* Posts by Chris O'Shea

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Apple reduces iPhone output, will sell more, analyst claims

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Am I missing something?

The article says

"4.5m units a quarter, which could put Apple well ahead of smartphone rivals like HTC and Palm, and second only to Research in Motion. [...] RIM shipped just under 5.59m BlackBerries around the globe in Q2 - the most recent quarter we have data for - though even that total was well below Nokia's 15.30m."

Wouldn't that mean that Apple would be third, rather than second?

Nokia 15.3m, RIM 5.6m, Apple 4.5m ... with Nokia outselling Apple 3 to 1 ... or don't you count Nokia as a rival to Apple?

... did I miss something in the story, or don't sales outside the US count (in which case you shouldn't count the iPhone I have in my hand here in the UK!)

Mitsubishi eyes Middle Earth for 'early' electric car roll-out

Chris O'Shea
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£4,000 40mph 40mile range cars ...

For my daily commute to work (along the A10) a 40mph car would cause the same sort of traffic chaos and annoyance as the tractors that occasionally join that route do ... so I'd have to drive slower *and* take a longer route to work ... *and* I'd still want to have a car that could get me down to London and shift my guitars and amps around etc. so I'd end up having to have two cars (all those people who go on about "oh just rent one when you need it" haven't faced the hassle of hiring, collecting and returning a car when you live a distance from a hire company and they don't open late Friday evening or late Sunday evening for collection/return ...

... but if I were living in the centre of London then a 40mph 40mile range car would be great, aside from traffic jams and parking, so I might as well use the great public transport (insert your view of TfL here!) except for late night carousing :-)

It's a great idea that sadly doesn't meet *my* use cases :-( ... an 80mph car with 100mile range, decent acceleration and good luggage carrying capability (including uphill for those bits of the M40/M4 that really need it, e.g. coming into town before High Wycombe/Princes Risborough) would be fantastic and I'd be happy to spend £4,000 on such a car ... but they won't be £4,000 for a few years yet ... and in the meantime I can't afford to buy a car with really cheap running costs (and battery life comes in here somewhere as well I believe!)

I'm all in favour of the technology, I just wish it would get here sooner

AT&T freshens tourist-trapping iPhone data plans

Chris O'Shea
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So how does this compare with O2?

If I take my iPhone to Germany or the US, how much will I get charged for data? And given the number of people who aren't technically minded who have iPhones, how many are going to pull out their iPhone in Paris or Berlin or New York (or leave them in their pockets polling for email) and get back two weeks later to an astronomical bill for data while travelling?

Enquiring minds want to know!

ColorWare's colourful iPhone 3G

Chris O'Shea
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About time too ...

... I remember years ago that POS (Pinnock Organiser Services) in Streatham used to offer a similar service ... I still have a Psion 5 in a sparkly blue colour (helped to make mine much easier to select out of the pile on the table in the pub!)

Of course the next thing will be a company that allows you to upload your own JPEG/GIF and will run you off a new casing (the way they have for Nokia phones for many years now).

And yes, I can easily understand why someone would want to colour their iPhone, it's because they've broken their gold (coloured!) Dolce & Gabbana Motorola Razr :-)

http://www.amazon.com/Motorola-V3i-Unlocked-MicroSD-International-Warranty/dp/B000J6EXTY

Intel slashes Xeon, Core 2 Duo prices

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To those that think this is Intel panicking ...

... Intel does this every few months, and have done so since back before there were Pentiums (ask your grandparents!)

They drop the prices of processors, and then they announce faster processors, then they drop the prices, announce new ones ... it's almost as though it was their plan ... oh wait, it is!

And whenever you decide to buy (@Tony, @matt and @D Harris) there will always be either something better or a price drop within at most a few weeks ... so you pick a day, and you decide whether the price today is one you're willing to pay, and then you try to ignore the fact that whatever you've bought is either out of date or reduced in price before the one you bought gets delivered ... sadly that's "Internet time".

TVonics MFR-300 micro digital TV set-top box

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@Rob Beard

Yes, a properly wired SCART would put Granny's TV on AV1 or whatever ...

