* Posts by diodesign

3493 publicly visible posts • joined 21 Sep 2011

Cloudflare tries to explain why it protects far-right forums that stalk and harass victims

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Fixed

Yeah, mea culpa. I was trying to write and edit two pieces at once, as we've got a rush of interesting pieces to get out.

I could have sworn trolls thought she was in either UK or Canada, and when I saw London, I assumed UK when I edited in that paragraph. That was stupid - I hate making mistakes.

It was fixed pretty quick. Don't forget to email corrections@theregister.com if you spot anything wrong.

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Voyager 1 data corrupted by onboard computer that 'stopped working years ago'

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Distance

It's in there – Voyager 1 is about 20 light hours away, so it takes about 20 hours to get a signal.

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Left-wing campaign group throws weight behind BT strikes

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Re: enough is enough

"What's 'left wing' about campaigning for pay rises that reflect the cost of living?"

The overall policies and wishes of EiE are left wing - classic trade unionism - looking through them. It's not a pejorative, it's an observation.

It's funny how some people think we're beyond-woke liberal morons and others think we're channeling the Daily Mail. It's like there's a spectrum of ideologies and we're trying to find a decent spot in the middle.

I have a feeling some of those upset by 'left-wing firebrands' weren't upset we called Boris Johnson a 'Churchill cosplayer'.

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The trade ban that wasn't: US allows 94% of restricted tech exports to China anyway

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Re: So, they are happy with EUV?

America doesn't want EUV or DUV machines going into China.

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Nichelle Nichols' ashes set for trek to the stars

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moderatrix

If you're referring to Sarah, she left more than 10 years ago, during which the Register has had three overall editors (Joe, Lewis, me) and a roster of writers come and go.

So yeah, it hasn't been the same: it's constantly evolving.

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BOFH and the case of the disappearing teaspoons

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BOFH is always more than welcome at The Reg

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LastPass source code, blueprints stolen by intruder

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Why should they have those master passwords?

They don't, from the LastPass FAQ:

"We never store or have knowledge of your Master Password. We utilize an industry standard Zero Knowledge architecture that ensures LastPass can never know or gain access to our customers’ Master Password."

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VMware confirms Carbon Black causes BSODs, boot loops on Windows

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Pedants

I love it when people try to be pedantic. Love it to bits.

The article says the deal has yet to close - so yes, as you say, and as we acknowledge, Broadcom has not completed the acquisition of VMware.

And don't forget to email corrections@theregister.com if you think you've spotted something wrong.

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How Google uses mirrors to dynamically reconfigure its networks

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Re: Re-inventing

Yeah, but the improvements are interesting.

Well, we found them interesting. Cutting-edge network experts may not be impressed.

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More sophisticated and dense

Yeah that's it - it's just rad to see it detailed at Google-scale. See the paper for more info.

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Re: How Google uses mirrors dynamically reconfigure its networks dynamically,

Don't worry, we fired the AI bot that wrote that headline into /dev/null

It's fixed - don't forget to email corrections@theregister.com if you spot something wrong.

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NASA builds for keeps: Voyager mission still going after 45 years

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Re: Correction !

Yeah, we meant that the two probes between them went to the four planets. I've now added a bit that says what specifically went where.

Don't forget to email corrections@theregister.com if you spot anything wrong, or we might not see your comment for days.

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Scientists use supercritical carbon dioxide to power the grid

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kWh

Yeah, it's fixed. It was a bit obvious from the context in the first par. But, fine.

For those saying why trust a whole article if some simple thing is wrong in it. That's a very 1D way one of looking at it. We're most concerned with making sure the main, sensitive parts of a story are correct.

Sometimes that means little things like saying 10 kWh in the first sentence and 10 kW later get overlooked.

Don't forget to email corrections@theregister.com if you spot anything wrong, please.

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Whatever happened to???

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Re: Whatever happened to???

We fired her.

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Janet Jackson music video declared a cybersecurity exploit

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Perfect August story

It is the summer silly season when actual news is thin on the ground. August is the perfect time of tales that seem too good to be true.

On a more serious note, it is just reporting what Chen said, and that a CVE was assigned, which is funny. No one's confirmed the actual issue.

Our readers are smart enough to know how much weight to put on these sorts of yarns.

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Software developer cracks Hyundai car security with Google search

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Probably!

You can run whatever app you want on it.

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Oh Deere: Farm hardware jailbroken to run Doom

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The Linux kernel is not the only GPL'd piece of software out there.

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Tesla Full Self-Driving 'fails' to notice child-sized objects in testing

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Re: Full Self Driving (FSD) was not even engaged!

