* Posts by DJ Smiley

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Two weeks 'til the internet disappears, for 58 Fortune 500 companies

DJ Smiley
Devil

Why would they know?

Anyone who follows the office policy of NOT going on google or wikipedia wouldn't have any other way of knowing.

However the IT guys should have noticed and fixed it for them before it gets to the point it becomes a problem. (Providing of course they are given the time to do such things, heh ;))

Microsoft takes on tablets with keyboard-equipped Surface

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Flame

While I'm being pedantic, try hitting multiple keys at the same time on your keyboard.

Hold 3, 4 or 5 keys down and see what happens. It can get quite interesting.

Fujitsu cracks 278-digit crypto

DJ Smiley

Re: That's some PC they use

But its not what most people would call a PC.

A personal computer.

Linus Torvalds drops F-bomb on NVIDIA

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Re: Arrggghhhh!!!!

Whats the size comparison of usage of Linux against the BSD's?

When I started with linux, I came from a windows system where everything worked, most of the time (unbelievable for some, I know!).

I tried out nouveau a few years ago and it was terrible. It'd kernel panic and die pretty much every boot. If you'd told me "well you can't have the nvidia binary drivers" then I'd of gone back to windows.

DJ Smiley
Facepalm

Re: Great now we have a child

He already did this with his rant about CUPS needing root and other things..... (And I'm not even sure it does once its setup).

GiffGaff in data spaff, goodybag gaffe: ICO says its 'avin a laff

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Facepalm

Re: nothing new for giffgaff

Yes.

The register has never done that before either...

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/10/24/email_blunder/

Indeed....

DJ Smiley
Facepalm

Re: Eh?

Indeed.

Virgin http://www.virginmedia.com/myvirginmedia/connect-a-friend/

BT https://www.bt.com/wifi/secure/tellAFriend.do

Orange http://shop.orange.co.uk/broadband/recommend

All offer something similar for various services.

Passwords pillaged from League of Legends wand-strokers

DJ Smiley
Mushroom

Re: Hash 'n' Bash

Hmmmm

Maybe he has been told they were hashed, and not "we only store the hashes" because.... most of the media won't know the difference anyway.

A rainbow table will still give you the password (or a selection depending if its on a collision. Either way, if people have stupid passwords they are likely to be compromised even if they were just hashes.

Habeas data: How to build an internet that forgets

DJ Smiley

Does that also delete your paper copies of those emails?

Yeah, I thought as much.

DJ Smiley
Headmaster

Re: Geocities?

http://archive.org/web/geocities.php

Most of it is here.

Now TalkTalk cuts Brits' access to The Pirate Bay

DJ Smiley
Facepalm

Anyone wondering what BT are up to?

I'm personally hoping the courts will get angry and fine BT for wasting time. I can't see them coming to any agreement over tpb other than maybe forwarding all the traffic to some other site (bpi sponsored overprice music.com?)

I guess I'm hoping they don't try and pull some stupid stunt where they then go "We are the only ISP in the uk to allow access to tpb!".

Facebook joins Google in warning DNSChanger victims

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Facepalm

Re: Presumably

Which part of you and your colleagues email system uses MSN o_O?

Rogue kebab provokes Carlisle post-pub car deathmatch

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Why?

Why is this on el reg?

We'll pull the plug on info-leak smart meters, warns UK.gov

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Big Brother

So buy stuff with longer warranties then..

Sigh.

If you believe (and I believe its tosh) that the item is designed to expire shorty after the warranty, buy the slightly more expensive item with the 5 year or lifetime guantee.

If no such item exists? THAT'S BECAUSE THERE'S PARTS THAT WEAR OUT. It will die eventually. This is natural.

My 10 year old washing machine and dishwasher show that they were brought sensibly.... considering the warranty on them both was 5 years. Of course, occasionally I'll dismantle parts of each and clean them out / keep them going. The lock broke on the dishwasher, cost to fix was less than £10. There's no conspiracy, no trickery, nothing cleverly designed to fail.

Infact, if it was true, why don't all the iphones die shortly after the new version has come out? Why don't all the cars die just about the time that a new reg. plate comes out? TV's should all die just before the world cup / other sporting event / something else lots of people want a LARGER tv for - that way everyone will buy a "slightly" larger tv.

O2, Be Broadband axe Pirate Bay access

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Hows that work blocking all the pedophilia in the world going?

Oh, you mean you just use it to source the IP's so you can arrest people instead, but now your IP feed is turning up all sorts of random people including grannies and 4 year olds? And it never actually stopped it anyway, just made it more annoying to find?

You can't full block things on the itnernet without going entirely the other way (Great firewall of china) and even then that doesn't work, you need extra things like factories so you can lock your workforce up.... sorry, I mean provide them with accommodation.

Molyneux chisels away at social experiment

DJ Smiley
Trollface

Obviously...

It'll give you the url to buy the next "game" ?

DJ Smiley
Facepalm

Re: Hmmm.

Only if theres a "Prize".