... what I did for my mother was that *and* I wired the settop box through the aerial as well and tuned channel 1 to the settop box ... (I put BBC1 on a different channel number) so that if the TV started up and the SCART hadn't done its thing, my mother knew she just needed to press channel 1 to get the settop box stuff displaying ...

... actually, once I realised you could do it, on her TV you can set a channel button to pick an AV input instead, so channel 6 is set to give her the SCART AV1 input for the settop box, and channel 7 is set to give her the SCART AV2 input (with the DVD player on it).

Openmoko to release Linux handset tomorrow

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@AC

"we can ssh into machines from wherever we are, that to me is the big boon of opensource devices."

Like you've been able to from Symbian Nokia S60 and Symbian UIQ 1, 2 & 3 phones for years ... don't see where the boon of opensource comes in there?

I know several people who still have their Nokia Communicators since it lets them TTY (e.g. PuTTY) into other machines.

Who will be the next Doctor?

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@ChessGeek - re-regeneration and the Doctor's Daughter

"Given that the doctor's "daughter" came back to life (regenerated? or not?) as "herself", precedent has been created for the Doctor to revive without the usual change of face and personality."

1) I'd like to see her back (and given last I heard she was dating David Tennant, I'm sure her phone number was available!)

2) She didn't regenerate. She was still in that early phase after regeneration (like when DT grew his hand back ... just after you regenerate you are still in a state of flux) ... of course that's just my opinion that it applies if you're a newly created clone of The Doctor (which is what she was/is) and that's why she came back to life, she was still in that early stage ...

3) I'll get me coat ... :-)

4) Come to Redemption in Coventry next February (www.smof.com/redemption) and argue it out with Paul Cornell, I'm sure he'll have some theories too!

Nokia grabs control of Symbian - then gives it away

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A couple of corrections ...

@ sleepy

"mobile internet with GPS is worth far more to any literate human than mobile voice. The worldwide rollout of iPhone this year signals the end of Nokia's chance to catch up."

So why haven't Nokia made loads of money given that mobile internet with GPS has been in Nokia phones for a couple of years, and you still can't buy an iPhone with them yet? (Yes, I know, only a few weeks away now). And where's the decent camera and video capture in the iPhone? MMS messaging? Using the iPhone as a laptop cellular modem? ... And better surfing with GPS has been in Symbian Japanese phones for a while ... maybe Nokia is buying Symbian (and merging in MOAP(S)) to get that done better in *their* phones? And SonyEricsson/UIQ has been doing touch screen mobiles for at least the last five years (not multi-touch, but touch screen nonetheless) etc. so pulling all that together gives Nokia (and other phone manufacturers) a chance to leap ahead again.

Oh and "catch up", er ... iPhone 2.0 is Apple's opportunity to catchup with 3G, GPS etc. which Nokia had and Apple didn't ... (oh and the iPhone UI is gorgeous and until Nokia "gets it" then yes, they are in danger ... but integrating the UI with the OS should make things a *lot* easier) ... and finally "catch up" ... how many iPhones are out there? How many Nokia phones? How many Symbian phones? Let's assume that the iPhone sells another ten million phones this year ... now compare the figures again ... iPhone is still *way* behind in sales ... and for companies, it is sales that matter (or rather, profit and share price) and not who has the prettiest or easiest to use phone.

@ Devtruth Editor

"Symbian are pushing this as an advantage and a 'new dawn' when their staff are lining up outside the dole office... what a pack of lies."

Indeed, a pack of lies. No one at Symbian is lining up outside a dole office. Can't say the same about UIQ of course ... but then UIQ belongs to SonyEricsson and Motorola (Symbian sold their share in it a while ago).

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@Robert Harvey

"What sort of 'open source' is only open to people who pay?"

As I understand things, the Symbian Foundation is the board that decides what goes into a release, which features etc. to incorporate into the delivery etc. and you pay your $1,500 to become part of that decision making group (and to agree to cross-licence your patents).

It will (it says) take two years to get the code ready for full open-source (I assume there are IP and licensing issues to sort out, plus whatever they are doing to merge S60, UIQ and MOAP(S)), in the meantime it's starting with Foundation members ... it's all on the public www.symbianfoundation.org web page.

