still makes absolutely no sense."

Ah well, thanks for the feedback. It's just research we thought people would find interesting. To be fair, we do say it is impractical - it's just an amusing way to 'compress' images.

I've added more background to the piece to it's more obvious to folk who don't read the paper or the code.

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diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: "Can anyone explain better?"

Here's how it works: take an image, then have one person describe to another person what can be removed or reduced from the image without turning it into garbage. This works better than have a computer compress the image using an algorithm.

Just added a bit more to the piece to explain it.

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Veeam holds its hands up, admits database leak was plain 'complacency'

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: He Gawn

It's on our sister site, Blocks and Files:

https://blocksandfiles.com/2018/10/30/veeam-co-ceo-and-president-peter-mckay-off-to-new-endeavours/

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If you saw a Google ad recently, know that it helped pay off one of its 'sex pest' execs $90m

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re:"That is an absolutely meaningless comparison"

No, it's quite obviously not - it's for context. Compare a company kicking out 48 of 300 employees versus 48 out of 85,000. It gives you an idea of how many people, as a percentage of the workforce, were booted out.

F'king hell. I know it's Friday, but that's no excuse for leaving your common sense in the glovebox after parking your car in the office parking lot ;-)

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Intel: You'll get 10nm next year – now witness the firepower of this fully armed cash machine

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

LMGTFY

Look up 'after-hours trading'

https://www.fool.com/knowledge-center/how-does-after-hours-trading-work.aspx

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Amazon is at this point a money-printing cloud machine with a grocery store in the parking lot

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Indeed

Tech stocks as a whole have been generally down this week in the US - although Microsoft was all right.

Witness AMD: sure, small revenue increase (4%, missed estimates) and weak Q4 guidance with GPUs, but +67% profit and whoosh there goes 25% of the company value as traders hit 'sell'.

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This two-year-old X.org give-me-root hole is so trivial to exploit, you can fit it in a single tweet

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: And this is news how?

1. If you're providing a shared system - such as a university lab of Linux PCs - it's bad news.

2. It's an amusingly trivial bug to exploit.

3. Lurk more.

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Should a robo-car run over a kid or a grandad? Healthy or ill person? Let's get millions of folks to decide for AI...

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

"a bit of intellectual masturbation, innit"

Yeah, in the office we were saying: just hit the brake. Stop. Slow down.

It's like saying: you're nosing diving into the ground in a 747 - do you hit the hospital or the school?

Er, pro-tip: don't nose dive into the ground with a 747. It doesn't happen that often...

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AI clinician trained to save humans from sepsis – and, er, let's just say you should stick to your human doctor

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: MarkB

Thanks – it's fixed. Don't get to email corrections@theregister.com if you spot anything wrong. It means we can patch up mistakes immediately, rather than hours later. We don't have time to read every article comment.

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Roughly 30 years after its birth at UK's Acorn Computers, RISC OS 5 is going open source

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: "Dealers also lost out."

True. true, just added that to the piece.

I remember buying a Viewfinder from you, Chris. Much appreciated at the time.

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Skype bot airport action, Retpolining into 2019, old Kubernetes versions for the chop in Azure, and much more Microsoft

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

"Where did you get it from?"

From you, you doofus. You submitted it to us as an example BSoD - see the image caption link.

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Is the LOHAN project officially dead.

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Is the LOHAN project officially dead.

Fenke ^ is our project lead on LOHAN, and I echo what she says.

It has been dormant, due to legal and paperwork issues – it's hard getting the permission to fly the thing through multiple airspaces as both a balloon and as a drone-ish rocket.

However, a plan is coming together, slowly, involving a launch site that thinks it can get us the necessary permissions. Stay tuned! Bear in mind we're still trying to run a news website at the same time.

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London flatmate (Julian Assange) sues landlord (government of Ecuador) in human rights spat

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: TheUnregister

I see you've got your internet access back, Julian.