FWIW we've added a large update to our piece. I'd like to highlight that we drew attention to the weirdly small sample size and the incorrect use of Autopilot in our initial reporting, which may leave readers rightly healthily skeptical of the project's claims.

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South Korea's lunar orbiter launches and phones home happily

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Re: Is there another kind of camera?

Yeah, you know what we mean: it's an extra sensitive camera, designed to pull images out of dark areas.

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Re: Re: Is there another kind of camera?

Yeah it's poles, not pole. And the ShadowCam is just a super sensitive camera:

http://shadowcam.sese.asu.edu/about

Don't forget to drop an email to corrections@theregister.co.uk, please, if you spot anything wrong or weird, so we can fix it right away.

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One way Bitcoin miners can make money: Selling electricity back to Texas

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And also...

...a 1 GW one coming online in 2023.

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Anti-piracy messaging may just encourage more piracy

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Rant

OK, chill out! The "reasonable comparison" and "less reasonable comparisons" was the paper's viewpoint, not ours, which I've made clearer in the piece. Suffice to say, no, we don't think physical theft of an item is the same as downloading something you weren't going to pay for anyway.

One, this article is critical of the paper in that (for example) we note that the paper cites industry numbers without challenging them, which is not great.

Two, Tom (who wrote the article) is one of our top staff who goes beyond press releases, and routinely ruins an exec's month with original reporting. Gimme a break with this churnalism stuff.

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Apple plays the supply-chain card to explain Mac, iPad revenue shrink

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Components

Yeah, totally: we've reported as much before.

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Apple network traffic takes mysterious detour through Russia

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Re: Block sizes

We meant the /19 is announced as part of a larger /9 block, which is in the /8 range. Here's the passage from MANRS:

"Around 21:25 UTC On 26 July 2022, Rostelecom’s AS12389 network started announcing 17.70.96.0/19. This prefix is part of Apple’s 17.0.0.0/8 block; usually, Apple only announces the larger 17.0.0.0/9 block and not this shorter prefix length."

I've edited that part as it seems to be confusing people. A /19 block is smaller than /9 which is smaller than /8.

Also if you think we've written something wrong, please drop us an email to corrections@theregister.com so we can take a look straight away, thanks.

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Chinese booster rocket tumbles back to Earth: 'Non-zero' chance of hitting populated area

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Re: What's the Orbit, Bob?

Well, it's easily Google-able, if you care that much, but fine: I've added it to the story.

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Re: Re: What's the Orbit, Bob?

There's a tweet in the story illustrating potential re-entry.

It links to here.

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James Webb, Halley's Comet may be set for cosmic dust-up

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Re: Unserviceable????

Yeah, we mean not serviceable. Please don't forget to email corrections@theregister.com if you spot anything wrong like this - we can't read every comment.

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General Motors goes electric with $2.5b US government loan for battery plants

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Re: Nissan must feel hard done by...

Ugh, it's $1.45 billion. Don't forget to email corrections@theregister.com if you spot anything wrong so it can be fixed right away.

Ta.

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This credit card-sized PC board can use an Intel Core i7

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Conversion

It was written and edited in the US and scheduled for the UK morning. We just wanted to go home, TBH, so didn't do the conversion. I've added it now seeing as I'm up late working.

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T-Mobile US to cough up $550m after info stolen on 77m customers

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Re: A bit of maths

OTOH $550m is ~18% of T-Mobile US's 2021 net income of $3b. About a fifth of annual profit.

And FWIW it's $350m for the final class action, $150m on better security (ker-ching, vendors), and the rest on other settlements, totaling $550m.

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My Big Coin founder is – you guessed it – a $6m crypto-fraudster

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"crypto is all worthless numbers"

It really isn't. Crypto scams are worthless, yes, so watch out for those. Actual crypto, no.

If you go on Coinbase or Robinhood or WeBull or FTX or whatever, and you spend $1,000 on Ethereum, the price of ETH goes up 10%, and you sell, you just made $100 cash (minus any applicable tax). If the price goes down 10% and you sell, you just set fire to $100.

So yes, real money at play here. $1.5m of it in the alleged Coinbase case.

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"Is that illegal?"

Yes, if the allegations in that particular case are true, that would be insider trading.

Whenever a coin is listed on a large exchange like Coinbase, its value goes up - at least initially.

Speaking generally: Let's say a CB staffer quietly tips you off that a token is about to be listed. You buy thousands of those tokens from other exchanges, or perhaps mine a load yourself. Then it's listed on CB and the price shoots up as demand kicks in. When it's gone high enough for you, sell the tokens, and bag a profit.

That would be pants-on-head insider trading.

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Survey: "What do you want The Register to do for you?"

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Options

Glad you enjoy all the types - it's not so much we'll only do one thing out of the list, it's that we'll do more of what people want.

