Posts by amlendu

El Reg Street View snappers caught on camera

So what

Got snapped at my 5th floor flats balcony when stepped out to show my wife that there goes the google streetview car. Only souls visible on the 11 floor highrise.

Royal Society says goodbye to creationism row vicar

RE

Do they teach Satansim in RE ?

Royal Society: Schools should show creationism 'respect'

@fLaMePr0oF

Whose skeleton is this ? Darwins. And the smaller one ? Darwins when he was younger? And the baby in the jar? Darwin when he was fetus.

@Louis

I read it in Asterix goes to America.

'Water bears' survive in outer space

IG Noble anyone

This certainly qualifies for IG nobel prze. Maybe we should send all living creatures to space one by one. Lets start with blue whale !

Mills and Boon thrusts into pr0n market

Title for mills and boons for blokes

Jizz and more Jizz

Segway shock army to invade Department of Transport

Segway Haters

"Luddites"

Ice in fuel caused Heathrow 777 crash

Is it H2O ice or !!

When they say ice is it frozen water AKA water in fuel or some unknown element not found in the periodic table. It is water in the fuel gas liquid or ice whatever the formperiod. Why obfuscate ?

Women turn on to a throbbing Maserati

Men with small d**** need sports cars

Men with small ***** need sports cars to pull / pick chicks. This is a well known fact. Thats the secret to bonds success.

Thieves take out Cable & Wireless centre

Cable & Wireless =

Cable and Clueless

Stop before using C&W

NY street-cleaning truck swallows dog

Invite him to London

I want him in my area. Parks are used for dog poo more then kids to play on.

Heathrow 777 crash: Siberian cold to blame?

Missing fuel

Is reduced pressure "Euphemism" for lack of fuel thereof lack of thrust Blah Blah Blah

Congo lynch mobs attack penis-snatching sorcerers

Bollocks

Does it mean they are left only with the dangling sac.

Tom Cruise does splits in birthday boogie vid

Walking on water next !

Waiting to see Tom walking on water !

V-22 Osprey combo-copter hits fresh tech snags

Toss & Prey

Is it TossPrey or just Tosser AKA the aircraft that carries Toss

Boozed Belarusian dodges birthday train squish

Oh Sh**

Hope no one dumped on her !

Has your shifty foreign neighbour got 16 mobes?

Engineers AKA new terrists

The terrorist who drove the blazing jeep into the airport was an engineer

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/6257194.stm

Malaysian woman jailed for worshipping teapot

Shaken and stirred

Islam as always shaken and stirred by teapots teddys etc. etc.

Flame to burn non islamists

Knickerless: the secure data centre connection

Cleaners maybe

It may be from the cleaners. May have been the cause of too much static so decided to get rid of the silky stuff.

MIT student walks into airport wearing circuit board and wires

Arrest was also an act of ART

She was artfully arrested. Should be put in the cooler to cause distress to all involved. Bomb or no bomb she was not natural and nearly a bombshell as well with no shoes. Ask her to bleach her hairs blonde so at least whe will be idetified more easily

Oz burglar had sex with Hoover

Could you put me in touch? 2

Its already patented

Las Vegas crooks go mad for copper

Third worldish

This disease was endemic to the developing countries. Any pipe wire metal manhole cover fences that can be lifted and shifted are good enough for a fix and possibly some regular income.

US boffins demo steampunk artificial arm

warner bros

It seems to be a straight lift from the steampunk movie Wild Wild West

'They threw my laptop into the atmosphere'

Call it shrinkage

In UK the better term is Shrinkage

75-year-old has world's fastest private internet connection

D*ck

Its like having a 14inch D*** with not many places to use it

UK Gov seeks 'scientific' basis for nationality

Ghengis Khan

Whats about the 16 million Ghengis Khan descendants !!

EFF lawyer is smokin' on Google Street View

Another solution Censor bar glasses

Google should issue these for free before photography

http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/black-censor-bar-sunglasses-185524.php