* Posts by Rusty 1

255 publicly visible posts • joined 8 Sep 2011

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Flashback trojan targeting OS X shuns virtual machines

Rusty 1
Trollface

Restoration of balance

Balance can only be restored when your Y and O keys work properly.

MPs label police IT 'not fit for purpose'

Rusty 1

The words "label" and "police" might also been seen to be unnecessary.

Local radio stations band together against DAB

Rusty 1
Trollface

Aye, and what's the most decent Arial? Why, it's Helvetica!

Dyson spouts hot air

Rusty 1
Unhappy

I'm sorry, I can't hear you. You'll have to shout. Yeah, I've got the Dyson on.

Swedish cops free boozy moose from tree

Rusty 1
Coat

Safety

No doubt if there had been serious injuries, Elk 'n' Safety would have been nosing around.

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