"The Symbian Foundation platform will be available to members under a royalty-free license from this non-profit foundation. The Symbian Foundation will provide, manage and unify the platform for its members. Also, it will commit to moving the platform to open source during the next two years, with the intent to use the Eclipse Public License. This will make the platform code available to all for free, bringing additional innovation to the platform and engaging even a broader community in future developments."

Nokia pays 8 2* years' royalties in advance

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@anon coward 2,4,8,16 royalties ...

>I must be missing something here, but aren't all these years-of-royalty calculations >missing the point that Nokia has payed the 'royalty advance' but still needs to pay the >salaries of all their new Symbian employees? Previously they handed out the cash and >Symbian distributed (much/some of) it to the staff.

I believe Nokia has been looking for good developers, technical architects etc. as they are continuing to grow ... this way they have increased their development team by over 1,000 people without having to do a single interview, read a single CV or pay a recruitment firm ...

... previously Symbian (after starting with big cash injections from all the partners) has been making a profit on royalty payments and so has been paying their own staff, putting cash in the bank and reinvesting in expansion (hiring new people, opening new offices, buying in technology etc.) ... so yes, I expect this will cost Nokia something ... but it's also an investment (as is buying most companies) that Nokia reckons is going to make it money ... I'm sure they think having more developers and a single UI (plus the open source aspects) will mean they will be able to get new phones out quicker/cheaper and with the features people want .. and so they'll sell more phones (or as Nokia seems to ilke calling them "handheld devices/multimedia computers/mobile devices" ... and many of the big handset manufacturers reckon that higher functionality mobile devices (camera/email/web/phone/maybe TV/mp3 player) is the growth area of the market (people who just want "a phone" are paying very little for such, and there's lots of competition, so there's not a lot of profit unless you can sell many many millions of them, as Nokia have done and will probably continue to do with S40) ... but the bigger profit is there in mid-range and feature phones. And that's where the Symbian Foundation OS will come in.

>Or maybe they don't plan on having any new symbian developers, since the delighted >and enthusiastic open source community will be doing all the future work.

Could be! But as the open source isn't coming until 2010, I think Symbian employees will probably have a job until then :-)

>Actually, is there going to be any open source, or just a royalty free platform?

You really need to read other things than just The Register. Symbian Foundation initially will be providing a royalty-free platform for foundation members (currently costs $1,500 to join) and is committed to releasing an open source version (once everything has been combined in and the various IP is sorted out) in, I believe, 2010 ... it's all on the Symbian Foundation website ...

O2 prices up the latest iPhone

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Upgrading to iPhone 2.0 if you've got an iPhone 1.0 on O2 ...

Unlike many commenters here, I've gone and read the O2 site ...

... yes, if you bought the first generation iPhone then you can get a 2nd generation at the same price as new customers ... sounds terrible until

1) it gets you out of the rest of your initial 18 month contract

2) you *can* choose to go to the £30 tariff (as I understand it)

3) you get to keep your v1 iPhone and stick a PAYG SIM in it

4) you can keep, sell or give your v1 iPhone to a family member, friend or stranger in the street (hint, I would *love* one if you don't have a more worthy recipient!)

So you get the 2nd Gen iPhone and just have to sign up for the new 18 month contract starting straight away (you have until October 11th to take up this offer), and you don't have to pay anything else for your 1st Gen iPhone (contract ended with no penalty and you get to keep the phone and put it on PAYG if you want)

Sounds like a fantastic offer, and yet people still moan ....

Samsung sneaks out snazzy 3G iPhone rival

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@wonderkind

You were doing so well until you revealed you know nothing about the history of cars ...

... they have had all sorts of hand and foot operated controls for things like acceleration and clutch, they are still playing with how gears should be changed (flappy paddles etc., semi-automatic gear boxes, infinitely variable gearboxes etc.) and they can't even agree on whether you start the car by turning the key or pressing a start button. Even the steering wheel (which seems so obvious now) wasn't always the way of steering a car.

"Long term productivity" ... I know nearly zero people who keep a phone for more than three years (except those that just want a phone to make calls and nothing else). And of those, half stick to the UI they first learned, and the others switch to something different having hated the UI and wanting to try something else ...

