* Posts by Tchou

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Google's legal boss is fed up with patent warfare

Tchou

It completely illustrate my point and i thank you for that.

Thinking that a delirious paranoid techno egocentrist could have patented the use of the keyboard with a computer in the 70's or 80's makes me shiver....

Tchou
Trollface

" '90s and early 00s has built up a backlog of problems. There was a 10- or 15-year period when "the issuance of software patents was too lax", he said, with patents going to unoriginal, vague proposals that have fuelled the litigation and legal trouble that is happening now. "

Who again is patenting "Unlock gesture", "similar design" and "one click action"?

Ho yeah, a true innovator...

Apple expels serial hacker for publishing iPhone exploit

Tchou
Pint

Haha!

Haha!

Nothing more nothing less.

Ho, and i'll drink to that.

US.gov: We aren't hiding any space aliens

Tchou
Holmes

Aliens already...

... found us.

But they were looking for intelligent life forms and went away.

Common brain parasite 'can affect host's actions'

Tchou
Joke

20% population controlled?

I understand now (unwashed) Apple's cult.

Kaspersky defends 'unworkable' web passports

Tchou
Angel

"Security" firms..

are just trying to appear more indispensable than they really are. Passports would be a new source of revenue for them, nothing more.

Their marketing made you believe they are trustworthy. Maybe they are not.

Are we in the middle of a patent bubble?

Tchou
Trollface

The worm is definetly in the fruit...

Alien city lights could be detected across interstellar space

Tchou

What if they live underground and/or are super intelligent blind worms?

Scale-out virgin Fujitsu pushes out high-performing tool

Tchou
Joke

Where...

... is the Apple angle?

'OH WOW. OH WOW. OH WOW'

Tchou
Joke

So... I sort of won?

: p

Tchou
Pirate

Steve Jobs was a sad clown. Not much more. He happened to sell products he accidentally came upon. The true heritage is elsewhere.

Apple requires Mac App Store candidates to be sandboxed

Tchou
Windows

Apple...

... will kill innovation. Too high walls, too much security overhead.

They don't want developpers to be able to DO BETTER on their own hardware.

That's why nothing major is never done on Macs, if it doesn't come from Apple.

Shame.

Minnow Android slab maker BEATS Apple in court

Tchou
Thumb Up

I could not..

have said better.

You nailed it.

Mobile industry needs Windows, handset vendors warn

Tchou
Thumb Up

I would...

not entirely rule Apple out of the "mediocre has been" either, given their behavior.

Americans' right to hang fake balls on trucks left dangling

Tchou
Facepalm

All time low reached.

Crap alchemist jailed for poo-into-gold experiment

Tchou

Exact same concept

as you can't prove impossible things.

Michael Dell declines to eat his Apple (humble) pie

Tchou
Pint

Dead wrong

Even the logo is not the same.

Yahoo! revenue! AND! profits! bomb! as! expected!

Tchou
Facepalm

T!I!R!E!D

of! your! yahoo! syntax!

please stop.

Boffins invent miracle pill that counteracts effects of booze

Tchou
Pint

Drive

So you could drive home safely?

Could save thousands of lives per year!

Obvious icon, i'll drink to that!

Apple MacBook Air 11in Core i5 notebook

Tchou
FAIL

Apple should not

presume how you will use your computer. Dual boot Windows and Linux on an Apple machine is perfectly legitimate.

So yes 2GB is too low.

Microsoft's high-risk Windows 8 .NET switch

Tchou
Pint

Win32

forever.

Tony Sale, 'Colossus' crypto machine rebuilder, dies at 80

Tchou
Stop

"and probably saved thousands of lives."

Well, um, sad to say but it depend from the point of view...

It may have saved as much americans as it killed germans.

A human live is a human live, isn't it?

Worm spreads via RDP

Tchou
Flame

You mean...

...the 10% of the market who use another OS than Windows, from wich 0,1% are tech savyy, from wich 0.1% suckers thinks of themselves as "so brilliant everyone else is still in the Dark Ages"?

Here lies /^v.+b$/i

Tchou
Pint

What about

a liberation :

free(self);

or a

(void *) self.

'Major' C++ revision receives standards blessing

Tchou

I respectly

disagree. C is a breeze compared to 'modern' alternatives like Java, C# and C++.

But don't worry it's just me.

Tchou
Facepalm

Herb Sutter

is higly tied with Microsoft interests. What could go wrong having private interests tinkering with C++?

I'll keep using C (there's already decents multi-core programming APIs) rather than the unfortunate "++" sequel.

iPad accessorizer gets into Bernie Madoff's pants

Tchou
Linux

Yes i read before posting,

what i meant is that this kind of hype only can happen with an Apple product involved.

Don't get me wrong, i like Apple, but i don't like all the hype around it, largely maintened by blind fans. But this is another story...

Linux icon, because of http://www.trustleap.ch/ (Can't i be fan of something?)

Tchou
Pint

Only

an Apple product could be involved with such a stupidity

Google lands patent for, um, estimating shipment time

Tchou
Devil

It's a medical case

"Patenting Diarrhea". Can be deadly. Highly contagious. Often associated with severe nausea.

