The arresting officer
Maybe it's just me, but the first time I read the article I thought the arresting officer was "Officer Oh! Why", which seemed very appropriate.
2 publicly visible posts • joined 7 Jun 2011
Of course we need to run the buffoons over. After all, in the UK, cars only manage to kill 800 people who are too stupid to get out of the way each year. By sneaking up on them we could get so many more. And, after all, they must be stupid 'cos they're not in cages, so they deserve a little tickle. Thinking* by J. Clarkson.
*Copyright Top Gear 2011. No actual neurons were harmed by overwork in the course of these thoughts.