Posts by Alan Welk

Pirate Bay data now tugged by IP-address-tracking current

Call the Spelling Police..

.."CloudFlare contnet delivery network" unless of course this is a new type of Dark-net run by a bunch of Conts.

Apple knob refusenik Sir Jony Ive handed award - for talking BOLLOCKS

Jony Ive..

..Crowned King Bullshitter has had previous form with this smaller Ipad quote: "If all that we’d done was take the original iPad and just reduce it, all that you would be aware of was everything that was just missing. That there is inherent loss in just reducing a product in size. What we did was we went back to the very beginning and we took the time to design a product that was a concentration of, not a reduction of, the original.”

Jony Ive: Flattered by rivals' designs? Nah, its 'theft'

Re: Hypocrite!

I think they ignored rules 7,8 and 9

Scientists warn of FOUR-FOOT sea level rise from GLACIER melt

2030...

..."Smart Robot Dam Builders 2.0 3D" has been released after the first set of 3D printed BYOD SRDB's failed to build a wall no higher than 4 inches, a mistake in the tamper proof encrypted firmware is believed to have caused the problem.

Note: BYOD not to be confused with the noughties phrase of "Bring your own Device", which as we know caused the world economic meltdown of 2017.

Microsoft's new CEO: The technology isn't his problem

Re: NeXTSTEP

Xerox!?

Cook: Apple has 'no current plan' to pull profits out of Ireland

It's obviously been ignored..

.. as a legit and common practice, it seems to have been going on since the late 80's.

But now in tighter times the skint Governments are looking for super rich companies to be a bit more responsible with the tax tactics.

WAR HERO PIGEON carrying SECRET WWII CODE found in chimney

Some made it and some did not

Salute for 'Winkie' the Pigeon

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-17138990

Naughty-step Apple buries court-ordered apology with JavaScript

Apple are being very..

very childish and silly, heads should roll for this embarrassing episode.

Microsoft unveils Windows 8 'release preview' for June

Touchy Screen Interface

Great for cash tills (registers) / information points / quiz machines, I'm not sold on touch interfaces at all in the office, I have had a go of many touch screens Android, iPad and going all the way back to the Compaq Ipaq, my main gripe is speed and accuracy, the keyboard and mouse simply has no equal, but if businesses want to follow fads / byod and slow down the workers that's up to them.

C and Unix pioneer Dennis Ritchie reported dead

R

Standing on the shoulders of giants, Rest in peace

Cyber crooks hijack 10,000 websites

Just rename it

'IFramed' compatible with Organized Crime or Police (Cross platform version)

Britney's new album title - can you help?

This is it..

Have a shufty at my muffty, it ain't so tufty.

or a snappier (<-pun intended) version

Shufty my Muffty no Tufty

or

I got Chaetophobia

Buttocks, thongs, and bullsh*t: Street Viewers cop an eyeful

He has a different type of leak

If you go down the street a bit you can see he's fixing a puncture on his bike.