Irradiated Monkeys...
... It's one way of keeping them fresh for long trips, e.g. to Mars...
Posts by Joskyn Jones
20 posts • joined 14 Jun 2007
NASA to irradiate monkeys for science
McKinnon loses judicial review
Put down your pens: Cartoons next on censor block
BOFH: Aspie no questions
Judges grant McKinnon extradition review
Friday 23rd January 2009 16:28 GMT 
@ Deja Vu
LOL, I'm sure if the Ernest Saunders defence fails he'll try the Pinochet methodology of avoiding extradition and failing that we'll all be subject to mass hysteria from the rent-an-excuse-for-Gary-cos-we-are-limp-liberals-and-don't-like-the-nasty-US-of-fucking-A crowd.
Personally, I'd wish he was extradited as soon as possible to stop this freaking crass saga of sympathy for a nobody that broke the law. FFS, Mitnick broke the law and did his time, what makes poor little Gary and his "oh dear I seem to have suddenly developed an illness when ALL of my options for avoiding extradition have failed. Please take pity on poor little me, flutter-flutter/puppy dogs eyes"** any different?
Gary, you shouldn't have done it, if you hadn't then you wouldn't be in this position, would you?
/RANT
/Posts_About_Gary
/Believing_in_the_British_Judicial_System
Paris, because if she can, "Young Gary" can...!
**My personal view of events only.
McKinnon wins extradition delay
Prison warders told to can 'hurtful' language
McKinnon lawyers push for UK trial
MPs join fight to save McKinnon from US prison
Monday 3rd November 2008 15:07 GMT 
I'll pay for his airfare to the US....
He did the crime, so now it's pay back time and for all those muppets that will state "he did it in the UK so he should stand trial here"
It does not matter where the perpetrator was when he committed the crimes, his victims were in the US, the systems he attacked were in the US, so simple logic suggests that the trial should be in the US.
After all, a Libyan who planted bombs on a Jumbo was not in Scotland when he did that, but as the victims were in Scotland when the Crime happened and the properties that were destroyed/damaged were in Scotland, they stood trial on Scottish 'soil'. and under Scottish Law.
See, isn't logic easy !!!
Why no c*nt and paste for the iPhone?
'Water bears' survive in outer space
McKinnon supporters plan Home Office demo
UK teen is world's youngest certified ethical hacker (maybe)
Sunday 10th February 2008 09:54 GMT 
Boot Camp Chimps
I'm always very wary about these so called "Certified Ethical Hackers". The qualification appears to effectively demonstrate that the "Show Monkey, Monkey Do" principle is still working as well as it has every done. Very much like it did with the Novell, Microsoft, etc courses where after a week of intense parrot style studying and little if any real world experience, you then become a fully 'Certified <Insert Vendor of your choice here> Professional'.... BOLLOCKS...!
Don't get me wrong, the teenager who passed this course has done well, I know of some Monkeys who've actually failed the course.
All the "ethical hackers" I know and work with would not touch these courses with a barge pole (although some have been known to go on them to ridicule and humiliate the course tutors) and most Security Professionals who need the services of Ethical Hackers know that experience is the key and any Monkey waving a 'pseudo qualification' is avoided like Microsoft Security (alleged) products :o)
/Sunday morning moan
Office update disables MS files
Anti-virus protection gets worse
Friday 21st December 2007 08:52 GMT 
RE: Dr. Bontchev
I suppose you also disapprove of Vulnerability Scanners and and other tools used by security professionals to verify the security levels of the systems/infrastructures they are trying to secure? After all, some of the tools were created by unethical hackers for malicious purposes...!
World of Warcraft spykit gets encrypted
Friday 16th November 2007 08:48 GMT
World of W*nkcraft
Bloody Mushroom Throwing Nerds should stop complaining and get back to making your Majick potions, lotions and whatever else turns you on. I can't believe that you people actually play this game let alone are dumb enough to pay each bloody month!!!!
My idea of Gaming is, you pay your money for a game, you install it, set it up and play it, not to then pay again and again just so you get to kill some level 99.99 dwarf by shoving your toadstool up his Jacksy...!
Give me Multi-Player Solitaire any day of the week! ;o)
UK cops auction off Remington Shite Straighteners
Cornish separatists menace Jamie Oliver
Thursday 14th June 2007 06:41 GMT
Cornish Pasty
Whats wrong with the Cornish minority? Are they frightened that 'new blood' might dilute their stagnant gene pool and prevent them from inbreeding?
I'm not surprised they have someone from the faux Free Wales Army, both groups seem to have an IQ that verifies centuries of inbreeding.
Statements such as "English Out" are proudly used by both groups, but ask them this simple question: "OK, I'll get out of Wales/Cornwall, but can send all the Welsh/Cornish fsckers back?", they kinda go geo-stationary!!!