... sure the iPhone UI is great, and the integration is wonderful too ... and there are thousands of engineers out there working on improving other phones, not to "copy" the iPhone but to add more features and make the phones easier to use ... and those two things aren't always compatible. Apple chose to make a simpler phone that had a great UI, and has sold several million of them. Nokia chose to add features that people said they wanted (GPS, better video camera, different colours, different shapes, different features) and has sold a billion (I believe).

I don't deny the iPhone is a giant leap forward in usabilty, but all the things you're asking for in the new iPhone have been in other phones for ages already, so claiming that the other phones are years behind is a hard claim to take seriously. Each company has spent time and effort to provide functionality, and you happen to like the usability of the iPhone but want other functionality added ... other companies put those functions in first and can now work on the usability.

I'd rather have GPS and keyboard that works now, rather than have a phone that is pretty and easy to use, but doesn't do what I want. But YMMV.

SanDisk makes sub-SSDs for sub-laptops

Chris O'Shea
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@Joe K - Netbook is Britsh!

Joe, the Psion Netbook dates back to at least 1999 (http://3lib.ukonline.co.uk/historyofpsion.htm) and many people have been waiting for any company to bring out something with the same usability (decent keyboard, reasonable screen, excellent battery life) for the last decade, and we're only just getting towards that same class of machine now with the eeePC etc. but with much shorter battery life.

So "Netbook" is a great name with a great British history, not "yank" :-)

Man barred from posting crimes on YouTube

Chris O'Shea
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Freedom of "speech" = Freedom of Expression

What right do the police have to ban him from making and posting up videos of his crimes? If they believe that he is going to cause crimes so he can video them or to promote unhealthy or immoral behaviour, then I believe it comes under section (2) of Article 10 of the Human Rights Act 1998. Section 1 says you have the right to put this stuff up, then section 2 says except when the law says you can't.

Human Rights Act 1998

Article 10: Freedom of Expression

(1) Everyone has the right of freedom of expression. This right shall include freedom to hold opinions and to receive and impart information and ideas without inference by public authority and regardless of frontiers. This Article shall not prevent States from requiring the licensing of broadcasting, television or cinema enterprises.

(2) The exercise of these freedoms, since it carries with it duties and responsibilities, may be subject to such formalities, conditions, restrictions or penalties as are prescribed by law and are necessary in a democratic society, in the interests of national security, territorial integrity or public safety, for the prevention of disorder or crime, for the protection of health or morals, for the protection of the reputation or rights of others, for preventing the disclosure of information received in confidence, or for maintaining the authority and impartiality of the judiciary.

Dutch transit card crippled by multihacks

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Open Source is not always the answer ...

... so you create your fantastic OpenSource farecard, release the code to the world, and produce 100 million cards which are used everywhere ...

... and now tens of thousands of basement hackers and students are studying your implementation to find any weaknesses and even if it takes them six months or a year or more to crack/hack/spoof or otherwise reduce in effectiveness, you've now got a vast expense to replace or upgrade those 100 million cards. And thanks to the OpenSource ethos, that bypass/crack will be around the world before you can reprogram card one.

Sure it only takes one person/group to crack a card, but giving them the source code and such makes it easier for the hacker ...

... of course if you can get people working on looking at holes *before* it is put into use, that would be better ... but let's be honest, there will be more people looking, and looking harder, to break the system once it is in action, and it will cost *a lot* to recover from that (assuming the flaw isn't so basic that you end up having to just discard all the cards and start from scratch).

Intel launches R&D initiative to invent PDA

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Ah the future, Intel is late as usual ...

[QUOTE] "the traditional PDA device has now been all but killed off by the smartphone ...

... but give Intel's researchers five to ten more years and his vision might just come to be realised ...

... so the built-in GPS and Google Maps app know exactly where you are and can feed that into your other apps. The gadget's multi-mode radio is capable of hopping from Wi-Fi to 3G or WiMax (maybe) right at the moment you leave the building, so you're connectivity's not interrupted, ensuring the route the device has planned for you - it knows you have a meeting in a hour - can be changed as soon as it learns there's a big traffic foul-up on the way.