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F5: Don't panic but folks can slip past vulnerable firewall servers, thanks to libssh's credentials-optional 'security'

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Clickbait title?

"allows SOCKS-proxy connections via SSH"

Yeah, we've updated the piece to clarify the impact. Ultimately, the bug can be exploited to reach backend systems, depending on the configuration.

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Apple to dump Intel CPUs from Macs for Arm – yup, the rumor that just won't die is back

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Rosetta-a-like is absolutely necessary

Dunno, dude. Gonna have to disagree. Applications could ship with Arm and x86 inside, with the right one running depending on the underlying hardware. It's not that hard to understand.

The difference now from the Rosetta era (2005) is the Apple Mac App Store (introduced in 2010). Just have the app store push Arm builds (or fat binaries) to Arm Macs. The iOS App Store at least deals in LLVM bytecode submitted by developers, which Apple compiles and optimizes for various different targets. Same could be done for Mac apps.

If you're downloading apps direct from developers, then you'll have to get the Arm rebuild or use Rosetta. If you're building it yourself, then just recompile.

So basically, the App Store, as a central repository, this time around is why the reliance on Rosetta won't be quite so heavy.

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As angels, rich dudebros suck: 1 in 5 Y Combinator women tech founders say they were sexually harassed

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: What level?

"I would think that most people would consider that a bloke asking a woman out for a date is fair game."

Not in a work environment.

"On the other hand if the woman is asked twenty times over by twenty different men"

Correct - you think you're the only person who's asked her out for a drink, and asked nicely so what's the harm. But she's probably sick and tired of colleagues and bosses trying to ask her out every week, sick and tired of trying to let them down gently, sick and tired of worrying about saying no.

"To be honest I probably wouldn't have done that if it had been a male. I yes, I'm aware that even referring to a member of staff as a "girl""

I think you're starting to slowly work through and see the problem here.

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diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Nazz

Not now, mate. This is a story about women complaining of sexual harassment and you turn it around to ultra-rare scenarios in which men are falsely accused.

It's not always about you.

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Party like it's 1989... SVGA code bug haunts VMware's house, lets guests flee to host OS

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: A standard dating back to 1987?

Yeah, VGA appeared 1987 and SVGA cards* arrived that year, too, although it wasn't until 1989 that a standard for programming them was defined. It doesn't help that what exactly SVGA is isn't formally defined like VGA was.

Maybe it should be 1989.

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* eg: Cirrus Logic CL-GD410.

RIP Paul Allen: Microsoft cofounder billionaire dies at 65 after facing third bout with cancer

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: devtrail

I think you're skipping over the word "promise", here. And finances. The guy didn't have a Scrooge McDuck style vault of gold coins. If someone's worth $20bn, they don't have that cash in hand.

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diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Nit picking

He donated more than $2bn of his $20bn fortune, and pledged to give most of it away – until cancer stopped him.

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Samsung’s flexible phone: Expect an expensive, half-bendy clamshell

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Unworthy patent

It's a patent application – not an actual patent grant (yet). Sorry for any confusion.

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Astroboffins discover when white and brown dwarfs mix, the results are rather explosive

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Cygnus, which is shaped like a swan

All right, grumpy. To the people who first clocked it a few millennia ago, it looked a bit like a swan. Y'know, hence the name Cygnus.

This is why we don't have time machines. Otherwise, we'd have people from the future coming back in time to give us an ear-bashing all day, every day.

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I find your lack of faith disturbing, IBM: Big Blue fires photon torpedo at Pentagon JEDI cloud contract

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: "I think you are confusing your universes."

In the unforgettable words of Admiral Adama:

"Shut up, Wesley."

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Microsoft has signed up to the Open Invention Network. We repeat. Microsoft has signed up to the OIN

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Android?

Microsoft has, TTBOMK, wound down its Android patent shakedown.

