It also won't microwave birds or ready meals, it won't cause cancer and it won't bring about the end of days.
Posts by ukgnome
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Gather round, friends. Listen close. It's time to list the five biggest lies about 5G
Parents slapped with dress code after turning school grounds into a fashion crime scene
UK watchdog slaps 'misleading' Voda ad: Gigafast... maybe so – but not for £23
iOS 13 leaks suggest Apple is finally about to unleash the iPad as a computer for grownups
Starz, meet the Streisand Effect. Cable telly giant apologizes for demented DMCA Twitter takedown spree
ugh
As a podcaster that pushes out our live stream through youtube I am all to familiar with takedowns.
It's worse when the robots decide I have infringed.
The actual process of getting a design reversed is a proper ball ache.
The way the system works is guilty until proved otherwise.
It is a joke at best and a proper jack booted at worst.
UK pr0n viewers plan to circumvent smut-block measures – survey
Brit Parliament online orifice overwhelmed by Brexit bashers
'It's full of beer!' Miracle fridge reveals itself to pals tuckered out from cleaning flooded cabin
What made a super high-tech home in Victorian England? Hydroelectric witchery, for starters
Mayors having a right 'mare in Florida: Acting mayor arrested weeks after boss also arrested
Tim Apple. Larry Oracle. Ginni Layoffs: It works so why the heck not?
Prodigy dancer and vocalist Keith Flint found dead aged 49
Need a 1TB microSD for your smartmobe? Come April, you can free up storage space in your wallet and buy one
Pokemon No! Good news: You can now ban the virtual pests, er, pets to stop nerds wandering around your property
Visited the Grand Canyon since 2000? You'll have great photos – and maybe a teensy bit of unwanted radiation
'Occult' text from Buffy The Vampire Slayer ep actually just story about new bus lane in Dublin
US man and Brit teen convict indicted over school bomb threat spree
National Enquirer's big Pecker tried to shaft me – and I wouldn't give him an inch, says Jeff Bezos after dick pic leak threat
Trolling in the Reg's forums... we mean, er, 'working' on the train still rubbish thanks to patchy data coverage
Ca-caw-caw: Pigeon poops on tot's face as tempers fray at siege of Lincoln flats
iPhone price cuts are coming, teases Apple CEO. *Bring-bring* Hello, Apple UK? It's El Reg. You free to chat?
Q. China just landed on its far side, the US woz there 50 years ago – now Europe wants to mine it? A. It's the Moon
Struggling with GDPR compliance? Don't waste money on legal advice: Buy a shredder
Starship bloopers: In touching tribute to Tesla shares, Musk proto-craft tumbles – as Bezos' Blue Origin rocket lifts off
'Nun' drops goat head on pavement outside Cheltenham 'Spoons
Happy new year, readers. Yes, we have threaded comments, an image-lite mode, and more...
More nodding dogs green-light terrible UK.gov pr0n age verification plans
Can't unlock an Android phone? No problem, just take a Skype call: App allows passcode bypass
Pewdiepie fanboi printer, Chromecast haxxx0r retreats, says they're 'afraid of being caught'
Um, I'm not that Gary, American man tells Ryanair after being sent other Gary's flight itinerary
Found yet another plastic nostalgia knock-off under the tree? You, sir, need an emulator
The Great British Curry: Put down the takeaway, you're cooking tonight
An upset tummy and a sphincter-loosening blackout: Lunar spaceflight is all glamour
Dutch boyband hopes to reverse Brexit through the power of music
A few reasons why cops didn't immediately shoot down London Gatwick airport drone menace
Boffins don't give a sh!t, slap Trump's face on a turd in science journal
Roll a diplomacy check to win the election: Vote tie resolved by a D20
Virgin Galactic test flight reaches space for the first time, lugging NASA cargo in place of tourists
Doom: The FPS that wowed players, gummed up servers, and enraged admins
My Fave level is...
Well it's actually Grimsby Towns old precinct shopping centre. You see one of my mates was handy with all that fiddly programming malarky.
He painstakingly created our town centre shopping area to such a detail that you could tell which shop was Wimpy, which one was Boots. Truly inspiring.