Your PDA's already checked the weather report and told you to bring a brolly."[/QUOTE]

So Intel are basically saying they've been to the Smartphone show and liked what Nokia, SonyEricsson, Motorola, Samsung etc. have already announced and will join the party in, what, five to ten years?

"Freeway" (Symbian) gives you "hopping from Wi-Fi to 3G or WiMax", the "Location Based Services" give you GPS maps and such that interact with your calendar and can pull down current weather reports for where your plane is going to land etc.

There's very little in Intel's announcement that can't be done with smartphones now, and mostly it's just a matter of writing applications that talk to each other (easier on an open platform like Symbian or Linux, though when iPhone gets GPS and the next release of the devkit it may be easier on there too). And phone manufacturers are competing to add "killer functionality" to your handset to convince you to keep upgrading ... in five years time Intel will still be behind the curve based on this announcement. Still, competition is good :-)

It's all great stuff Intel, which is why everyone else is already doing it.

Boffin seeks US Blu-ray, mobile phone import ban

Chris O'Shea

Patents are good for you ...

... the point of a patent is to reward someone who spends time, effort or has a leap of inventive genius and comes up with an idea, and to stop other people just going "oh that's clever, I'll steal it and make money off it".

Of course people would still invent things if there were no patents, and lots of people do and put things into the public domain every day. Other people have toiled away in a lab or a shed for years to get something working, have produced hundreds of prototypes that failed, and when finally they get one that works, it is fair for society to grant them some protection, if they request it, to stop somoene else coming in and skipping the research or genius part and just profiting from it.

But, and this is another key point, in a Patent you must publish your idea for everyone else to see, and they are then free to come up with a different method of achieving the same result. And at the end of the patent period, everyone now has the full description of how to achieve that result.

In many cases patents are granted unless challenged early on, but can then be dismissed later if someone can find that it was already known/on the market (prior art), so just because someone patents "a method of swinging on a swing", doesn't mean it's going to remain a valid patent, or that you can't come up with your own method of swinging.

And to all the idiots saying "why don't they just go patent the wheel/fire/electricity", because they all already exist and any patent would thus fail the prior art test, morons.

This LED development certainly appears to be a "new" invention (at the time of the patent), non-obvious, no prior art, and properly drawn up.

I am not a lawyer (but I have been on my company's Intellectual Property course and have read a chunk of the published lawbooks) and so this next bit is speculation ...

... I believe there isn't a requirement to jump in immediately and say "hey, you're infringing my patent" but that the law courts would look dimly on a case where it appeared that the patent holder had waited for millions of, say, Bluray players to be built and only then jumped up and said "hey!". I would hope in that case the judge would find that the players did infringe the patent but assert that the licensing fee and fine payable would be negligible, so as to both confirm the force of patent law but to stop frivilous and sand-bagging cases.

MIT plans to roll out 'folding' car

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You don't own a CitiCar ...

all those people asking how you get "your" one out of the stack, you don't. You don't have your own CitiCar, the same way you don't own your own supermarket trolley (well, I don't anyway!)

Commenters seem to have missed

"hundreds of the City Cars could be parked around cities at charging points and available for hire with a quick swipe of the credit card."

It will be a bit like the new driverless "cabs" at Heathrow Terminal 5, but you'll have more than one destination you can go to :-)

http://www.holidayextras.co.uk/news/airport/futuristic-transport-for-heathrow-terminal-5-4443.html

Nokia starts tagging photos

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@W - tagging vs heirarchy

I can't believe I'm having to type this (ok, I don't *have* to type this but ... )

I have pictures taken at the Cambridge Folk Festival every year for the last six or seven years, different bands each year, but many of the same friends there. I have pictures taken at the Cropredy Folk Festival for the last 8 years, different bands most years, many of the same friends each year (with small overlap of friends from Cambridge). I also have pictures of those same friends at other events (non-festival)

So now I want to find my pictures of, say, The Dubliners, or my friend Alison, or of pretty sunsets, or of food stalls at folk festivals ... what single heirarchy allows me to find those quickly?

There isn't one, photos need tags.

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@AC doesn't get out enough ...

"I'm sure I've never had too big a problem with tagging my pictures appropriately.... If I can't work out what the picture was just by looking at it, then I'm obviously doing it wrong.."

