* Posts by ChrisElvidge

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AI faces closing time at the cash buffet

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Re: Gold rush

And do you really think E Musk will lose his shirt? More likely that "Musk's money" will end up offshore and untraceable (he's a crook, after all) and the people who lent him the money will be left holding the can. This will include all the smaller shareholders.

User found two reasons – both of them wrong – to dispute tech support's diagnosis

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Re: How do you handle users who push back with nonsense diagnoses?

Ah yes, those who won't say what the problem actually is, only their idea of what needs to be fixed.

And how many times do we see that in user newsgroups?

UK prepares to wave goodbye to 3G telecoms as tri-hard tech retires

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"4G addressed the shortcomings of 3G"

A perfectly serviceable 4G phone - data, SMS, voice - on 3G go enough bandwidth to run a single ROKU box.

Change to 4G. Data and SMS still OK but NO voice. Surely not beyond the boffins of wireless? More evidence that wireless networks are run for the benefit of carriers, not users.

MI6 chief: We'll be as fluent in Python as we are in Russian

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Re: The way AI is being pushed in current Smart Phone ads...

But will it be "fun to be with"?

Kensington and Chelsea confirms IT outage was a data breach after all

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Re: dodgy charges

Still, the council is urging residents and service users ..... should double-check their bank and card details and keep an eye out for anything dodgy.

Why are the councils keeping bank and bank card details after the completed transaction? If it is/was still needed, data should be encrypted.

London grid crunch delays new housing amid datacenter boom

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Re: Frack off

insisting on infeasible and expensive underground cables (which are fundamentally inefficient due to the capacitive leakage of HV AC cables over long distances)

Long distance underground and/or underwater (should) use DC not AC. See cross-chanel/North Sea/Irish Sea connectors.

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Solution: big datacentres must provide their own power (and water) resources OR start paying into the general fund for this i.e. taxes. No more offshoring profits before working out how much tax to pay. Also applies to anyone paying "parent companies" for rights to use their name. After all, they use public money in order to provide healthcare and our paid-for educated staff.

Windows 11 needs an XP SP2 moment, says ex-Microsoft engineer

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Start11 doesn't do that, by itself. I paired it with Explorer Patcher to get back to Windows10 menu style - adding directories to taskbar. Obv. Stardock don't recommend this, but for my case (Windows11 VM on Slackware Current) it works, when I can be bothered with it.

Cabling survived dungeons and fish factories, until a lazy user took the network down

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I first came across BNC as an oscilloscope connector

Soup king Campbell’s parts ways with IT VP after ‘3D-printed chicken’ remarks

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But how do you know which parts of the Quorn go into the sausages?

UK minister ducks cost questions on nationwide digital ID scheme

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If everyones' personal details are stored in a huge database then the whole population is at risk from a single hack. My guess is that the details held will include name, date of birth, nationality, National Insurance number, passport number, driving license details, phone number, address and biometric data. Basically more or less everything someone needs for identity theft.

That is everyone except politicians, senior police officers, senior armed forces officers, Lords and above. Add to this list as required.

Manchester hits snooze again on joining Palantir-run NHS data platform

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Re: Straight out of the Sir Humphrey playbook

See also NHSbuntu - https://github.com/NHSbuntu/nhsbuntu

It was invented here.

UK tribunal says reselling Microsoft licenses is A-OK

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Re: Copyright?

You have a Mother-In-Law warning light?

Bitcoin bandit's £5B bubble bursts as cops wrap seven-year chase

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Re: Eleven year sentence ?

China: We promise not to execute her.

Later: She fell out of the 10th floor window.

Aviation watchdog says organized drone attacks will shut UK airports ‘sooner or later’

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Only the bad guys will have guns.

Tablet market stalls because there’s not much new worth buying

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Resolution

Perhaps if the 'cheaper' manufacturers started providing full HD panels, 1920x1080 not 1280x800, they'd sell more.

Help desk boss fell for ‘Internet Cleaning Day’ prank - then swore he got the joke

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Re: Has your tech team pranked colleagues?

I bet Ned (Stupid) Flanders sold them.

Coders paired with bot buddies work fast, but take too many shortcuts

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Re: A perfect buddy

To me, the advantage(s) of finding the solution rather than being given it, is that Stack (etc.) will often include different ways of achieving the same result - with explanations.

Linux vendors are getting into Ubuntu – and Snap

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Re: It's not snap that bothers me...

I use the .deb to install on Slackware - untar the .deb.tar.gz

as root, switch to / directory

for each deb produces from above, unAR it and then untar the data.tar.gz

Microsoft gives Windows 11 a fresh Start – here's how to get it

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Re: Recommened section

Start11 + ExplorerPatcher - not recommended by Stardock, but they would wouldn't they) produces a menu sufficiently close to Win10 + Start10 for me. Add folders to TaskBar.

Ex-CISA head thinks AI might fix code so fast we won't need security teams

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Re: "cut the CISA budget and reduce staffing by a third"

Or even JenAI (see the IT crowd).

Apple faces £1.5B payout after losing UK App Store case

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How about

If you're going to appeal against the unanimous verdict, you must have grounds. You have two days to submit them, we will rule again on day three.

