* Posts by brainfail

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Microsoft vs Google patent ding dong gets stuck on repeat

brainfail

More accurately...

The point is Google needed those patents to defend themselves from Apple/Microsoft litigation.

Consider this:

M: Hey Google you are infringing some of our thousands of patents! Consider yourself sued!

G: You cant be serious. These patents are for stuff that anyone could have thought up or things that other people thought of first and have been standard practice for years. Your suit has no merit.

M: Yeah whatever. Thats the way the system works and we have been doing this for years. Weve got tons of this crap proving we invented everything and you've got almost nothing.

<Nortel puts their patents for sale>

G: If I buy this stack of equally absurd bundle of patents that Microsoft and everyone elses products infringe on then Microsoft will have to drop their suit - otherwise we will sue them right back! Thats how this crazy game works right? Mututally assured destruction!

M: Hey Google (snicker) you want to buy these patents with me and Apple?

G: But if we all shared these patents then we couldnt use them to defend against your ridiculous lawsuit. They would be worthless to us and we would be throwing money down the drain. Why would you even ask us to join?

M: No reason (snicker)

< Google lose bid, MS, Apple, Oracle, etc. own the patents >

G: Lets take this to the court of public opinion. "People of the internet - Microsoft is playing dirty by using this ridiculous patent system to try and beat us because they dont think they can compete anymore! Look - Microsoft and Apple even bought a bunch of patents together as they conspire against us!"

M: Ha ha ha! But we offered you the opportunity to buy these patents together! There was no conspiracy - we were even trying to be your friend and work together in peace and harmony forever! Look everyone!"

<Tech world goes off and writes a bunch of stuff about how Google was being dishonest and Microsoft are really trying to do the right thing>

G: ...are you serious?