Last year I spent three weeks touring Japan, taking approximately 9,000 photos ... after a while one temple looks like another ... but I also took a GPS data logger with me, and by matching time stamps I can find out where I was when I took each of those photos. It's been a total godsend.

Sure if you're at the LedZep gig at the O2 and need to have a GPS fix to tell you where you are, you're probably enjoying the wacky-baccy too much, but if you do a lot of travelling (or are taking photos for an estate agent or surveying building sites etc.) then having the location of the picture available is of far more use than storing what camera took the picture (which *is* in the EXIF data)

And yes, sometimes it's really amsuing to know which camera you used too ...

Nokia unveils the N96 and N78

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TV Licensing

Actually battery powered TVs are not exempt, they are just covered by your home TV licence. If you don't have a home TV licence, then (IMHO and IANAL) you will have to pay. Also (as I read it) if you watch TV on your phone at some other location *and* have it plugged into the charger, it's no longer "battery powered" and so would have to have a licence at that location (except there are exceptions for caravans and various other things)

To quote

"It makes no difference how you watch TV - whether it's on your laptop, PC or mobile phone or through a digital box, DVD recorder or TV set - if you use any device to receive television programmes as they're being shown on TV, the law requires you to be covered by a TV Licence."

The link is too long, but it's on the TV Licensing website under the FAQ "Do I need a TV Licence if I only watch programmes online?"

OpenMoko preps Linux phone prototype

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@Asher Pat - other phone manufacturers ...

"with the other mobile phone players cant even bring themselves to copy the good things of the iPhone,"

Such as?

Touch screen was available years ago

Video playback was available years ago

MP3 and AAC playback, years ago

Wi-Fi, not as many years, but still before iPhone

Gui interface, years ago

Not sure about the rotation sensor, about who had it out first, but it was certainly in demo phones at shows before the iPhone came out, and it's in some current Nokias (and perhaps other phones)

Synchronising contacts, emails, notes etc. all there before iPhone (though I will admit it looks like iPhone may do that better, but it's not new, just works properly!)

and of course there's ...

Memory card support

sending text to multiple recipients

cut and paste

3G connectivity and high speed data

Video conferencing

Ability to swop in a spare battery

3Mp and up camera

FM radio

real GPS (not triangulation from cell towers, but actual GPS from satellite)

Thousands of games and applications to download and run natively on the handset, including alternative web browsers etc.

Using the built in camera as an OCR device to scan business cards (my SonyEricsson P990i can, though it's something I've only ever used once!)

... oh wait, I believe people have said iPhone can't do those, but other handsets can.

And there are things I just don't know if the iPhone can do ...

... for example can you say the name of a person into the phone and it will find the phone number and dial it for you? My SonyEricsson P910i did that years ago and I'm sure wasn't the first phone to do so.

So which things are "new" to iPhone that the other manufacturers are not "copying"? Sure there are things the iPhone does better, but I think you'll find that the other manufacturers are all racing to continually develop better phones and any feature (that's not tied down by patent) will appear in other phones within a year.

I love the iPhone, but when will peoplel realise it's an evolutionary device that has left out a lot of functionality in order to get to market at a reasonable time (I expect the v2 and v3 iPhones to add a lot of the missing functionality, such as 3G/GSM connectivity) and that just about all the individual features already existed in other phones. It's just that Apple is excellent at pulling things together and making them work together in a user-friendly way, something the other phone manufacturers could do better!

Samsung shows very skinny telly

Chris O'Shea
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Text from video ...

... er, it's basically all in the title of the article. The girl on the stand says it's a 50" LCD TV that's 1" thick and that all the standard connectors are at the back ... the video picture is from a cameraphone as far as I can tell, and at an angle to the screen at a distance, (and remember how good LCD screen images look from side angles, i.e. not very) and is quite low res and noisy.

So you're not missing anything from not seeing the video, there just aren't any specs in the video either.