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It's over 9,000! Boffin-baffling microquasar has power that makes the LHC look like a kid's toy

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: LHC = 27Km circle

It's just for reference. It's like saying Jupiter is a gas giant: it can fit 1,300 Earths.

Y'know. Sense of scale. You people are never happy.

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diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: 25 TeV vs 14 TeV

"That's not much of a difference"

The hundreds of TeV at the source is the main jump.

"LHC is a mere human made contraption"

It's just there for reference as the world's largest/most power particle accelerator.

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On the seventh anniversary of Steve Jobs' death, we give you 7 times he served humanity and acted as an example to others

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Look up "hagiography" in the dictionary

Whoooooooooooooooooooosh.

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The Register's 2018 homepage redesign: What's going on now?

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Given up and opted out

There's always...

https://www.theregister.co.uk/Week/

...which displays a list of articles in date order from the past seven days.

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Decoding the Chinese Super Micro super spy-chip super-scandal: What do we know – and who is telling the truth?

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Anonymous coward

"The Reg article missed a few things"

Actually, we discussed the fact that the companies may have been ordered to lie.

"Some of the chips were better hidden"

We mention that, too.

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diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Grikath

Sounds more like you just disagree with Kieren's points. We spent pretty much all day putting it together while everyone was either rushing in to cut'n'paste Bloomberg or Apple/Amazon/SM's denials.

Instead, here's a technical breakdown of the matter at hand, looking it from both sides.

If you don't like it, Zzzzzdnet's that way -------------->

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100,000 home routers recruited to spread Brazilian hacking scam

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Which Specific Huawei

From the linked-to advisory: the Huawei SmartAX MT880a

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US mobe owners will get presidential text message at 2:18 pm Eastern Time

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: "And EAS alert can be avoided with a mass media fast"

Fast, as in fasting.

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While the UN laughed at Trump, hackers chortled at the UN's lousy web application security

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: JcRabbit

"if the moderators stopped waiting HOURS to approve my posts"

It's Friday - we were probably in the pub, on the way to the pub, or writing fast to get to the pub. Or home.

"basically censoring anyone who doesn't follow the leftist narrative."

That's a hard "no" from me.

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Bombing raids during WWII sent out shockwaves powerful enough to alter the Earth's ionosphere

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: C'mon, we're all anoraks round here

Fine, fixed - we were concentrating too much on the tech rather than the illustration.

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Nameless Right To Be Forgotten Google sueball man tries Court of Appeal – yet again

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: "El Reg are responsible."

We're responsible regardless of moderation - this isn't defamation, which has caveats; this is contempt of court, which does not.

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Linux kernel's 'seat warmer' drops 4.19-rc5 with – wow – little drama

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

"if Linux is permanently destroyed because of this"

Newsflash: It won't.

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Amid Trump-China tariff tiff, Cisco kit prices to resellers soar up to 25%

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Jack of Shadows

"Tariffs are 10% currently, only going to 25% Jan 1, 2019"

That's on the $200bn, I do believe. That initial $50bn is split into 10% on $34bn and 25% on $16bn.

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Microsoft's Jet crash: Zero-day flaw drops after deadline passes

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Kolsek

Thanks - I've added an update.

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Developer goes rogue, shoots four colleagues at ERP code maker

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: The bottom line

> banning guns would not do anything to eliminate the injury or killing of innocent people

Not do *anything* huh? Kinda reminds of that that classic Onion headline that pops up every time there's a mass shooting..

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

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Docker fave Alpine Linux suffers bug miscreants can exploit to poison containers

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: any CVE?

Not that we're aware of.

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Renegade 3D-printing gunsmith Cody Wilson on the run in Taipei from child sex allegations

diodesign (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Jito463

> Why didn't you write "*alleged* assault victim"?

Because the sentence that uses "assault victim" is already bookended with caveats: it starts "The paperwork claimed" and ends with "according to police."

Edit: I've adjusted the wording anyway, on second thoughts, to make it more human - teenager rather than the jargony "assault victim". But my point still stands.

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