Posts by Ashtonian

Sony's Windows 7 virtualization switch-off (partly) reversed

Makes good security sense to me

Makes good sense

Quantum porn engine foiled by strawberries and muffins

It's bog awful

Absolutely terrible.

Google was good from day one, being old, I remember how this great search engine was mentioned only amongst friends.

Cuil won't be ready for prime tine for 18 months.

Microsoft Mojave 'outs' secret Vista lovers

I have an answer

Norton,Symantec & HP slows down computers, not Microsoft.

doh!

Vista SP1 downloaders bite back

Should it be ignored

It's great!

I can't wait for it to make my system faster and safer.

'Facebook fatigue' kicks in as people tire of social networks

There is always the tried and true always safe

ladies with no clothes on sites to invest in.

Mark my words

the Internet and specifically websites

is a toy! a just for fun place.

IT problems force HMRC to extend tax deadline

It shows once again

that IT folk are numbskulls,

bullshit their way to high salaries and never really understand the science of networks and information transmission storage and retrieval.

Finally

Watson suspended by research lab after race row

Henry, we are not all equal

How dare you insinuate that those dirty buggers on Kim & Aggies show are equal to me. I far superior to them and very clean!

Braindead obituarists hoaxed by Wikipedia

Hebden Bridge

Is my favourite town

Great British fry-up under threat

Free range eggs - free feed

These free range hens wander about the barn yard gobbin up the odd worm.

So their eggs are better and cheaper

UK firm pays biggest ever fine over 'pirate' software

So , let me get this straight

The company was manufacturing and selling software and making money at it?

That's Piracy me hearties! or running multiple unlicensed copies?

That's copyright infringement.

Harry Potter transcript claim doesn't convince

I'll just wait for the movie

You get music with a movie

Physics GCSE: 'insultingly easy, non scientific, and vague'

What? No Resnick & Halliday?

now known as Halliday, Resnick, Walker

That's all you need

Video download site ordered to spy on users

Accidently

while reaching over for your coffee!

Thank you James, you made me smile.

Security researchers poke holes in Safari

Well I think it's rude

to hack software with the purpose of causing people problems.

Well, it's just not polite.

Having said all that, can't people program anymore?

Seriously is it hard? I'm surprised that this has happened with Safari!