Re: Ahh, the compliance industry. Truly a gift of employment to those who would, otherwise be...
To be fair, a lot of compliance people would be out of work if other staff and management were just compliant with reasonable common sense.
29 posts • joined 20 Sep 2011
the boss falls down a lift shaft - you know, that reminds me of the time when a lift was malfunctioning at a previous employer - the doors opened and a colleague fell 13 floors to his rather sudden death. I tell you, after seeing that splat mark I always check thrice before entering.
boss falls down stairs - did I tell you the story of my last medical checkup. The doctor told me, and I'm being dead serious, that more of his patients die taking the stairs than the elevator.
boss has an air-conditioning unit fall on him in the street outside the office - outside? as in real life outside? I must share this story of the last time I went outside, it was just before that lady took over, what was her name again, Marge something or another...
I'll put a tenner on the boss gets found with inappropriate images on his computer, another tenner says it doesn't stick.
It matters because people with this mentality meddle in everything.
*Should* (hypothetically) he prove this, it would then be used as credentials in other arguments, such as (anti)Immunization, teaching creationism in mainstream education, criminalizing bunking Sunday Service (ok, I'm going a bit tinfoil hat - but you get the point)
"one slide to the left, one to the right and the again one to the left and in an other great patent twice to the left and a tap on the right corner"
for some weird reason the Rocky Horror Picture Show came to mind while reading this... must be my twisted mind
<yeah yeah, mines the one with OT spraypainted on it>
" but, I have to say, it is about time that *all* the hardware and software makes get their acts together, stop bickering about "rounded corners" and "making calls" and get on with making products people will buy"
but that's what samsung wants isn't it? They've made an awesome product(which I own so I am biased) and want the chance to compete in the EU market, which apple is using patent abuse to prevent.
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