Good news: A meltdown would kill fewer than we thought

Tchou
Pint

On other news

USA needs more nuclear power plants to ensure its energetic independence.

Suddenly a reactor meltdown is not that bad.

Apple Mac OS X 10.7 Lion Part Two

Tchou

Would you

remember us where was Mac OS when XP came out?

Amateur claims crack of final Zodiac Killer cipher

Tchou
IT Angle

In other words...

... nothing's happening in IT today.

MacBook batteries susceptible to hack attacks

Tchou
FAIL

Guess What

Windows or Linuw never branded themselves State of the art in security nor World most Advanced, and didn't called their tech support Geniuses.

They have their weaknesses, but at least they are more honests when it comes to talk about what they do.

On first day, Apple sells 50 Lions for every lion

Tchou

There are some problems with your post.

Dual processor G4 != Dual Core.

It was 2 CPUs, a far less efficient design because they were limited by their I/O and bus speed.

It was nice for the time, but others did the same, and Apple charged a hefty premium for it.

Tchou
Thumb Up

I actually

didn't said the contrary.

But it was a mixed post, sorry for that.

Tchou
Trollface

"...head marketeer Phil Schiller...

.. said in a Thursday press release, exulting in his perception that "user reviews and industry reaction have been fantastic."

Well it's kind of his job to say so.

Beside, what was the last product Apple didn't brand as "Fantastic", "World most adavnced", ...

What puzzles me is that it continue working.

"... 3 per cent gave it the lowest rating of but one star"

And 10% gave a medium rating, so nearly 15% Apple's clients are from "unhappy" to "somewhat unhappy".

Gratz Apple!

Major overhaul makes OS X Lion king of security

Tchou
FAIL

It is not Apple source

but the *free* part they are obligated to republish by the very *free* licenses they build their closed source on.

But i didn't knew this site, thanks.

Tchou
WTF?

"...said the researchers,

...who spent the past few months analyzing the OS"

Since OSX is closed source, chances are that Apple paid this research to whitewash its recent troubles with malware.

Standard industry procedure.

SeaMicro pushes 'Atom smasher' to 768 cores in 10U box

Tchou
Pint

Actually a fair bit more than that

"That's 50 per cent more oomph and memory for 43.6 per cent more money"

Computing power is not necessarily as linear as a price.

But hey, nice hardware is coming!

Tchou
Happy

main memory is unreliable?

When was the last time you saw RAM failure?

I might be extra lucky, but never happened to me!

The Queen visits Bletchley Park

Tchou
Pint

Every...

... single encryption tool allowed IS already broken by govts. Standard security behavior.

Ballmer's breaking point: Is Windows 8 already too late?

Tchou
Thumb Up

Funnily enought

the Lotus Notes mafia downvoted massively ALL of my post on other topics as an illustration of the truths wrote here. Hehe.

Tchou
Mushroom

No,

It's called KillNotes. But yes, it's still the same pile of crap.

IBM managed to fuck it up so bad everyone leave it for other solutions.

Interestingly, Notes consultants are the perfect reflection of their favorite system:

Worthless brainwashed incompetents who often adopts aggressive survival strategies by arguing tirelessly over Notes theorical goodness, for the sole sake of their vested interest.

I know it first hand by working with these "Notes programmers".

Yes im a bit pissed off.

Cheers.

IBM crams Lotus Symphony back into OpenOffice

Tchou
Pint

"Lotus Approach is the award-winning...

... relational database designed to manage, analyze and report on business information. It offers breakthrough ease of use, unprecedented cross-product integration, connectivity, and outstanding power and analysis capabilities. Computing features maximize the sharing of information in the organization. Approach offers tight integration with *Lotus Notes*...."

.... Okay, so it's rubbish by-design.

'Meltdown Monday' Anonymous hackers leak military mails

Tchou
Pint

"Find the flaws...

...publish your successes if you must, but have the decency to spare the innocent victims of your activities. Obscure personal data before you publish; otherwise you are considerably worse than those you are attempting to shame."

That would be from real hackers.

What they do is vandalism, and put shame on hackers.

They seems technically good. They should be even better by showing higher standards than the ones they attack.

Apple patent: 'Pour' your data from iPhone to iPad

Tchou
Stop

Stop

patenting diarrhea . Now.

Portuguese hackers strike back at Moody's downgrade

Tchou
Pint

Wonderful

hack !

Please Anon use humor and derision like this guy !

Google Go strikes back with C++ bake-off

Tchou
WTF?

Parochialism

or merely the way a computer *actually* works?

Tchou
Pint

Benchmarks

are nice for PR because it's so easy to make it say what you want.

But real life application can show diffrent results because it gave to deal with real life complexity, wich is NOT the mere sum of (theorical) scholar tests.

For now, any serious work is done either in C or in C++.

It sure does not mean it will be forever so.

Show us a major serious application coded in Go (Chrome OS done in Go?)

Facebook promises 'awesome' launch next week

Tchou
Pint

What would be

REALLY awesome would be to see everyone dropping this kind of crap.

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