I'm so glad they don't run something important, like a major financial institution.
Oh wait, right. Let me rephrase that.
I'm so glad they don't run something important, like a nuclear power station.
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"I can hurt other people because this is my "free speech". Really?"
That is free speech. It gives you the right to offend people. But the offended people have the right to reply, to offend back, to compliment to talk truthfully about a subject.
If you remove parts of free speech, it is no longer free, as it doesn't allow the chain to continue or to be added upon.
So suck it up and stop being a pervert.
"Although the transfer has been a long time coming, many TSB customers only found out about the planned service disruption via a tweet sent at 5.36pm on Thursday 19 April – less than 24 hours before the digital blakcout was due to start."
Bullshirt. I got an email about 2 weeks ago about the transfer, and a text message last Wednesday about the downtime.
Now unless I've got some special TSB account where I get all of this information before the great unwashed, I would rather think those moaning just need something to moan about to make their Monday a little bit more interesting.
"Unless your car shares components with a more popular model or is popular in another country, you're going to commission someone to make track rod ends sooner or later?"
The 20 year old car needed new CV boots, which normall involves replacement driveshafts. They were very expensive, so I just bought new boots instead and fitted them one Sunday afternoon. Messy job but cheap and rewarding.
So far, Toyota have come up with most of the parts I need. If they don't have it then I speak to a friend in Ireland who then gets me the part from a scrap yard, as my car is plentiful in the scrapers over there.
In the UK, they get shipped to the middle east for parts.
"I'm guessing, and yes, it is a guess because nobody has a clue what will really happen, that they think the residual value of the Tesla after 5 years will outstrip that of the Toyota?"
Totally depends. A 5 year old Toyota Land Cruiser holds it's value better than the same age and spec Range Rover, and has probably broke down far less than the same too.
Tesla will be in trouble soon. Other manufacturers (Hyundai, Toyota, Jaguar, BMW etc) have more or less caught up with Tesla in terms of range and features on their electric offerings. Why would someone wait for the promise of a Tesla, when for the same money they could buy a Toyota or a Jaguar and still get an electric car?
"I get pretty sick of the 'managers are arseholes' mantra. My wife's a hospital doctor. She's very glad that she doesn't get stuck with the shit that the managers have to deal with."
The mother-in-law is a nurse, and they deal with a lot more shit than doctors have to.
Like every other member of staff at the front line of the NHS (so I'm excluding the managers from this, as they're arseholes. And Jeremy Cunt.), you're in a thankless position. But we appreciate what you're doing, and we're not ignorant to the shit you're having to deal with that you really shouldn't be.
Please accept this icon of a beer as a token of my gratitude.
"If I had a dollar for every time someone said Slack was the answer to a business's problems, I'd have retired to a beach in Australia long ago."
Somewhere a flat earther is reading that line, then taking the rest of the article as utter bullshit. Only because they're that backward they don't believe Austrailia exists. But then again would they ever be in a position of trust and responsibility where they'd need to use Slack?
"However, the authorities were less than impressed. A spokesman from Bury council said:
“Has this person, for just one second, considered how families with young children must feel when they are confronted with these obscene symbols as they walk to school? Not only is this vandalism, but it’s also counter-productive."
What about said family who's vehicle is damaged because of a pothole that hasn't been fixed, which could result in their parents either not getting to work or falling in to debt to fix the car?
“Every penny that we have to spend cleaning off this graffiti is a penny less that we have to spend on actually repairing the potholes."
Well you didn't have the graffiti on the road in the first place but you chose not to fix the potholes, so away with you dickhead.
"The initial brief would have the robot follow whichever member of staff has been nominated to collect the beer. Once loaded with beer, the robot would then autonomously follow the staff member back to the office, automatically dodging any obstacles along the way."
So you want a remote controlled tray?
That's hardly up there with LOHAN and PARIS is it?
"Evaporated milk mate, about half a can will neutralise it in the stomach and dissolve the capsaicin oil in the mouth. Quickest fix there is, apart from rinsing your mouth with not-scalding-temperature hot water, which displaces the capsaicin "oil". Kidneys stopped coping with Ghost Nagas in my 50's - like peeing lava."
I was making some sort of snack involving fried kidney beans and chopped up bacon, and I used the Blair's Mega Death sauce (The hottest one they do). Anyway, instead of a few drops about a teaspoon left the bottle. No matter, I carried on. Ate it, and I have never experienced pain like it. I was crying, my mouth felt like it was being stabbed multiple times.