I presume it unlocks for the Xth hit.

Techies beg world to join the 1% on IPv6 launch day

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Re: So, only some what related

\\fe80::0202:b3ff:fe1e:8329\c$

Fixed it a little for you.

China and US argue over smog tweets

DJ Smiley
Trollface

Nuclear Iran scientists requested to stop tweeting....

....as another servo fails.....

Steve Jobs speaks from beyond grave: 'iPads are toys'

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Facepalm

Re: Foxconn-rebranders

and Murdock & Rebecca Brooks never did any phone hacking...

Windows 8: We kick the tyres on Redmond's new tablet wheels

DJ Smiley

Re: Please kill Metro, or at least allow it to be completely disabled

That would leave you with windows7.

I find its hard to not think this is true, because after all even the requirements are exactly the same. Its a design change and thats all by the sound of things?

DJ Smiley
Meh

Re: Rather generous review

So the iP* users don't like boxes huh?

They don't like Shiny?

We'll see - the thing is, this will cause a split in the market which Apple I think has failed to appeciate. This gives windows that "shiny" feeling that apple device users expect. No longer will they feel the need to buy an apple computer to go with their latest shiny tablet or phone. As their new computer has the "same"* boxes on a screen interface their iP* already has

* Yes, I'll think you'll find most users don't know/care that windows and iOS are two different things - both present boxes in a grid format which you activate to achieve a goal.

BSkyB blocks The Pirate Bay for millions of Brits

DJ Smiley

At least now maybe the virgin bashing will stop

So all those people who went "I've moved to sky because virgin suck up to the UK Courts".... umadbro? ;)

Seriously tho, I'm sure i'm not the only one who spotted the rush of "bad" news about virgin, shortly after the block came into effect, I've no doubt that blocking on this scale did cause some hiccups and that they may explain some of the oddities seen on virgins network lately (of course others will cry that its just over loaded etc etc).

Now we can sit back and enjoy the amusement as sky and the other providers start having the same hiccups.

Pirate Bay struggling to get on feet after DDoS to the knee

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Facepalm

Re: Look at the Wookie!

Do Anon need motives for all the random sites they hit?

Russian upstart claims BitTorrent-killer

DJ Smiley

Re: So, in Soviet Russia...

You (Microsoft) pay Pirate (Russians).

DJ Smiley

Re: DoS?

Most torrent clients can choose to ignore seeds who fail to provide data...

And then you distrobute that list of bad seeds :)

Virgin Media site goes titsup in Pirate Bay payback attack

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Re: Stand up for your rights

Move from one of the five targeted ISPs. Loss of business is a good incentive to make them support your cause

How many of the ISP's in the uk aren't just resellers of the top 5?

Yeah, I thought as much.

Wind farms create local warming

DJ Smiley
Meh

Re: Thermodynamics

Except it all got warmer.

You just explained its got cooler.

I ponder about when the generators are active and when they aren't. Where are the batteries, and when do they charge/discharge? So many variables, such pointless research ;)

Ghost of HTML5 future: Web browser botnets

DJ Smiley
Devil

You already can do this with html 4....

Watched a talk from defcon on youtube the other day - basically it detailed how you could use javascript + old versions of browsers to connect to IRC, do dcc requests (so theres your file transfer and C&C); connect outwards to _any_ ports. Yes any.

That means DDoS, mail spam, proxying.... all via visiting a website and a little bit of java script all without requiring html 5.

Not sure how well the current browsers hold up to these attacks.... maybe I'll find out*

*devil icon for this ;)

Gmail goes titsup for 30 MILLION PUNTERS

DJ Smiley
Trollface

Re: Lies, dammed lies, and statistics

10% of (one day) = 2.4 hours

That does.

Service down time : 2.4 hours = 10% of users on average effected ;)

ISPs should get 'up to' full fee for 'up to' broadband

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Not told after you signed the contract..

Sky (when I lived in my student house, I'd never use them otherwise) told me BEFORE we agreed what the speed was to be (6Mb for a 16Mb connection :/ ).

They also told me at the same time with all the legal stuff that this COULD change, and if so I have the right to cancel etc etc.... but the fact remains they told me BEFORE I agreed to it.

FBI track alleged Anon from unsanitised busty babe pic

DJ Smiley
Holmes

....isn't it all a bit easy?

Isn't this all a bit too easy?

Knowing how /b/tards / anon LIKE to get people vanned (This is the art of getting random people / people who've annoyed them) arrested for various crimes, doesn't all of this seem a bit too easy?

I dunno, maybe he IS that dumb, or maybe hes just another fall guy.

Two teens cuffed after Blighty's anti-terror hotline hacked

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Facepalm

Re: Interesting.

They were arrested for spamming with calls. This happened, its quite simple but they hacked a server in a remote place beinging with M - I wonder if they'll get extradited there instead? ;)

DJ Smiley
Facepalm

You missed the bit about hacking into the server in mayalisa, but of course that would make your point rather pointless eh?