N95 struggles to find itself

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Chicken Tikka Masala ... British

... it's hard to say exactly, but there are a lot of people who think it's Scottish in origin, having been invented by a chef at an Indian restaurant in Glasgow in the late 1960s

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/special_report/1999/02/99/e-cyclopedia/1285804.stm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tikka_masala

Though apparently *everything else* is Indian

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goodness_Gracious_Me_%28TV_%26_radio%29#Recurring_characters

Mr. "Everything comes from India"

German air passenger quaffs litre of vodka

Chris O'Shea

Replies to several comments and personal experience

@Simon Neill

Doesn't matter if they are sealed or unsealed. It doesn't matter if you're willing to prove them safe by drinking some. You still can't carry them through security (which is the important bit) but you can buy them from shops once you are through security.

@Cameron Colley

It's the going through security bit ... if you buy them once you are through security you can carry them onboard the aircraft. If you have to go through security again, they will make you throw them away if you can't put them into your hold baggage.

@Mattyod

What the others have said, if you can fit 10x100ml bottles in a one litre bag you can bring them all (if you can fit 20x100ml bottles into a one litre bag you can bring them and your tardis too!) but certainly if you wanted to bring 70cl of wine, decanting it into 7x100ml bottles and then putting them all into one 1 litre bag would be fine (remember, you can only bring one 1 litre clear ziploc bag with liquids and gels in it, and that it is almost impossible to find a shop that sells one litre ziploc bags, Tescos only sell small/medium/large in my local shops)

@Ross Jeremy

Sadly 99% of security people won't allow you to bring, say, 100ml of suntan lotion in a 150ml bottle. I know it's silly, but if the contain is designed to hold more than 100ml (well, plus a small amount of air space near the top) then you can't bring it as carryon *unless it is empty*! So you can take an empty water bottle on board a plane, but not one with a small amount of water in it, even if it is less than 100ml (and yes, that has happened to me)

And I had a similar problem with Nuremberg, in that I went through security and bought a bottle of water and a bottle of diet coke, and then had to change planes in Switzerland where security made me throw both of them away even though I'd bought them after security in Nuremberg ...

TV heavyweights build on-demand supersite

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BBC LIcence Fee

£10.96/month (with discounts for various people such as the blind and the elderly)

which is spent as follows (according to their website)

£7.54 - Eight national TV stations plus regional programming

£1.17 - Ten national radio stations

£0.75 - Forty local radio stations

£0.49 - Over 240 websites

£1.01 - transmission costs and other costs including TV licence collection

And somewhere in there is the subsidy for helping Channel 4 switch over to digital broadcasting and for the rest of the big digital switchover so the government can sell off the old analog channels.

As a "public service" broadcaster, the BBC service is available in much the same way that schools, rubbish collection, NHS hospitals etc. are. Even if you don't use the services, there's a cost that is spread among a larger group of people. To make it a little "fairer", they only charge the licence fee from people that have some sort of TV receiver (even if it is a tuner card in a PC that is only used to watch ITV). And for reasons I haven't seen explained, they make the websites and such available to people in other countries at no cost (though they do add advertising to some websites such as BBC News).

And to help fund the BBC, they have groups such as BBC Enterprises/Worldwide which sell BBC productions to other countries and then use the money to help make more programming and keep the licence fee down.

I *do* think that if you have a TV licence you should be allowed to watch TV whereever you are (in the world). But then I'd expect the TV licence to become more of a "per person" rather than "per household" fee, and perhaps rolled into general taxation which would make it harder to give individual discounts based on disability or age (would have to be refunded via tax credits and/or higher pensions etc.)

However I can't see why my licence fee money is being spent on making EastEnders. The Archers at least has some nearly subliminal information about farming policies, innoculations, European regulations etc. encoded into it, but EastEnders appears to have no socially redeeming or educational content at all. Even something like The Weakest Link is promoting knowledge and belitting ignorance, so it has some societal value.

Actually, I take it back about EastEnders ... they *do* try to show people getting on in a multi-cultural society and occasionally have story lines about things like Breast Cancer and Spousal Abuse which are then supported through information and support lines after the show ... so as a form of societal normalisation and encouraging tolerance and such I'll grudgingly accept it.

Now buying in Neighbours or some other foreign soap, less good ...

Even Top Gear has shown me parts of the world (the Polar Ice Caps and parts of Africa) in an entertaining way that was also educational and made me want to find out more about them (much the same as Long Way Down), and I have no objection to being entertained as part of my licence fee (education doesn't have to be boring, dull or tedious, and not everything has to be educational every moment it is on).