Unfortunately for me the wife was on a "lactose free" diet, so there was no milk of any sort in the house. All I had was a four pack of Red Bull which I brought with me to the toilet. Swilled it round my mouth, gargled it, spat it out. Rinse and repeat, however after 4 cans it was still hellish. Ran down to the Tesco 3 floors below the flat, bought 2 lots of double cream and a 4pt of whole milk, downed the cream on the way back up to the flat.
Unfortunately for me a few hours later, no amount of cream or milk could heal my poor arse from the hellish abolutions I deposited in the toilet.
We were told Saddam could get to us within 45 minutes, and that turned out to be total horseshit.
We were also told that, beyond doubt, Porton Down said the Skirpal poisoning originated from Russia. Turns out that's not exactly true either.
So excuse me for taking this news with a vat of salt the size of Argentina.
"No mention of the UK's (pretty much) non existent UK fibre backhaul infrastructure required to connect all these new 4G/5G masts (mounted on street lights etc) especially in difficult landscape topologies/more rural locations of the UK i.e. Scotland/Wales."
Why would they mention that? Ofcom is London based, so it doesn't matter to them if Farmer Joe doesn't get reception while tending his flock.
"So are you saying you are surprised some media gets allowed and others do not?
Or that you do or do not agree with it?"
Both really. Like I said I grew up with those cartoons which now you'd think would be too graphic to show children my age. Before that there were numerous cartoons depicting various shady activity (the Betty Boop one with them being spanked shouting "Do you wanna be in my gang"), and the aforementioned Bambi as well as The Lion King.
I do think these days people are getting far too sensitive about what is shown, especially as during the 6 o'clock news young children will see far far worse than any cartoon or parody advert can show them. Yet nothing is done or said about that.
"I installed Magento 2 about 3 weeks ago and the instructions I followed I had to nominate an Admin username and password - so there was no "default" credentials."
Thing is a lot of people still using Magento 1.x, as there's no proper way to "upgrade" to Magento 2. You have to migrate, and this is problematic if your store isn't a standard installation of Magento.
There are still people rocking Magento 1.4, because they're too tight to pay to get the work done to bring it to 1.9.
"The BBC... continues to be very, very quiet on this.
Yes, to the extent of making it the lead story on the BBC News site through most of Tuesday, and one of the lead stories on their TV and radio news programmes. Talk about a cover-up..."
For balance, here is today's Most Read on the BBC News website, as of 8:55am 28th March 2018.
1. Shoppers to pay plastic bottle deposit
2. 'Enormous' wildcat found in Aberdeenshire
3. Megabus ads promising £1 seats are banned
4. 5 songs you didn't know were about God
5. Teen hits lottery jackpot on 18th birthday
6. Walmart shelves 'hyper-sexualised' Cosmo
7. Kim was in Bejing, China and NK confirm
8. Plastics purge and firefighters 'sorry'
9. In pictures: Brief encounters through the lens
10. Fans to say farewell at Ken Dodd funeral
A quick browse on the BBC News home page also reveals that there are a number articles stretching back 17+ hours, but none are to do with Cambridge Analytica, Facebook, or the investigation. Reporting a story that Zuckerborg has refused to meet MPs isn't the same as comenting on the story and CA's role in the EU referendum.
The only news organisation covering it in depth, aside from El Reg, is The Guardian. It's been on the top of their website for a fortnight practically.
So yes. The BBC are deathly quiet about this scandal - which is what it is - and haven't given it enough exposure or comment. I'm not saying why or why not, but it's as plain as the nose on your face that it's been given little to no coverage in the truest sense by the BBC.
They haven't even commented on how the Tory government outed Mr.Wiley as gay, completely against his will. But they'll report on an owner going to prison for teaching a dog to raise a paw?
**EDITED at 9:14am, 28th March 2018**
Just decided to go on to the UK News section of the BBC website. Not a single mention of CA or the inquiry. Plenty about the Queen going to see a boat and an owl attacking a groom.
The first mention of Brexit being swayed only comes when you visit the Politics section of the BBC News website, half way down (on the mobile version): Claims 'cheating' may have swayed Brexit poll. Published 7 hours ago.
And that's it. That is your only mention, vauge as it is, about CA, Facebook, Brexit, and the referendum.
Check it for yourself.