Of course my speeling is wrong, I went to the same place that can say "p0ison" without sounding too strange.

Email cock-up blamed in Check Point domain expiry snafu

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Facepalm

Re: Calendars

Hmmmmm

Network-solutions site sucks, I should know, I've been trying to migrate a number of domains away from them for awhile.

And adding every domain to your calendar? Really? We have over 3000 domains all expiring on random dates. That'd be wonderful on the calendar ;)

However I do have a spread sheet, which highlights which domains will be expiring - and if they are to expire (by default everything is set to renew anyway). Oh, and I DO get the emails from our registrars.

Virgin Media's latest throttling rules

DJ Smiley
Coffee/keyboard

All I want....

is a simple way to check if I've hit the "limit" and am being throttled.

Nothing is more annoying than thinking (as I did before after some large downloads) that I'd been trottled only to go onto the forums, chat with an admin and find it was some equipment in the box on the street that was actually causing my issues!

If I could see how much I'd used, how much I use on average, etc, I'd be far more inclined to try and use it "fairly"

Google ads 'misleading and deceptive'

DJ Smiley
Facepalm

Re: It's not tricky at all

like how GEMA polices youtube music videos then?

Because that works.

Apple slapped with second Siri senility lawsuit

DJ Smiley
Headmaster

Re: i am amazed

How about thanking the lawmakers and watchdogs that stop Apple falsely advertising over here? :)

Kelihos zombies erupt from mass graves after botnet massacre

DJ Smiley

Re: If the infected client machines are "known" or "discoverable"...

Its those pesky legal issues :/

New Google tool lets you PROBE YOURSELF

DJ Smiley
Trollface

Re: Does this tool...

Sorry but which google service charges users?

Last time I checked they do the normal charge the companies and everything was pretty much free.

Troll much? Do try harder.

Paedophiles ‘disguise’ child abuse pages as legit websites

DJ Smiley

Re: "follows a particular digital path"

Or it was just a very long url which somehow got randomly uncovered (someone shared / typo'd?)

for example:

google.com/linux/users/x3+_34312123/kerpow

No one is going to deliberately type that in, and if nothing linked to it, no one would ever "guess" it either. They likely also look at the referer, and will only display if you came from a specific page previously. (Or none at all maybe?).

Eitherway, good job IWF, nice to see that someone seems to be able to keep up with the changes in technology.

Record-breaking laser pulse boosts fusion power hopes

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Facepalm

Re: K.I.S.S.

Which non-rare renewable earth metals are you using in your solar panels so I too can have some?

Privacy worth piffling pennies to polled punters

DJ Smiley

443 people.... strange number...

Concidering its the port for SSL connections.....

I smell a rat ;)

You're crap and paid too much for the little work you actually do

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I stopped reading after the first point

Because first its "don't improve the backup process because no one notices" soon becomes "Don't have a backup process because no one notices".

We all know what lies that route. The problem _is_ management. They are lead to believe by some reasoning that IT don't produce value for a company.

This is only partially true, the same way traffic lights don't produce money for the goverment.

Without them, there would be chaos and with chaos there is a loss of income from formally reliable sources.

Big Media drags 142,000 through UK's courts in a year

DJ Smiley
Trollface

Re: don't have a telly then

"Speaking as one who grew up in a working class poor environment, I can affirm the fact that many working class are non-smoking, moderate drinking, decent, honest and reliable people - far more so on average than middle class people I encountered as I caught up with it."

The other 74 werent.

US teens confess to 60-a-day texting FRENZY

DJ Smiley
Trollface

Re: What a disgrace

Yup, the 40+ year old woman my wife nearly ran down due to her walking out in front of the car at a busy junction is definately within that age range.

Lets be honest - teenagers have grown up with this tech and if they've survived to 14-18 age range, they going to be aware of how to "look for cars" while crossing the road. Its the older generation who can't cope with doing the 10 things at once (Hense this report! :D )

Orange 3G data network goes titsup

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Facepalm

"Posted in Mobile, 8th March 2012 14:49 GMT

Get 750MB mobile browsing and unlimited texts, when you sign up to Orange Business Solo 25 before 31 March"

I lol'ed ;)

Metro breakdown! Windows 8 UI is little gain for lots of pain

DJ Smiley

Re: WTF?

Want to eject that CD? Drag it to the recycle bin.

Yes..... thats unsupprising ¬_¬.

DJ Smiley

Re: KDE FTW!!!

You belief that its the best is the exact same belief that the designers at microsoft have. They too believe they know best. Don't hate them for doing what comes naturally.

I prefer xfce :)

IBM arms robo-sysadmin QRadar with virus know-how

DJ Smiley

Is this anything like the software on the stock exchanges...

Which was meant to spot rogue traders.... except some of them (because they helped program it) knew that if you traded in the pattern it expected, you could fool it and carry on?

Now.... all a good virus needs to do is monitor a user, and replicate them..... most users exchange data regularly so the virus could spread and nothing would be "abnormal"....

Still, interesting use.

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