Posts by minky

Hankering for a Nobel Prize? EAT MORE CHOCOLATE

The researchers seemed to have overlooked...

...that in addition to a cash prize each laureate also receives 274839 Mars Bars?

'Chinese' attack sucks secrets from US defence contractor

go home china drone clone

Yahoo! scuppered! in! Dailymotion! buyout! attempt!

Dailymotion

About 10:30 for me <snigger>

Huawei boss: Next CEO won't be member of my family

Ren Ping

You'll find him in the Connectivity Department.

Brit cops blow £14m on software - then just flush it down the bogs

'Brit cops blow £14m on software - then just flush it down the bogs'

Surely that should be

'It fell down the stairs, boss'

Bank Muscat hit by $39m ATM cash-out heist

12 Bank Muscat prepaid Travel Cards were compromised... RO 15 million.

Fucking hell, last time I bought a Travel Card it cost about 40 quid.

Chip daddy Mead: 'A bunch of big egos' are strangling science

A 2.5GHz 2.2mW/25μW On/Off-State Power 2psrms-Long-Term-Jitter Digital.......

I've just come.

iPhone queue ‘superficial and pretentious’ says queuing fangirl

"When Apple create a product that cures cancer, then write about it."

The Chuck Norris Phone has an app for that.

BSkyB punches Virgin Media in ads watchdog fist fight

Re: copper wire

I don't get why the ASA don't get onto VM about 'fibre optic broadband'. I'm sure most people would interpret that as FTTP. Bugs me everytime I hear ads for it.

BA staff to google for snaps, dirt on biz-class passengers

Know Me

would that be in the Biblical sense...?

Just say Know Thanks.

Facebook accused of 'wanton' use of Canadian woman's pics

Debbie Douez

Dallas?

Crims fall back on old-school cons to avoid anti-fraud tech

Re: Plastic Crime

I guess in Playmobil land credit cards are made out of meat.

Open-sourcers suggest Linux secure boot block workarounds

"...allowing Linux distress..."

Bit like Windows distress, but at least you don't have to pay for it.

Pumped-up radio telescope seeks new moniker

Fuck Me, That's a Very Large Array

Where do I collect...?

MS kills, un-kills kills Zune player line

Who's Zune?

Zune's dead, baby. Zune's dead.

iPhone 5 a no-show at Apple's 'Let's talk iPhone' event

But, but, but...

where's the Magic and the Revolution...?

Ballmer: Uninspiring performance and a small package

Perhaps he should be known as

Steve mer, since he's dropped the Ball a few times...

Defendant presents Playmobil rendering of court in court

Imagine coupling that to a Google StreetView surveillance feedback loop and we could all get sucked into a space-time Mobius strip...

Aiieeeeeeeeee

Giant iPhone 4 brings Mac OS X to the table

Looks really cool

...hope he has a good lawyer

World first: UK boffins print out working 3D aeroplane

Good to see...

British engineering still must be accompanied by a cup of tea.

Orange puts budget smartphones on the map

Stockholm

...at first you feel like a hostage, but eventually you grow to love it