* Posts by GaboonViper67

3 publicly visible posts • joined 5 Jul 2011

Eyes on stalks: ancient predator a real monster

GaboonViper67

GaboonViper67

That's an awesome looking creature. God sure had a great imagination.

'Rebel' biologist and neo-Darwinian skeptic Lynn Margulis dies

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GaboonViper67

Now, she knows that she has a spirit, because she looked down and saw her own dead body after her spirit left it.

I wonder what she thinks about evolution now that she knows that there is life after death? Hopefully, she doesn't think her spirit evolved from a monkey spirit too.

Chinese coal blamed for global warming er... cooling

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FAIL

Here's why.

"The fact is that we can't account for the lack of warming at the moment and it is a travesty that we can't," wrote one in 2009. Either the instruments were wrong, or the heat energy had gone missing somewhere".

Sorry guys, wrong again. God is just giving you a gentle reminder that you're still just mere scientists. Look on the bright side, you scientists can just call it 'Climate Change', now. After all, that's the best cop-out for failure I've heard in political circles. If it's good enough for a politician, it ought to be good enough for a scientist.