Digital ID is now less about illegal working, more about rummaging through drawers

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I'm surprised no one has commented yet

I am not a number, I am a free man.

Shield AI shows off not-at-all-terrifying autonomous VTOL combat drone

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Re: Numbers

Ask the prisoners in jail whether a sharpened toothbrush or a scalpel can be used to injure or kill others - answer: both!

OpenBSD 7.8 out now, and you're not seeing double, 9front releases 'Release'

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I had a good one the other day. Bluetooth switched itself off so my BT mouse stopped working. Now, try to resurrect BT and reconnect mouse without a working mouse. USB never failed me that way.

UK.gov vows to hack through regulation to get benefit from AI

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The UK's headlong charge into AI comes after separate study published earlier this month found 75,000 days of manual work each year might be saved with the adoption of an AI tool designed to speed up analysis of feedback from government consultations.

WIWAL 'manual work' was digging up roads (navvies), collecting rubbish (dustmen) etc.

Now it seems to mean 'pushing paper around'.

Microsoft puts Office Online Server on the chopping block

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Microsoft's solution is a move to Teams, which the company says "offers modern meeting experiences."

Up and down like a bride's nightie?

OpenAI releases bot-tom feeding browser with ChatGPT built in

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Re: Just for a laugh...

I had the same idea - ChatGPT, just watch this pron for me.

Is PHP declining? JetBrains says yes. And no

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I regularly use bash to generate HTML, too.

Aid groups use AI-generated ‘poverty porn’ to juice fundraising efforts

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More to the point

Why are they buying these images. We know copyright is non-existant for 'AI' generated images. No copyright = no payment IMHO.

Lloyds Banking Group claims Microsoft Copilot saves staff 46 minutes a day

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But what happens when 'AI' summarises the 300 page document for middle management, and then that is summarised for top management.

Is any meaning lost? How does anyone know?

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Re: Accuracy has improved then

Or going home early?

Carmakers fear chip crunch as Dutch sanctions hit Nexperia

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Its main semiconductor fabrication plant is in Hamburg, Germany, but many of the chips produced there are sent to China to be packaged and assembled into finished products.

So bring the packaging back to Europe.

Surely sending the chips to China and then importing the 'finished article' is wasteful.

Boris Johnson confesses: He's fallen for ChatGPT

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Re: If you’re not too fussed about the truth

If I asked your brother which route to take, what would he say?

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Re: perfect partner

Does he like being told he has a wonderful 'johnson'?

Literal crossed wires sent cops after innocent neighbors in child abuse case

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The police must have been thoroughly confused at this point.

So situation normal, where IT is concerned.

Britain's AI gold rush hits a wall – not enough electricity

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Energy is essential for delivering the UK governments' AI ambitions, but Britain faces a critical question: how can it supply enough power for rapidly expanding datacenters without causing blackouts or inflating consumer bills?

Inflating comsumer bills must never be allowed to happen. We have to get to the stage where the more energy you consume, the higher price per unit you pay. So homes get cheaper 'lecy than industry.

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Re: The obvious solution?

Speaking of 'useless degrees' (as Kemi did), should we ban PPE degrees as mostly the seem to be the politicians preferred route to power.

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Re: The obvious solution?

My electric vehicle gets unplugged when full. My battery bank gets unplugged when full.

It's MY backup power, not theirs.

Windows 11 update breaks localhost, prompting mass uninstall workaround

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Pinball

Still works on my Win10 install

Frightful Patch Tuesday gives admins a scare with 175+ Microsoft CVEs, 3 under attack

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Re: ESU is free

To my knowledge, I didn't even do that (backup). I did use it some years ago to transfer a file to someone else.

Researchers intercept unencrypted satellite traffic from space blabbermouths

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Look at who encryped data

Satellite TV providers, that's who. Their business model depended on it. The rest see it as an overhead - so don't do it.

What do we want? Windows 10 support! When do we want it? Until 2030!

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Windows 10 Security updates

Both my Windows 10 installs - one bare metal, one was bare metal now converted to a VM, have been enrolled in the "security updates until next October" for free just this morning. I'm in the UK.

Mozilla is recruiting beta testers for a free, baked-in Firefox VPN

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Re: Nope.

And it works - in the UK anyway - back to pron the way I like it: free.

British govt agents demand action after UK mega-cyberattacks surge 50%

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Until there's a "very real risk" of board members losing their freedom (jail/gaol), they will do nothing.

Benioff retreats from idea of sending troops in to clean up San Francisco

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Could do same to President, for same reasons?

End of Windows 10 support is the perfect time for the Windows 11 installer to fail

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Just learned?

VirtualBox has been emulating TPM2 for ages.

Who gets a Mac at work? Here's how companies decide

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Re: My nerdy formner CEO offered me a choice ...

If I remember correctly, the main BASH developer uses a Mac.

Google rearranges Agentspace into Gemini Enterprise

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Can Gemini Enterprise calculate my Oracle licensing requirements - and come to the same conclusion as Oracle?

This is your brain on bots: AI interaction may hurt students more than it helps

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Re: Peak enshittification

At least calculators could spell 80085

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