Sorry about that, drifted off into a rant ... :-)

I pay for schools, though I have no children, plus a lot of other services for society that I use to a greater or lesser extent ... because being part of a society means that we each have to play a role whether it is as a giver or receiver or both. The child that gets educated with my money this year, may be my doctor, MP or plumber in ten years time, and I'd like to hope they'd be good at their job.

So I'm happy to pay for all the BBC services (like 1Xtra and UK Parliament) that I'll probably never use as part of being British and living in this society ... and knowing that somewhere there's a 1Xtra or 5Live listener (with a TV licence!) that's helping to sponsor next year's BBC Radio 2 Cambridge Folk Festival :-)

And in the meantime, if I want to watch/listen to BBC content while travelling, I'll either download it in the UK and stick it on my iPod to watch/listen to later, or I'll invest in something like a Slingbox so I can watch it on my phone/PC while travelling.

Virgin Media boss in shock exit

Chris O'Shea

(mostly) happy Virgin customer here ...

I've got phone, 20Mb broadband and cable TV supreme package here and while there are a few glitches, I'm happy in general, and between their Telewest days and now I've had to phone up a few times with problems and they've been fantastic at getting them sorted out.

The worst one was a broadband problem which they took me step by step through testing all the kit and it turned out to the be the ethernet card in my PC ... and even on a free call (Telewest) they stayed on the line while I changed the card, rebooted the machine and made sure that the MAC address (which was used for identification in those days) updated through their database and I was back online. That sort of service has made me stick through the rebranding and Sky problems.

And following advice from other people, after the sky fiasco I phoned up and threatened to cancel and they gave me a £30/month discount for six months, dropping to at £20/month discount for as long as I stay with them. It did take hanging on hold for 30 minutes to get it, but I reckon that saving £300 the first year and £240/year thereafter is worth the 30 minutes effort!

OSI Prez confronts irate users over 'badgerware' license

Chris O'Shea

Attribution licenses are not new ...

... as someone who has written commercial code *and* documentation for more years than I'm prepared to admit, I've had to put in attribution text/logos many many times. It's very standard with "pay for" software, DLLs etc.

For example, writing EDI software and wanting to use the SAP interface, means having to put in the appropriate logo and text somewhere in the documentation ...

... and surely people have spotted the number of Microsoft products that, when they start up, have small print in the splash screen saying something like "portions of this software are based on code from some small company that we bought and then crushed" or something like that?

For example, start up MS-Word, click on "Help >> About Microsoft Word", look at the long list of attributions for spelling dictionaries, templates etc.

It's more important to have this when you're not distributing source because otherwise the final user has no way of knowing who contributed to their application ... and we are all such fame hounds we need to let people know that *we* wrote that bit of code and not Microsoft :-)

Even when attribution is in the source I think you'll find most "users" out there won't read the source code. So having a popup or otherwise with your details in it is the only way of getting your company known as the best company for, say, progress bar dialogs.

BOFH: Talking to tradesmen

Chris O'Shea

Episodes 13 and 19

They are still there if you know the URLs

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/04/20/bofh_episode_13/

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/06/01/bofh_episode_19/

I wanted to link to episode 13 recently for a geeky friend and so I had to go searching for it ... but it's linked from Simon's RSS feed ...

Chris

YouTube - uTube showdown stays alive in federal court

Chris O'Shea

Rick, you've misread the article ... and totally missed the point

uTube.com (the pipe company) "has operated uTube.com as a means to sell used pipe and tube mills and rollform machinery since 1996"

That's *1996*, ELEVEN YEARS AGO ...

YouTube had its "launch in 2005" TWO YEARS AGO.

Rick said "Ok so let me get this right utube opens its website after Youtube"

ELEVEN is more than TWO.

So no, you didn't get it right.

And US law is more difficult that you think ... just because something is "property" doesn't make it "land" (so "trespass" is difficult, as are several other of the claims made by uTube) but the Judge upheld the right to continue the case on trademark dilution etc. claims. And there's a big difference between state and federal law, so something that is illegal in one state may not be illegal in another, and so any precedent must be evaluated with that in mind.

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