
Vikernes?
Varg Vikernes is the biggest clown out there, so I guess he already knows :p
Sure, he was scary to the elderly churcgoers once, but that was back when MC Hammer still had money. After that, he's had failure after failure, possibly crowned with his ridiculously half-brained jailbreak :p
(Paris, because even she'd be better as a fugitive than he ever could be)