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Apple: We never said Siri would actually work in the UK

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Unhappy

Technology?

All I need is a phone that tells me where the nearest pint is on Friday..

Bromine bomb drops toxic mercury fallout

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Unhappy

What have I done?

I have just replaced 640 watts of tungsten lights in our living room with 110 watts of fluorescent lights. Am I now going to poison the world with Mercury instead of Carbon dioxide?

The BBC Micro turns 30

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Happy

Memory lane

The defence company I worked for ordered about 200 for staff at a reduced price. We paid for them over 12 months deduction from pre-tax salary. After delivery, there was a long queue in the stores corridor. After that, things went quiet as roms were copied to eproms, additional PCBs with eprom sockets designed to fit just above the keyboard. One could switch betwen Elite, the word processor and a clover bod wrote something like a spreadsheet. Another wrote a program that kept the BBC churning over all night generating a simple fractal image. Still got tapes, advanced users manual etc in the attic, but I daren't power it up in case the capacitors all go bang since it was last used 25 years ago.

When geeks turn Green: Performance tune your energy bills

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Got a car?

You can cut your bills there too! Pump your tyres up to the "full of passengers" pressure, drive at maximum torque (efficiency) speed, don't use too much gas until the water is 88 degrees (most efficient for heat transfer), look ahead so you never brake and don't wear the tyres out driving over cats eyes. Before you ask, yes, my old man hailed from Scotland. In the home, after boiling the kettle, put the surplus in a Thermos flask and use that as a starter for the next cup.

Its all very well having a class A house, but you need class A occupants as well!

Gates: Novell are sore losers, Word trounced WordPerfect

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I must dig out my copy of Office 4.3 sometime and see how quick it is on a modern computer; I'm sure it would be faster than WordPerfect. Now, If I could only get a 5 1/4 floppy drive with a USB adaptor I could try Windows 3.1 as well... Walking stick, depart stage left.

Jim Westwood, home micro revolutionary

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Coat

Sinclair's IC12 Audio amp started life as a Plessey low-wattage audio output chip. Seconds were sold off to Radiospares, who sold it as a 6 watt audio amp; their seconds were passed to Sinclair, who stuck the big finned heatsink on top and passed it off as 12 watts. Can't for the life of me remember whether it was RMS, peak or "music power", though. I had a Sinclair FM radio, which was also matchbox size; it ran on 2 mercury button cells. His calculators were RPN, just like the early HP calculators, I think. Can anyone confirm?

Lovely electric car breaks out of Oz

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Passengers?

The domed roof reminds me of the McClaren F1; How's the performance with passengers on board? Or isn't there room for them?

Argentina stakes online claim on Falklands

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Unhappy

Domain-

How about .fa? Or has some other poor sod been lumbered with that one?

1-in-3,200 chance* that a fiery satellite chunk will hit someone on Friday

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Pint

Please, please

Get serious for a moment. What if it lands in my Friday beer?

'Find My Car' iPhone app finds anyone’s car

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Unhappy

Where is it?

I know where I put the car, just where did I put my iPhone? (crunching sounds in background)

AlertMe network power-meter kit: Suitable for techies?

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I'm out of phase now

So all we need is out-of-phase appliances and we'll be laughing all the way to the bank, as the utilities can't read what they really use. Don't get me going on CFLs, we either pollute the planet with mercury, or carbon if we don't switch to them. My Maplin plug-in wattmeter (about a tenner 5 years ago) is reading 25 as I type this on an HPG70 laptop, and wanders between 0.5 and 1 when nothing is plugged into it.

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Headmaster

Watts or VA?

Pardon me while I clear the dust the brain out first, but do the electricity board charge you for power (Amps in phase with volts) or volts x amps, in phase or not? It may account for your dodgy readings. I'll get my Avometer...

Brits buy more e-books than other Euro readers

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Pint

More of us can read!

Logically, 5 Brits can read for every Euro; Can't be, it mut be easier to read an ebook in a pub.

Average sozzled Brit sinks 5,800 pints during life

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Pint

Anyone want mine?

I can't touch the stuff (medical reasons, officer) so does anyone want my ration?

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