This is to make sure we're not (say) expecting demand for story type X when really people want type Y the most. It's to make sure we're aligned with what people want the most out of us.

Yeah we know it's a one-shot choice: that will be taken into account when we look at the numbers.

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Get over it: Microsoft is a Linux and open source company these days

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Balance

"journalistic balance through opinion pieces isn't really journalism"

Well, it is. It's an opinion piece. It's like if I have the opinion that Chrome is a nicer experience than Firefox, I'm not going to put in it how Firefox is better than Chrome when that's not my actual honest view.

For some people, MS's efforts in O/S are a positive (it's not going to open source Windows, is it). For others, it's not enough or just lip service (where's Office for Linux?).

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'The Register purchased by Microsoft?'

LMAO. No.

We've done two opinion articles - thought provoking columns - out of, well, take a look at just these three stories in the past few days.

* Microsoft intros clothing line that is absolutely not leftover conference swag

* Microsoft resorts to Registry hack to keep Outlook from using Windows 11 search

* Lenovo told by Microsoft to prevent non-Windows OSes booting by default

And so on. I think if you suggested to anyone at Microsoft that we were a pro-Redmond title, they would think you're trolling them.

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Tories spar over UK's delayed Online Safety Bill

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Twitter replies

The honest answer is: I ran out of time, and wanted to schedule the story before it became old news.

The tweets are linked so people can see the followups. And the article mentions that sending a malicious message - like telling someone to kill themselves - is potentially a criminal offense.

Also, the point of the article was Tories fighting over the bill, not really the actual bill because it's still in flux. And quite a lot of it will be defined with Ofcom.

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Weird Flex, but OK: Now you can officially turn these PCs, Macs into Chromebooks

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Headlines

Yeah, that's fair. FWIW we wanted our article to reflect the point and goals of Chrome OS Flex. It's for people who want to turn their stuff into Chromebooks in an easy, faff-free way, from what I can tell.

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FYI: BMW puts heated seats, other features behind paywall

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Copyright law

Sounds like a blatant piracy protection circumvention, and a bajillion dollar fine and/or imprisonment.

I'm being 90% facetious.

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First-ever James Webb Space Telescope image revealed

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Pffft

All right, smaller, then, not tiny.

Don't forget to drop us a note to corrections@ if you spot something odd.

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Microsoft delays controversial ban on paid-for open source, WebKit in app store

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Alternative engines

Correct.

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Broadcom takeover deal for VMware faces no rival bids

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Re: Requiem for a once-great

Reportedly, the EU is investigating the Broadcom-VMware deal.

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Arrogant, subtle, entitled: 'Toxic' open source GitHub discussions examined

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Re: Eh?

One might argue it's passive aggressive, unprofessional, and not particularly constructive.

I would say it depends on how well you know the other person and the context. Someone you've had banter with, you might say to them "this is 1,000,000 times harder than it needs to be, mate." Someone you don't really know, that kind of comment may be off putting.

Many years ago, I contributed to a project and the lead dev gave me the feedback: "This code makes my shoes sad." It's not a great starting point. I had to ask: was it the comments or variable names, or...

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How can we make the VC world less pale and male, Congress wonders

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"a larger or fewer number of entrepreneurs"

Yeah, that did cross my mind. How many people in each bracket want to start their own business, and how many would consider taking VC money?

But then how many don't even consider it because of other effects... it feels like a complicated puzzle of many moving parts.

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'what wasn't specifically mentioned'

Yeah, that's what we meant by: "That doesn't quite match up with the US adult population."

The amount of funding given to non-White people is out of proportion – whether it's too much or too little.

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Intel demos multi-wavelength laser array integrated on silicon wafer

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Re: 300mm tech?

I can't tell if you're joking or not, but 300mm refers to the silicon wafer size this stuff is built on. It's one of the standard wafer diameters.

It's not a whole wafer being used. It means the equipment Intel uses to make components from 300mm wafers can be used to make these arrays.

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Arm says its Cortex-X3 CPU smokes this Intel laptop silicon

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System targets

Yeah, the 8-core example is for things like smart TVs and the 12-core one for laptops and PCs. I've made this clearer in the article - thanks.

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That's the comparison Arm gave

That's indeed the comparison Arm gave. 12 cores with the latest gen versus eight in the previous generation.

So yes, there's a performance boost there, enabled by Arm's support for 12 cores in its latest DSU.

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Always read the comments: Beijing requires oversight of all reader-generated chat

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"I have never seen so many comments being moderated"

I don't have moderation stats easily to hand but I don't believe there's been a significant uptick in moderation.

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Cisco warns of security holes in its security appliances

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Re: Is this in addition to ...

Ah yup, these four are on top of the ones we wrote about last week.

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